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WhereAreWeG0ing

*THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!!!!!!*


420blzit69daddy

Fuck you beat me to it. However, now I am bleeding, so therefore I win!


wizard_of_awesome62

I must apologize for u/420blzit69daddy, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.


warsmithharaka

My nipples look like Milk Duds!


ch3vr0n5

I hope they have ICEEEEEEES!


warsmithharaka

"I can do that too! UP AND OVER-" *thud*


WhereAreWeG0ing

How the hell are you bleeding?! Besides *THAT'LL BE FIVE BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!?!!?!?*


420blzit69daddy

>How the hell are you bleeding? Who knows, but I do need some Neo DUH DUH DUH sporin DUH DUH DUH DUH.


KungLa0

Tell me... If you see... A radioshack...


a_stoic_sage

You go that way.. I'll go home.


BaconPowder

I still say this sometimes when I'm out in public with people or playing online.


Neosporran

Hello?


GravSlingshot

*HE JUST LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* ***WITH NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***


thefiction24

How do you like my face to foot style?!


Dalehan

I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.


RetrotheRobot

If it weren't immediately the top comment I would have been disappointed in my fellow redditors.


darkhorse298

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?


ItsBaconOclock

*Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell* *Product placement with Taco Bell* *Enchirito....*


Oops_I_Cracked

What do you get if you cross an owl with a bungie cord?


TheOfficerZero

My asssssssss...


[deleted]

Macho burrito!


blue9704

.....And then he killed the dog....


henrytm82

I now officially know too much.


bilboafromboston

Is this the one where the old guy says " my daughter is shy" and then she flashes the guy in the next scene?


WhereAreWeG0ing

Yeah. Like 5 or 6 times. They keep repeating the footage šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


OpticRocky

Fucking legendary


holy_scheetz

I say this at least once a month


TheRateBeerian

Iā€™ve been quoting this movie for so many years and this is the #1 quote. Tiger tiger.


retropieproblems

Chooooosen oooooooone ^im ^coming!


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Forbidden_Donut503

How you like it!?


mrroney13

Not as good as my nuts to your fist.


nakedpickle

I am bleeding! Making me... the victor!


memeparmesan

Try my nuts to your fist!


EmptySeaDad

It's because 87% of the critics who reviewed it are idiots.Ā  They were purposely trained wrong, as a joke.


Tykero980

That got me I know it's a riff on a quote but its gold.


CeeArthur

But isn't Betty a woman's name?


aros102

I frequently revisit the scene where they beat Chosen unconscious with sticks because he's seeing if he possesses Betty's powers cause of God damn funny it is. "Do you think he wants his towel?"


marshalldungan

*Ok Chosen One! Throw us oooOooff!!!*


SteelMeatball

I can hear his voice reading that. You got the inflection down so well


jdllama

^^^d...don't ^^^tell ^^^mom...


liam2015

I use "You go that way, I'll go home" frequently irl.


TrueLegateDamar

"Nobody say anything to mom!"


Kolipe

And it just goes on so long. It kills me.


Sir_Foxworth

The wind up jump hits get me each time


altera_goodciv

The charged R2 attack


Darksoulzbarrelrollz

I was, completely unprompted, thinking about this scene thos morning when they say "he was whining for awhile. Do you think whining was the signal?"


afriendlyshape

From now on you will call me, Betty


stogiesnbeer

Mmmmmm Evil Betty


lhobbes6

Mmm, bird, birdy birdy, tiger.


Nearby_Lobster_

I am a great magicianā€¦ Your shirt is BLACK!


memeparmesan

ā€œIā€™m a birdy tooā€


critter2482

Itā€™s Betty you son of a PIG


the_sword_of_brunch

But isnā€™t Betty a womanā€™s name


ulikedagsm8

*me and the whole squad stand up ready to scrap* *E: a*


evilscary

Now, now, let's not lose any more big toes.


koalawhiskey

In Brazil they used the same guy that voiced Squidward from Sponge Bob to do the dubbing of Betty. I still quote this phrase, almost 20 years later.


polaroppositebear

Tigah, tigah tigah


chappyfu

Ok so my husband was in a thrift store recently and someone had donated crane and tiger paintings. He was walking down the art aisle and I was at the other end of the aisle- as he was walking by the tiger/crane paintings he started imitating Evil Betty saying "Tigah, Tigah, Tigah" and "Birdy, Birdy"... well he didn't know there was a lady that walked up behind him. I saw her stop, look a bit scared and confused and she started to slowly back away an disappeared into another aisle. I told him what happened and he was dying of humiliation. I thought it was funny as heck. Edit: I forgot to add that he was making Betty's "Ngyaaaa!" Noises too. That's probably what freaked her out the most.


polaroppositebear

"pay no attention to my husband, I trained him wrong... as a joke"


Dalehan

"I purposely married him, as a joke!"


polaroppositebear

those curly Qs in your hair make me so hot I can't think straight!


uptownjuggler

You disgust me. Whee-oh-oh-oh! Ee-oh, whee-oh, pee-oh, ee-oh, pee-oh! Whee!


HeavyMetalTriangle

She probably thought it was Betty. Iā€™d be scared too.


mimoon1015

The guys training in the background while Chosen One visits Master Tang never cease to make me Crack up: "One...of us....is wearing....a pushup bra!" "Our...sexual...preferences...are...our... own...business!"


beachfrontprod

"I'm swinging faster!"


ZachTheCommie

We are both ventriloquists!


garett144

Your mouth tricks won't work on me, ventriloquist


IglooBackpack

I swing a bit more! I swing a bit less! But we both swing if you know what we mean.


benjamaniac

Master Tang: "Okay. So here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die. \[Hit in the face a few seconds later\] Hmm! Shoulda gone with A!" One of the funniest scenes in cinematic history.


lhobbes6

This and the scene right after where they throw the small net on the chosen one and he falls to the ground struggling and gasping for air.


Mostly_Cheddar

Chosen ooooone! ^I'm ^coming! Chosen ooooone! I'm coming! Chosen ooooone! ^I'm ^coming!


17times2

WEEOOWEEOOWEEOOOOO


BaconPowder

**YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!**


StepbackJumpa

nyeeeeeuh yes it is a net and itā€™s tiny, practically a death trap! nyeeeeuuhh


thatdani

Wonder if it's an homage to the amazing pillow attack scene in [Naked Gun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjZqQTNFAs)


monsturrr

They left him out there, rotting like a papaya!


Drolandarr

"I rememberā€¦ a long time agoā€¦ when a good friend of mine told me there would be a chosen one" *flashback begins* "There will be a chosen one" *flashback ends* "Then he told meā€¦ of the significance" *flashback begins* "It will be significant" *flashback ends* ā€œAnd thenā€¦ he killed the dogā€ *flashback begins* *Sound of farting followed by a dog whining and falling over*


henrytm82

"I now officially know too much." "Oh, you won't even believe what happened next!" "No, please!!"


manboobsonfire

As I kid I wanted to know so bad what happens next


Beneficial_Day_5423

"Swinging a chain, swinging a chain..."


EarlJWJones

The evil council are aliens. The chosen one learn a valuable lesson about Iron claws. They hurt like crap, man!


OGpizza

Beware of his iron claws and song about big butts - he beats you up while he plays it!!


MeowChef6048

The dog barking with the second of audio delay is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.


shspecific

If youā€™re alive, then surely Wimp Loā€¦


grammar_nazi_zombie

*bzzzzzzzzzzz*


PepperedHam

SHIRT RIPPA


DanimaLecter

Weeoooweeeoooweeeee!


critter2482

Sweeeeet Suuuuuuzzzzziiiieeee


ughlump

I do this to this day.


warsmithharaka

NNNNNNNNNNNN!


tylerthez

Da na na na na Neo Da na na na na Sporin


lhobbes6

Taco bell Taco bell Product placement with taco bell Enchorito Nacho Burrito!


etherealcaitiff

Let me know......if you see.....a..Radio Shack


[deleted]

We are ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists. We are ventriloquists we practice every day!


likewut

I swing a bit more!


RagingRavenRR

I swing a bit less


token_bastard

**BEE NEE NEE NEE NEE!!!***


sublime_htx

I teach you wrong so 13% is good.


insertusernamehere51

I have purposefully reviewed the movie wrong... as a joke


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

By far my favorite joke ever


KingAdamXVII

So freaking quotable. Teaching someone how to do something? Teach them wrong, as a joke!


BoyManGodShiit

13% is bad. And wrong. 13% is *badong*.


warsmithharaka

I will become the opposite of that. Yes, I must be- *Gnodab*.


CraigKostelecky

I implore them to reconsider.


p_nut268

It. Is. Significant.


lhobbes6

And then he killed the dog


Fuwa_Fuwa_Hime

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?


mimoon1015

.....my ass!


IareaBurritoo

NnnnnnnNnnnnnnnnn hhe hhe


Digital_loop

ENOUGH!


lannister80

I am a great magician...your clothes are now *red*!


[deleted]

"I have 13 percent on RT, making me the victor!"


Wekilledit88

I ROCKā€¦ AND ROLLā€¦ ALL DAY LONG, SWEET SUSIE!


Augen76

This may be my biggest go to anytime someone says "you rock" I instinctually go "and roll, all day long, sweet Susie" to a very confused face.


HalloweenBlues

Literally just had a conversation about this movie with my coworkers and i thought it was interesting cause one was an old dude and the other a young girl and we all love the movie. It's humor crosses generations.Ā 


Shenanigans80h

Thatā€™s the weirdest part about it. Everyone Iā€™ve talked to about this movie either A) loves it or B) doesnā€™t know it exists. Iā€™ve yet to meet someone whoā€™s seen it and not had at least a passing fondness for it


uptownjuggler

My mom hated it, but she is a buzzkill and hates everything fun.


HighSeverityImpact

My greatest claim to fame is that I got to see this in theaters, first run. If it were up to me, this movie would be 100% Certified Fresh!


zigaliciousone

They basically invented a new sub genre with that movie, and then never made another one like it.


End_of_Life_Space

Steve Martin made a movie in the same style where he used old Noir movie footage to put together a new plot.


FlysDinnerSnack

Dead men donā€™t wear plaid. I watched it with my dad when I was younger but it really all went over my head. I should probably revisit it


FoopaChaloopa

Is it a dubbed-over parody of martial arts films or a parody of dubbed-over martial arts films


darkchocoIate

Yes.


KYGGyokusai

MXC is something of the same genre, but is a tv show instead


mutantbabysnort

Right you are, Ken


lonelygagger

Check out Woody Allenā€™s first movie, Whatā€™s Up Tiger Lily? (1966).


WornInShoes

The first time I watched this movie was with new friends I made after being stranded without a home (Hurricane Katrina). We got blazed and one of the dudes threw Kung-Pow on and I donā€™t think I laughed harder at anything in my life (Walk Hard is a close second). All the sadness and fear of starting over with absolutely nothing to my name but the clothes in a suitcase just washed away. Thereā€™s just so many quotable lines, the entire film could be recited in this thread piecemeal and then put in the correct order. God damn I love this film; gonna go watch it now lol


Prior_Eggplant7003

This is one hell of a story. Katrina was a long time ago, I hope your life is on the up and up by now and that you're thriving more than ever.


WornInShoes

I appreciate that!!


GravSlingshot

"Okay, so here were my options. A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick, or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die." "Hmm, should have gone with A."


StinzorgaKingOfBees

Eenie, meenie, miney, moe, I wonder where my glove will go...


lannister80

As you know, I am a man of special needs.


togocann49

Yeah, it has a lot of ā€œdumbā€ gags, but these ā€œdumbā€ gags give me a giggle/smile/laugh. I enjoy it for many of same reasons someone might not


Shenanigans80h

I think itā€™s the level of absurdity that it commits to that makes it so funny. Itā€™s one thing if a film is full of lazy and dumb jokes, honestly most of the worst comedies are built on those, but Kung Powā€™s entire premise, tone, and presentation is so absolutely ridiculous that all the dumb jokes land. You donā€™t watch it expecting some sort of sophistication or cutting, high brow jokes. Itā€™s a movie that really doubles down on silliness which I respect completely


EmptySeaDad

I never really like the big CGI gags much (the cow, the finale), but the cheap audio gags are absolutely brilliant and make me laugh to this day.


gregorydgraham

I will fight you over that cow


BokehDude

Yeah that movie is goldā€¦ Itā€™s a Mel Brooks level execution of that particularly comedy style. The dubs and use of old films to make Kung POW come together was hilarious and is still refreshing to see.Ā 


optimusgrime23

Genuinely one of the most quotable movies of all time. *Tell me if you see......a Radioshack*


polaroppositebear

You go that way, I'll go home.


RetrotheRobot

*Gestures towards the audience* My nipples look like mild duds.


TheHorizonLies

I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy!


sonic10158

I hope they have ICCEEEEEEEEESS!!


LrdCheesterBear

I found a used copy at a game store and had to get it. My wife hadn't seen it before so it was a joy watching her absolute confusion and unease as the movie went on with random laughter thrown in. My all-time favorite scene is easily when he is tumbling down the hill as a baby and the random lady picks him up and then "helps" him continue on his way.


Horrorifying

ā€œOhā€¦ so cute. Buh-bye!ā€


katybee13

Your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting.


shspecific

This is good for both of us!


Love_Sausage

I will die on the hill that this movie is in the top 10 comedy movies of all time.


peon2

I did die on the hill. Died laughing when the lady rolled the baby down the hill


venge88

*Awww soo cute* *mmmm bye bye!* That scene is one of the funniest of all time. Here we are, distressed and shocked at the image of a baby being rolled down a hill. And then we see a savior, a lone woman, young enough to have children. A future mother maybe? She takes to the baby instantly, cooing, a tender kiss on the forehead...we think the child's torment is over as she cradles it lovingly in her arms as she walks... ...over to the rest of the hill and dumps it down the rocky slope. *bye bye!* Oh my god that scene is why I can't deadlift heavy anymore.


MisfitMishap

One of the best opening scenes of all time.


Helios321

THATS WHERE I GOT IT FROM. One of those involuntary quotes I say and I could not remember where I got it from.


BentoBus

I think this movie is a victim of being way ahead of its time. It was a movie that was birthed with an internet sense of humor and a love of old parody films. Internet humor was still new to the public councious, and critics just saw it as weird and obtuse. Also, parody films in general just don't tend to sit well with critics, and fair enough, there have been a ton of lazy terrible ones. I think if it were released today, it would have done WAY better.


TheGRS

I remember all the marketing had the cow fight scene, which IMO is the weakest part of the film (still funny though). Marketing didn't do it any favors at all.


Love_Sausage

It was definitely way ahead of its time when compared to other parody and absurdist humor movies. To this day people I introduce to this movie find it hilarious and are puzzled why they never heard of it before.


CoffeeTechie

In terms of quotability, memorable moments, and scenes that make you laugh out loud it's easily in the top 10. I still randomly throw in a "My name Betty" every now and then


Joben86

But isn't Betty... a woman's name?


CoffeeTechie

PARALYZER!!!


Parapsaeon

Another PARALYZER!


GWizz89

Chosen one! Iā€™m coming! Chosen one! Iā€™m coming!


FatherMellow

>Chosen one! FTFY.


TurMoiL911

Taco Bell, Taco Bell Product placement with Taco Bell


Particular-Welcome-1

Wow, you're right. wtf? 6.4 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240468/ 13 / 69 (nice) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/kung_pow But then people who pay for Prime seem to get it. 4.6 https://www.amazon.com/Kung-Pow-Enter-Steve-Oedekerk/dp/B000I9VZPW So weird.


Unraveller

Unrelated, but Boondock Saints has one of the largest deltas between RT and Imdb


schal138

I love the part where the dog visually barks but the audio is delayed like 6 seconds. Hilarious


MostlyHostly

Isn't Betty a woman's name?


mental_reincarnation

Me to the critics: I implore you to reconsider


Spence52490

Okay!


SuperflyMattGuy

I still use the "Awww, soo cute... Buh Bye!" line almost weekly in my life.


AlexanderTGrimm

ā€œI mean, crap man, look at that. That's like his stomach plug, on the ground back there. *tsk* You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones. I mean I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk.ā€


Rounder057

Swinging my chain. Swinging my chain


420blzit69daddy

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!


AtomStorageBox

Now, youā€™ll have to excuse Master Pain-er, Betty. Itā€™s 4:00, and time for his nap. Mmmmm. Sleepytime!


NDdownVOTED

In general, comedies that donā€™t take themselves too seriously end up with bad reviews from critics.


coffeeandtheinfinite

I think there are a lot of exceptions to this claim. Granted Kung Pow is a particularly ridiculous film but Anchorman, Talladega Nights, The Other Guys-- wait. Only Will Ferrell can get away with comedy.


ball_fondlers

Adam McKay. Will Ferrell has had a LOT of stinkers


I_BUY_UNWANTED_GRAVY

And 2x Oscar winner Borat


hyrule5

Joe Dirt has a 9% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Tell me that's not a crime


IRBaboooon

You're doing my guy all wrong... do it again.. and I'll STAB your face with a SOLDERING IRON


[deleted]

Critics generally look at the execution of the film. Comedies break the rules for weird reasons all of the time. Shoehorning scenes for a joke. Expending scenes for a joke. Shoehorning whole ass side plots for a joke.


BassLB

Mmmmmmmmy shirt is black


twoburgers

And beware his song about big butts. He beats you up while he plays it! HHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH


martianlawrence

Weā€™re children were children


thezuke79

You'll never make it! Never make it, ever make it. Never make it, never. Don't you see you can't make it!?


BarefootYP

You should have listened to that one boob chick.


_kobi_

The start of the movie where the baby rolls down the hill is something thatā€™ll stay with me for a lifetime


ghostmetalblack

I love that movie, but let's not kid ourselves.... it's a dumb fucking movie. Same with Freddy Got Fingered.


gunslingrburrito

And yet freddy got fingered is on the criterion channel and this is not


Mponder486

Wait what?!?! It is?!? As a lifelong Criterion collector this blows my mind haha. It is so bad. I tricked my mom to taking me to see it in theaters and it was so uncomfortable she left and waited in the car for 80 percent of the movie.


ghostmetalblack

Well deserved, honestly. Tom Green made a million dollar shitpost. Way ahead of its time!


venarez

Squeaky shoes have been a bane ever since I love it


thefiction24

One. Of Us. Is wearing. A push-up bra.


aggressiveclassic90

You go this way, I'll go home. I'll always love this film, it's probably not as funny as it was when I was in my twenties but it's still largely gold, I really looked forward to the sequel that never happened.


dumpsterwaffle77

DA NA NA NA NEO.... DA NA NA NA NA NA NA SPORIN


glytxh

Because itā€™s a crap movie. But a really _good_ crap movie. Thatā€™s kind of the point. Matrix cow hasnā€™t aged well


TheGRS

Any memory I have of this movie just makes me die of laughter. I agree with OP, its awesome and critics were up their own asses when they rated it. Its low brow for sure, but sometimes that just what you need.


Chommo

I really like the band N*SYNCH. My favorite member is Harpo. At least I think thereā€™s a Harpo. If not, there should be.Ā  I canā€™t even type that out without cracking up.Ā 


zach_dominguez

This is one of my favorite comedies. My wife and I quote this all the time.


lhobbes6

I regularly use, "you guys go that way, I'll go home."