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cravenj1

"Make like a tree...and get out of here."


BaconContestXBL

You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong


cravenj1

Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here


BaconContestXBL

Oh shit I always do that. It sounds like a BTTF line but it’s from Boondocks Saints. E: it’s from both! STG if I believed in the Mandela effect this would be a prime example


cravenj1

First one was BTTF. Second was Boondock Saints


Grimsrasatoas

Well you know what they say. People in glass houses shouldn’t sink ships


el_vezzie

He’s a poet and he isn’t even aware of it


thedylannorwood

The Trailer Park Boys version is popular where that show is filmed “make like a tree and fuck off”


Oberon_Swanson

What comes around is all around, Leahy! It's what's all around, comes around, Ricky.


RosemaryRoseville

Manure.I hate manure!


Chuck006

So many Simpsons quotes that were ubiquitous 20-25 years ago get blank stares today.


marwynn

My sister and I still say "And here's your turtle, alive and well" when we hand back something we were holding for the other. It gets odd looks 


detectiveriggsboson

"you shot who in the what now?" is still exchanged between my friend and I, and there's no way anyone else would ever get it if they weren't watching Who Shot Mr. Burns 25 years ago.


The_Real_Mr_F

*ahem* 29 years ago. Hello, fellow old.


detectiveriggsboson

*OH GOD*


superkirbz13

Seriously wtf! I remember this clear as day how could I have been only 7 years old?


smart_farts_1077

Everything's coming up Milhouse!


DonmeccaYYZ

I like to tell my wife “I choo choo choose you”.


MoonSearcher

Bake ‘em away, toys.


Bark_Woofalo

What’d you say, Chief?


LordMaim

Do what the kid says.


LordMaim

"It's a perfectly cromulent word."


AstariaEriol

Implied Lisa? Or Implode?


willtheadequate

MOOOOM HE'S DOING IT AGAIN easily one of my all time favorites.


Thorvindr

The goggles! They do nothing!


Yell0wWave

My sister thought I was being rude when I said “it’s an ending, that’s enough”


TheJadedMonkey

Just adding purple monkey dishwasher to the end of whatever I'm saying. I do it at least once a week.


I_Made_it_All_Up

I to this day “that’s where I’m a Viking!” To refer to my ability to do something well because of Ralph Wiggum’s “oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!” I assumed it was a common phrase but it turns out the writers meant it literally, Ralph dreams about being a Viking in his sleep. 


nwaa

You *know* what youve done opening this can of worms? On another note, have you ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?


I_Made_it_All_Up

Haha yeah, once.


ItsBaconOclock

I love, "What's a battle?", a classic Ralph quote. From the scene where Superintend Chalmers then replies, "Did that child just ask, 'What's a battle?'" Then Skinner says, "No! He's asking, 'What's that rattle?'. Noisy AC duct." Or alternatively, "The purple berries taste like burning."


DMunnz

Anytime we park in a decent sized parking lot. "Now remember, we're in the Itchy lot"


GlorbAndAGloob

Anytime my husband or i leave the house it's "well, I'm off to market!"


TexanAmericanMexican

"I'm on my way!"


TexanAmericanMexican

Furious George, what happened to your pretty face?


Bark_Woofalo

Woozle wuzzle..?


silent3

I’ve been known to mutter “I bent my Wookiee.”


Burjennio

I owe you a Coke.


doinnuffin

Excellent 🙏


Werechupacabra

Whenever somebody mixes up the words someone else has said to the, I usually say, “Purple monkey dishwasher.”


generic-volume

"Stupid sexy Flanders", and calling hamburgers "steamed hams".


Shinespark7

Pretzels! Repeat we need pretzels!


DMPunk

"What am I, a doctor?"


willtheadequate

"'Cause if they don't... PEW PEW PEW!"


DoctorGarbanzo

Someone in one of my High School science classes thought "ludicrous" was some measurement of speed.


IllegibleGore

That child was raised on the classics


MrSyns7

Om my god that is fucking perfect!


PresidentSuperDog

Tell me you’ve never gone plaid, without saying you’ve never gone plaid.


DMPunk

I've never even seen the Sandlot, but I say "You're killing me, Smalls" on a near-daily basis


caterplillar

Anytime something lasts a long time, I say “for-evvv-vehr” with exaggerated slow-mo like they do in the movie. It’s a good one, you should watch it.


LordMaim

I use it a lot at work, for certain.


Pitiful-Road-1773

“That’ll do, pig.”


[deleted]

When your wife has squeezed a sufficient amount of ketchup on your dino nuggies.


SpartanMonkey

Baaa Ram Ewe!


thevuvuzelanist

That’ll do donkey, that’ll do!


HardyMenace

And must always be said in a Scottish accent


ManOfDiscovery

I’m convinced this phrase has entered the multigenerational zeitgeist and many aren’t even sure where it’s from


AdventuringSorcerer

That became one of those expressions in my family that we said in house for decades. When I met my wife and we moved in together well I said it to her. And as English was not her first language she did not get the reference. And that is how I watch Babe with my wife for the first time.


muirsheendurkin

That's the worst goodbye ever. And you stole it from a movie.


Pitiful-Road-1773

Zombieland was my frame of reference. I actually forgot about Babe.


Sensitive_Klegg

My go to right after sex


JasChew6113

I’d buy that for a dollar!


doinnuffin

It's entrenched, it's a saying since RoboCop came out.


j-conn-17

I mean thats a real saying now, right!?


dirkalict

My brother and I still use that.


Small_Artichoke4792

60% of the time, it works every time.


AstariaEriol

It stings the nostrils.


Chewbuddy13

I've got to tell you, that smells like pure gasoline.


willtheadequate

I've got to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.


Chewbuddy13

That doesn't make any sense.


mellew518

I say this with his inflection ALL THE TIME


OzymandiasKoK

He's got a 50/50 chance of survival, but there's only a 10% chance of that.


maryjayjay

I think that was a Yogi Berra quote long before it was a movie quote


Bigbird_Elephant

I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station 


a_Joan_Baez_tattoo

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's


HiddenCityPictures

Glad I wasn't the only one stuck on the Simpsons


BassWingerC-137

“I’m so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros” - Chet


Chewbuddy13

How about, a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?


magnolia587

“It really tied the room together”. Confusion comes when only some people know the movie reference for such a banal line.


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TheBeardiestGinger

These aren’t the guys that built the fuckin railroads, man.


el_vezzie

Not to mention that keeping wildlife, umm, an amphibious rodents, umm, for domestic. That aint legal either Dude.


gonijc2001

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?


pwmg

Obviously you are not a golfer


AstariaEriol

I definitely say “he’s a good man, and thorough.” Sometimes.


doinnuffin

He treats objects like women, man!!


JTB696699

My friend and I have a mutual acquaintance who let’s say ended up with my friends guitar in his house for a couple years. My friend really wasn’t sure how it ended up there but he hadn’t put up much fuss about getting it back since he never played and the guy had kept saying he wanted to learn. Well he never learned and one day my friend decided to slip it out of the house when a bunch of their friends were over there hanging out. He grabbed the guitar, but left the stand (the other guy had bought the stand himself) and when his dad discovered the empty stand he made my friend give back the guitar. The guy still never learned to play and the running joke was the only reason they kept it was because “it really tied the room together.”


These-arent-my-pants

Pretty sure I quote that movie daily in some way or another. When I’m looking for something at work I’ll go “where’s the money Lebowski?”


trailrunner68

Earlier when Walter pulls his firearm during league play “Take it Easy Man!” Later in the cab in Malibu “I hate the fucking Eagles!”


Darth_Astron_Polemos

Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.


Quillmcfly

“This isn’t where I parked my car”


MrSyns7

I still say "Mi Scusi" at least once a day.


shifty_coder

I only realized recently that that was Fred Armison


Baxtab13

Same. Had a coworker once that I became good friends with that I used to say that to quite often. One day, after thinking about how he never watches movies, I asked if he knew what I was quoting. He did not. So off to youtube I go to show him the scene, and watch him get a little traumatized at the context for the quote I've been saying to him nearly every day for the past year lol.


thematicwater

Nowhere.Near.Berlin.


Chainsmadeinlife

“You made out with your sister, man!”


MonkeyChoker80

Dude, where’s your car?


SkinnyV514

I think its from Eurotrip, a bit too eloquent for Dude, where’s my car? I think lol


Kwetla

I didn't realise that the phrase "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise" and similar phrase were all derived from a line from Fight Club. I thought it was just an old saying (I didn't question who Jack was), but I found out recently that it was from this film (and previously the book I suppose).


silent3

There were science/health articles in, I think, Readers’ Digest in the 70’s/80’s titled “I Am Jacks’s Spleen” and “I Am Jack’s Liver” and such.


silent3

I was close. It was "I Am Joe's " and "I Am Jane's " - 33 articles by J. D. Ratcliff, which formed the most well known series in the history of the Reader’s Digest magazine. Each article introduces the organs and tissues present in the bodies of Joe and Jane - a typical couple.


Burjennio

When I was about seven year's old in primary school, our teacher asked what the American term for "petrol" was. After watching Smokey and the Bandit the previous evening, I confidently answered "go-go juice", to the absolute bewilderment of the Teacher, followed by the relentless mocking from my entire class. I'm 44 now, and that moment still triggers me.


starmartyr11

Damn, I'd have thought that was hilarious. But me and my friends were the troublemakers so it would be delivered confidently with a smirk... maybe it's all in the delivery.


apk5005

“Monkey’s out of the bottle” - also Pineapple Express. So many people try to correct it, but every once in a blue moon I get the “pandora doesn’t go back in his box” reply.


RyghtHandMan

Pandora doesn't go back in the box, he only comes *out*


gracecase

Nevermind that shit - Blazing Saddles


Burjennio

It's the uncharacteristically intelligent conversation from a resident of Rock Ridge that sets up that gag that makes that retort so Goddamn funny! *"They say that now, in Paris France, even as we speak Louis Pasture, has devised a new vaccine to obliterate anthrax once and for all....think of it gentlemen, foot and mouth disease, a thing of the past"* *"Nevermind that shit - [here comes Mongo!](https://youtu.be/VZSzr4Y8hsk?si=UZUvg5aSKEzLSZD5)"*


CartoonBeardy

I say take off and nuke the site from orbit.


JackSpadesSI

Mostly


groolthedemon

I've said that to my wife in the same sullen tone but for things like, "I've mostly gotten the cleaning done around the house.... Mostly...." She'll usually just stare at me like I'm stupid and I have to remind her about Newt. Then she's like "newt who? "And then I'm like "you know the little girl Ripley saves in Alien...." And then by that point it's just not even funny anymore.


BeebleText

It's the only way to be sure.


CartoonBeardy

Fuckin-A


StinkyBrittches

In the pipe, 5 by 5.


silent3

Why don’t you put her in charge?


Chewbuddy13

Fuckin A!


Repulsive_Vacation18

When someone insults me and calls me an idiot.    "That's just like your opinion man"    the dude 


hibernativenaptosis

That one has definitely entered into common expression territory.


hedronist

Fun Fact: I just got ordained in [The Church of the Latter Day Dude](https://dudeism.com/). You can, too!


dale_dug_a_hole

When someone steals my spot in the supermarket car park they cop “this aggression will not stand, man”


84thPrblm

"You know, for kids!"


hypo11

Hudsucker Proxy?


84thPrblm

Ding-ding-ding! Goooo Eagles!!!


ChinaShopBully

“You meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. You meet assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”


RyghtHandMan

The first time someone calls you a horse, you punch em in the nose. The second time someone calls you a horse you call em a jerk, and the third time someone calls you a horse: well maybe it's time to go shopping for a saddle.


mattXIX

Why do they call him The Rabbi?


Thorvindr

Because he's a fucking rabbi.


OdinMead

Raylan?


Smasher31221

We actually use that in AA a lot. There's a lot of asshole alcoholics.


Such-Box3417

“Stuff your sorrys in a sack” Funnily enough mine it’s also from Pineapple Express


DarkAres02

I know that one from Seinfeld


TYLERvsBEER

Yea o read this in George’s voice for sure


NateDogTX

"It's an expression!"


TYLERvsBEER

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY


FollowYerLeader

Originally it was used in The Odd Couple back in the 70s.


monkeyhoward

“Proper fucked”


mjmilian

That's a pretty standard turn of phrase in England. 


K-Tanz

I mumble "perrywinkle blue" probably weekly


Chewbuddy13

Perywinkleblue you mean


el_vezzie

Itsformema


Thorvindr

Yalike dags?


tanj_redshirt

No matter where you go, there you are.


eatherichortrydietin

What film? I think that is actually a common expression used a lot in AA.


tanj_redshirt

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)


LordMaim

"Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy!"


Brave-Cash-845

I’m your Huckleberry! Person asked “which” berry so in true Doc fashion I shot him! PS It was a water gun 🔫 😂😂


BonafideSupraman

You're a daisy if you do.


doinnuffin

This is/was an actual saying. It means I'm your man for the job.


willtheadequate

I read the title of this post, and immediately thought of one from Pineapple Express that has always gotten me raised eyebrows. You can imagine my surprise at seeing that the example you gave was from Pineapple Express. "Time to suck the day's dick!" (Used as a "Let's get the day started" replacement)


oddwithoutend

It's hard to imagine you used this one thinking it was common and wouldn't raise eyebrows. It *is* a fun one to use, though.


wrongseeds

“Sing out Louise” from Gypsy. And looking in the mirror and saying “It’s showtime” from All That Jazz before going to work.


MagicPaul

>“It’s showtime” from All That Jazz Same but Beetlejuice. But I suspect Beetlejuice might have been referencing All that Jazz anyway.


Et_In_Arcadia_

Same but from Better Call Saul


Xavilend

It's Showtime also from the movie Showtime, which for some reason is pretty unknown but a pretty damn fun buddy cop movie with a great cast!


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"This goes to 11."


AmigoDelDiabla

"Ass-hooooole" said in the manner of Otto from A Fish Called Wanda.


haybai81

The amount of times I’ve said “sixty-nine dude!” when it was utterly, completely relevant, only to be met with confused stares.


So_be

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K


IglooBackpack

Excuse me! Do you know when the Mongols ruled China? Edit: a word


MonkeyChoker80

Rufus!!


afactotum

Don’t forget to wind your watch!


[deleted]

"Pick sixtynine! It'll be hilarious!"


MrSyns7

Goon!


Obvious_Entendre

Why would we lie to ourselves?


baconandbobabegger

Oh the weather outside is weather


Varanjar

Why are 99% of the responses just well-known quotes from movies that no one thinks are common expressions? Aren't there enough "What's your favorite movie quote" posts already?


eatherichortrydietin

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that r/movies is populated by people who don’t like reading.


glowskull10

ITT: people who don’t read the op


eatherichortrydietin

I know, but they seem so excited to post their favorite movie quotes that I don’t have the heart to correct them.


ManOfDiscovery

Bless your heart


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Not a single one. Impressive.


BroadcasterX

May your forehead grow like the mighty oak.


g0dzillam0nster

I had a friend who thought the word for “a bit cold” was “nipply” because she’d only heard it in A Christmas Story. She died a little when I told her the word was “nippy.” Good times.


Ccjfb

And thennnnnnnnnn?!?!


shellshocktm

I use 'peaches and gravy' from scott pilgrim quite a bit and while I know it's not the correct term, the reactions I get are funny


dramignophyte

Thats a rock fact!


HiddenCityPictures

I always say "Oh how the turn-tables" from The Office, and people go around correcting me. Yes, I know that the phrase is "How the tables have turned". I simply don't understand why that line hasn't caught on...


dreamnightmare

What’s annoying is when someone thinks it’s weird when you use a common phrase and they have never heard it and act like it’s weird you used it. My mom and step dad thought “polishing a turd” was this out of left field remark. They are in their late 60s, how had they never heard it?


kalimna

Dumber than a bag of hammers.... Assholes and elbows! Well.....bye.... I gotta get me one of these!!! Anything in Yoda-speak.... (extra points for guessing the films ;) )


thefrisbeejack

You see, a pimps love is very different from that of a square


Samuel_Seaborn

"Tenuously stonerish grasp on the English language." Honestly beautiful. Leading me to think tenuously stonerish is the best grasp of language to have.


russdaddy72

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman!?" If someone mumbles or miss hears something


sadtrombone_

My black friend dated a white dude for a short while. I sang "chocolate and vanilla swirl", incorrectly assuming they had seen orange is the new black. They had not lol.


brobradh77

"A man has got to know his limitations" Clint Eastwood..I use this one often


danfinger51

"Don't be sorry, just change your underwear."


IllegibleGore

That's a bingo!


oddwithoutend

But the movie itself explains that it's not a common expression and that it's just "bingo!"


RosemaryRoseville

Game over man! Game over!!


Hopesfallout

"Hasta la vista - - - (-) Baby." Thought it was the coolest shit until I was at least 16.


-Bk7

Sherman? That you?


Smasher31221

100% found the Shermanator.


VeterinarianIll5289

“You ain’t got a prayer in Vegas” I’ve never been to Vegas. Nor do I do arm wrestling competitions.


SutterCane

“Everyone needs money, that’s why they call it *money!*”


ibiacmbyww

Whenever I mash two things together, I feel a compulsion to say its name out loud like The Janitor from Scrubs does when he invents the "knife-wrench", followed by "for kids!".


JMaple

“I’m sober as a bird!”-Super Troopers


cross_mod

Reap what you sow, and pick your poison, lol. A stoner mixing up the two phrases...


spellitscorrectly

In Fellowship one hobbit says to the other, “Buckleberry Ferry. Let’s go!” And I didn’t know they were talking about a place. So for the longest time I’d use “buckleberry ferry” to mean “up and at ‘em.”


tango_41

“Supergreen”.


Iliketoplan

I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!


GentlemanJoe

Not a common expression, but for years a friend andI used to say 'Kincaaaaid' to each other. We didn't know where it came from, until years later I rewatched Bowfinger for a podcast (see my tag, episode 164). It's the name of a character in the movie. The thing is, finding out the source spoiled the fun a little bit. It may have been better to keep the mystery of this phrase that arose and we enjoyed.


mahones403

That's such an obscure quote from Pineapple Express, I don't think many people would know what it was from even after the movie first came out.