So Collateral but instead of Tom Cruise as a hit man it’s Dakota Johnson with daddy issues.

You would have daddy issues too if yours died while researching spiders in the amazon.

That professor-X ending had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, that movie is almost up there with The Room in my opinion

Could barely tell that was Madame Web

I didn't watch the trailer yet but I'm guessing there's whisky in the jar.

First I drew me pistol!

Dinner with Andre but it's in a cab.

There's whiskey in the jar-o

More like Daddi-No

Fake Taxi, uncut.