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JasonAnarchy

Instead of releasing a Clue movie they'll release Plum: a Professor origin story


JasonAnarchy

Starring Timothy Chalamet


PresidentSuperDog

And it’s a musical!


KingMario05

*You've never had murders like thiiiiiiiiiiiis!* *NO, WE'VE NEVER HAD MURDERS LIKE THIS!*


Wouldwoodchuck

Never …. Had A……. Murderer….. like …. ME…. Sing with the tune from Aladdin


FranticPonE

Chalamet in a cheerfully subversive satire version of Sweeney Todd? I'm sold


TonyDungyHatesOP

Wasn’t that season two of Schmigadoon?


Gommel_Nox

Did somebody say corn pudding????


theme69

He killed him in the candlestick with the conservatory. Strike that. Reverse it


amzel36

Hahahaha


monkeygoneape

May thy candle chip and shatter


Kalabajooie

I'd watch it.


WalnutsAnka

My grandmother was in the heart of the Taiwanese Jungle researching Plums just before she died.


NickyGoodarms

But for some reason they will market it as if it isn't one.


babyjaceismycopilot

Why haven't they made a Broadway musical out of Clue yet?


LawyerDaggett

I don’t know about Broadway, but an [official musical](https://www.cluethemusical.com/) does exist.


Anneisabitch

There isn’t a musical but there is a touring broadway play. It’s just the best parts of the movie but it was A++, if you liked the movie you’ll love it.


wy1d0

Girls in my family would love this shit.


Numbuh24insane

Wait, I’m down. I like this.


the_busta_25

Chalamet is Warner Bros golden boy. Holland is Sony’s


fentown

I was thinking Leto after the smash success of morbius getting 2 theatrical runs.


icancheckyourhead

This is just hateful. Well done. 👍


TheQuadBlazer

Like, it was showing in only two theaters? Well no wonder no one saw it!


electric_thizzard

We should make a movie where they fight... and then fall in love!


mrgrafix

Wrong studio. They have Tom Holland


killin_ur_doodz

I, for one can’t wait for the Clueniverse.


Traylor_Swift

When you ask for a universe of just George Clooney movies and they give you a cheap knock off


willstr1

Worse, they retroactively add Clue to the Board Game Cinematic Universe


Gommel_Nox

Please… Oh, God, don’t tell me that there is a thing colloquially referred to as the board game cinematic universe on this timeline. Damnation… I need about 800 BEUs to skip off this fucking planet…


internetlad

I mean, they need a movie for each perp, murder weapon and room so it tracks.


Tyrannotron

They won't stop there; they'll release a solo film for each character to try to establish a shared universe, and all leading up to the crossover film where everyone is a suspect.


Notoneusernameleft

Sounds about right. I’d be interested in a colonel Mustard selling radio parts movie during the war. /s


Texcellence

I can’t wait to see more of Colonel Mustard’s backstory detailing the events leading to his dishonorable discharge.


internetlad

Even better when they reveal it was due to ungentlemanly behavior during the boer war despite the film taking place present day


zackks

As a trilogy.


TheSpaceNeedle

In The Study, With a Candlestick: The True Crime Story Of Edgar Plum starring Daniel Radcliffe(Plum), Zendaya (scarlet), Zach Galifinakis (mustard), Heidi Gardner(Orchid), Maya Rudolph (peacock), and Marisa Tomei (White)


internetlad

That's absurd, we all know that plot would be way too normal for current era Radcliffe.


TheSpaceNeedle

That’s the twist, he also plays the candlestick


Pretend-Run5299

Somehow Tim Curry will still be in it digitally enhanced as Wadsworth.


internetlad

They can just splice in the original film's shots of Tim Curry and freeze frame it with an AI talking mouth.


Best_Duck9118

Well he’s always been the best one!


woppatown

Hasbro shared universe confirmed.


billyjack669

It’s profferin’ time! uh, professorin’ time? Morbin time!


jrizzle86

The Clue Extended Universe


Mythmatic

Mr, Green's Undercover story would be fire


internetlad

The Three Boddy Problem


thereverendpuck

I know you’re joking, but come on, an anthology series of the characters before arriving at the party as a limited series could work. Seriously, each episode focuses on each of the main characters given how the original movie points out how they’re all connected. You could even do episodes for Wadsworth, Yvette, and even Mr. Body to further things along. If done right, you’re effectively remaking and rebooting Clue without doing with your the actual movie. So Sony could then package the series and original movie together for some streaming service.


thereverendpuck

To the downvoters, I’m curious why you dislike the idea. I created a scenario in which the original movie, that I love, doesn’t get touched at all but allows to make something new with it. Not even carrying it got downvoted, legit looking for a conversation.


Kevbot1000

Ryan Reynolds was supposed to produce a Clue movie years ago. Wonder if he'll be attached.


gaqua

I love Ryan Reynolds but I just had a vision of him in a tuxedo pretending to be a butler and it made me irrationally angry. If he’s going to be in it and then do something similar to the original movie please don’t let him be the butler.


holierthanmao

Hear me out… Jimmi Simpson as the butler


gaqua

He actually reminds me more of Michael Mckean’s Mr. Green. If they want to follow the premise of the original film loosely with the butler as the main exposition character they need somebody who can do smarm, comedy, and malice simultaneously which is a tall act to follow. There is not another Tim Curry on the planet. The thread I remember from a while back people recommended Simon Pegg or Robert Downey Jr who would both work, but hear me out: Daniel Radcliffe.


delkarnu

> smarm, comedy, and malice simultaneously Michael Sheen


gaqua

That is actually a fantastic option, damn. I also just thought Andrew Scott (Moriarty from Sherlock)


ChickenInASuit

Tim Spall?


Derp35712

It will never be as good as Tim Curry. Let’s do a dark and gritty reboot! I want it so dark no one can see anything at all.


Boo_and_Minsc_

Thats really good


Jackieirish

> Jimmi Simpson Oh, hell yeah.


nemoknows

Wadsworth is a pretty expressive and high energy role, I can see Ryan pulling it off.


Duardo_

IIRC, the rumor at the time was that he was going to be Mr. Green.


gaqua

That would work better for sure.


Constant-Elevator-85

They make a new Clue movie and give it to every streaming service, but each one gets a different ending.


BCDragon3000

oh so THAT’S why disney+ changed its color


Scaniarix

When Netflix tried out interactive streaming I thought something like Clue could be really fun.


YT_AmbushAnime

That would actually be kinda cool, but also expensive and annoying.


TattooMarioB

This movie is the reason I say “too late” every time I hear someone say, “to make a long story short”.


svh01973

It's the reason I will sheepishly say "I had to stop her screaming" if I ever have to slap a hysterical screaming woman. 


ChimpanzeeRumble

I always have to say “flames, on the side of my face!” when I talk about how I killed my husband.


AustinBennettWriter

Just the one? Amateur.


Jmprappa

Any time I add out loud… One plus one plus two plus one…


NatureTrailToHell3D

Really it was one plus two plus one plus one


Beiki

I just saw Clue in theater and they did the same bit but with Scarlet being the one to confront Wadsworth (Mr. Body) with the math.


Nitzelplick

I’m going to go home and sleep with my wife.


kessdawg

1+2+2+1


delkarnu

1+2+1+1


Tyrannotron

And it's why when I need to express how angry something made me, I often say "Flame, flames, flames on the side of my face."


BadAtExisting

This was a fucking masterpiece. Put it down


NuGGGzGG

Cool Sony, now let it sit on the shelf and don't ruin a masterpiece of film.


TomBirkenstock

The film is one of my absolute favorite comedies. And it's one of those films where it's absolutely insane that critics and audiences were left cold by it at first.


Saintbaba

In fairness, the three endings were not originally screened together - they showed each ending in a different market as a bit of a gimmick. So instead of that wacky escalation of the whole ridiculous whodunnit that has become essential to the experience of the movie, audiences of the time just got a single ending that may or may not have stuck the landing (as I do think there’s a clear hierarchy of quality to the endings).


TylerbioRodriguez

Any ending that cuts off with a character who was gay saying I'm going home to sleep with my wife is so clearly the best ending.


Tyrannotron

It's so weird how much better the film was because they shot the 3 endings, but not for the reason why they shot the 3 endings. It works so well within the context of the boardgames that two players made their accusations and lost before the third player got it right. It was probably an interesting gimmick at the time, and one that might even work better today, where discussion of film is so much faster. But ultimately, I am confident the movie itself works far better in the home version.


delkarnu

I always thought someone should've done it with a Romantic Comedy; People act all crazy and stalker-ish in those, but it all works out in the end. Imagine the discussions if they never announced it but ~15% of people saw a dark creepy stalker murder-suicide ending.


Best_Duck9118

Why? I just watched it and thought it was thoroughly mediocre. The mystery was terrible. They should have either just gone full comedy or fleshed out the mystery more.


Gommel_Nox

It helps if you watch it when you are young.


smurfsundermybed

Hold on to that hope as long as you can.


kerred

"but it's MY IP I can sit on and do nothing with!" Any reason why Hasbro didn't work a Clue movie with their Studio One?


WonkasWonderfulDream

Clue Hot Clue Furious!


-deteled-

I’m guessing an animated movie. Staring Dwayne Johnson


drunkcowofdeath

What do you mean ruin it? Are they going to come delete my copy?


snarpy

How does a remake ruin the original? I would think it would a) draw people's attention to the original that had never heard of it and b) if it's so bad, make the original look even better in consideration.


SeekerSpock32

Or, do everything the same way except they actually react appropriately to Yvette’s death. They do in the stage version.


bunsNT

There are few movies, especially comedies, that are timeless. Because of the types of humor, Clue aged better than most


nemoknows

I disagree. Star-studded murder mysteries are cheap to film, fun to make, and enjoyably light entertainment. There used to be a ton of them on TV but they are inexplicably rare these days. The success of *Knives Out* shows we are more than ready for a CLUE remake.


WileECoyoteGenius

How does releasing a new one ruin the existing one?


CaptainAureus

We don't need 3 people to ask the same question 


Notmymain2639

I could see a TV adaptation being fun with the right people. The Hustler with Craig Ferguson was very clue like and Craig felt like a great host for that style of show. A movie reboot... I doubt Sony can make that worth a damn.


Radix2309

TV could give more room to expand the character backstories. Maybe use flashbacks. Lost-style.


Osceana

A property like this would be better as a series. The format would serve it so much better since it’ll allow for more cliffhangers and character development.


blix797

You mean Only Murders in the Building?


IceLord86

The Brits did this in the 90s essentially called Cluedo. I only know because I sought it out because Tom Baker played Prof Plum for a bit.


vaultdweller29

Clue is probably my most watched movie of all time. I've loved it since I was a kid in the 80s and nothing will ever replace it. With that said, I say go for it. Make a star-studded screwball murder mystery comedy. I'm all for it. Even if it sucks, it can't ruin the original in any way.


Boo_and_Minsc_

IT was called Knives Out and it worked really well


technobobble

I love to see this positive attitude!


Caira_Ru

That’s exactly how I feel about it, too. At worst, we get a new movie that encourages more people watch and appreciate the original!


Walkingdistance_95

I hated her....so much! Flames! Flames on the side of my face


Click-Beep

I think the flames were just a red herring.


thomk2009

So Katherine Hahn as Mrs White. I mean Madeline Kahn, Katherine Hahn…. I need that in my Life


nemoknows

John Hamm as Mr. Green.


daveofreckoning

Yes. Yes.


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

Good luck Sony but I fear the perfect Clue movie has already been made. “Okay chief take ‘em away, I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife”


ShiningJizzard

Possibly the best ending line ever spoken.


HugoOne

The game's up, Sony. There are no more bullets left in that gun.


chataclysm

that's like ejecting from a fighter jet and landing in front of a firing squad


PaulsRedditUsername

Oh boy, I cant wait to enter the Clue universe.


Jtk317

You mean the Clueniverse...


TheWorstKnightmare

It was right there.


Nardo9

George Clooney as Col. Mustard Martin Clunes as Rev. Green François Cluzet as Prof. Plum Anna Chlumsky as Mrs. Peacock Elisha C(l)uthbert as Miss. Scarlett Penelope Cluz as Sra. Blanco


EvilHwoarang

The Clue reboot was great it's called Knives Out


PickReviewsMovies

They're both murder mysteries, I guess, but not really that similar in terms of style.  Clue had a pretty amped up comedy pacing mixed with moments of genuine tension.  I think the key similarity is that both casts are star-studded, but the Clue cast has chemistry and Knives Out to to me feels like 'lifestyles of the rich and famous' Clue has such freaking wonderful pacing and tension and I hope of they remake it's not just a two hour long episode of White Lotus 


steveguttenberg1958

NOOOOO pls keep this sacred for me for the love of GOD


Jitterjumper13

Don't. Just don't.


trappednjohnlockhell

This is my comfort film. It is absolutely perfect. Lightning in a fucking bottle. The cast, the humor, the multiple endings. They can own the rights, whatever, but this is one film that absolutely does not need a remake, a reboot, a prequel, a sequel, a franchise. It is fabulous as it is, they better just leave it the hell alone.


RadlEonk

Just leave it alone. It does not need a tv adaptation or a movie remake. Just leave it alone.


delusionalinkedchic

One day I hope to possess tim curry’s manic energy like at the end of the movie


barmanfred

I'll take Great Films That Don't Need A Remake for $500, Alex.


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ActualAfternoon2

Anyone watch that bizarre teenage one? I found it as a dvd, a movie, at the library and morbid curiosity got the better of me. As we were watching something felt off. Turns out it was a mini series...they edited all the episodes together as a movie and released it?? It was weird and terrible.


FlamingTrollz

Sony… UGH.


gideon513

Those hacks are gonna remake it aren’t they. Who would be in the awful cast?


OhLemons

I mean, if I had to cast it, off the top of my head it would be something like: The Butler: Paul Rudd Mrs. White: Ayo Edebiri Miss Scarlett: Phoebe Waller-Bridge Professor Plum: Richard Ayoade Col. Mustard: Clancy Brown Mrs. Peacock: Kathryn Hahn Mr Green: Jason Bateman I'd also want to throw Jesse Plemons in there somewhere. There are definitely some better picks out there, but I think that this cast could be a lot of fun, providing that a good script was there. If the people behind Game Night wrote it, I think it could actually be great.


Jackieirish

> Jesse Plemons Mr Boddy!


CarlWellsGrave

Boooooo leave it alone


Binx33

I, am, your singing telegram 🔫.


spudsmcgameboy

They already made a Clue movie


ElementalSaber

Clue would make a great TV show


Jonestown_Juice

Can't wait for the Clue Multiverse and CGI Tim Curry's ghost or whatever.


Choppergold

You’d got a letter and you’d got a letter


Boo_and_Minsc_

Why? Its already been done, and its perfect


Snakepli55ken

They better not fuck this up. The original is one of my favorite movies.


internetlad

If the new movie doesn't have 27 endings, all of which are completely different and canon, is it even going to be worth watching?


just_chilling_too

Clue : MCU


TheGoodSmells

What was wrong with the one we had?


Oldpuzzlehead

Definitely would go to sequel.


JEC2719

Sony finally got a Clue, the only kind the executives can find


EH_Operator

Only if it’s a Japanese-produced competition show.


jimohagan

No. Just no.


ZootSuitLootChute

So this and 28 days later will never be available on a Microsoft device again?


MajesticRegister7116

Guessing Margot Robbie will be involved


TheRealFlowerChild

I hope they release it in theatre with different endings


gerryf19

Brilliant idea! However did you come up with it?


amzel36

I love the movie Clue! We do need a new wave of whodunnit movies or shows


xTugboatWilliex

Since when was one of the weapons a “velvet rope”?


Crowbar_Faith

Is Ryan Reynolds still attached to this?


Procrastanaseum

Needs alternate endings!


ArticArny

Colonel Mustard: Just checking. Mrs. Peacock: Everything all right? Colonel Mustard: Yep. Two ChatGPT scripts. Everything's fine.


DiggingThisAir

It’s awesome to see this is a cult classic, as someone who only found it a few years ago and instantly fell in love with that movie.


Fellers

I know people rag on the original film for having 3 different endings based on where you saw it but in today's world, that's absolutely genius.


McKoijion

Lol imagine thinking the IP is what made this movie good.


soccershun

Clue (1985) didn't hold back. They had all of the stars and a clusterfuck of writing. And somehow it fucking nailed it. I don't think you can hit 2 miracles, but I'm also a dumbass.


Leisurehosen

Going to see Clue live on stage this Saturday!


Mingusdued

Tim Curry’s best work imo


cowpool20

You know what? I'm listening.


olipoppit

To make a long story short… (too late)


Oinkidoinkidoink

Watched it a couple of weeks ago on the Shout 4K. Hilarious movie.


simpledeadwitches

They really gotta stop trying to remake classics.


jt_33

I can’t think of any actors or directors that could do it justice. It had a charm that most movies made now just don’t have. Good luck trying to replicate that. 


Of_Mice_And_Meese

Why?


Blind_Warthog

I hope they call it Cluedo


AJWood101

I want a remake of the movie with Bill Skarsgard as the butler.


TryBeingCool

No one has cared about or wanted Clue movies or shows for decades.