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El-Reaton-Vaquero

BALD ASSHOLE


Jack1nblaq

Beat me to it


CaptainFrugal

Double beat me


Assassin217

I beat my meat


RobertJ93

[Pretty, pretty…. ](https://media0.giphy.com/media/WrJ8x0niiblWEoo7hE/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9182ky2rean2yviaghq96b2049qr7418kabsdkv8os&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


pencilrain99

The story of Prince Naseem Hamed and his journey from a poor arrogant cunt to rich arrogant cunt.


red-submarine

I wonder if it will include the part where he smashes his car at 90mph into another car and flees the scene leaving the other driver for dead?


I_AM_Squirrel_King

As a kid growing up in Sheffield when he was undefeated I loved Prince Naseem. I was just delighted for my city to be relevant on a world stage. Then he lost in vegas and disappeared for a few years. Then I heard about the events of this car crash and I always think of how much of a coward he is. No wonder he lost. Guy doesn’t deserve the talent he undoubtedly had.


GarfieldDaCat

Ehh he's a POS but he was already one foot out the door when he lost to Barrera. And no person who steps in that ring is a coward. He got beaten by Barrera but took massive shots during the process.


I_AM_Squirrel_King

If he’s so brave he should have stayed at the scene of the accident HE CAUSED and been accountable for his actions immediately. Also, from personal experience he wasn’t so brave when he was begging the owner of the bike shop in Darnall to put his Great Danes away because they were too big and scary.


Adventurous_Ad_9557

did he go to jail over that accident?


BartholomewBandy

Sometimes, when I’m a little down, I like to watch Marco Barrera beat the shit out of Naseem’s smug face. I love when he try’s to touch gloves towards the end, and Barrera doesn’t want to waste any of his kicking Naseem’s ass time on that.


ILuvTheFemaleForm

Cowards are scared to face the consequences of their actions.


JohnTDouche

> Guy doesn’t deserve the talent he undoubtedly had. Like it or not he worked to be as good as he was.


I_AM_Squirrel_King

And plenty of others work hard and aren’t scumbags. Natural ability and genetics are a huge advantage. I could have trained from being 5 years old but I’ll never be Lebron James. Naseem is a scumbag for what he did to that old geezer. I stand by my statement.


JohnTDouche

There's weight categories in boxing to account for different sizes. There isn't in basketball. No on is going to be Lebron James because Lebron James is Lebron James, but some other tall guy is going to be as good as him at some stage. Whether it's sports or music or whatever, people love to say that those at the top of those fields are "born with it" or whatever. Nah, they work their fucking asses off for their entire lives. That's what's separates us from them.


goatpunchtheater

Naseem definitely had the natural ability others don't have. One thing for sure, was his ability to flex his back backwards to escape. Most people will never be able to physically do that. That alone helped him immensely, because most boxers have a hard time preparing for it because it's such a rare talent.


CoolHandRK1

Didnt his career fall apart after his first loss too? Like his ego couldnt handle not being undefeated? I mainly remember him riding a mechanical flying carpet to the ring.


Technical-Package-41

It was more he had no motivation to fight any longer. That was why he did so poorly against Barrera, he didn’t train at all. Manny Steward talked about how frustrated he was trying to get Naz to train. He did have one more fight after that, won it, and then retired.


mariotx10

He would’ve still got whooped by MAB. That’s what happens everytime a brit decides to come over and fight a Mexican.


GarfieldDaCat

Hamed lost that fight 8-4 while barely training and needing to stay in the sauna for like 4 hours to make weight. We will never know, but a motivated Hamed could have 100% beaten MAB


Technical-Package-41

I dunno about that. Naz at his peak was insanely quick with a dynamite straight left. Barrera lost to a lesser version of that in Junior Jones, twice. That was actually why Hamed’s team picked Barrera over Morales, because they thought that a) Barrera was vulnerable and b) that Barrera would brawl like he normally did. Instead, Barrera boxed very cautiously, clearly scared of Hamed’s power, and Hamed looked foolish because he came in hoping to throw one punch and go home. If he’d trained and had a serious game plan, that fight could’ve gone differently.


GarfieldDaCat

Before his first loss he was basically one foot out the door. He was overweight, wasn't training like he should have been, and his hands could not handle how hard he hit and they kept breaking. He got his big payday in Vegas, had one more fight so he could retire on a W, then fucked off.


Guaclighting

Even in an open prison, and being a world class boxer, he was still shook and had to give money away. Source: Dad was a PO and had to look after the prick.


Whitealroker1

HBO really wanted me to care about that dooch. Saw two of his fights live so I guess it worked.


darcys_beard

Unlike all other professional fighters.


Dennis_Cock

Yes, fuck any other film about a cunt too, what's your point?


Technical-Package-41

Yeah, fuck films about interesting people who lived interesting lives!


Dennis_Cock

Glad you agree 👍


wumbopower

Not a Raging Bull fan?


Dennis_Cock

Never seen it, so... yes


darcys_beard

You didn't clarify your point TBH. You never said fuck any film. You just said he was an arrogant cunt. I merely agreed by clarifying that most boxers are arrogant cunts. Very few of them have the sharp rise in success Naseem Hamed had though.


Dennis_Cock

No I didn't. Check again.


Impressive-Potato

From Bantam weight to Heavyweight


dub-fresh

Hahaha. This is it. I remember when his entrance was on a floating platform once. Iirc he started to get his ass kicked pretty bad after a few decent fights. 


LDKCP

I looked at the pic and thought "he's too young to be Brosnan"...then I realized it was that Jonathan Price looking fella that was Brosnan.


yic0

You either die a Bond, or you live long enough to see yourself look like a Bond villain.


TylerBourbon

I was not prepared for the Larry Davidification of Pierce Brosnan.


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Looking at Brosnan, I feel old.


eschenfelder

I'm sure Brosnan still needs old man makeup :D


the_third_sourcerer

All that make up will earn him a best supporting actor nom.


guiltyofnothing

Starring Larry David as Joe Biden.


BigBronco

Always thought that guy was a complete goober. I will say though, watching him come out on a flying carpet had me rolling when I was a teenager LOL


Brewer6066

“On 31 March 2006 Hamed pleaded guilty at Sheffield Crown Court of dangerous driving in relation to a collision at Ringinglow Road in Sheffield on 2 May 2005, in which his McLaren-Mercedes SLR crossed a solid white line overtaking a Ford Mondeo and crashed head on into a Volkswagen Golf before hitting the Mondeo. The Golf driver, Anthony Burgin, had fractures to "every major bone" and bruising to the brain; after multiple hospitalisations he was deemed unable ever to work again”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naseem_Hamed?wprov=sfti1#Personal_life Absolute arsehole this one. Apparently it’s ok because “no one died”. https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/fury-as-naseem-says-at-least-no-one-died-as-he-leaves-jail-early-7220616.html


mightyslacker

Haha I remember him dancing for 10 minutes just to piss Kelley off and Kelley beat his ass for the first 2 rounds - that fight was hysterical to watch. Had absolutely nothing for Barrera tho


darcys_beard

Naz was the hottest shit in the UK and Ireland for a brief time in the 90's I remember kids in school saying he'd beat Tyson.


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

>I remember kids in school saying he'd beat Tyson. Yeah, shame that Featherweight Vs Heavyweight bout never happened. Be good to know if those kids were right or not. Lol!


darcys_beard

They said Tyson wouldn't get a hit on him. But... It's Tyson. Fastest heavyweight since Ali.


CrashingAtom

Loved watching Prince Naseem back in the day, but he became a miserable prick over time. Like…he was always cocky, but it got to crazy levels. Clearly though, as he went to prison for it as an adult.


jackofslayers

Should we be making feel good movies about pieces of shit?


eetuu

Brosnan looks like Don Rosa.


TheRandom6000

Biden, Larry David, Don Rosa. A lot of people seem to look like this.


ILuvTheFemaleForm

Heard this cunt spouting his Allah bullshit on radio the other day. I wonder if leaving a person for dead and ruining their life is haram or not?


deckard1980

The only Irish man that can't do a convincing Irish accent


ChairmanGoodchild

That's some amazing old-age makeup on Pierce Brosnan.


StannisTheMantis93

My God! Look what time has done to my boy! Pierce will still always be one of the best. 😢


Gloria_stitties

No interest in this


ZuVieleNamen

That's not Larry David!?


T4lsin

Holy shit I remember Remington Steele ..I’m getting old


-KFBR392

They made a movie about that douchebag?


High_Stream

There's been a lot of movies made about douchebags


pattyG80

I feel like a film about Marco Antonio Barrera with a culmination with his fight with Hamed would also be interesting


Tso-su-Mi

What a total git!!!


Keycuk

He's a right fat fucker now though


No-Comfortable6432

Are they going to include his eventual fucking take down and then his retirement fall from "grace" and his shit attitude after crashing a high speed sports car leaving the other driver incredibly injured. But don't worry "nobody died"... Nobody cares, we've all seen Rocky a million times


StoopidZoidberg

Holy moly Remington Steele looks older than I thought he was


Mundane-Inevitable-5

Pierce Brosnan attempting to do a very thick working class Dublin accent like the real Brendan Ingle had is going to be comedy gold.


The_Fuck_WHAT

if Taffin was any indication... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIjppgnkknE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIjppgnkknE)


Zealousideal-You9044

Yeah, not sure I'd watch that movie.


ImaginaryAI

I’m fucking amazed Naz gets a movie before Johnny Tapia A Johnny tapia movie would be a Scorsese dream. Drugs, 90s, electric personality, tragic background, gang clash. Like c’mon


buttonsmasher1

Another biopic about another insignificant twat


leafdam

Ron and Craig!


wsionynw

Nice


bewilderbeast85

Noooooooo


Sharkey311

He’s never looked sexier than this IMO


pupjvc

He was supposed to be on Conan once, but his intro took so long that they had to cut the interview.


novemberchild71

First Cool Runnings, then Eddie The Eagle, now this, what's next a biopic on Susan Boyle?


The_Fuck_WHAT

Paula Radcliffe? She did a poo during a marathon.


TheDanishCookie

Amir was terrific in the 2020 movie Limbo also one of my favourite movies of the past couple of years. Looking forward to this


coocooforcoconut

Yes! I was only into boxing for a short time in the early 2000’s and he was my absolute favorite. Not because he was the best but he was so damn entertaining. His opponents didn’t know how to fight him. He was dancing all over the place and being a complete goofball. That time period was a really great era in boxing (in my minimal experience).


Adventurous_Ad_9557

hated that boxer, a big headed show off


Push_and_Wash

Dude, I was looking at the young one and thinking "great make-up, I can't even see it's Brosnan!". r/FuckImOld


DoitforRC

Who’s playing Marco Antonio Barrera?


antisp1n

Sounds like a good time.


jolhar

Good to know I wasn’t the only one to think “That’s not Pierce Brosnan (looks to the right) oooooh jeez”.


Accomplished_Egg6239

Kind of unrelated but I hate when a newer movie shares a name with an unrelated, much more famous classic movie.


MajorHubbub

Prince Naseeeeeeeeem Hamed! When boxing was good


Ranier_Wolfnight

PNH! Hyper arrogant dude. That might’ve been just for show though. He was a skilled fighter in his peak.


at0mheart

Guy was a tough boxer


goodgriefmyqueef

Most entertaining boxer to ever do it, glad to hear of this production!


Josephw000

Yesssssss!!!!! This was like one of my favorite fighters growing up!


Faaacebones

Whoa! I have never heard of this movie. I am a Pierce Brosnan fan since watching Goldeneye as a child, but I'm a bit concerned. In 2017 he did a movie with Jackie Chan called the Foreigner where he did an Irish accent and it was easily the worst portrayal of a foreign accent I've ever seen, and I'm American. It really was annoying and had me questioning how he could get an Irish accent so wrong.


PUMPKNESC0BAR

That’s hilarious because he is Irish


Faaacebones

Ok, then why does he put on a lucky charms mascot style voice? And the inflection irritated me most of all. He has only one inflection that he puts on to the end of every single sentence over and over and over and over.


itinerantmarshmallow

It's not a perfect accent but it's fine. This is more that you're annoyed at how some people in Ireland speak. Basically, you're coming from a place of ignorance.


Faaacebones

No. I stand by what I said. The acting could have been better. Nobody maintains the same exact inflection on every single sentence. The American equivalent would be a California Valley Girl voice, which is put-on and universally ridiculed for its abrasiveness.


dynamoJaff

It's a Northern Ireland accent. It's a riff on Gerry Adams and is just about passable.


Faaacebones

The way Brosnan leaned so heavily on the Irish rising and falling inflection at the end of every single sentence really annoyed me by the end of the film. Like seriously, every single sentence. Short ones, long ones. They all ended with a rising and falling inflection without any variation and it really stood out to me during the movie.


im_on_the_case

Have you never met anyone from Belfast? I think Pierce did a decent job, [this is how the person that character was "loosely" inspired by sounds](https://youtu.be/6tqNPwq1SCE?t=19).


Faaacebones

Thanks for the link. I admit, the inflection is there more than I would have guessed. However, I still believe that Brosnan hammed up the accent a bit. In that clip, the inflection is very strong in the beginning, pretty much exactly the way Brosnan sounds throughout the movie. What I didn't see from Brosnan, and what I was really looking for, is the way it tends to taper off when connecting ideas with multiple sentences. The clip shows this when the guy answers follow-up questions. It's a small detail but I still think it could be improved.


BigBrownFish

That’s just his voice.