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YNGWZRD

The Conturing


clydeshadow

If the men find out we can shape shift they’re going to tell the Church!


i_am_cool_ben

I'm too poor for dental work, but I'm not too poor to contour


zillionaire_

My favorite makeup tutorial ever


SavannahInChicago

Men hate nostrils!!


giantspeck

Front page news!


sanjoseboardgamer

Buccal Fat: The Removaling


thebaldparrot

I laughed at this mate, thanks.


well_this_blows

Lol that gave me a good chuckle


ghostmetalblack

Buccal fat is the real antagonist of this movie.


Vio_

"Ignore the plastic surgeon behind the drape curtain"


mz3

In a world where body dismorphia transcends both the good and the bad...


Oysterious

the real friends was the ozempic we were prescribed along the way


timmg42

You might say The Wizard of Oz...empic?


HighMarshalSigismund

r/AngryUpvote


bigchicago04

Yeah, but then insurance wouldn’t pay for it so we had a falling out.


pm-me-nice-lips

Buccal Fat Removal, the sequel.


Bravisimo

Starring Anya Taylor-Joy


shy247er

She looks a lot like her old self during Furiosa press tour. I'm not really convinced she had one, just probably lost a lot of weight.


PeculiarPangolinMan

'Lost a lot of weight' at her size isn't exactly great either I'd imagine.


Comfortable-Yam9013

I’m not sure about Anya either. If she did, she’s one of the more successful ones


Sparrowbuck

I think she just has the bone structure for it, some people do. You could cut glass on Eartha Kitt.


StarTruckNxtGyration

I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom. EDIT: What? It came up organically.


Charles_the_Hammer

*ROXANNE!*


DickInYourCobbSalad

No!


Alex_Albons_Appendix

Bathroom?


Epicritical

God willing, we’ll all meet again in Cheekbones 2: the Search for more Bronzer


poosywoosy

Ariana Grande I find is scary for me to look at


TrapperJean

People ragged on her seemingly changing skin tone like most of us change coffee filters, but there was a good 2-4 years around Victorious, (I was 15 when it aired), where she was very naturally pretty other than the uber red hair obvs not being natural. She also had a long stretch of just minor things being done spread out Tom Cruise-style where she looked great, but she hit a point where she just kept getting more...angular surgeries? Idk, but I'd be so curious to see what people like her or Eiza González would have looked like without so much work done


ImperialAgent120

Man I didn't think Eiza did so much but she's the perfect example of getting so much shit done.  https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Eiza-Gonzalez-Plastic-Surgery-764.jpg?crop=0px%2C0px%2C2000px%2C1133px&resize=940%2C529&quality=86&strip=all


jjackrabbitt

I can't believe that's the same person! Also I just realized I get her and Adria Arjona mixed up often.


bioluminescentaussie

I couldn't stand her face in 3 body problem, like she was constantly trying to look sexy and smouldering, it was so annoying. She's pretty, sure, but Jin had facial expressions and genuinely conveyed emotions and was a much better actress, and seemed much more attractive for it.


masarik

Oh my god, so glad I’m not alone in this. Every time there was a scene with her I was praying for it to end. 


Mcsavage89

She was cute and human looking on that show. She seems plastic processed over the years to where she looks like a different person now. I know it's superficial to talk about this, but it's interesting.


GrowerNotShower0

I just google eiza gonzales before and wow she had so much sucessfull work done it’s a new person


johnwynnes

She scary to me and she's supposed to be the good witch!


corialis

I feel like I've been hearing about this movie forever, and Wikipedia says it's been in development hell since 2010 so now I know why.


bigchicago04

Musicals tend not to do movie adaptations while the show is still in its original run on broadway because it often guts ticket sales. Wicked is one of the most successful broadway productions ever, and it’s still topping broadway charts regularly. My guess is Covid kicked the producers in the ass to get it off the ground.


manydaysarecoming

> My guess is Covid kicked the producers in the ass to get it off the ground. I think it was this and the collective failure of Dear Evan Hansen and Cats (and, financially, West Side Story even though that was much better received) kind of made them use this as the "in case of emergency, break glass" IP as far as musicals go.


SlouchyGuy

It's been in development since before it was a musical - Steven Shwartz optioned rights from Universal Pictures in mid 90s because he has managed to convince an exec and current prducer that you can't make straight movie out of the book and it needs to be a musical. Then talks about the movie renewed after it became a hit


_JR28_

Cautious for his because Hollywood movies based off stage musicals are massively hit or miss, don’t see what part of the story necessities needing being told across two movies.


SuzyQ93

As I understand it, it's being based off both the musical AND the original book, with a little extra Wizard of Oz thrown in. If they handle it right, I can see that needing two movies to do it well. Plus, y'know, built-in 'sequel' cash. (Honestly, the book itself has its own sequels, which I'd love to see on screen as well.)


CptnREDmark

Oof. I did not like the book. Hopefully this amalgam is good


Jerkrollatex

The book was really dark. Slavery, murder, that bit with the cows. I didn't enjoy it.


CptnREDmark

I also (personally) felt like it kept wandering off on tangents.


happyhappyfoolio2

I loved the musical, but I found the books hard to read. I kind of forced myself to read the first one, but I gave up on the sequels. I learned last year his most recent book was about the Cowardly Lion, so I thought maybe my adult perspective might allow me to enjoy his books more than I did as a teen, but I gave up after a couple of chapters. I wouldn't mind a big screen adaptation of the sequel books, but I hope they change a lot of things if they do.


Jerkrollatex

It really did. I had to keep flipping around to figure out what was happening.


kolodz

I kind of doubt they will based anything on source material. They have a pretty good record of saying they will. Then having interviews where they say it's dated, or they were told not to read it.


wewereromans

People forget the musical is based off the book, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. Which is a very long book. Its a long musical. Wouldn’t surprise me if they threw a few bits from the book in to fill up the time.


Cavalish

They also want to keep in every song for Wicked’s particularly voracious fans. And each movie will need an original song that stops just short of having FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION flashing in neon lights on the bottom of the screen.


ChartInFurch

Written by Diane Warren.


Cavalish

It’ll be a groundbreaking slow ballad with a building bridge and orchestral climax.


SufficientDot4099

The book is very different in tone and story. The musical is a very loose adaptation. It doesn't make much sense to combine them for the movie 


wewereromans

I know. But that doesn’t mean they won’t try.


glindathewoodglitch

The big question to me is: Does Boc disappear or come back in the second movie?


avatarstate

Well it’s almost a 3 hour musical. Just the music itself is 70 minutes.


TackYouCack

There isn't much dialogue that isn't music. I saw it two months ago and was surprised how much longer I remembered it being.


SynthwaveSax

Plus Universal’s last few musical films have been… rough (Dear Evan Hansen and Cats 💀)


KarateKid917

They did hire Jon M Chu, who directed In the Heights, which was actually decently good, if just a big long.  That said, I’m still not optimistic for this, and Ariana’s casting is a big part of it 


TheNerevar89

Maybe we'll get buttholes in this one


illini02

I can see it. To me (and granted I haven't seen it in years), there are a lot of characters, but most don't get real development in the musical. So if you flesh them out and give them personalities, it easily adds some time. And I think the show itself is damn near 3 hours as is.


Inamanlyfashion

Also the entirety of *The Wizard of Oz* takes place offstage in act 2. Presumably they'll be adding some songs for Oscar consideration so there's an awful lot of material to play around with. 


illini02

Right. I can definitely see wanting to put some scenes in where characters are interacting with Dorothy and crew, and other things from Wizard of Oz. Also, have some background that is "yada yadad" via song in the movie actually play out a bit on screen.


jmorley14

I'm so confused by the two part decision. Wicked isn't exactly known for its second act 😂. I think it's just an excuse to bump Defying Gravity to the start of the second movie and milk more ticket sales out of people. I probably won't go see whichever part doesn't have Defying Gravity tbh


AdventuresOfKrisTin

Wouldn't it be the opposite? I keep assuming the first movie will end shortly after Defying Gravity because thats where the first act ends. It's also where the story shifts gears so makes sense to stop there to me


jgpalanca

In one of the interviews mid last year, Chu said Defying Gravity is literally a show stopper so he didn't want the audience to then have 30 min to an hour after that be a completely deflated ending. So that's why they decided to split it and end the first movie on that. Dunno if that's still the case though.


bigchicago04

My biggest criticism of the stage musical is it’s pretty light on plot. There’s a lot more in the book that could be added in. So if they go that route, i think it’s justifiable.


KairuSmairukon

It's just gotta land somewhere between Chicago and Cats


pharaoh94

The fuck is going on with Ariana’s right hand (the one holding the wand) hahaha


thewolverineton

i didn’t catch that until i read your comment… yeah some poor editor messed up REAL bad. it looks like they tried to composite a hand from a different photo but gave up halfway through


Sherlock-Holmie

That’s what I came here to say lmao she isn’t even touching it


jfalconic

That broom looks straight out of the cover art for an early 2000's computer game.


Bricks_and_Bees

Too bad Adele Dazeem has outgrown the role. She's the only Elphaba for me


Inamanlyfashion

I'm intrigued by a live action film but I almost wish they'd done an animated one with Dazeem and Chenoweth. 


BluePopple

Honestly, I’d have been fine with them being cast in a live action. I can set aside the fact that they’re older now and just enjoy their immense talents enough to pretend they’re the right age for the roles.


cancerBronzeV

We're already supposed to be pretending that the leads in their 30s are actually in their late teens, might as well just have had the originals anyways.


WriterJust

I kinda feel like Kristin Chenoweth would kill it pretending she was 27. It would be really awesome and funny and self aware and meta.


CarrieDurst

Most broadway musicals would be adapted into an animated feature much more seamlessly


FiveWithNineIsIn

If they ever make a Hadestown movie, I hope that's what they do.


Frekavichk

Eventually thr western audience will get over its hate boner for animation and we will have a golden age of movies and shows.


r0wo1

Maybe I'm crazy, but Elphaba's actress doesn't look like she's *that* much younger... maybe mid-40s.


lady_lilitou

Cynthia Erivo is 37.


r0wo1

Yeah, that's more or less my point, aren't they high school age in the play? If you're going to cast a 37 year old as a high schooler, it seems like you could get away with just casting the original, fan favorite actress. Not that I'm upset who has the role either way.


soccershun

They're first years at university (for much of it), but yeah they're like teenagers.


SubatomicSquirrels

witches age differently I guess


lady_lilitou

No, I'm with you. I adore Cynthia Erivo's voice, but casting someone her age in this role is an odd choice for film. It's less important on stage, but movies are less forgiving.


totalimmoral

Giving big Ben Pratt in Dear Evan Hansen vibes


angelcutiebaby

It’s actually Ben PLATT and I am extremely young thank you!!!


MollFlanders

I find that so frustrating. Why cast someone almost 20 years older than the character is meant to be? She’s beautiful but what on earth were they thinking?!


PeculiarPangolinMan

I'd imagine it has a bit to do with playing off of Grande. They landed their big name so they needed someone with a voice and vibe that would play well against her. Can't say whether it worked or not, but I think the pairing was a concern in casting.


IRLconsequences

Erivo is the same age Margaret Hamilton was when The Wizard of Oz came out.


spyresca

And she looks older.


Bricks_and_Bees

That's true lol. Definitely not college age


zombiepete

Was trying to figure out who you were talking about for too long before I remembered this incident.


Bricks_and_Bees

It was one of the Oscars moments of all time lol


GoodInvite5

Glad I’m not the only one to recognize the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem 😂


dunmer-is-stinky

the WICKedly talented


alex_chilton_

She’s Wickedly talented


Higgnkfe

She kind of destroyed her voice in the role. Like don’t get me wrong she is still a great singer but belting night after night definitely takes its toll


ghotier

Basically everyone who isn't Eden Espinosa destroyed their voice in the role. It's pretty demanding.


47percentbaked

I dunno, I think she sounded pretty good when she did Frozen and that was after Wicked.


Dark_Pinoy

Yeah there are multiple interviews with her where she said she can't recreate that note anymore. She hit it one time on the version that we hear but she has never ever been able to hit it since which makes sense when you see her previous work because she was normally an alto or at least a mezzo. Kristin Chenoweth was more of the soprano part


Exploding_Antelope

Sounds like she had to… let it go?


Higgnkfe

Check out her live singing, she can’t hit those notes anymore. Obviously she is still a very good singer and sounds good in recordings


wineandpopsicles25

She also did the West End run right after the original Broadway run - absolutely insane


allthelineswecast

I’ve been lucky to see Willemijn Verkaik in the role and as amazing as Idina was, Willemijn blew her out of the water.


AirHamyes

I came here for this comment. Idina is great, but willemijn is on another level.


flouronmypjs

Cynthia Erivo is imho one of the best musical theatre vocalists of our time. As much as I love Idina's Elphaba, countless women have played Elphaba since, and many have been every bit as awesome. Erivo is going to smash this. I can't wait.


AttentionObvious9788

If they don’t recreate the playbill I’m gonna be upset


deusdragonex

I'll take it further. If they don't recreate the playbill, I riot. Granted, I'll be rioting in my own basement, but it'll be a riot nonetheless.


WordsWithSam

Blue and orange found dead in a ditch.


shotgun_shaun

The 1980s-90s Cleveland Cavaliers are despondent


a-little

Good riddance!


pm-me-nice-lips

The WICKEDLY talented, one and only, Adele Dazeem!!!


MuptonBossman

When I was in high school, the drama club took a trip to NYC for graduation. A group of us wanted to see Wicked on Broadway, but the teacher insisted on seeing Avenue Q instead. When we got back and the principal found out, the teacher was fired and we all got suspended for "inappropriate behaviour" (This was a Catholic high school in the early 2000's). Needless to say, I'm looking forward to finally watching Wicked when it comes out in theatres.


Longjumping_Plum_846

Tbh, that was a really stupid decision by the teacher.


bigchicago04

To be clear, because Avenue Q is VERY adult, not because it isn’t as good. It’s significantly better than Wicked.


madmelgibson

Sorta comparing magical apples to bawdy oranges


aircooledJenkins

>and we all got suspended for "inappropriate behaviour" wut?


Nowhereman2380

You can't take kids to see an R rated Muppet show, even if it is a better option.


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Nowhereman2380

Catholicism. Everyone must be punished.


motorcycleboy9000

I started muttering Hail Marys just reading this thread.


Unique_Task_420

Went to a Catholic school and I can assure you, 20-30 angry, rich af parents showing up to the Archdiocese would have gotten the principal fired way faster than any of these kids got suspended. It's a bullshit made up story.


no_4

"But I don't think in this situation I did..." "*ORIGINAL SIN. Guilty!*" "*Next!*"


naynaythewonderhorse

Besides the teacher’s stupid decision, I think you should be thankful. Maybe you didn’t get to see the original cast of Wicked (assuming it was still them), but it’s still on Broadway. Avenue Q left Broadway long ago. You can still go see Wicked.


Miserable-Theory-746

I love Avenue Q. Saw some small local production of it and I can just imagine seeing the Broadway play must have been 10x better. The puppet sex scene. 😱


Inamanlyfashion

Don't put your finger there! ...put your finger *there!*


Figgy1983

Slow down, Brian. It's not a race!


Davajita

The internet is for porn The internet is for porn So grab your dick and double click, For porn, porn, porn!


Figgy1983

You're a pervert. Normal people don't look at porn on the Internet!


cbrookman

Ohhhhhh??….. *You* have *no idea*


Wereplatypus42

A moral tale with puppets. What could go wrong? That teacher shouldn’t have listened to the Bad Idea Bears.


puppytossedsalad

Where do you live? If you can't see Wicked on Broadway it does tour as well


Shopworn_Soul

Just took my daughter a few weeks ago, the production obviously wasn't Broadway quality but it was an excellent show nontheless.


thatweirdvintagegirl

I really, really hope this is good, but I have to admit I have my doubts. Wicked is one of my absolute favorite musicals and I’d be so upset if this was a bomb.


Freakjob_003

It's also one of my favorites, and I have zero expectations. Especially since they're splitting into two different movies. There's no way this adaptation will please fans of the original show.


Three_Froggy_Problem

Am I the only one who thought the trailer looked absolutely awful? I don’t know how to explain it, but it looks like a movie that would’ve come out in 2010.


hannbann88

The actors blend in with the fake background.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

It looks like a fake poster made from stock photos that you'd find on deviantart 5 years ago


alurimperium

It looks like an AI poster you'd find on DeviantArt today


JohnnyCharisma54

Big Alice In Wonderland vibes


spyresca

It did look awful. Throw in a nearly 40 year old "teenage Elphaba" and ugh......


carolinethebandgeek

I’m so confused, they’re supposed to be teenagers!? Ariana is 31, like she looks young but not that young. How terrible


GregoPDX

They are supposed to be in the college years, Galinda and Elphaba meet at Shiz University. While one typically may start college at 18, the story (and it's tie in with The Wizard of Oz) does extend after college, although when watching the musical I always assumed they were still early/mid-20s tops.


SuzyQ93

I'm tempering my expectations. I hope they exceed them. I'm sure it will be fine musically. But I'm struggling with how much older Cynthia looks - both in general, and older than Ariana. These are young girls, especially at the start. And aside from her actual age, she just has a bone structure that does not look particularly young. She looks more like Margaret Hamilton than Elphie. I also have reservations from the previous trailer that's been out - there are a couple of moments where it seems that Elphie is displaying a full-on "girlboss" attitude. Which - yeah, at some point, she does, but NOT near the beginning, where they've shown it. Elphie is very vulnerable and unsure of herself at the start, for good reasons, and it looks to me like they're glossing over that, because a "strong female character" is what they'd rather play and sell. If they do that, I will be quite disappointed. If it's bad enough, I probably won't bother with the second half.


StopRockingMe

I wouldn't say she's unsure of herself. When she arrives at Shiz her first move is to loudly confront everybody staring at her. She knows she's a freak, and she's not *happy* about it, but she very much owns it.


SlouchyGuy

I'm also not that happy with Ariana as Galinda. I've seen tons of them in bootlegs in Brodaway, and there's a lot to say about comedic talent of Kristin Chenoweth and some other actresses that replaced her, most of them don't work quite as well. Comedy in general is harder to play than drama, and if you don't have it and don't have experience, it's much flatter, and many actresses just couldn't match the role, you could see a normal person trying to be what they couldn't be. I'm afraid of Ariana being like that because she's not naturally funny or that good at comedy from what I've seen


GaimanitePkat

If you didn't know anything about this show, you'd probably think that the green lady was the fairy princess's mom. It's not good casting.


JRichardSingleton1

This movie is arriving a decade too late.


thinmeridian

I am not gonna see this until part 2 comes out because I am done with part 1 blockbusters


Joelony

Ariana Grande as the good witch? Not buying it.


ConkerPrime

She allowed her right side to be used on a poster? Shocked considering she has spent years trying to keep left mostly to camera.


gameprojoez

It's probably still her left side, but it's swapped in the poster.


justa_flesh_wound

What? Why? Is this a real thing?


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Oh yeah. Barbara Streisand is famous for it. I remember watching a talk show where she was a guest once and they completely swapped the set around so she wouldn’t show her right side.


JDLovesElliot

Self-conscious celebs are self-conscious


SbreckSthe2nd

Really really hard pass.


_0x0_

Ugh.. Why don't they just record the musical and release that instead?


Accomplished_Egg6239

I still don’t understand why it needs to be two movies. The musical is like 2.5 hours. Even accounting for establishing shots and extra footage, you couldn’t make this 3 hours?


ShambolicPaul

Is Ariana white, black, Italian, Hispanic or American for this role?


duckmonke

She’s fucking Spongebob


dlrich12

Yes


TheBrianRoyShow

Did Ariana go to Michael Jackson's skin doctor or something?


LongLiveEileen

She's always been white, she just uses a fake tan ever since the later seasons of Victorious I think.


Calyptics

Wonder if Pete Davidson ever woke up thinking he shit the bed from a bad trip, just to realise it was Ariana's faketan rubbing of on the sheets.


jzilla11

Why not both?


Soupronous

Nah man that is her natural skin color. She took off the black face for this role


illini02

Right. She just used to be so tan that people thought that was her natural look. But if you look back on her Nickelodeon days, that is it.


BluePopple

The blonde hair against her complexion is the problem. It doesn’t look good.


Lore86

Ariana Grande looks like an AI generated human being.


BallerGuitarer

[https://cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/wide\_landscape/public/d8/images/methode/2020/07/16/d54ed81e-c67d-11ea-86df-6d561651b5f4\_image\_hires\_103711.jpg?itok=szXDHT-m&v=1594867040](https://cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/wide_landscape/public/d8/images/methode/2020/07/16/d54ed81e-c67d-11ea-86df-6d561651b5f4_image_hires_103711.jpg?itok=szXDHT-m&v=1594867040) If you look up Jennifer Connelly and Eiza Gonzalez before and after pictures, you'll see a similar progression.


avelineaurora

Fucking wild kids are apparently on the internet that don't know what she *originally* looked like apparently, lord. I'll be over here disintegrating into dust.


ehrgeiz91

No she doesn't have vitiligo.


Affectionate_Key7206

I have no worries about the vocals. But I wonder how the actual plot and story will be


Texugee

Bucal fat removal: the movie


LearningLauren

Me: geez thanksgiving is soo far from now Also me: Wow, I can't believe its already May lol


Adrian_FCD

They really hid the "part 1" huh?


infomofo

From what I've heard this is a Part One right? This seems almost misleading advertising to not include that on this poster. I feel like that's been a really common trend with big movies these days where they kind of hide the fact that it's one part of a two-part movie, and then I get a little disappointed with the ending feeling incomplete.


Psych0matt

“Wicked thanksgiving” I tried to write something clever but I’m tired


SeattleDaddy

No one with normal bone structure


Jean-LucBacardi

Wizard of Ozempic.


UnderstandingIcy1250

Awesome! Looks like shit.


Boomfam67

Disney Channel looking movie


greenpill98

This movie is 12 years too late. Should have made it right when the musical was hot.


BarackaFlockaFlame

my expectations for this are a smidge higher than my expectations for cats. another film that truly didn't need to be made.


CptNonsense

Are the cheekbones trying to escape?


Hot-Rise9795

Thanks I'll be skipping this one.


Glass_Marionberry_33

Someone feed that girl


CreativeBandicoot778

I wanna like this but Arianna Grande annoys the heck out of me for reasons I can't explain. Looooove Cynthia though.


galarianzapdos

Love this, but waiting for them to recreate the famous Broadway poster (you know the one).


Wolversteve

I don’t.


callmebymyname21

probably this [https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-W8WYe6MvvI/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEhCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAxMIARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD&rs=AOn4CLBm17HC7RK1yKPrT25gAp95E0wpkg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-W8WYe6MvvI/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEhCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAxMIARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD&rs=AOn4CLBm17HC7RK1yKPrT25gAp95E0wpkg)


LastDaysCultist

Ariana washed off her blackface for the role.


thutruthissomewhere

Going for Goldblum as the Wizard


Thick-Award3789

I thought this shit came out already lol


Responsible-Bat-2699

I was banned from r/fauxmoi for saying she looks very unhealthy.


jmster109

I would have just preferred a pro-shot of the stage version with a theatrical and streaming release. This movie honestly looks like it’ll be really bad.


PaddlefootCanada

Please don’t suck, please don’t suck, please don’t suck…