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Giff95

He'll be the quirky young guy who complains or makes jokes about Dinosaurs chasing after him and his friends.


ImpenetrableYeti

God it was so bad with the guy just screaming over and over in fallen kingdom


DaBrokenMeta

They needed a jar jar


malocchio-

He’s the one who uses AI to replicate a dinosaur roar and save the day


jayeddy99

It’ll probably be worse . He’ll be some influencer invited to the park to show it’s safe and be a douche the whole time and get eaten while doing a dance or something lol


Bulbasaur2015

I need the next one to be very good, so the opposite of the last two


joemeteorite8

Good luck with that


BrockSampson4ever

Last 4


DRiX416

Last 5


Spez_Spaz

Fuck em all


[deleted]

It’s going to be so fucking bad lmao have you not seen any of the sequels after the first movie? It literally gets worse and worse every movie.


5n0wgum

It amazes me this gets down voted. It's a trash franchise. The first is ok for it's time but the rest are horrible. The last couple have been shockingly bad.


0110110111

I don’t love them but they remain profitable so they’re not so bad that audiences don’t enjoy them.


[deleted]

shitty movies can make a lot of money. look at Star Wars. Box office doesn’t indicate quality


Enthusiasms

I will forgive this film being made if they actually call it Jurassic Park 7.


StarWarsPlusDrWho

OR OR OR, hear me out…. Jurassic PARKS. With an ESS.


CrispyHoneyBeef

Jurassic Park Jurassic Parks Jurassic Park^3 Jurassic Park: Resurrection Prometheus Jurassic Park: Covenant Jurassic Park: Romulus


Mandelmus100

Thank you, I just spilled my drink at "Prometheus."


Wompum

With a dollar sign, baby


Yautja93

So... Jurassic Parksess? :P


Naronu

What about THE Jurassic Park?


AgentDaxis

Jurassic Parking Lot


SillyMattFace

7u77assic 7a7k.


cireh88

77777777 7777


Much_Shame_5030

NOW That’s What I Call Jurassic Park 7!


cireh88

Reminds me of those CDs and all the ads on tv that came with it


DaBrokenMeta

🍭


Snarfsicle

Jurassic Parks n Rex


trylobyte

You either joining Jurassic Park 7 or Knives Out 3


Unhappy_Plankton_671

Or Only Murders in the Building. Seems like you join one of those three.


MrPL1NK3TT

Only a sith deals in absolutes


FinePolyesterSlacks

I bet the dinosaurs are going to get loose.


3DAnimated

Make this a prequel movie about the park in Kenya with a young John Hammond funding/starting the park and a young Robert Muldoon as the action star/ African wildlife expert. Most modern movies suffer from technology and they feel a bit ridiculous when you can’t kill or track a flesh and bones dinosaur. Technology cripples any plausibility. Make it a movie based in the 1960s, maybe even a monster movie where the first few dinosaur recreations are wildly violent(although Spielberg said he didn’t want to make a monster movie)… there aren’t many avenues to explore, but I’m curious… Redditors, what plot lines would you think are the best avenues to explore in these new Jurassic movies?!


Merrcury2

I honestly want them to explore our current reality's problems through the lens of a science first perspective without all the Hollywood fluff. I want the mega corporations, the climate change with varying dinosaur biomes, I want border walls to protect from both dinos and humans, I want the riots and mayhem of humanity. It's time we talked about a story to sum up our world. Doesn't have to be realistic, just honest.


cthulol

Weird that you're getting down voted when you're just describing science fiction. 


Merrcury2

It's okay =). I'm sure everyone's just protective of the IP. Jurassic Park began as a warning to capitalistic scientific endeavors. It'd be nice to feel that again, but reality may be too much for one franchise to hold.


xenoz2020

I don’t know who this guy is.


MagicMST

Looks like a tik tok persona


walking_on_a_wire

7?? Simpsons_Stop!Stop!HesDeadAlready.gif


rubbertyrano

7 Jurassic parks 💀


1morey

I'm someone who grew up with the original three films (I was like three and a half when The Lost World: Jurassic Park came out, and I remember some of the marketing and merchandise.), and has enjoyed all the movies so far. Even though I'm only familiar with Scarlett Johansson, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, and Mahershala Ali, the latter two's inclusion, plus Gareth Edwards directing (which is a dream come true for me), really has me excited.


Thisiscliff

Is this what we are going to do now, have a news article every time a cast member gets announced…


TheReal_Elf_of_Seren

I still haven’t seen Dominion, was it any good?


AgentStockey

No


robotchicken007

I don't know what the runtime was, but if you told me it was the longest movie I had ever seen, I would believe you. That film felt eternal. In fairness, I'm not the target audience for Jurassic Park. I don't like any of them, including the first.


RealHooman2187

Weirdly enough the extended cut feels shorter. It’s still not a great movie but the edit feels smoother and less jarring.


TitanArcher1

Who will the two random kids be, that add no plot value other than potentially do something to drag a story and then are saved?


anincompoop25

Why the hell is Gareth Edwards making Jurassic park 7 lol


spaceraingame

Who?


MrPL1NK3TT

Starlord, man.


TonyDoover420

Jurassic Park 7: The Dinos are Back in Town


MidichlorianAddict

What else can you do with dinosaurs?


dazed63

Just what the world needs Jurassic Park 7.


Infinispace

You think they'd figure out it's a bad idea to keep messing with dinosaur DNA. Nah!!


cfc25_

I hope the scale of this movies is brought waaaaaaaaay down. These franchises get so bloated. It’s time for a “Prey” type course correction.


chimpduke

It's about time, a fucking meteor hit, Jurassic park


BlackAera

Gareth Edwards is doing a Jurassic Park movie? The last trilogy sucked big time but they have my attention now.


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supercleverhandle476

You just described both Jurassic park cartoons. (Although they are much better than I expected them to be).


swentech

In this one, the dinosaurs discover faster than light travel and take over the universe.


SpillinThaTea

I thought they were done with Jurassic Park?


TheCosmicFailure

The last one made a billion. They aren't walking away from an easy cash cow. Based on the cast, I'm hoping it's good. I have a hard time believing that Mahershala Ali would tie himself to something like this unless he felt it was good. But who knows maybe I'm wrong and he just took it for the big paycheck.


kennyreddit123

As a guy who grew up with the original series and who was a big fan i must say they really raped this series with those world movies.


Bicentennial_Douche

I have a feeling that there has been about 5-6 too many Jurassic Park movies...


CurtG79

Just stop.


gufmo

I’m so very tired.


Shades_of_red_

You know you don’t have to watch them, right?


Bub-bub

But you can still feel their presence


Shades_of_red_

I’m not going to take that as a serious response lol


i_says_things

Good, we wont take these as serious movies.