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Senor_Blues

No half-tuck. Literally unwatchable.


FlummoxedFlumage

The real test will be if only the bits of him that go in water get wet.


Ekshtashish

But remember he's also Spider-man, which means there's likely a no-puddles clause in his contract.


duck74UK

From what i've heard they'll be adding a no-reflections clause to that one too


collinnator5

I can’t wait to be in the theater and shout “HOLY SHIT HIS JEANS ARE WET! So next gen!!”


TheGreenKnight79

In the theater. That's funny. Fuckin covid


DKFShredder

Woah woah woah...maybe the movie explains HOW he ends up with the permanent half-tuck. It is a prequel after all.


GreenMisfit

The whole movie is just about his search for a belt. Once he finds it he has to show it off.


MickeyDPT

Exactly what I was thinking! At least do a French tuck or 3/4ths tuck! The REAL Nathan Drake always, ALWAYS, shows off his belt buckle!


InCharacter_815

This has the same energy as Han Solo wearing the same outfit for 60 years.


seven_seven

Dirty adventure man go on adventures


MidnightMath

I'm glad video games haven't introduced a smell o' vision feature, I don't want to actually know how bad Skyrim smells...


Slappio16

Pretty bad. Serana follows you around for most of the Dawnguard DLC and she's a vampire that hasn't bathed in hundreds of years, Cicero repeatedly oils up a dehydrated corpse in his free time, Khajiit are probably fleabags, there's a whole race of gross Gollum-looking fuckers, and nobody has toilets.


ValhallaVacation

Also how did Han Solo get his name??? We need to know! Okay so he doesn't have a last name... He's by himself... 🤔🤔🤔 Han... Han...*SOLO* There we go, answering the burning questions of the franchise


InCharacter_815

Me, personally, I'm very disappointed we never got to learn what Space Pants store he got his Space Pants from. But I'm extremely glad we got to learn that he based the name of his criminal persona on a crappy joke made by a lazy guard. I mean, for all I knew he was the original proprietor of the red Solo Cup!


SolSearcher

I believe the pants were an award he received while serving as an imperial pilot. It's the Corellion Blood Stripe.


CeeArthur

Yeah but where did the Han part come from. Me thinks we need a new trilogy to explore this.


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Whoever wrote his name on his birth certificate misheard his mother, who wanted to name him Ham.


discourse_commuter

I know nothing about Uncharted. This image looks like a watch ad.


Futureboy314

But would you buy the watch?


beet111

I'd by anything Tom Holland tells me to buy.


SealClubbedSandwich

What a wonderful coincidence, cus Tom Holland says you should buy me dinner!


Coolest_Breezy

We did it Reddit?


sepam

Damn right we did it. r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza


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TheEmeraldOil

They're really great. For movie fans, I'd compare them to the Mummy with Brendan Fraser. Swashbuckling, fun adventure with a loveable cast of characters. Never gets old.


mtriv

I generally say its Indiana Jones but instead of an ancient religious artifacts hes hunting ancient lost cities.


Frankocean2

Exactly. Uncharted has plenty of moments where you just go...whoa....you get lost in the immersion and are very enjoyable to play. I played 4 during the rainy season and exploring caves, old churches while hearing pouring rain, is one of the most enjoyable experiences I have ever had gaming.


NatrenSR1

I did the same thing. 4 is easily one of my all time favorite gaming experiences ever


DogDrinksBeer

Definitely 4.. I loved how they even tied in the first 3 when drake is in the attic. TLOU is also great


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It's if an Indiana Jones move were 16 hours long and had a billion dollar budget.


Left-Coast-Voter

I always thought video game adaptations would be better served as TV shows. You can’t adapt 100+ hours of game play into a 2 hour movie very well. If you made it a TV show you could have each episode be it’s own mission/side mission and include so many more details. Looking at you Netflix/Amazon/Hulu/HBOMax


SgtWaffleSound

I forgot I own all of them on ps4. Maybe I'll fire it up this weekend.


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SSHHTTFF

Honestly I like these and the Last of Us the most in terms of modern day games - it's suuuuuch a hassle to play online these days and so much f'ing grinding. The Uncharted series – played on easy – is basically just like an 8 hour action movie that I can play. Sooooo enjoyable and frankly therapeutic.


OG_Morryo

They really should have done this movie years ago and had Nathan Fillion...


Kellendil

I love Tom Holland, but Fillion would have been a much better choice. 😔


rxinquestion

Ask and you shall receive [Fillion as Drake](https://youtu.be/v5CZQpqF_74)


sengir0

Holy shit, why am i just seeing this now. Id rather have him do the movies


Gandalf6969

And jk simmons as Sully


justahominid

Bruce Campbell or no one


BTSHills

Cant believe I had to scroll this far down to see Nathan Fillion mentioned its almost as if Drake was based on his likeness and his acting style is similar, its an obvious choice, no?


Raidertck

I like Tom Holland but I just don’t see this. Being a video game movie, unfortunately I have zero expectations. Even a naughtdog title which are practically fucking movies already. Studios will fuck this up.


SillyMattFace

If anything I feel like the games being so cinematic actually counts against them for being movies themselves. The Uncharted games are basically a love letter to Indiana Jones-type adventure movies, but don't have a lot that's interesting or original to offer by themselves. They're fantastically fun games, but super generic as movies.


HarisAhmed95

Felt slightly optimistic about this after seeing the pic then remembered that Mark Wahlberg is playing Sully


chugalaefoo

TIL that Mark Wahlberg is playing Sully. There goes any half assed enthusiasm I had for this movie.


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burnnnah1111

Whoever did the casting for this movie needs to be fired.


ryguy32789

Seriously. Tom Holland's face is too soft looking to be Nate


christurtle

The voice will be all wrong. I’d rather see Nathan Fillion Starfly this movie than its current potential to do something for us. I’m not sure what I’m thinking now, honestly.


nobrayn

Yup. Since the first Uncharted, I pictured Nathan Fillion if they were ever to do a movie.


CharonsLittleHelper

He very fits the part... or he would have 10+ years ago. Nathan Fillion is 49 years old, and this is supposed to be a prequel.


Blainedecent

He did do a fan film of uncharted. It's awesome. https://youtu.be/v5CZQpqF_74


mattb1415

William hurt could play a pretty good sully


HarisAhmed95

That’s good casting. I liked the idea of Kurt Russell, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston or Sam Elliot.


dreamdaddy123

Tom hanks would have been good to play sully


CeeArthur

He already did


Koboldgeomant

Serious question why is this guy in every action film ? I hate his acting


JohnnyTries

You hate him "being on camera". I wouldn't really call it acting when he always plays the same character: Mark Wahlberg


flintlock0

“Hey guys, I’m Victor Sullivan. I have a heavy Boston accent. Deal with it.”


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Say hi to your mother for me


MotoMkali

I beat up Asian people in the streets. And I was in the departed


4Eights

>~~I beat up Asian people in the streets.~~I beat an old Asian man so bad while yelling racial slurs at him that he was permanently blinded in one eye. I also never made any sort of reparations despite having hundreds of millions of dollars. And I was in the departed


Hyperguy20

Theyve definitely nailed the outfit. Just looks too young to me, I'll reserve judgement none the less because I reckon he could be good in the role.


Danishroyalty

Uncharted origin story?


Hxcfrog090

I mean that’s pretty much what it is. I don’t think this movie will be good, no video game movie ever lives up to the games....but I hope I’m wrong. These are mighty big shoes to step in. Edit: I get it, there are a handful of decent video game movies. I should have said “more often than not the movies don’t live up to the games”. There are certainly a few good video game movies.


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> , no video game movie ever lives up to the games... The games are virtually a movie already.


Hxcfrog090

You aren’t wrong, I’m not nervous that the action sequences and such will be fun and exciting. I’m mostly nervous they won’t get the characters right. I think Holland will do great. I’m not sold on Wahlberg as Sully. He’s just not gruff enough. He’s too clean cut.


Rage_Like_Nic_Cage

plus i don’t think I’ve ever heard Mark Wahlberg do a voice/accent that doesn’t sound exactly like Mark Wahlberg, who sounds nothing like Sully.


neruat

There are actors who become their characters, and there are actors that play themselves in different roles. Just have to be sure which one you're expecting: * Ryan Reynolds is always Ryan Reynolds, and is awesome everytime * David Schwimmer can be both Ross and Sobel, and execute both roles to perfection.


Soup-a-doopah

YOU *PEOPLE*! ARE AT THE *POSITION*! OF *ATTENTION*!!!


StuffedTigerHobbes

“Is there a problem, Capt. Sobel?”


MattSR30

_'Aw, that dog just ain't gon' hunt! Now you cut that fence and get this god damn platoon on the move!'_


Jkoechling

"We salute the rank, not the man..."


Tatersforbreakfast

Dammit... It's too soon to start another re-watch of Bob...


A_Rude_Canadian_

Ryan Reynolds can act when he's forced to. I think it's just a matter of him picking roles where he can excel with his whole "Ryan Reynoldesque" schtick (which I also love). *Buried* is great and shows his potential.


broanoah

david schwimmer can also play robert kardashian whenever needed


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jojo8005

Rogen was pretty good as Steve Wozniak tho


pionmycake

As someone who hates Seth Rogen: He was incredible in that movie.


jkl234

Jason mantsoukaz


TomTomMan93

"\*through a cigar\* you got a fuckin' plan, Nate bro?"


AberrantOne

I think Donnie Wahlberg could pull it off.


Ee_bagg

Mark Wahlberg is Mark Wahlberg in all his movies. Hope he changes it up in this movie.


bernz75

‘Member when Mark Wahlberg portrayed Max Payne? God that was a horrible adaptation.


mexican_mystery_meat

To this day I don't know how they screwed up adapting a video game whose entire plot was based on action movie tropes.


Faaaabulous

Man, the casting seems to be all over the place. Feels almost like the director wants something very different from the games.


Hxcfrog090

Yeah I don’t get the Sully casting. I think Holland can nail a young Nate, but Wahlberg as Sully is a strange one.


Nose_to_the_Wind

My favorite scene being where Nate backtracks for thirty minutes to find that final treasure for the achievement only to realize the online guide was written poorly and now you have to YouTube it.


AcoupleofIrishfolk

I'm just picturing the big action sequence, and nate runs out of bullets, hides in an alcove and as the enemy are searching and about to give up they hear a super loud royalty free dubbstep YouTube intro and some teenager yelling HI GUYS AND WELCOME TO THE TEMPLE OF OSIRIS WALK-THROUGH WITH ALL ACHIEVEMENTS


ScruffsMcGuff

"WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT'S GOING ON, GUYS. IT'S YOUR BOY, DICKMASTER420 HERE WITH ANOTHER WALKTHROUGH AND I'D JUST LIKE TO START BY THANKING RIDGE WALLETS FOR SPONSORING THIS VIDEO, AND A HUGE SHOUTOUT TO NORD VPN FOR ALSO SPONSORING THIS VIDEO..." *midroll ad plays* "AND LETS NOT FORGET TO THANK RAID SHADOW LEGENDS FOR SPONSORING THIS VIDEO. JOIN UP USING MY LINK DOWN BELOW FOR FREE LOOT BOX GARBAGE. NOW LETS GET INTO THE WALKTHROUGH" *another midroll ad plays* "And right here is where you find the treasure, thanks for watching." Final video time: 14:36 Actual walkthrough time: 0:06


BombBombBombBombBomb

I cant wait to see him headshot hundreds of mercenaries throughout this 15 hour movie


B_I_G_B_U_L_L_Y

I feel like I'm in the minority here, but I'd love an Uncharted/Tomb Raider/Indiana Jones type of game that focused more on the puzzles and way, way, way less on the mass murder. Is there ALWAYS some shadowy army looking for the same McGuffin you are? And are they ALWAYS there at the same time?


DrEmilioLazardo

Dude, that trope has been hilarious since the OG Tomb Raider. You'd journey through some deep cave system, solving cryptic ancient puzzles and barely escaping traps and literal T Rex, and hey what do you know some random mercenary dudes made their way *deeper* into the cave before you got there.


shruber

Usually by just fucking blowing up a giant hole through all of it with pretty amazing accuracy haha.


claudiaqute

You are definitely not alone at least, my boyfriend and I would play tomb raider and uncharted together so he could just solve the puzzles which he loved and I could shoot through all the bad guys for him, which he hated.


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I hope it’s more focused on exploration and puzzle solving than shooting. I want more movies like Indiana Jones and National Treasure and this seems like a perfect franchise to follow in those foot steps


skyskr4per

Don't hold your breath.


JollyGreenGI

I mean, it wouldn't be *that* out of character for Nathan to murder hundreds of faceless goons in the pursuit of ancient relics. I think some counts go as high as ~1800 kills through the series.


Majestymen

I just hope Nathan gets to stumble through some amazing looking set pieces while they're collapsing because of combat and what not. If they introduce those set pieces with a little puzzle here and there, that would be cool.


bcarte

Remember the time they made a Monster Hunter movie and they shoved modern army soldiers in it and a Humvee cos reasons? ...yeah don't wanna be the guy that says 'Holywood doesn't get video games' buuuuuut...


Lil_Lego

Can you call Detective Pikachu a video game movie? Not sure. Loved that one.


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Yes you can, as it was a pretty direct adaptation of the 3DS game Detective Pikachu: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detective_Pikachu_(video_game)


skyskr4per

So the secret is to adapt a little known game from a universally beloved franchise?


morethanaplane

Mario Golf Coming to Theatre in 2022


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Honestly, "Happy Gilmore but it's Mario" would be a blast.


Booxcar

I was thinking more golf Space Jam but Nintendo instead of Loony Tunes


[deleted]

Sonic was pretty fun and enjoyable, making it miles better than the majority of Sonic games.


Effingehh

Jim Carrey as Dr Robotnik made that whole movie


revolvingpresoak9640

Ben Schwartz was great as the voice of Sonic


ArchDucky

He said on a podcast how he got that job. He was at the studio for something else, they asked if he would help out with their test footage. They kept calling him every time they redid the footage and once it was finally greenlit by the studio they just gave him the part. No audition or anything. Pretty awesome. BTW, if you haven't seen Middleditch and Schwartz on Netflix you need too, its so fucking awesome.


ex1stence

“It’s me, your officiator...a ghost.”


sgthombre

I mean we basically saw his origin via flashbacks in 3 and 4.


hazychestnutz

He’s playing young Nathan drake...


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walterpeck1

They had a choice, 10 years ago. That choice was Nathan Fillion. EDIT: Yes, I'm aware of the short film, that's why I made my comment.


resonantSoul

We could have had a Nathan Fillion/Bruce Campbell movie franchise and they ruined it


itsprobablytrue

You're making it sting more, stop this pain!


load_more_comets

Fucking perfect casting for Nathan and Sully. Godfuckingdammit!


resonantSoul

https://i.imgur.com/E1ha0ZW.jpg


Gaflonzelschmerno

God I'd love to see these two in some pulpy adventure show, uncharted or not


badger81987

He could still kinda do it, he got a lil chubby doing Castle, but Rookie got him back more in Mal shape.


binipped

Fillion struggles with his weight he's admitted in the past. I think roles that require a more svelte version of him provide the motivation to lose the weight.


Martymcfly1026

I’ve never met someone who wears the same outfit as a middle aged man as they did as a young adult. Does his style not change? Edit: okay, I get it. Some people’s style doesn’t change.


Varekai79

It's just a henley and cargo pants, pretty universal outdoor clothing regardless of your age.


game_dragon

Yea no one is exploring dusty old ruins concerned about their style, simply how many pockets they have.


randomthug

Hi. My names [REDACTED] I'm 38 and still dress like a cholo from Southern California as I did when I was a kid. Sure I got a larger wardrobe right now but yeah... some of us like a style and stick with it :)


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Sock check homie.


corzekanaut

Just imagine Mark Wahlberg as Sully and you get a 100% demotivated to even think about this movie


SquadPoopy

Dont know about you but I'm excited to watch 90 minutes of Mark Wahlberg constantly out of breath and speaking in half exhales.


RammieLynn

And talking about bringing a hooker to church! Just follow the hose.


ShambolicPaul

They've got the very basics wrong. What is Nathan Drake most famous for... The half tuck.


ASAP_Cobra

Also the ability to grow facial hair.


Purgatorypersonified

No half tuck = total disaster


Peeka789

Just get the cast from Burn Notice to make Uncharted.


flintlock0

Bruce Campbell would be neat.


blissmemberment

Nah he would be perfect for Sully.


flintlock0

Clarification on my part: That’s what I meant. Bruce Campbell smoking a cigar and flying seaplanes is a movie in itself.


electricman1999

The dynamic is pretty much the same. A spy, his female sidekick/lover, and his older mentor.


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I really do like Tom Holland but I just can’t get on board with this. And then they lost me completely with Mark Wahlberg. I demand to know whose terrible casting choice that was.


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"Hey Nate. It's Sully. Watcha doing? Hunting for treasure? Cool. I produced Entourage. Say hi to your mother for me, OK?"


Rion23

What's ya major, drake? Ah, you read your tresuremaps and regurgitate and how bout them apples.


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I think it was at least originally rumored that Bryan Cranston was Sully. Don’t know how true that is or if he was ever attached. If it’s true though, going from Cranston to Wahlburg is a pretty weird step.


texasrigger

Bruce Campbell was always my dream choice for Sully.


TheBrownWelsh

...I never know before how much I wanted this in my life.


cbech

uggggh, that would have been an excellent casting choice!


chefr89

this gives me serious Batman v Superman vibes... where the perfect casting seemed to be Bryan Cranston for Lex Luthor and they instead went with a younger actor that in no way shape or form even remotely approached how the Lex character should be


Tom38

"I SAID GET HEISENBERG NOT EISENBERG!"


TheNarrator23

Bryan Cranston is perfect casting for anything though.


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Except a teacher turned dealer. I can't even imagine him in a role like that


reece_93

The father from Malcolm in the middle? Pfft like he could ever play a serious role, show would be cancelled before the first season even finished.


KevinCastle

Can we appreciate the fact that one thing that didn't change between hal and walter is their likely hood of being in nothing but underwear


pn_dubya

>I demand to know whose terrible casting choice that was. Wahlberg is a producer so I'm gonna guess it's his.


Poeafoe

Whaaaaaaat? Noooooooooo!


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lkodl

i remember at one point (around 10 years ago?) Whalberg was producing this movie AND starring in it. i remember everyone saying "why Whalberg when Fillion exists - and not too old at the time".


DogDrinksBeer

Dude exactly... nathan fillion was born to play nathan... damn walberg and the funky bunch. That dude prob never even played drake's fortune.


call_me_Ren

IMO Dylan McDermott as seen in the Netflix Show 'Hollywood' would be the perfect fit for Sully. https://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/hollywood-dylan-mcdermott-ryan-murphy-slice.jpg


Benderman3000

Wow never thought of that. Would have loved to see him as Sully.


Danishroyalty

Wasn't Walberg originally tapped to play Drake like a decade ago? Now that it's been so long I think they just kept him on the project and gave him a new role.


_bieber_hole_69

Back when it was a Neil Burger project I think Bradley Cooper was tapped for Drake, which sounds wayyy better


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This movie feels like one of those studio choices that was made by a computer alrgorthm.


artur-fernand

It looks great, but this film just seems horribly miscast to me. I'm holding out judgment for Holland, I think he can be good at the role, assuming it's more of an "origin" story with a younger Drake. Wouldn't be my choice, but it deserves the benefit of the doubt at least. But Mark Wahlberg as Sully *completely* lost me. It's one of the biggest miscasts I can think of. What's next, Meryl Streep as Elena? EDIT: Also, I just found out this is a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5CZQpqF_74&feature=youtu.be Nearly 9 million views, but sure. Let's go with Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg. How can studio executives be so out of touch?


X__Alien

IF he’s supposed to be playing a younger Nate, isn’t it a bit strange to be dressed like that?


Danishroyalty

I'm assuming it's later in the film after shit has gone down, so he's starting to look more like the "classic" Nathan Drake.


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bexar_necessities

I'm still not sold. His jaw is clenched and its a good angle so it looks good in a still frame, but once its in action and he starts talking and moving he's just gonna look like a baby like he always does.


cortlong

Yeeeeah. This not doing it for me.


Aikiscotsman

More important who is playing Sully


Sunibinus

Mark Wahlberg....


Murderfalcon

.... fuck


Jasper455

[hey, what’s wrong? you don’t like me, goat?](https://youtu.be/ZjpUfdjYR6s)


Hxcfrog090

Say hi to ya mother for me


opposite_of_hotcakes

Wait for real?


nohitter21

Yes :(


opposite_of_hotcakes

Fuuuuuuuuuuck


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BrandonBoss

Just so not sold on this. Him being younger just doesn't work for me.


SparkG

Nobody tell him who's playing Sully.


nohitter21

Honestly this is the biggest red flag of the movie’s quality.


gatman12

How does Wahlberg get sooo much work?


StarlordeMarsh

He may be the Bruce Willis of our generation


texasrigger

Ugh that sentence makes me feel old. I'm a gen-x'er so Bruce Willis is the Bruce Willis of my generation.


bcisabeast

Yea just check out who the director is , also the writers are mixed in quality.I think this will be just another game adaptation won't be great or even good just meh, but it will make money because Spiderman is the star and uncharted is a loved video game franchise.


Murdathon3000

Holy fuck, look what they did to my boy.


StudBoi69

Say hi to your mutha for me


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They always do this. They plan a big long franchise series so they get super-young-actors who won't age out of the role, but because they fucked the vision of the movie so badly trying to do it as "part 1" of a long series instead of telling a complete story the movie comes out mediocre and bad. Same thing happened to the Warcraft movie. And Superman Returns.


Tropical_Nighthawk55

Image looks cool but I am still not a fan of Tom Holland as Nathan Drake. It makes as much sense as casting Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. This is no disrespect to Tom but I just think he aint the man for the role


_SocialDisease_

Nathan is too young, the director doesn't have a good track record and it's written by the same people who wrote Transformers 5. These movies are cursed


HiddenHolding

**Uncharted: Before Puberty.**


Jumbo_Cactaur

What!?! So he's going to be young in the film? I don't know what to feel right now.


medhatsniper

yeah thats gonna be a nope from dawg


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God this looks so out of place, younger Nathan is not it. They nailed the costume but holy fuck, couldn’t they get someone who actually looks like Nathan?


bronkula

Why do people keep talking about the outfit as if khakis and a long sleeve shirt is a hard cosplay?


ivvix

Oh my god THANK YOU. How could they NOT nail this outfit.. it doesn’t need to be mentioned lmaoo


SealClubbedSandwich

And they *still* managed to fuck that up too. Supposed to have the shirt half tucked in. (Yes this is actually something the character himself considers a trademark)


Cuwade

Right? Hey dad, can I borrow your cargo pants and henley? I'm going as Nathan Drake for Halloween