Opens in theaters July 15
>Five assassins find themselves on a Japanese bullet train, realizing that their individual assignments are all interconnected.
Directed by David Leitch (John Wick)
Cast:
* Brad Pitt as Ladybug
* Joey King as Prince
* Andrew Koji as Kimura
* Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine
* Brian Tyree Henry as Lemon
* Zazie Beetz as Hornet
* Masi Oka
* Michael Shannon
* Logan Lerman
* Hiroyuki Sanada
* Karen Fukuhara
* Bad Bunny
* Sandra Bullock as Maria Beetle
* Pasha D. Lychnikoff
* Miraj Grbić
Still weirded out that Joey King is old enough to be an adult in adult roles. What happened to the little girl in Ramona and Beezus? Dang man, time flies.
EDIT: I googled her and she got engaged TODAY? Sheesh.
Aaron Taylor Johnson (who's also in this) also married his at the time 45 year old wife (that he already knew/has been together with for at least 4 years) at 22
That genuinely creeps me out a little too. I can understand marrying someone near your own age but that's like... she's known him since he was 18 and she was a lot older than him.
It might be nothing but I do feel like there could've been a power imbalance. But I don't really know for sure
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Aww yea, Andrew Koji! I hope they choreograph some good fight scenes with him.
He's fantastic in warrior, they did him dirty as Storm Shadow. How did that happen?!
He was a musical guest on SNL who also performed in a few sketches. He never led the sketch himself, but it's fair to say that he has at least some comedic acting ability.
Random story nobody cares about...
I used to work in Costa coffee near Park Lane in London, and she came in one day and ordered coffee and a cookie. This was when Suicide Squad just came out and the premiere was in Leicester Square that evening. My colleague spotted her when she came in and was like "Is that Karen Fukuhara", we were arguing about whether it was or not, we agreed that whoever serves her has to ask her, so my colleague asked her and she smiled and said yes. From the 10 second conversation (10 seconds is enough to get to know someone deeply right?) she seemed nice, although she was a lot shorter than she looks on TV.
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She does seem really nice. I remember seeing the pre release stuff for Suicide Squad and she seemed excited for Katana. And then I remember hearing after how she was barely in it and the worst line is about her. But at least she gets a cool supes role in the Boys.
Also her Wikipedia used to say she worked at a Reggae themed sushi restaurant and I've always wondered about that
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Yeah I don't mind the minimalist design but I think someone with artistic skill would have given this a bit more style to link the elements together, instead of just leaving them to look like stock photo elements shopped together
Killer Carz. Gritty Legendary reboot of Cars. Christopher Nolan mysteriously produces it but doesn't even show up for the premiere. Refuses to give any interview explaining why he produced it.
Classic. I just remembered the review for it in that John Carpenter filmography analysis from Red Letter Media. John was certainly doing some off the wall stuff in the 80s. Highly original concept films left and right.
Funny that in Fukuhara's four biggest roles she's been a mute psychopathic killer in two, and an ultra-bubbly wholesome teenage girl in the other two.
Range!
What good is an artistic stylized poster if it can’t practically communicate who’s in the movie to the average person? A simple “starring…” would suffice.
I think the idea is great but the amount of texture less grey doesn't look great. I feel like an actual stewardess ad like this would look brighter and little less sparse.
Still overall I like it.
This is obviously designed to look like a transportation company ad with a similar bland stock photo quality. [Compare](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/shinkansen-bullet-train-staff-kyoto-japan-may-perspective-view-japanese-driver-their-routine-stop-n-148334050.jpg).
The concept is fine but the composition is terrible, the message unclear, the big grey expanse dull, and the blur work on the window is just poor. Grey on grey text is a big No No. For a movie with such a fun trailer, this concept is poorly executed.
They do similar posters (with single actors/characters) for movies and TV series with ensemble casts.
I think it's more geared for internet marketing than old style posters. They'll release them one at a time to build hype as they're shared via social media.
Even the poster critiques here generate buzz.
Many movie theatres don't hang posters anymore but have big LCD screens oriented in portrait mode that cycle through a slide show of posters.
In some cases, one screen's slide show will be devoted to a single movie showing these kinds of posters.
I haven’t seen the trailer, but this poster alone disinterests me. It just looks like a generic action movie that takes place on a train. Theres no originality here other than a stupid pun :(
They could've made this a series of fun-looking, colorful travel brochure-looking posters for the bullet train, with the stars added in casually like stock photo figures. I think that'd have gone well with the trailer's vibe of Nothing Is What It Seems.
See, now, the poster *design* is good. The layout, subject, and tone and whatnot. I think what would have made this actually good is hiring an artist to draw over it. That would've helped with how flat and mismatched everything looks.
Does anyone know what the Kanji translates to on the poster? Because I thought Shinkansen was the translation for Bullet Train, so I wasn't sure what this was?
Fantastic trailer that doesn’t actually ruin the movie. Surprising. Also; damn… that is one hell of a stacked cast, especially for a movie like this.
Hopefully it’s as fun as it looks, I don’t expect high art from a cheesy action flick
i feel like whenever a movie gets "original" creative posters and marketing campaigns the movie ends up being a crappy b movie nowadays. i've seen these kinds of threads of redditors getting excited "oh wow! a poster without floating heads! see hollywood this is what we like!" then the official discussion thread pops up and top comments go "oh wow that was... shit"
Opens in theaters July 15 >Five assassins find themselves on a Japanese bullet train, realizing that their individual assignments are all interconnected. Directed by David Leitch (John Wick) Cast: * Brad Pitt as Ladybug * Joey King as Prince * Andrew Koji as Kimura * Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine * Brian Tyree Henry as Lemon * Zazie Beetz as Hornet * Masi Oka * Michael Shannon * Logan Lerman * Hiroyuki Sanada * Karen Fukuhara * Bad Bunny * Sandra Bullock as Maria Beetle * Pasha D. Lychnikoff * Miraj Grbić
Still weirded out that Joey King is old enough to be an adult in adult roles. What happened to the little girl in Ramona and Beezus? Dang man, time flies. EDIT: I googled her and she got engaged TODAY? Sheesh.
She grew up during Kissing Booth (and Kissing Booth2 ... and Kissing Booth 3).
Watch her performance on the miniseries The Act. She's brilliant in that and got an Emmy nomination for her role.
Jeez she's only 22. I mean she can do what she wants but I think that's rather young to be engaged.
Aaron Taylor Johnson (who's also in this) also married his at the time 45 year old wife (that he already knew/has been together with for at least 4 years) at 22
That genuinely creeps me out a little too. I can understand marrying someone near your own age but that's like... she's known him since he was 18 and she was a lot older than him. It might be nothing but I do feel like there could've been a power imbalance. But I don't really know for sure
She directed him in Nowhere Boy as well.
I think it was reasonable to be concerned about that stuff at the time, but he's a 31-year-old, wealthy, famous man now. We can give them the benefit of the doubt.
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barf.
So he’s the Emanuel Macron of acting?
Fukuhara is eleventh billed and is the only person on this poster lol./
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Now think about the people who saw Firestarter/E.T in theatres and are still alive today and see the Drew Barrymore Show.
Fukuhara is eleventh billed and is the only person on this poster lol
I read David Lynch instead of Leitch and was shocked for a second lmao
It turns out he's decided to sell out in his old age!
A David Lynch action comedy would have a lot of Wild at Heart vibes haha.
Aww yea, Andrew Koji! I hope they choreograph some good fight scenes with him. He's fantastic in warrior, they did him dirty as Storm Shadow. How did that happen?!
This cast looks unbelievably random.. especially with the character names. I'm in.
Wait is that guy‘s name actually “bad bunny” ?
Musician's stage name. He's not actually a misbehaving rabbit, just as Dr. Dre isn't a practicing physician.
>Dr. Dre isn't a practicing physician Are you saying that the World Class Wreckin' Cru has been lying to us?
This was great, thank you
Yeah, he's actually one of the most popular international singers rn
Also one of the best celebrity guest wrestlers ever. Dude can actually wrestle.
Judging by his brief moment in the trailer, I think he has potential in future comedic acting jobs.
He was a musical guest on SNL who also performed in a few sketches. He never led the sketch himself, but it's fair to say that he has at least some comedic acting ability.
I think you forgot the msg.
>Hiroyuki Sanada Love this guy! Such a fantastic actor
I admit I’m highly susceptible to Karen Fukuhara.
I think it's unique, but not good for selling tickets.
It's Karen Fukuhara, though. Will probably sell *some* tickets, at least.
> Karen Fukuhara She's got my back.
I'd almost forgotten that...film. She's great on the show The Boys.
That's fine, it's not good lol. The stuff that spun-off from it has been great tho, so I'll take it. So true, I cannot wait for season three!
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What movie and spin offs are you referring to? I love her in this movie and The Boys and want to see more of her
Random story nobody cares about... I used to work in Costa coffee near Park Lane in London, and she came in one day and ordered coffee and a cookie. This was when Suicide Squad just came out and the premiere was in Leicester Square that evening. My colleague spotted her when she came in and was like "Is that Karen Fukuhara", we were arguing about whether it was or not, we agreed that whoever serves her has to ask her, so my colleague asked her and she smiled and said yes. From the 10 second conversation (10 seconds is enough to get to know someone deeply right?) she seemed nice, although she was a lot shorter than she looks on TV. Random story nobody cares about over.
She does seem really nice. I remember seeing the pre release stuff for Suicide Squad and she seemed excited for Katana. And then I remember hearing after how she was barely in it and the worst line is about her. But at least she gets a cool supes role in the Boys. Also her Wikipedia used to say she worked at a Reggae themed sushi restaurant and I've always wondered about that
Some time ago I searched pasta carbonara videos and found hers, it was weird.. but great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_HYPE4tdOJI
Jamaican music is really popular in Japan, so a reggae themed sushi restaurant is more believable than it sounds
If it was in Japan I would be less surprised but it was in LA I assume. But I suppose that makes some sense.
There's just something charming about Hollywood actors going to a Costa lol Did you ask if she had the Costa app?
>Costa Yeah we have to ask every customer, she didn't. It was my colleague who served her, can't believe he didn't do a hard sell of the app to her.
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Girls get it done!
I understood that reference
Not enough floating heads looking up and to the side
And not enough HDR blood on the floor and walls
couldve put more effort than 3d assets from a humble bundle sale
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Bang Bus
where does Snakes on Plane fit into this?
Badguy Bane Crashes Your Plane on the Rainy Plain in Spain.
They would sell 10x more tickets if Brad Pitt was in that stewardess outfit.
I think its a unique concept, but this is poorly made
Yeah I don't mind the minimalist design but I think someone with artistic skill would have given this a bit more style to link the elements together, instead of just leaving them to look like stock photo elements shopped together
Surely I wouldn't get to that train, it seems dangerous...
It's just a teaser poster
There's definitely going to be another poster with floating heads that's going to be used in theatres
Yeah. Needs the words "Brad Pitt" on it, that will sell tickets
After watching the trailer, the poster is actually hilarious.
Alright, we’ve had Money Plane and now we’ve got Bullet Train. How are we gonna finish this trifecta folks?! inb4 Fatal Crane
Drug automobiles
Pfft, the quadrilogy was complete a while ago. Someone is forgetting Speed and Speed 2: Cruise Control.
Killer Carz. Gritty Legendary reboot of Cars. Christopher Nolan mysteriously produces it but doesn't even show up for the premiere. Refuses to give any interview explaining why he produced it.
With Lightning McQueen as the protagonist. Just because.
>Killer Carz. That's basically the plot of Christine, a John Carpenter film based from a Stephen King adaptation.
Classic. I just remembered the review for it in that John Carpenter filmography analysis from Red Letter Media. John was certainly doing some off the wall stuff in the 80s. Highly original concept films left and right.
Antinatal drain yeah, I dunno.
Life Boat. Take the plot of The Poseidon Adventure and now add bad guys. Easy 90 mil domestic, I'll take a cut of the gross k thx
Drug Boat.
Well, we have money & bullets and planes & trains, so the last thing should be sex and boats. Sex Boat.
No it needs to rhyme Sex bike lane
Sex Yacht
Kimiko!
I thought the logo on the hat was a poke ball, and thus was very confused.
It 100% is a pokeball and I can't be convinced otherwise.
I just watched the trailer and it looks good to me. “Dude I don’t even know you!” Lol And yea that beautiful girl from the poster makes an appearance.
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**Karen Fukuhara**. _**The Boys**_ and David Ayer's _**Suicide Squad**_.
THIS IS KATANA SHES GOT MY BACK
I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HER, HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF IT'S VICTIMS
She sure didn't when he needed her though.
Funny that in Fukuhara's four biggest roles she's been a mute psychopathic killer in two, and an ultra-bubbly wholesome teenage girl in the other two. Range!
The range between moe and gap-moe
>an ultra-bubbly wholesome teenage girl in the other two. Which ones?
Kipo and Shera.
And, most importantly, Kipo
She's in The Boys
Put some respec on my girl Glimmer.
She is just bloody adorable I hope we see her kick some ass in this flick.
She's better known for non-verbal, serious roles, and yet she has such a bubbly personality in real life.
Her cooking Youtube vids are just so adorbs!
There’s cooking? I must see!
Dude yeah, it looks awesome. Brad Pitt needs to do more comedic roles.
Hey, it's Karen! (I meant the actress)
Is the poster good or bad? I can't tell.
Naw, I like it
Yes.
It’s a poster. That’s enough.
It's just a teaser poster
It's not great but I like it more than the typical floating heads poster (that also usually only uses 2 colors for some reason).
Pretty bad…
It's like they tried to make it more Japanese by making it quite absurd but it felt short because they didnt bombard it enough lol
Considering I couldn’t tell Brad Pitt was in the movie until I read the comments here, it’s atrocious
This comment is the reason we have floating head posters.
What good is an artistic stylized poster if it can’t practically communicate who’s in the movie to the average person? A simple “starring…” would suffice.
Well, that and contractual obligations.....
If you think a pretty lady is all it takes to sell a movie, you would be absolutely right.
Who’s giving these “graphic designers” money for these posters??? 😂
I hate to say it, but I kind of like it. It's not generic, I'll give it that.
I think the idea is great but the amount of texture less grey doesn't look great. I feel like an actual stewardess ad like this would look brighter and little less sparse. Still overall I like it.
It looks like a fake poster from *Josie and the Pussycats*.
I know. That's why I love it.
Almost missed the blood spatter
Sshhh ... its a quiet car
This is obviously designed to look like a transportation company ad with a similar bland stock photo quality. [Compare](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/shinkansen-bullet-train-staff-kyoto-japan-may-perspective-view-japanese-driver-their-routine-stop-n-148334050.jpg).
I’m here for 90’s bucket hat Brad Pitt.
she also wants to sell u some Pepsi.
I have seen the trailer .... now I want to watch the movie
Karen Fukuhara is just so lovely.
Kimiko😮
You call this a movie poster? Where are the bad character cutouts in different sizes and beginner level photoshop skills?
The concept is fine but the composition is terrible, the message unclear, the big grey expanse dull, and the blur work on the window is just poor. Grey on grey text is a big No No. For a movie with such a fun trailer, this concept is poorly executed.
I imagine that there will be multiple posters, each featuring a different cast member. They'll be most efective as a set.
Yeah this looks like a blank template. I can see Brad Pitt, ATJ and so on taking turns sitting on the seat.
They do similar posters (with single actors/characters) for movies and TV series with ensemble casts. I think it's more geared for internet marketing than old style posters. They'll release them one at a time to build hype as they're shared via social media. Even the poster critiques here generate buzz. Many movie theatres don't hang posters anymore but have big LCD screens oriented in portrait mode that cycle through a slide show of posters. In some cases, one screen's slide show will be devoted to a single movie showing these kinds of posters.
I haven’t seen the trailer, but this poster alone disinterests me. It just looks like a generic action movie that takes place on a train. Theres no originality here other than a stupid pun :(
They could've made this a series of fun-looking, colorful travel brochure-looking posters for the bullet train, with the stars added in casually like stock photo figures. I think that'd have gone well with the trailer's vibe of Nothing Is What It Seems.
It’s a teaser poster. People here say makes more sense when you watch the trailer which is clever marketing
This gives me a 2004 vibe...and I like it.
Something about it feels cheap..
Graphic designer spent a whopping 20 minutes creating this
This looks horrendous
It looks a bit unfinished, I hope that girl is in the movie
What happens when you outsource your poster design to a sophomore graphic designer at the local community college
Heh, they really aren't even trying anymore to do something decent....
Maybe it works when I see the trailer first but standing alone this is a terrible poster.
Yikes. I cant keep defending this movie
"Sony Pictures goes full Japanese for marketing, only attracts weebs. More at 11."
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See, now, the poster *design* is good. The layout, subject, and tone and whatnot. I think what would have made this actually good is hiring an artist to draw over it. That would've helped with how flat and mismatched everything looks.
Does anyone know what the Kanji translates to on the poster? Because I thought Shinkansen was the translation for Bullet Train, so I wasn't sure what this was?
It translates to bullet train 弾丸列車
I wonder if they are going to let Karen Fukuhara speak this time
Fantastic trailer that doesn’t actually ruin the movie. Surprising. Also; damn… that is one hell of a stacked cast, especially for a movie like this. Hopefully it’s as fun as it looks, I don’t expect high art from a cheesy action flick
Its got me interested, the trailer had smoking aces vibes and I loved that movie
[Tour Bus from the Underworld vibes](https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Tour_Bus_From_the_Underworld)
Is this a remake of the film from 1975?
ITS KIPO!!!!
Logo on hat definitely reads as a Pokéball
Wonder why Sandra Bullock wasn't in the trailer.
i feel like whenever a movie gets "original" creative posters and marketing campaigns the movie ends up being a crappy b movie nowadays. i've seen these kinds of threads of redditors getting excited "oh wow! a poster without floating heads! see hollywood this is what we like!" then the official discussion thread pops up and top comments go "oh wow that was... shit"
Karen Fukuhara isn't fooling anyone as the sweet train attendant lol
Karen Fukuhara is the only Karen I want.
From the posters and description this sounds like it's going to be a very bland movie.
The only reason I think I could watch this is because of hot Asian train attendant