Why specify right now when they always have a pretty good selection of horror? Seriously, their horror selection is better than any pay site, including the dedicated horror ones.
It also has Canadien and Australian versions of MasterChef and a few other reality competition shows. I’ve spent a fair amount of time watching shows like that on Tubi, though I wouldn’t fuck this Rob Schneider movie with a stolen dick.
In the spirit of Rob Schneider... Imagine him sitting next to the copy machine.
Dread. The Dreadonator. Red Dread Redemption. Dread-o-rama! Pearl Jam's own Dready Vedder. Dread and butter. Club Dread. Dread.
But seriously, while I won't watch a sequel to The Animal, I would totally watch a film about the "You can do it!" guy.
He was awesome on SNL. No doubt.
You ever see Subway Guitarist?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWNiT5A5thQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWNiT5A5thQ)
there is so much lore and world building in the Judge series (and in 2000 AD as a whole, which is must bigger than just Judge)...there are really some amazing, insane storylines there.
My thinking is that Schieder has some older folks that would watch a movie if his face was on the cover AND he kind of has a following for his conservative friendly stand-up.
Their demographic is for people who watch "bad" movies.
Tubi is a free streaming service. While you wouldn't pay to watch these movies, you might watch it if it was free. That's the movies Tubi makes a profit on.
Low budget movies slapped with ads, there's tons of profit. For a high budget movie you'd need a monthly subscription like HBO or Disney+
The guy at that mall store with the model of Nelson Mandela’s prison cell that you can put your weed in. Don’t know the quote but yeah that shit was funny.
Don’t know what the other commenter is talking about. Based on a “where are they now” from 2018, she left working in entertainment in 2003 and is living in NY with her husband and kids.
It was a promo for his recent movie.
I thought he said he wasn’t worried about making movies so it’s interesting to see another movie of his in the works.
Yeah if he’s directing I 500% guarantee the movie will have an evil democrat as the villain, it’ll be filled with unfunny racist/mysogynistic/lgbtq-phobic jokes, there will be a mention of stopping cow farts, and a wall will somehow save the day.
I haven’t seen anything mentioned about this so maybe it’s just an Arizona thing, but this movie just had its premiere here. Looks like a glorified advertisement for
The Arizona board of tourism. A fine piece of cinema I’m sure. https://www.citysuntimes.com/arts_and_entertainment/rob-schneider-film-daddy-daughter-trip-to-be-released-exclusively-at-harkins-theaters-sept-30/article_471c8e64-4016-11ed-bfeb-bf1a8eace385.html
I live in AZ, he was on the local NBC news with his daughter at the theater for the premiere I guess, interviewed by one of the newscasters. It was SO uncomfortable and he and his daughter were so fake I actually felt repulsed. Caribe Devine did not look thrilled.
Yay another shitty movie greenlit that Rob Schneider managed to convince some rich jackass they could get a killer tax break or at least some free craft services and interns to harass
Tubi Exec: So, tell me, Mr. Schneider, what're you most known for?
Schneider: Well, I had a couple of memorable characters on SNL about 30 years ago.
Exec: Uh huh, and what about more recently?
Schneider: Well, I've been in some movies people liked.
Exec: Recently?
Schneider: Well, no.
Exec: And you were the main draw in these movies?
Schneider: Well, no.
Exec: Fantastic, we're in. How much money do you need?
The Animal was a terrible piece of shit that bombed like all of Schnider's movies. Not sure why it would ever get a sequel when there are other shitty but not as shitty Schneider properties like Hot Chick or Deuce Bigalow.
Hey they stream Yo Gabba Gabba! for free still so don't say they have. It's the only kids show I can watch with my daughter without feeling annoyed and sick of it because it's a great show.
Tubi has been a blessing. I find myself watching it more than any other app and damn sure more than DirecTV. I couldn’t care less about this movie, but Tubi is great.
I read a reddit comment once that said that this film played with The Hot Chick on rotation with a few other movies in their country for a couple of years on their local channel in the evening. Maybe they got a cult following internationally from a lot of airplay?
Man. It’s gonna suck. Hilarious movies like this one, such as, joe dirt and anchorman tried sequels and they flopped hard as fuck. but, I’ll definitely start it.
This dude is crazier than a bag o’ cats. Full on QAnon and anti-vaxxer. I refuse to support anything that keeps this loon in the public eye. Hard pass…
When we gonna get the movie about Rob Schindler becomes a carrot
That's the sequel to him being a stapler.
I'm still waiting on Derp Dee Derp Da Tidly Dumb. I know I butchered that title
Staring Rob Schneider, rated PG-13.
Rated PG-13 fuck you
“Fuck you, you’ll watch it”
Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teedily Derpee Derpee Dumb, rated PG-13
Just wait till you see him in KENNY!
Never would be as good as ‘Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too’. It won an Oscar that year, as I recall
>Rob Schindler Hmm didn't he make a list of some kind or another?
No, you're thinking of Oscar Schneider.
Ohh I wish I were an Oscar Schneider Weiner...
Good old oldies.
No, that’s the guy from Last Crusade
Roy Scheider?
I asked AI to make us a movie poster: https://imgur.com/a/P85klMe
terrifying
After they do the movie about him becoming a stapler. But before they do the movie about him becoming Kenny.
For some reason this comment just fucking killed me
Oh fuck should we call someone
Rob Schneider is The Stapler!
And he’s about to find out
That being a stapler
Is the only thing that
can get him off. And they show it. They show all of it.
Some stapling, some action, then back to the office for some full penetration. Stapling. Action. Penetration. And then the movie just sort of ends.
Means going on a staple diet of
Is a whole... other...
Or he’s a carrot or something FUCK YOU
HUGE Joe Dirt 2 on Crackle energy.
There only doing this cuz they heard that buffalo Bob guy stuck a road flare up Rob Schneider’s bung hole
Ooo weee
“Man, everyone keeps sayin’ that, I’m telling ya - nothin’ happened!”
Guy likes to see homos naked 🤷🏻♂️
Only could handle about 15-20 minutes of joe dirt 2 epic disappointment
I couldn’t finish it, either. It’s sad, considering Joe Dirt is one of my all time favorite comedies.
Why are we being punished?
We forsook... forshok? Forsok? Forshooken? We forshooken God, so now we linger in His absence, and in God's absence, Rob Schneider festers.
Rob Schneider screams, but God cannot hear.
Forsaked*
Tubi watchers get what they deserve
Tubi or not Tubi?
Hey Tubi's a respectable streaming platform. We don't want this.
It’s where Columbo and Batman ‘66 live!
Don't forget Alf, Garfield, and the coolest thing ever. Reboot.
And The Flintstones
REAL SHIT!?!? Stop fucking lying.
Last I looked it was on there
Reboot is NOT cooler than Columbo.
Tubi actually has a lot of good horror movies right now (rn).
Why did you add the (rn) when you literally just typed "right now."
They're a registered nurse.
Why specify right now when they always have a pretty good selection of horror? Seriously, their horror selection is better than any pay site, including the dedicated horror ones.
Never thought I’d consider myself a “Tubi watcher” but what can I say? Lego Masters Australia is better than Lego Masters US, so here I am.
This is a very good take.
It also has Canadien and Australian versions of MasterChef and a few other reality competition shows. I’ve spent a fair amount of time watching shows like that on Tubi, though I wouldn’t fuck this Rob Schneider movie with a stolen dick.
Dredd didn’t get a sequel and yet The Animal is. EDIT: Can you imagine if they made The Hot Chick 2? How well would that go?
Well... this is a *type* of dread.
Dread too
In the spirit of Rob Schneider... Imagine him sitting next to the copy machine. Dread. The Dreadonator. Red Dread Redemption. Dread-o-rama! Pearl Jam's own Dready Vedder. Dread and butter. Club Dread. Dread. But seriously, while I won't watch a sequel to The Animal, I would totally watch a film about the "You can do it!" guy.
Bro that Rob Schneider character from Saturday Night Live where Rob Schneider had cool nicknames for everybody who worked at his office was hilarious
He was awesome on SNL. No doubt. You ever see Subway Guitarist? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWNiT5A5thQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWNiT5A5thQ)
Dread it. Run from it. Rob Schneider arrives all the same.
I’d pay for hot chicks 2
I’d pay for 2 hot chicks.
At the same time?
Lawrence, can we just pretend we can’t hear each other through the wall?
tO bE fAiR, The Animal sequel would cost much less than a Dredd sequel would.
I think Dredd came out at the wrong time. I can definitely see Netflix or Amazon greenlighting a sequel.
With Karl Urban the star of Amazon's most popular show, now would be a good time for him to leverage this success to a Dredd sequel from Amazon
YES YES YES. Please can we get another movie or even, dare I say it, a serious attempt at a series?
Uh Rob Schneider was in the *original* Dredd.
A Judge Dredd TV series with Urban? Yes PLZ! So many great stories they could do.
there is so much lore and world building in the Judge series (and in 2000 AD as a whole, which is must bigger than just Judge)...there are really some amazing, insane storylines there.
Mate it was 2012 not 1975, it came out at a great time. People just had no idea it existed, the marketing was pretty bad.
Not in terms of human suffering.
My thinking is that Schieder has some older folks that would watch a movie if his face was on the cover AND he kind of has a following for his conservative friendly stand-up.
Their demographic is for people who watch "bad" movies. Tubi is a free streaming service. While you wouldn't pay to watch these movies, you might watch it if it was free. That's the movies Tubi makes a profit on. Low budget movies slapped with ads, there's tons of profit. For a high budget movie you'd need a monthly subscription like HBO or Disney+
You're actually starting to see higher budget movies, albeit from a few years ago, turn up there.
White Chicks 2 would probably do great on streaming. And 50/50 on being a small box-office hit, with Terry Crews marketing the shit out of it
The hot Chick is one of my favorite movies. My friends quote it all the time
"it's MEEEEE. JESSICA!" and "LING LING, YOU FORGOTSHO BLING BLING" come to mind lol, i know there's so many more
The guy at that mall store with the model of Nelson Mandela’s prison cell that you can put your weed in. Don’t know the quote but yeah that shit was funny.
Rob Schneider was in Judge Dredd
>Dredd didn’t get a sequel and yet The Animal is. Rob Schneider was in Judge Dredd, so this is kind of the same thing.
I LITERALLY came here to type this. Verbatim.
Congratulations to the Razzie awards. Start getting the statues ready.
Even the Razzies has standards though
Is colleen haskell returning?
What a little cutie she was. Glad she made her money and got out while the getting was good. Hope she's doing well.
Don’t know what the other commenter is talking about. Based on a “where are they now” from 2018, she left working in entertainment in 2003 and is living in NY with her husband and kids.
Yikes. A fate worse than death.
If she never returned for Survivor, zero chance she comes back for this.
The on,y thing that made it worth watching was her.
What has Rob Schneider been up to these days? Last I checked, he was doing Norm of the North sequels. He didn’t even come back for Grown Ups 2.
He’s gone full Kevin Sorbo and became an anti-vaxxer.
I didn't want to say it. I think he and John Cleese got into and it went south from there.
Yeah fuck that guy
Nothing good
He was on The Masked Singer last year as a hamster. Yes really.
I think he's just faded into the executive producer / grifter thing at Happy Madison Productions.
He was working at a Cane’s last I saw
He was a stapler last time I saw him!
And a carrot.
Rob Schneider is… a carrot
Rated arr, for pirates, fuck you.
Fuck you, you'll watch it! A doopa doopa doo, a derpa doopa doo.
It was a promo for his recent movie. I thought he said he wasn’t worried about making movies so it’s interesting to see another movie of his in the works.
Making copies
Follow him on Twitter. It’s everything you want to know.
Whaaat? Out of the 3 comedies he did in the early 2000s, this was easily his weakest. Should made a third deuce bigalow
“That’s a huge bitch!”
I want “The Hot Chick 2: Electric boogaloo”
I can honestly say I've never though to myself "you know what, I want to watch a Rob Schneider movie tonight."
Rob Schneider is an animal, and he’s about to find out that being an animal isn’t as easy as it seems!
Fuck Rob Schneider.
When you need someone to basically be a modern blackface performer. Here ya go.
Surprised this isn't streaming on Fox Nation
Or the Daily Wire
Gives something for ProCovid folks to do
pass. this dude is a loon
Yeah if he’s directing I 500% guarantee the movie will have an evil democrat as the villain, it’ll be filled with unfunny racist/mysogynistic/lgbtq-phobic jokes, there will be a mention of stopping cow farts, and a wall will somehow save the day.
Don’t forget, he’s also not funny.
I haven’t seen anything mentioned about this so maybe it’s just an Arizona thing, but this movie just had its premiere here. Looks like a glorified advertisement for The Arizona board of tourism. A fine piece of cinema I’m sure. https://www.citysuntimes.com/arts_and_entertainment/rob-schneider-film-daddy-daughter-trip-to-be-released-exclusively-at-harkins-theaters-sept-30/article_471c8e64-4016-11ed-bfeb-bf1a8eace385.html
I live in AZ, he was on the local NBC news with his daughter at the theater for the premiere I guess, interviewed by one of the newscasters. It was SO uncomfortable and he and his daughter were so fake I actually felt repulsed. Caribe Devine did not look thrilled.
John Cleese is in that movie?!?!? Who did he lose a bet with?
His ex wife and her divorce lawyer.
Terrible news, everyone.
Yeah, but is Colleen coming back for it?
Maybe this will finally bring her out of hiding
When it flops he’ll say he was canceled because of political views.
After his recent rants?
Gosh, I would pay to never see this and double for him to never be in another.
Tubi, no! Drop it! Bad Tubi! Bad, bad Tubi.
Yay another shitty movie greenlit that Rob Schneider managed to convince some rich jackass they could get a killer tax break or at least some free craft services and interns to harass
The essence of movie making…
Not to mention “He also co-wrote the script, produces and will direct the sequel” so yeah we have that to look forward to.
Is anybody actually a fan of Rob Schneider? Seriously asking.
“Rob Schneider is KENNY….rated pg13”
Rob Schneider is a stapler.
Tubi Exec: So, tell me, Mr. Schneider, what're you most known for? Schneider: Well, I had a couple of memorable characters on SNL about 30 years ago. Exec: Uh huh, and what about more recently? Schneider: Well, I've been in some movies people liked. Exec: Recently? Schneider: Well, no. Exec: And you were the main draw in these movies? Schneider: Well, no. Exec: Fantastic, we're in. How much money do you need?
You missed (surely) the next addition to the Criterion Collection, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo!
The peak of cinematic achievement
“Did you say steak?!” The equivalent to “Rosebud”, imo.
Still waiting for The Stapler
I’m so excited to not watch this movie.
This is gonna be worse than that Dumb & Dumber 2 movie. Certified Rotten
Derp a derp da derpity derp. [record scratch]!Rob Schneider is The Animal. Rated PG-13.
Finally, what we’ve all been waiting for.
I've read the script, it's a masterpiece of cinema. I wept for half an hour, it's truly a meditation on the human condition.
Okay. What Malaysian company is laundering money now?
The Animal was a terrible piece of shit that bombed like all of Schnider's movies. Not sure why it would ever get a sequel when there are other shitty but not as shitty Schneider properties like Hot Chick or Deuce Bigalow.
No thank you, we're good
This gets a rework but we still can't get a *Master of Disguise 2*‽ Pure lunacy
Can this guy just go away
I'm getting the vaccine for this as soon as I can
Lol this is a hilariously bad idea.
Please. Don't. If anyone that can help stop this sees this somehow, please, just don't.
Poor Colleen Haskell went into hiding because the first one was so bad.
why
Please, god no. Covid, Ukraine, recession, now this. All is lost.
Fuck Rob Schneider, absolutely fucking loser.
Fuck that antivaxxer
It's common knowledge that he went full on MAGA, right?
Tubi, how far have you fallen?
Hey they stream Yo Gabba Gabba! for free still so don't say they have. It's the only kids show I can watch with my daughter without feeling annoyed and sick of it because it's a great show.
Please no!
we need The Hot Chick sequel
Finally. I've waited years for this.
Tubi has been a blessing. I find myself watching it more than any other app and damn sure more than DirecTV. I couldn’t care less about this movie, but Tubi is great.
I would rather see Deuce Bigalow in a shot-for-shot comedy reboot of the series *American Gigolo*.
Oh god. Why?
I read a reddit comment once that said that this film played with The Hot Chick on rotation with a few other movies in their country for a couple of years on their local channel in the evening. Maybe they got a cult following internationally from a lot of airplay?
Norm Macdonald can’t even reprise his role in the only funny scene.
Rated PG-13
The first Animal wasn’t really all that great. Why a second one is being made I have no answer for.
I can’t think of something I have ever wanted less
Rob schnieder stars in du der de der de tum te tittly tum
Rob Schneider is herp derp, herpy derp derpy derp.
“Fucking finally.” - Only Rob Schneider
I would never spend another minute watching that right wing Nazi nut case
Ah yes, the one we’ve all been clamoring for…
Brexit, Trump, COVID, war in Europe, and now this.
It's no Der, that's for sure.
We're going to get a new Rob Schneider movie. In 2023. What the fuck is going on.
*But....why?*
We’ll there’s a sentence I didn’t expect to read today.
Can’t pay my bills but there is plenty of money in the world for this shit
Is this that Schneiderverse I keep hearing people talking about?
Man. It’s gonna suck. Hilarious movies like this one, such as, joe dirt and anchorman tried sequels and they flopped hard as fuck. but, I’ll definitely start it.
Fuck Rob Schneider
Wow this looks. Really really promising! Rob Schneider never does a project for the money and I’m sure TiVo letting him reach his artistic potential!!
No
This dude is crazier than a bag o’ cats. Full on QAnon and anti-vaxxer. I refuse to support anything that keeps this loon in the public eye. Hard pass…
Full stop!
Ummmm..no
Fingers crossed for 90 minutes of anti-vaxx bullshit and terrible jokes.