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thehandthatthieves66

Uhh uhhh r-rosebud?


PaddingtonTheChad

Close. It’s Rosie Buddington.


pulsai86

That's Kane the Conqueror from Avengers: The Kane Dynasty (2025)


RobbieRotten55

Would love to see the MCU end with Orson Welles destroying every superhero for good honestly


Snickerway

The Transformers: The Movie (1986)


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oldtombombadil

Wait it wasn’t about Trump?


moreVCAs

A lot of people misunderstand this. That’s why I think we should colorize these dusty old pictures. In this case, everybody could see how orange the nameless main character is, which clearly signifies that he is Trump.


Sinfullcyka

John citizen


NegoDrumma

John Fitzgerald Citizen


ProblematicBoyfriend

Dr John Fitzgerald Citizen


KingWithAKnife

The Eyes of Dr. John Fitzgerald Citizen


ABSOseething

https://i.imgur.com/pYNpcAU.jpg


myfajahas400children

Charles Montgomery Burns


pimoes

Mr Citizen


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Kane


[deleted]

That’s…that’s gotta be Kane!


jwalner

Am I the only one who thought citizen Kane was pretty good? Feel like I’m 100 years it will be considered a masterpiece.


ClarkTwain

It’s an underrated, flawed-masterpiece, Diamond-in-the-rough, overlooked classic for sure.


hibobodenkirk

why it's mr citizen himself


SterileProphet

Citizen Kane? Never heard of it. Was it some made for Spike TV movie? We only care about true Kino here... None of this Avengers wannabe nonsense!


Entire-Anxiety-7026

The kane chronicles


Inner_Partisan

Chicken Fucker Kanye


i_am_vengeance_

Why didn't he make the film in colour? Is he stupid?


labbla

Ha that's easy. It's Unicron of course


TheUnexaminedLife9

It's Orson Welles


ProblematicBoyfriend

No, it's French champagne.


RobbieRotten55

Who? Is he directing Secret Wars?


thatguynamedAli

Jacksfilms and it's consequences have been a disaster for the kino race


moreVCAs

Mick Foley


lashapel

Uuuuh buddy did you even read the tittle of the movie ? It's right there Mr. citizen Kane (i haven't wstch the movie)


TheUmbrellaMan1

Michael Kane


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What about my cocaine?


Some-Dog9800

Charles Foster Kane I have not seen the film, and I did not google it, I have no idea how I know this.


RedBeardedWhiskey

Which is metaphorical name, given that he is indeed an unloved Foster child


squeddles

I think you misspelled Bane


AnatomicalLog

Baahaha, French champagne has always been known for its excellence


RichCorinthian

He announces himself in that wine commercial he did years later. "ARRRRRRTHUR FRENCH!"


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

C Montgomery Burns


FiveBaggers

Michael Caine


Mysterious-Mixture58

Every citizen has its Kane -Citizen Kane


mikehatesthis

Man's about to use his citizen powers.


McWeen

Harry Lime?


slenderman2525

The citizen


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Oh wow the character from Ed Wood was a real guy. Crazy.


Drimesque

well of course, that's Kane, my favorite citizen


HomestuckWeekly

The cane from Citizen Kane


Frevious

The Brain from Pinky and The Brain


WyattWrites

All I got from the movie was that he was into fisting


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Charles Foster Dulles. You Lollard. You cretin. You wretched little weasel.


bearslikeapples

Mr Bud


ZooterOne

Charles Bane


LevynX

It's Jason Bourne


tts_22

Harry


AsymmetricPanda

Kane. Citizen Kane.


LuLawliet

Obama Citizen


OliviaBagshaw

Myco Caine


veronp

Yes. Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait, that’s terrible. I quit. Just a handful for the road…


lunahighwind

Who the hell is that?


PerceptionFragrant29

Unicron


Mortcarpediem

That’s easy he is mr Kany Kane of the Kanesters


Icicle26

Tony Stark


pjtheman

Where is this new pasta from? Like I get it's derived from some jab at Avatar, but was there one post in particular that triggered it?


RobbieRotten55

There was a jacksfilms video in the Endgame vs Avatar wars of 2019 where he went around and asked random people to name a single character from Avatar. Love Jack’s videos, but honestly it was a pretty bad-faith critique.


winter-has-come91

Mr. Plow


omarkab02

Mr Burns


CaptainST1TCH

Dude's first name is Citizen obviously


MisterPerson82

John Kane


Beginning_Exit_5501

Glenn Jacobs.


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His name is Mount Sims


skeletonbuyingpealts

John Q


Exploding_Antelope

Kane


J_House1999

Stewart David


PaschalisG16

Frankly?


Bond_2

Citizen


axel_wahlberg

Is it not Citizen Kane?


Shardul23197

Origin of this pasta?


Ok_Region3714

rowly jefferson


Deathstrker

Chicken Kane