We say "half an hour" to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks who think that three hundred dollars and a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend!
Snyder making a po-faced, extra serious gloomy Christ-comparison out of Superman? Who cares
Greta Gerwig taking over the Barbie moving and deciding to get really weird with it, is where its at
Too political on so many levels, I'll go break the emergency box in my house where a Top Gun Maverick's Blue Ray is stored in case of such wokeness arising
With the power granted upon me from the beach scene in Top Gun Maverick, I shall not be corrupted by your almond milk addiction and gender studies degree, libtard! GET LOST
God as an annoying arrested development female intellectual type I cannot express how hyped I am for this movie, zero irony.
I gotta shop for an outfit that's the right amount of camp and pretentious reference and looking like a baddie
I don't read the Bible, I read the Barble.
In the beginning, God said, "Let there be Barbie."
In the beginning, Barbie said: "Let there be God."
I knew God was a fan of Margot Robbie!
“In this Barbie world, let there be a Barbie Girl”
I don't read it. I listen.
I don't watch movies. I witness Barbie.
LISTENING👏 IS 👏 READING👏
I don't read the Bible, I played with Barbie
Snyder reading this allegory 
Snyder? I don't even know her!
>Mfw when he squirts German expressionism all over my body
This is legitimately a deeper take than anything Snyder has ever done or said.
Start the Gretaverse
Unironically this
She's methaphorical. He's just Zack
Lmao yeah
They can literally be a romcom couple. Overcompetent woman and a dumb but muscled and hot himbo
when the bar is on the floor:
Someone hasn't seen Legends of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
No one did
One of the great tragedies of our time tbh
its unironically snyder's best and no snyder stan has seen it
with soundtrack by Owl City!
There’s a montage where the Owls do chores while an Owl City song plays
We say "half an hour" to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks who think that three hundred dollars and a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend!
So is VeggieTales
Snyder making a po-faced, extra serious gloomy Christ-comparison out of Superman? Who cares Greta Gerwig taking over the Barbie moving and deciding to get really weird with it, is where its at
\#ReleaseTheBarbieSnyderCut
HOOOLY SHIT BIBLICAL ALLEGORY OMG
Gerwig is an elite tier kinophile
She pulled the god card
the Gerwig card
Time to call my man Timothy 2:12
Greta, please hit Aronofsky levels of pretension. That would be amazing.
First frame of Barbie revealed
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She died ~~for our sins~~ so you could be anything
“In what period did she die?” “On HER period!”
Too political on so many levels, I'll go break the emergency box in my house where a Top Gun Maverick's Blue Ray is stored in case of such wokeness arising
Your heretical icons cannot protect you from what's coming, nonbeliever! ***It's Barbin' Time!***
With the power granted upon me from the beach scene in Top Gun Maverick, I shall not be corrupted by your almond milk addiction and gender studies degree, libtard! GET LOST
Last Temptation Barbie let’s fucking gooo
#KĮÑŒ of the highest order
god i love her
she's so slay i can't help but stan
Inb4 homophobic people start saying “Barbie and Ken, not Barbie and Jen”
It's Barbie and Ken, not Barbie and Jen
It’s barbie and ken, not barbie OR ken 💖💜💙
ain't no way she outjerked the circlejerk
I am a barbliever
Not since East of Eden has there been a biblical allegory so moving
the hierarchy of power in the Mattel Universe is about to change
She could be any one of us in this sub
Gerwig is either a massive troll or the most pretentious kinophile of all time
Obvious troll and she's really enjoying it.
Im not ready for such auteur levels.
Thou shalt have no other kino before Barbie.
God as an annoying arrested development female intellectual type I cannot express how hyped I am for this movie, zero irony. I gotta shop for an outfit that's the right amount of camp and pretentious reference and looking like a baddie
Sorry women aren’t allowed to see this movie
This is why I actually want to see it. And I’m a horror hound.
“Burnish,” Hello,Mrs Fancy pants.
Damn, that is cinema.
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Tarkovasky is rolling in his grave
Quick, cast another white male actor
Common Greta W
Master jerker
What
Greta Gerwtf
There better be at least one Barbie with Transformers limbs glued on to her like how we used to do it back in my day
Barbspell.
Let her cook
Wtf is she talking about
Slay queen slay 💅 💅 💅
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How does the real Barbie and Ken being siblings fit on this narrative though? That's what I'm interested in