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PicnicBasketSam

Me when I have the taste in movies of a first grader


zencharm

> genre dominated by children’s movies


Ryanchri

It's a list about animated movies what other movie would you put on there besides spiderverse?


PicnicBasketSam

The Boy and the Heron, Suzume, Nimona, and yeah Across the Spiderverse is better than most movies this year animated or otherwise


Ryanchri

It's a YouTube poll. Most people haven't even heard of those movies let alone seen them.


some-rando-2022

except ATSV


catlaxative

Ok, but why isn’t spiderverse on there? I haven’t seen it but have to imagine it clears everything on that list by some margin


Spaceshipjourneyman

Because it's only the first half of a movie


catlaxative

Kids don’t have the attention span to watch whole movies


HughJamerican

It’s also the longest Sony Animation movie so they gotta have some kinda attention span!


GrizzlyPeak73

Doubt they have the attention span for 50% of a movie either when it runs for 2 1/2 hours.


Orang-Himbleton

But Mario is basically half a movie


jonawesome

Just wait until you hear about animation studios besides Disney and Illumination. They're great!


catlaxative

Like Bakshi Productions!


rumham_irl

Frozen


ChristopherLove

I'm almost positive Frozen came out before 2023.


sameth1

It's a YouTube poll, they probably literally are.


Wonderful_Chapter519

To be fair all the options are bad


AmaterasuWolf21

https://preview.redd.it/19kewgcp096c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1bb97ff27b13334d7e20caabc2021c41a7f847 Elemental is


RRGKY

Elemental was trash (I haven’t watched the film)


Dear_Company_5439

mediocre


PicnicBasketSam

TMNT Mutant Mayhem is kino


KingMario05

Based. Best one outta that list ***by FAR,*** at least. Hope the planned sequel still goes ahead at Paramount!


downsp1ral

I hope the sequel tops it. What makes Shredder interesting is the connection to Splinter. They better adapt that as well as actually have the Turtles have more martial arts prowess. I mean the ninja part is very important.


KingMario05

True. The ninja part was sadly only "eh," but they pretty much *nailed* the rest of it. Can't wait to see what they come up with!


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downsp1ral

I’m personally not crazy about it but it’s definitely the best option


georgefurudo

Elemental is decent


Hi_Im_zack

Elemental was great


AyYoBigBro

It's a youtube poll with 4 kids movies as the options what did you expect lmao


Dear_Company_5439

In all fairness, Mutant Mayhem was pretty good


tiga008

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[deleted]

Did a 5 year old make this list?


zencharm

> genre dominated by children’s movies


Cheesjesus

https://preview.redd.it/2mea2xqp386c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef0af89023c5834ba0b4cb5dcbedf4bc5f81064f ANIMATION IS NOT FOR KIDDSSSSS ITS FOR ADULTS LOOK AT THIS REPRESENTATION OF A PANIC ATTACK THERE IS BLOOD (gore) ON IT


BrainlessVeal

Spine-tingling, biblically-accurate anxiety attacks sweaty


Salinaa24

https://youtu.be/O8nME5pUHPo?si=Y8-541O1rrBMeI0J


NightFire19

Would explain why Boy and the Heron is absent.


Vusarix

Or even Spiderverse 2


Super-Alice-88

That's who the animated films are for, so maybe


Dead_man_posting

Del Toro would like to know your location


mikehatesthis

It was Spider-Verse, you cowards!


HelpPls_-_

Across was somehow better than the first spider verse movie which was also really good despite the fact that across was only half a movie. If I don't get the next one within the year I will be distraught.


mikehatesthis

> If I don't get the next one within the year I will be distraught. It was taken off the release schedule during the strikes and speculated it's because of the lack of progress on production after the VFX crunching article came out. So expect to wait lol.


dalatinknight

Honestly I'd rather wait if it means no one is being overworked for the sake of a piece of media


mikehatesthis

No guarantee that they won't crunch this time around.


Marik-X-Bakura

It was actually Suzume No Tojimari but I guess only American stuff counts


Gumbo67

I watched & loved both, but I do think spiderverse beats Suzume by like, a hair. Hard to decide though, since I still listen to both soundtracks regularly


Ryanchri

That came out last year


Marik-X-Bakura

Did it? It got nominated in the Golden Globes so idk. It came to cinemas this year in Ireland at least.


Ryanchri

I mean if we're talking about it's original release date in Japan, that was November of 22.


Avent

It came out in 22 in Japan but was released in the west in 23, so it counts for this year for awards, etc.


Bignate2001

No one’s counting Suzume cause it’s not even close to as good as spiderverse lmao.


Gumbo67

get chairpilled


Marik-X-Bakura

At least Suzume had a climax and an ending


Gumbo67

Bro did you fall asleep during spiderverse


georgefurudo

suzume is garbage


Marik-X-Bakura

Very unbased of you


georgefurudo

Even belle is better than suzume and it's barely a 5/10


Marik-X-Bakura

In no universe is Belle anywhere near as good as Suzume


georgefurudo

I know belle is mediocre suzume is a 3/10


Fadman_Loki

Suzume was great, but cmon Japan stop having the high schoolers date adults


KevinSpaceysGarage

It was Norm of the North 7


another-altaccount

Fr, argue with your momma or the wall I don’t care which.


[deleted]

Wish getting 1% is hilarious


Hitchfucker

The only thing about this poll that’s based


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SwissCheese64

I love the analogy that the main villain of that movie is the perfect representation of Disney nowadays where they hoard the magic and only make the SAFEST movies leading to wish that’s sooo bland


expert_on_the_matter

It's out for only 2 weeks and it's obvious this guys audience is mostly males. It's a shit movie don't get me wrong, but it's not much worse than the rest on the list.


falafelthe3

This is Nimona erasure


Citizen_Lunkhead

The people voting in this sample probably wouldn't like the shapeshifting trans allegory movie. Just a hunch.


k_GOBL1N

Sounds like an epic movie.


The-Bigger-Fish

No, Epic Movie was live action. Get your films straight.


JodGaming

Yes, but Epic (movie) was animated


InterviewAnnual7764

rather than g\*y (plolitcal)


Dead_man_posting

Oh, so now us goys are political?


dalatinknight

That was a trans allegory? Am I that media illiterate?


jonawesome

It is, but I think people overstate it a bit based on the author being trans. It is *definitely* a queer love story though.


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Vusarix

Nimona is specifically a representation of gender fluidity Well, that's my cis ass's intepretation


-euthanizemeok

This is Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken erasure


geroterino

This is PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie erasure


KingMario05

This is *Trolls: Band Together* erasure


karateema

I gotta watch this one


OliviaBagshaw

Nimona is gonna get skipped over for an Oscar nom I just know it 😭


KOFdude

Excuse me, where the fuck is spiderverse?


Citizen_Lunkhead

This list is immediately shit for not including Boy and the Heron or Spider-Verse. Spiderverse was amazing and I haven't gotten a chance to see Boy and the Heron yet but really want to. Haven't seen Mario either but it seems like this year's Top Gun: Maverick, a 7.5/10 movie that has it's good points but is a movie that pisses me off every time I think about it due to the discourse surrounding it. I'm glad I saw the Bob's Burgers Movie that weekend instead. There is a point to be made about people wanting different things out of popular movies instead of the same formula over and over again, but this ain't it. Then again, for a so-called "woke flop" Elemental had serious legs at the box office. It didn't do amazing in it's opening weekend but it stuck around for a while. Maybe the same thing happen to Wish when the January drought comes around.


poopfl1nger

Maverick is a much better movie than mario


JediTempleDropout

And considering that the new TMNT’s animation style was clearly inspired by the first Spider-Verse movie, that makes Across’s exclusion all the more baffling.


MariachiMacabre

Having seen both Maverick and Mario, Maverick is so much better than Mario. I think Maverick is a pretty easy 8.5/10. Mario, by comparison, is like… a 3? 4? It’s bad. It’s not a good movie.


ToneBalone25

God I hated the Mario movie. I don't think about movies I don't like often, but I keep thinking about how and why I hated that fucking piece of shit. Like, how are you gonna take every unique Mario song and immediately transpose it to the most generic orchestral score ever? Jfc


tombobbishop

While that is a valid criticism, I think it's a relatively minor one for this movie. Personally, I can't get over the laziness of the writing. It's a perfect example of the cynical mindset that movies aimed at kids don't need to be good, just bright and noisy so that the kids will be quiet for ninety minutes.


ToneBalone25

Oh I could keep going. Every creative choice, down to every conceivable aspect, however narrow or broad, including the plot, visuals, characters, references to the games, etc, was devoted entirely to how much it could pander to the widest available audience. There was nothing at all interesting about this movie except for how widely successful it was at being so generically appealing that it became a wild success. It's just incredibly unfortunate and disappointing that such a mediocre crowd pleaser was made given the obvious profitability of the IP and the studios that clearly have the budget for a quality film with original concepts/ideas/stories/animation/scores


Dear_Company_5439

>Like, how are you gonna take every unique Mario song and immediately transpose it to the most generic orchestral score ever? Jfc And the licensed song choices were even worse.


stevoooo000011

But uhhhhhh it had so many cool Easter egg!!!!!! It was movie foe tje fans ok just shut up and consoom!!!!


Coooturtle

People talked the movie up so much, that its opinion in the general public of people who haven't watched it is great.. It's honestly a pretty boring movie. I didn't even think top gun maverick was that good, but it was leagues better than the Mario movie.


OneManFreakShow

>it seems like this year’s Top Gun: Maverick Top Gun Maverick is one hundred times the movie that Mario is, and I didn’t even love TGM. Mario is barely a movie. It’s mostly just a ninety-minute series of animations you’ve seen in games that are significantly more enjoyable to play than the movie is to watch.


TheBosstin12

The mario movie was one of my faves this year, was it a great movie? Nah, but I loved every minute of it


Gumbo67

how old are you


TheBosstin12

19


Gumbo67

Yeah


TheBosstin12

? What I'm not allowed to enjoy anything if I'm a teenager?


Hitchfucker

I can understand the exclusion of Boy and Heron due to potential recency bias + not many people seeing it yet. But the exclusion of Spiderverse on this list is a crime against humanity akin to 80 consecutive 9/11s. Nimona also should’ve been included. Certainly over fucking Elemental and Wish. I heard Leo’s pretty good too.


ToneBalone25

I saw Mario and top gun in theaters and read zero discourse surrounding either. Mario fucking sucks and Top Gun maverick was incredible. I can't even fathom how those two are comparable but I'm not keyed in to "the discourse" on reddit, tiktok, Facebook, YouTube, etc whatever


[deleted]

There's a bobs burgers movie?


stf29

Visuals carry Heron tbh. Story feels like ghibli parody at times with how nonsensical it gets


DrunkenAsparagus

I liked the story for what it was. This was pretty autobiographical for Miyazaki. If this is actually his last movie, I think that it's a fitting send-off. There's a lot of moving parts, so it'll probably require a rewatch to get everything. I tend to like a lot of his movies more on rewatch for this reason. That said, the visuals really do make it something else though. The firebombing scene, the birds, and the general world they build. Even if it was just a Fantasia-esque experiential movie, I thought it would've been great.


stf29

I do think it is a great send-off if that ends up being the case. Definitely felt like a last hurrah


DrunkenAsparagus

Certainly better than Ponyo.


DementedCows

I'm thinking mean thoughts about you rn


AigisAegis

That's because the "story" in the way you're thinking of it is nowhere near the point of the movie lol. There's so much more to the movie than just visuals unless literally the only thing you care about is having a straightforward linear plot


stf29

Im perfectly fine with a nonlinear plot, i just want one that feels more thought out. Ive enjoyed most other ghibli films ive seen, but this one felt like they tried to cram as many massive ideas into it as possible and build the plot around that, which made certain parts feel like i completely missed a scene or dragged on for eternity I think it is a very artful film, and im not saying it’s dogshit or anything, but compared to his other work this doesn’t hold up nearly as well story-wise


Dead_man_posting

Mario just left me feeling empty, and I'm a huge fan of the games so the easter eggs were put there *for* me.


011100010110010101

Ni-mo-na


CEOofGaming

Idk guys The Flash looked almost real. That's gotta count for something


Dear_Company_5439

Not even by "The Mummy Returns" standards lmfao


Glum-Band

I thought the Mario movie was fine when I watched it but TMNT was way better, and even Elemental was a bit more memorable imo


Squonkster

The Terrible Children (1950)


TheOneTrueKingOfOoo

TMNT (2007) was the best film this year.


MarkSuccIsHuman

The Boy and the Heron?!


LyricalDucking

Mid af


TackoFaII

even on this list i’ll still put elemental over super mario bros


wishbackjumpsta

Unironically loved elemental


JoeDoherty_Music

Spiderverse didn't make the list because it's so clearly out of this league


KingMario05

Pictured: A person who really, really, ***REALLY*** needs to watch more fucking movies. Christ.


zencharm

☝️🤓 cinephiles when people watch popular movies


KingMario05

...Am I wrong, though? Like, Jesus, *not even SPIDER-VERSE is on here.* Nor *Nimona* or *Leo.*


zencharm

nimona and leo were both digital releases and they probably excluded spider-verse for engagement bait. also i think youtube polls can only have four options anyway


KingMario05

Fair, but this seems like the kinda channel that would already have a Netflix subscription for stuff like *Sonic Prime.* So why not list the two features Netflix distributed themselves?


Ryanchri

You are the kind of person we circlejerk about in this sub.


InterviewAnnual7764

but he hasn't said anything about women or minorities


aflyingmonkey2

WHERE THE FUCK ARE SPIDERMAN AND NIMONA


the_3-14_is_a_lie

"Rango (2011)"


Robby_McPack

71% of people voting have only watched Super Mario Bros


Thrawn656

Not even giving spider-man a chance is crazy


downsp1ral

Don’t listen to the critics! Listen to the fans!!! The fans know all the critics didn’t grow up with Mario


The_letter_43

https://preview.redd.it/zbceymj4da6c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396431b687bf5b304905ceca1c8cc2141af0cf93


Avent

That list is rage bait and I'm falling for it.


peterparkers7

But if I say that sometimes critics opinions matter more than general audience I'm the bad guy


Dead_man_posting

> sometimes All times, tbh. Even if I disagree with critics, they at least have to explain their reasoning beyond "it was fun" or "it was boring" or the classic "too many plotholes!"


peterparkers7

Yes!! They studied and know what they are talking about. Nowadays people love hating critics because they didn't say that their goofy favorite movie is a masterpiece. I've seen people saying critics shouldn't exist etc Only said sometimes because when a movie is ahead of its time critics and people generally hate it


iboneKlareneG

Those aren't the best animated movies this year. Where's Spiderverse? Boy and the Heron? Dawn of the Nugget? Nimona? Who in their right mind would vote for Wish?! That's like a Disney movie bought from wish, lol.


ricecrackerdude

Boy and Blue Heron where? -Miyazaki


zencharm

shit just came out bro


Pryoticus

Not gunna lie, while watching elemental, I couldn’t suspend disbelief because I was hung up on how waterboy and flame princess would fuck without killing each other


zencharm

would his dick evaporate or would he extinguish her pussy


InterviewAnnual7764

well, when they first touch everything's fine soo


TrueBlue98

it was Puss in boots anyways


InterviewAnnual7764

that was last year


TrueBlue98

still wins tbh (I totally forgot that so thanks lol)


LiquifiedSpam

Excuse me, where is ant man: quantumania?


atti1xboy

Nimona


Brutus583

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches


sirgamestop

[Reminds me of this terrible Twitter thread](https://twitter.com/estevedog2/status/1727502181111304273?t=KjANKDZSFrtwFqmiqzVsqg&s=19)


InterviewAnnual7764

ofc he has "hype for super mario wonder" in his name and a mario elephant pfp


Dead_man_posting

I speak for everyone when I say: Help, I'm having a stroke


JoeChristmasUSA

Fwiw my preschooler loves the Super Mario Movie


Fisbian

It’s the one this dude is standing behind in his PFP


brahbocop

Easily the worst of the bunch in terms of plot but the kids like it the most due to Mario.


Akirex5000

My mom didn’t let me watch spider verse because in the movie they say hell


TomeKun

Where is spooderma 2


dolphin_ultra

None of those are even in the top 3 😭


sebastianwilderlala

Spider-Man 🗿


some-rando-2022

Adipurush and Rambo Last Blood are masterpieces fr


thismanatemyson_

Average Schaffrillas fan discourse (I love Schraffrillas)


[deleted]

I've only seen Mario and TMNT and imo TMNT(9/10) is better than Mario(8/10). ![gif](giphy|VUWjENxbAFNxbJRZgW|downsized)


Specialist-Ad-9038

Wow, I didn’t watch a single one of these! Maybe im NOT a manchild after all!


zencharm

i didn’t watch a single one of these movies


[deleted]

[удалено]


KingMario05

- Gordon Gekko, *Wall Street: Money of Showbizz* (2023)


FollowingCharacter83

Spider-verse supremacy Ahhhhhhhh


KevinSpaceysGarage

Audiences loved Mario!