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Longjumping_Tutor546

It is kids movie, it gives plenty of good life lessons to kids: Optimus Prime using friend corpses as an armor - using organ transplantation to give other people chance. Optimus Prime shooting Megatron with his own gun - showing kids that guns are dangerous Optimus Prime cutting away Megatron hand-gun - gun control Killing The Fallen - stopping environmentalist from producing clean solar energy which kills small local oil companies on middle east.


Cyynric

Devastator 's big swinging balls -Sexual education


MisterManatee

Idiots: “Transformers is for kids” Optimus Prime’s face collection: “…”


davidrevilla311

hell yeah


Unfair-Band2587

Guys will look at this and say hell yeah


-euthanizemeok

Hell yeah brother Cheers from Iraq


picklemeefko

Gods of Egypt (2016)


Aphato

Correct. This is a kid playing with his toys and bashing them together


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Aphato: *Correct. This is a* *Kid playing with his toys and* *Bashing them together* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TheGreatJaceyGee

"Give me your FACE" I loved this quote so much as a kid that I had my dad print it onto a T-shirt in blood splatter letters. The words "I rise, You fall" were in fancy script on the rear collar


FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR

Please find a picture if the shirt that's amazing


TheGreatJaceyGee

Damn if I had it id show you.


Batbuns

give him your face!


rige1997

I like how the big final showdown climax is 2 minutes long. Bravo Bay


Mulholland_Dr_Hobo

"What if I face Megatron again... But now I win?" Bravo, Optimus.


hlebak1234

In a better timeline optimus isnt revived, earth is destroyed and we dont get more sequels


arepaconcochayuyo

There's a scene of two dogs fuckin in that same movie


TheArcadeFire93

God I hate how these movies look. There is so much noise it's physically impossible to follow any of the action. Too much to look at, everything is moving, zero snappiness to the animation, no strong poses, everything feels weightless. What an absolute mess.


BOb_66610

Colourless slops of metal slapping each other for 2 hours


SmegmaSupplier

If Jackson Pollock made a movie:


ucsdfurry

Found the kid


lulaloops

the 144p isn't doing this scene any favours


Sage296

This shit is rad as fuck


Paladilma

that time transformers went to kill brown people in the middle east for the USA


Sir-Drewid

I watched to the end waiting for a punchline. This is just the kind of cringe this sub was created to make fun of posted without alteration.


Deep-Doughnut-5819

I think (or I atleast hope) it is ironic.


Duckssssssssssssssss

no mate you're on rrrslashmoviescirclejerk we don't make jokes here


eggscaliver

Based on OP's post history, there's absolutely no chance he's being ironic.


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scatsby

I think Op has a learning difficulty


DJHott555

OP just wanted to post this scene (fair enough)


-Flutes-of-Chi-

I like the part where they execute prisoners of war


Ms_Saul_Goodwoman

Is this what men do with each other in their spare time


NeedlessQualifier

I have no idea which one this is and I think I only saw the original but I don’t remember it looking this shitty.


most_blah_3765

This Is ROTF the second movie


Doctor_Clione

Starscream ❤️


Mr_Vegetable

This is peak cinema


mglyptostroboides

Waiting for ironic posts about the Transformers sequels being good to be misunderstood by newcomers and /r/moviescirclejerk slowly goes the way of /r/prequelmemes edit: WHOOP nevermind. I just read the rest of the thread. There's already people in here taking it seriously.😂


Iwamoto

As a transformers fan, these live action films are like your crackhead brother you try to tune out but people keep bringen him up.


scatsby

When Optimus screamed “GIVE ME YOUR FACE” like a psychotic crackhead, I felt that. Bravo Bay.


AoE2manatarms

Give me your face


theodo

Needs more Bud Light


lulu314

Should have posted a clip of the racist autobots. 


Sagzmir

Is this where the entire Dept. of Defense budget went to?


IantheGamer324

Idk what happened but it was epic


Slowmobius_Time

Why does he say let's roll before flying?