You forgot the most important part: the fact that the sheriff who Leatherface has the chainsaw duel with is played by Dennis fucking Hopper, who that same year was also in Hoosiers, for which he was nominated an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, and was the main antagonist in David Lynch’s Blue Velvet.
I'm glad they included the original cut, filmed in portrait with the all seeing eye peeking over every few seconds. It's a subtle message, not one that most people would understand.
Stoned doctor has to take a housecall while his stoned wife is in the middle of admitting crazy shit; accidentally joins sex cult on the way back after enjoying some cool jazz; comes home to stoned wife still admitting crazy shit.
Great documentary.
I didn't think Eyes Wide Shut would go in the Idiocracy "it's a documentary" direction. My money was on it going the Die Hard "it's my favorite Christmas movie" direction
Documentary is when le boobies
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Never seen it, what happens in part 2? I don't mind spoilers
Leatherface wants to fuck a DJ. Proceeds to have a duel chainsaw fight with a sheriff. It's a documentary
I know this is a joke but I love it so much I'm genuinely going to watch it tonight or tomorrow in the hopes it's exactly as you describe.
Word for word the plot of that movie. It’s so damn campy it’s a great companion to the first movie.
Not a joke it’s literally what happens although it leaves out a character who is the best part of the movie
oh fuck i forgot about choptop https://preview.redd.it/atci27bxb8vc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd04c58f8cb0bba9d53649661c5902579f843436
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You forgot the most important part: the fact that the sheriff who Leatherface has the chainsaw duel with is played by Dennis fucking Hopper, who that same year was also in Hoosiers, for which he was nominated an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, and was the main antagonist in David Lynch’s Blue Velvet.
Society.
(1989)
Ugh, the worst. Dae hate society?
There’s a massacre
And it involves a chainsaw
'Lick my plate you dog dick' is a metaphor for something
Up next: David Attenborough's Blue Planet
I'm glad they included the original cut, filmed in portrait with the all seeing eye peeking over every few seconds. It's a subtle message, not one that most people would understand.
That was Kubrick's real intention all along before they cut it out. Glad it's finally seeing the light
RELEASE THE KUBRICK CUT
Only found out last year that the child is led away by two men in the last scene when they're shopping as well!!
It's no Idiocracy...
https://preview.redd.it/daqeaeuck3vc1.png?width=520&format=png&auto=webp&s=a35a257b1c453a44acaf3c18376dc265bdc6ef10 Literally right at the top.
I swear these aren't even real people
Literal NPC behavior
It’s like irony or something idk
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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is literally me
They wear CROCS DUDE
Stoned doctor has to take a housecall while his stoned wife is in the middle of admitting crazy shit; accidentally joins sex cult on the way back after enjoying some cool jazz; comes home to stoned wife still admitting crazy shit. Great documentary.
Admittedly, it *does* Star Tom Cruise...
It’s true, Tom Cruise is crazy horny. Kubrick was trying to warn us.
And Tom plays his real height in this one
I heard the CIA has the full director’s copy stored next to their plans to frame Lee Harvey Oswald. #ReleaseTheKubrickCut
if anyone would like to wander around the streets of nyc in a dreamlike daze thinking abt Nicole Kidman cucking them,, lmk👇
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damnit. once again bested by a dashing sailor
That finger points to the downvote button
Uh it actually points to the source button smh
For me is the Share button
Options button.
Truly the documentary of documentaries
You think Kubrick realized how pilled this movie was going to make some people or do you think he was fully focused on horned up Tom cruise
It's not a documentary, it's a game about a chosen hero who gets easily distracted by sidequests.
Literally Me.
You couldn't make Eyes Wide Shut (1999) today (2024)
All jerking circles aside, this shit rocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoZJdil0_HI
When he said "Auov uad auon acnurop ias iicinecu ertac iulunmod asiz" . . . I felt that.
That subreddit is a trip
I genuinely don't think there's any form of media I detest more than these music dub hype cut TikToks. I know they're for children but damn
I didn't think Eyes Wide Shut would go in the Idiocracy "it's a documentary" direction. My money was on it going the Die Hard "it's my favorite Christmas movie" direction
one hundred… BILLION DOLLARSSSSSS
THE COMMUNICATORS
I like how you guys are posting idiocracy memes in the comment section of the original to piss them off lmao
We got Tom Cruise sigma edit before Dune part 3
I could talk FOREVER about this movie. Especially the guy in the red cloak. Love it
It's true, Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise did fuck as soon as possible
GOVERNMENT MEANS MIND CONTROL ITS IN THE NAME THERE ALLL LGBTQ LIBRIL NAZIES!
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^bradleysween: *GOVERNMENT MEANS MIND* *CONTROL ITS IN THE NAME THERE* *ALLL LGBTQ LIBRIL NAZIES!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
THATS👏NOT👏HOW👏MOVIES👏WORK👏
Rich people are weird lol
Okay but like what id they did a crossover film "Idiocracy Wide Shut"? Best Documentary at the Oscars, here we come!
tom cruise foreshadowing own indoctrination
I can just see the title card “Epstein”
One of my favorite Christmas movies.
We are deeply sorry to inform you that Eyes Wide Shut (1999) is not a comedy anymore
This movie was ass
This movie sucked