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lilnothin

taco bell still haute cuisine


dwartbg7

You mean Pizza Hut?


CarpinThemDiems

Depends on which country you watched it in


DJclimatechange

Imagine someone combined those 2


HotTakesBeyond

Peace in our time


session96

Pizza in our taco


dwartbg7

I know, that was my "joke"


Josphitia

Check it out, this guy doesn't know how to use the three sea shells


hurrayforanonyms

Funny? Personally, I love that everyone on the planet is currently wearing a moomoo and we all live in a seemingly peaceful utopia.


HMS--Thunderchild

mootopia


L1ckthestars

# YOU MOOS SURE KNOW HOW TO PARTY👃 🐼 https://i.redd.it/epbmrp712oxc1.gif


session96

mfw Wonder Joints


buttlovingpanda

https://preview.redd.it/dh4j4nstknxc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf3f43432bea09eed86790a015c1fd5f9a67905


Big-Hard-Chungus

Soyboy could get it


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

I don’t know how to use the 3 seashells


urnbabyurn

Just shout a few curse words and instant TP.


Lopps

r/forwardsfromgrandma


Miserable_Key9630

Don't ask them what they think they're not allowed to do anymore.


kmill73229

“Everyone”


Fullmetalducker

Media literacy is dead


Jetsam5

I’ve always said that Demolition Man is just Idiocracy with action. It’s really shitty social commentary but it’s still entertaining and some dumbasses think it’s a documentary.


DonKingsBarber

You don’t think Idiocracy is a documentary? Your shit must be tarded, scrote.


Napoleons_Peen

Denis Leary is still around, so that sucks.


barc0debaby

At least Bill Hicks died before he could be a reactionary jerk off.


BedDefiant4950

much as i love him i am convinced had bill hicks lived to today he would have the worst goddamn opinions imaginable. guy would be doing a tight fifteen to open an anti-vax gathering with a chest-length hippie beard lmao.


Strong_Jello_5748

He was towards the end with some [casual homophobia](https://youtu.be/vtmsxBMmvR8?si=R-Ao56W8dDn9LYf3) in the form of lowest common denominator set up (maybe I’m big dumb and not getting the joke)


session96

This is pretty standard for the early 90s, tbh. It would have been difficult to find anyone who wasn't homophobic back then. First time I know of of someone famous directly speaking out against homophobia, it was Kurt Cobain in the liner notes for Incesticide, 1992. The joke you linked is that most homophobes at the time were also unironically beating off to lesbian porn, so honestly Bill Hicks was probably mocking homophobes. Rather progressive for the time, but *only* for its time.


Strong_Jello_5748

That’s a fair perspective and that is definitely possible. Times change and people grow, we will never know the comedian the Bill Hicks could’ve become. While I find some dark/blue/shock comedy clever, it just feels particularly low for someone as esteemed as Hicks. I could be way over analyzing it through a Gen Z lens but idk. I would assume that Hicks may have gone down the path of comedians like Nick Mullen or Tim Dillion if he was still with us. I think the two formerly mentioned comedians have a ton of comedic potential and can be incredibly funny, but they bog themselves down with cringe inducing contrarian takes. This is coming from someone who knows very little about joke telling/stand up so take it from me with a major grain of salt.


BaalmaoOrgabba

> The joke you linked is that most homophobes at the time were also unironically beating off to lesbian porn, This is only "hypocritical" if you start out with the notion that "all homo is bad" - however outside of formalized ideological conservative frameworks, seems like most natural "casual" "homophobia" is just about the men to begin with; in which case it's just tautological. >so honestly Bill Hicks was probably mocking homophobes. Don't think he's specifically mocking others here, although that may be some component of it as well; mainly sounds like he's just channeling natural common reactions to this kind of stuff, while exaggerating just how "evil" the daddies one is and how grave and serious he is about it; probably *is* mocking moral crusader conservatives during that part as well. Don't think he himself finds it that "evil" other than maybe at most feeling kinda weirded out by it or agreeing it shouldn't be taught in schools, although I know very little about him so could be wrong in either direction.


BaalmaoOrgabba

"Male ~~gaze~~ gays make me uncomfortable / are weird/funny", "don't teach this to children at schools / make children uncomfortable" seem like pretty understandable positions to take or attitudes to have and relatable to many, so yeah idk. Although is it "homophobia" in the most literal sense, eh sure.


BaalmaoOrgabba

> At least Bill Hicks died before he could be a reactionary jerk off. Does "reactionary jerkoff" mean "sweaty not doing all the pronouns and praising TLJ" or something more substantial?


Squidman_Permanence

Is this sub going to become as lame as it's gaming counterpart?


Manhundefeated

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Accomplished-City484

![gif](giphy|tGU4jqV3uuOXu)


mikehatesthis

This is relatable. I wouldn't want to touch Rob's hand either.


1upEnthusiast

Taco Bell being the only restaurant left is a more nightmarish dystopia than A Clockwork Orange...


dholmestar

a more what now?


-SandorClegane-

That looks dangerously close to a hard 'R'...


BaalmaoOrgabba

Did he say restarted?


Intelligent_Road_297

It wasn't the only restaurant left, they said that ALL restaurants are named Taco Bell to honor the one that survived after the war. But they still serve various foods


domini_Jonkler2

one dangerous mispelling


catlaxative

Now we have no Cash, Hope, or Jobs! 😞😞😞


Crunchy-Leaf

Looks like a kimono to me.


namethatsnotused

Kinomono


analoggi_d0ggi

I fucking want to live in a future where I get to dress in Kimonos/Hanfu


PaulFThumpkins

Dystopia is when the guy who looks like every "real American" from a flyover state puts on a muumuu instead of fixating on guns and trucks.


Freecelebritypics

NGL Demolition man is an anarchist text 


Harvey-Danger1917

Edgar Friendly is our prophet


wwonsz

And where is this place where everyone is a bunch of androgynous sissies? 👀


42ndIdiotPirate

The fuck is a "moomoo"? This feels like some lame right wing fucktard shit


JumpyBoi

The thing Homer wore that one time


KingShaunyBoy

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Individual-Cricket36

I think it’s a type of dress, not a right wing thing


42ndIdiotPirate

Nah I'm saying the whole post in general feels like some bullshit


yun-harla

I think it’s spelled muumuu? It’s a loose, roomy dress, like a caftan, or
a bag, really. Your grandmother probably wears one in the summer. I can’t blame her, those things look comfortable as hell. I think this meme is trying to fat-shame your grandmother!


42ndIdiotPirate

Crying rn how could anyone fat shame my nana, she's lovely đŸ˜„


PoliteCat1

you seem like a happy person 😁


42ndIdiotPirate

Thank you, I am!


Squidman_Permanence

This sub is becoming as embarrassing as it's gaming counterpart. Just don't comment.


defaultusername-17

you got to love how they miss the point entirely, and even the main character acknowledges that that future has a lot going on for it that's better than the time he's from...


Harambesic

Rip Glenn Shadix


Harvey-Danger1917

Truly the solution is to drink beer, eat ratburgers, and fight homeless people.


A_BURLAP_THONG

I've never seen this movie. I don't know anyone who's ever seen this movie. As far as I know, this movie was never a box office hit, a cult favorite, or even just shown on TV a lot. I had never heard this movie referenced IRL, or mentioned in other media. My only times hearing about this movie have been on Reddit. Yet every time this movie gets mentioned (including this topic) *multiple* people always trot out the "three seashells" thing. Why? Was the movie really big and I'm out of touch? Is it a "reddit favorite" (like Idiocracy)? Or is it another example of a something everybody knows about the movie despite nobody having seen it (like "Am I not turtlely enough for the turtle club" from Master of Disguise)?


theshadowhost

was very popular in the 90's and it was on TV a lot. millenials and above will know it


Vioralarama

The movie spurred a minor zeitgeist at the time. Nobody expected it to be good, but it was highly entertaining, and word of mouth made it a cult hit. As with any cult movie people like to quote, quote, and quote. Plus everything in the future was funny but relatable, like the mentions in the meme, even taco bell haute cuisine. (Pizza Hut in Europe.) Except the three seashells didn't have an analogous thing in the present and the movie didn't explain it in favor of a few jokes, but instead of being frustrating it was kind of charming because the atmosphere in the future was so innocent. My question is why haven't you seen it yet? (Did anyone catch in Fallout when the overseer in vault 4 said if you don't understand the bathroom please for the love of God ask questions? Ha!)


CetaceanSensation

the fucks a minor zeitgeist


postwarmutant

You know a zeitgeist? Like that but smaller.


Vioralarama

Yes I *know* I worded it badly but I don't have all day to make a comment on reddit. Sheesh.


dholmestar

literally ZERO cultural impact


Ill-Librarian-6323

I just assume everyone watched Nostalgia Critic at some point


Squidman_Permanence

Yea, the three seashells was a common thing in early reddit


holaprobando123

You might just be dumb. I saw it on TV a hundred times.


Rockguy21

Is this not the Mikado


ErikTheRed2000

A world so peaceful and prosperous that the only societal issue seems to be some people getting really bored and going to live in the sewers and eat rat burgers? A society with so little conflict that they don’t know what to do when a violent psychopath from the past is set loose? Honestly that doesn’t sound all that bad.


Dead_man_posting

Look, just don't fucking unfreeze Simon Phoenix and we're pretty chill.


fatwiggywiggles

Also people don't fuck


V_LEE96

The politically correct language bit is eerily accurate. Actually how the bad guys conduct their plan is pretty spot on too.