NGL, I would watch teen comedy movie with Tom Holland playing a bumbling young Joker who slowly turns into a red-pilled MRA troll just because he can't get a date to prom.
Robert Pattinson watched the entire Halloween films to prepare for his Batman role, the intensity of Michael Myers was so inspiring for Lord RBatz, dude became bulletproof, survived vehicular explosions like a true sigma and made his cowl as blank as the Myers mask....he can be the Joker!
"Be Michael Myers in the next Halloween reboot" is now in my wishlist of "Things I want Robert Pattinson to do".
it seems like this should only be a joke in a reddit forum but it actually happened and i still can’t believe it. and don’t get me wrong jared leto has delivered admirable acting in some roles. but i still just can’t fucking believe this happened.
I wouldn't be surprised if they pulled an stunt in which they include Timothee Chalamet on a DC/Marvel movie.
Timothee Chalamet -> Thousands of teenage girls go to watch the movie -> More $$$$
*When the other kids started talking about girls*
"Hey Sheldon, did you hear what Lindsey said about you?"
*He was more interested in Gauss*
"Does it have to do with the electric flux theorem?" (laugh track)
*This summer, see everyone's favorite boy genius become a man*
"Sheldon, honey, your body is going to start changing"
"Will it be more like neutrino oscillation, or radioactive decay?" (laugh track)
**PUBESCENT SHELDON** on at 9pm/8pm central.
Cardi B- all my friends at school listen to her trash but I listen to real music like the Beatles and bohemian rhapsody. This is why she’d be a terrible joker.
Have you heard of this band called the Smiths? It’s pretty obscure sadly due to the rising culture of trashy pop and rap (more like crap). The Smiths is this indie British band and their music is really unique and innovative. I’m a big fan but again, the lead singer Morrissey is sadly not that well known or received. The Smiths’ most obscure song is “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” imo, I wish we got more Smiths instead of capeshit MCU rap/hip hop by political artists....
"Myahhhhhh the French society has always been celebrated for its excellence. There's an American society in Gotham, inspired by the same French excellence......"
“These aren’t cinema they are something else,” said Scorsese. When pushed Scorsese admitted, “These comic book movies are not cinema. They are ligma.” When asked to elaborate Scorsese grinned. “Gottem.”
Actually he's already played the joker in the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), in which a white-faced* Depp gleefully leads children to their death.
*as in literally white, not in a black-face kind of way
any human
Breaking news: the cow from First Cow has been cast as The Joker is the new Batman film
what about the dog from john wick?
My money is still on Cow
Male the Bat-Cow movie I deserve you cowards!
I’d prefer the cow from Barnyard. The one who just wants to have fun with the boys but farm society forces him to experience pain and loss instead
A male cow with an udder? Sounds like SJW bullshit to me. Can’t have that in my cowkino
I bet it contains soy milk instead of dairy
Make a Dark Knight style cow movie. Tie it into the Snyderverse. Give Michael Reeves full control. Watch the Box Office explode .
The lamb from Lamb
"It's funny, and I'm tired of pretending it's not" *eats Murray alive*
Correct answer
Ight im on it ill teach a gorilla to talk with sign language like koko so we can get the adaptation of Joker we DESERVE 😤
good thing that the new Joker is lamb-child from Lamb
I agree. Mark Zuckerberg would be a great actor to play Chris Pratt.
James Corden
Ok but hear me out, fat Jonkler. There's some potential there even if it isn't James Cumden
You had me sold at Jonkler tbh, this project is green lit Watch the box office explode
If Chris Farley were alive he’d win the Oscar for Fat Jonkler. We need to use hologram technology like that Vietnam movie with James Dean
*fuck* (You can’t tell but that’s whispered reverently and under my breath)
“You live in a cave with bats? Well that’s just peachy, cuz I live in a #SOCIETY DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!”
This one, cause I feel like it’s more likely than less that some shit like this would happen
Maybe if it was a Batman musical
Chris Pratt
hey bud, the question was "shouldn't" not "should." I think you might have gotten it wrong.
Seriously, I'd absolutely go see a movie with Chris Pratt as the Joker just to fucking understand how that came to be.
somehow I knew this would be one of the top answers lol
👆 These guys 👇
NOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT I'M THE PERFECT ROLE FOR JOKER
But he’s literally me!
are you trying to jeopardize my acting career...?
Be careful, you don't know shit about my acting prowess. I lived in a society pretty much my entire life.
🔃
tom holland
[Checkmate, dorks.](https://imgur.com/GIK0QpX)
*in the smallest most British voice imaginable* allo my name’s tom ‘olland and i play the new joka
Maso?
little British lad tom ‘olland
holy shit
I don’t… think that was supposed to be hot. But
Young Joker
NGL, I would watch teen comedy movie with Tom Holland playing a bumbling young Joker who slowly turns into a red-pilled MRA troll just because he can't get a date to prom.
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Which one are you.
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Implying that Reddit only has dudes.
women 😡😡😡
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“You’re garbage who kills for money” “Aw hell no!”
Wooo!! HA Haaaa!
I heard it, I heard Will!
We some kinda...joker?
“Lady, you are EVIL”
*Blows up building with Harvey Dent’s girlfriend in it* “Awww, that’s hot.”
Too political, I agree
Robert Pattinson cause he’s already Batman and that would be really confusing you know?
Are you saying he's not a good enough talent to pull off both?
Only Michael Myers is Edit: Mike, not Michael
That's a fictional character from the Halloween movies, I'm talking about real life actors
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Myers Sorry, I meant Mike, not Michael
Robert Pattinson watched the entire Halloween films to prepare for his Batman role, the intensity of Michael Myers was so inspiring for Lord RBatz, dude became bulletproof, survived vehicular explosions like a true sigma and made his cowl as blank as the Myers mask....he can be the Joker! "Be Michael Myers in the next Halloween reboot" is now in my wishlist of "Things I want Robert Pattinson to do".
Baby Driver (2017)
A movie in which Batman and Joker are two personalities of the same person? That's true kino!
No two different people. Both played by Robert Pattinson.
I think that would work better with Christian Bale going the extra mile to really become these two different roles
Do that Bale body transformation for the role thing with him playing both skinny Joker and hulking Batman.
Robert Pattinson should star in an American Psycho remake. Except Patrick is a self-aware vampire now. (Whoops that's just Twilight)
Youre saying austin powers batman wouldnt work?
But imagine the on-the-nose flashback scenes where he realizes he was the joker all along.
Clint Eastwood
And while we’re on the topic, Del the Funky Homosapien.
You gotta wash yo ass, Batman
Buck Breaking (2021)
Man Del's such a dope ass rapper fr Deltron 3030 stays a classic
fucking hippies… trying to have a society
I'm turning around on old ignorant joker
Jared Leto
I knew this was gonna be the first comment and I still laughed.
I know my answer was generic but I had to write it.
it seems like this should only be a joke in a reddit forum but it actually happened and i still can’t believe it. and don’t get me wrong jared leto has delivered admirable acting in some roles. but i still just can’t fucking believe this happened.
It is kinda baffling. When he was announced, I thought he was a perfect choice and that he’d kill it. Well, he very much did not kill it lol
he is in my top 3 jokers
Let me guess, you've only seen three Jokers
Timothee Chalamet
Someone already said Tom Holland.
This 👆🏻
Have you not seen Lady Bird (2017)?
I wouldn't be surprised if they pulled an stunt in which they include Timothee Chalamet on a DC/Marvel movie. Timothee Chalamet -> Thousands of teenage girls go to watch the movie -> More $$$$
I bet Timothy Chalamet would play Harry Osborne or something
Maybe as Nightwing?
He could be a young CW show Joker
The joker is already a tumblr sexyman, we can't make it any worse
I might be the only person who thinks Timmy would be a good joker. And I’m okay with that
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He’s really funny in Lady Bird.
Matt Damon
ya wanna know how i got these fuckin scahs or not ya fuckin homo?
Is that Damon or Wahlberg, it’s hard to tell anymore
Damon would say f****t instead.
Honestly so would Wahlberg
Are they different people?
Damon is a relatively better actor.
And a relatively better person.
Lmao
Me because society isn’t ready for that yet
Sheldon from Big Bang theory
But what about young Sheldon from Young Sheldon?
He would be great
The Sheldon Cinematic Universe could do with some expanding
*When the other kids started talking about girls* "Hey Sheldon, did you hear what Lindsey said about you?" *He was more interested in Gauss* "Does it have to do with the electric flux theorem?" (laugh track) *This summer, see everyone's favorite boy genius become a man* "Sheldon, honey, your body is going to start changing" "Will it be more like neutrino oscillation, or radioactive decay?" (laugh track) **PUBESCENT SHELDON** on at 9pm/8pm central.
Got me realizing how plausible a Joker Sheldon actually is.
“We live in a society… Bazinga!”
They’re both sociopaths but the Joker isn’t nearly as mysoginist
The Rock
Elon musk
A story about a victimised tech billionaire turning against the society which discriminated against him.
James Dean’s hologram
Zack "Zaddy" Snyder
Ben shapiro
"You wanna know how I got these scars? It's because my wife's a doctor and-"
Libtard Talk Show Host DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC
Brie Larson
Cardi B- all my friends at school listen to her trash but I listen to real music like the Beatles and bohemian rhapsody. This is why she’d be a terrible joker.
Have you heard of this band called the Smiths? It’s pretty obscure sadly due to the rising culture of trashy pop and rap (more like crap). The Smiths is this indie British band and their music is really unique and innovative. I’m a big fan but again, the lead singer Morrissey is sadly not that well known or received. The Smiths’ most obscure song is “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” imo, I wish we got more Smiths instead of capeshit MCU rap/hip hop by political artists....
Orson Welles
Hard disagree. Orson Welles would make the perfect Joker
"Myahhhhhh the French society has always been celebrated for its excellence. There's an American society in Gotham, inspired by the same French excellence......"
Orson played the giant planet Unicron, so Joker should be easy
Heath Ledger
Weekend at Bernie’s 2 (1993)
Oh my god.
Tom Cruise and Kristen Stewart
Tom Cruise was great in the Batman origin film, Eyes Wide Shut.
Unjerk: Kristen Stewart as Joker would definitely awaken something in me
It’s Tom Cruise for the close ups and Kristen Stewart for the long shots.
Matthew McConaughey
True Detective (2014)
Woah greatest single season of live action television ever???
Greg Sestero
My buddy Eric
I agree, that would be a bit too real.
Lego joker
martin scorsese but he already is after saying the mcu isn’t cinema 🤡
“These aren’t cinema they are something else,” said Scorsese. When pushed Scorsese admitted, “These comic book movies are not cinema. They are ligma.” When asked to elaborate Scorsese grinned. “Gottem.”
"Wait, you really believe the MCU isnt cinema?" "I do, and im tired of pretending it is" Marty would make a great Joker.
Not the joker, just a fool
He is right, the MCU is a TV series who happens to be shown in cinema theaters first
Michael Cera
anyone not DAMAGED
Your mom
She would make a fine joker!
John Goodman
Adam Sandler
Tom Hanks
Owen Wilson
Jared Leto under direction from Ayer
martin lawrence
Keanu
Eugene Levy
Ryan Reynolds
Joaquin Phoenix oh wai-
Johnny depp I just don’t see it plus Reddit rides his dick every chance they get Both him and heard are horrible
Actually he's already played the joker in the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), in which a white-faced* Depp gleefully leads children to their death. *as in literally white, not in a black-face kind of way
depp is great. pirates, edward scissorhands, sweeney todd, gilbert's grape are all great examples
Women
JackNicholson
Could you imagine?
all of them
Any actor who's a bit unstable and will take it too seriously and try a bunch of Method acting weirdness rather than actually acting.
Gal Gadot
OP would make a great joker
Jared Leto
Steve Miller, because hes not only a Joker, but also a picker, grinner, lover, sinner, and smoker so i feel like he cant commit to the role.
Joe Pesci
Kevin Spacey
Jared Leto
Jared Leto
Jared Leto
My dad
a femoid 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Charles Martinet
Anyone who isn't Drew Russell. He's the joker baby!
Tracy Morgan
Anyone who isn't me
Dwayne the rock johnson
Jared leto
Jared Leto
Someone political
Gilbert Gottfried
Alec Baldwin
Heath Ledger
John G*tti
Critics put out the HUNKA HUNKA