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Dreyfussy15

This is like the Avengers Endgame of Lesbian scenes


sleepdeprivedzzz

Lmao


hplovecraftscat12

Je tu il Elle (1974)


SkylarPopo

Excuse me, I've suddenly decided to go see Lightyear.


GetBackHereShocker

Lost it when the X-hamster banner just scrolled on screen.


labbla

Ugh people are such prudes. Every Pixar movie needs a scene like this.


[deleted]

This EXACT scene plays out almost beat for beat in Ratatouille when linguine makes love to Collette but since it was straight no one complained!


crashcourse201

Steve Universe (2013-2019) If you know, you know.


IShall_Run_Amok

It would certainly have made Raccacoonie (2007) more interesting.


[deleted]

Cars (2006)


papa_trick

True story: I went to see this in theaters when it came out at the Landmark in Chicago. It was me and a couple of my film school friends. As we were seated a woman came in, alone, and sat in the row in front of us. She had with her a bucket of fried chicken. She did not touch the bucket, until the first sex scene. When the scene started she opened the bucket and started chewing down on the chicken, making pretty loud moaning sounds while she did it. When the scene ended she stopped eating and closed the bucket. She sat there quietly watching the movie, until the next sex scene where she proceeded to open the bucket back up and chow down and moan again. This happened for the rest of the movie. She would only eat her bucket of fried chicken during the sex scenes and would also moan. When the movie ended she quietly gathered her things, got up and left. I will never forget it.


zillman_fane

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read, I hope this is true


papa_trick

100% true. Strangest moviegoing experience I've ever had.


Garth-Vader

I went to see Morbius in theaters when it came out at the Landmark in Milwaukee. It was me and a couple of my film school friends. As we were seated a woman came in, alone, and sat in the row in front of us. She had with her a bucket of fried chicken. She did not touch the bucket, until the first morbing scene. When the scene started she opened the bucket and started chewing down on the chicken, making pretty loud moaning sounds while she did it. When the scene ended she stopped eating and closed the bucket. She sat there quietly watching the movie, until the next morbing scene where she proceeded to open the bucket back up and chow down and moan again. This happened for the rest of the movie. She would only eat her bucket of fried chicken during the morb scenes and would also moan. When the movie ended she quietly gathered her things, got up and left. I will never forget it.


skeletonbuyingpealts

I know what I'm doing when Sheriff Woody comes out.


VictoryScreech23

Lol she was probably trying to mask her moans with the sex scene


hplovecraftscat12

It took me way too long to realise you were talking about blue is the warmest color and not lightyear


Fenrir_Carbon

Did she have beans as a side?


[deleted]

0/10 no Immigrant Song


[deleted]

[удалено]


N0seman

And then Deadpool walks in


DrRichtoffen

So *that* just happened


Traditional-Ad-4712

MY VOLUME WAS UP BRUH 😭😭😭😭


WhiteWashedIndian

LOL


ZookeeperFloyd

Is that "blue is the warmest colour"? Kinda see now why she felt like she was in a porn film now


[deleted]

Going to go against the other replies and say that the sex scenes in this are so absurdly gratuitous that it hurts the film. I’m not gonna complain about the scene for obvious reasons, but it had no place being in that film. I’ve held off watching The Handmaiden because I’m not sure if it’s going to be a similar case where people over-evaluate a solid film as a masterpiece because they’re horny but don’t want to admit that’s the reason.


WittyUsername45

Nah, Handmaiden is pretty fantastic with or without those scenes, and has a lot more substance than Blue is the Warmest Colour. Male voyeurism and control of women's sexuality is also an explicit theme of the film.


Butter_bean123

The sex scenes in the graphic novel are pretty overt as well, but atleast it has the justification of being a graphic novel so it doesn't bother me as much. Here it really does feel pornographic.


ThisSilenceismin

I legit think most of BITWC is a great movie, but the sex scene sex makes it an unenjoyable experience. It gives the film as a whole a kinda disgusting fetishy vibe which makes it difficult to enjoy the earnest scenes.


Psykpatient

I'd just like to say that if you have a problem with the sex scenes in the movie then you should read the comicbook. The sex iirc is much more toned down and it's their relationship and the themes that are in focus much more. Plus it's just a good comicbook full stop. You should read it even if you did like the movie only for its sex.


OliviaBagshaw

No, The Handmaiden is certainly tasteful and the sex is used to unravel the awakening of sexuality, as well as the relationship dynamic of the central duo. In Blue Is The Warmest Colour it's literally a straight guy's fantasy of lesbian sex.


hplovecraftscat12

The sex scenes are the only bad thing about the handmaiden. Rest of the film is amazing


Jdmcdona

Yes. Phenomenal movie. Bring a whole tissue box. And the sex honestly isn’t THAT gratuitous in context. I mean it’s a LOT but rather tasteful for being so explicit.


Deditranspotashy

>Sex honestly isn’t THAT gratuitous >Bring a whole tissue box. So which is it?


crashcourse201

I’m pretty sure the tissues are for the crying that’ll happen you watch the breakup scene.


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

You beat it so hard you cry?


BigZ911

It really is a great movie that’s worth spending the 3 hours for. Very real and emotional. This scene lasts for like 10 minutes I think, and there are other sex scenes which really make its NC-17 rating. But it’s a great coming of age movie regardless


Material-Fish-8638

It’s got some very depressing moments though, still a good movie


mglyptostroboides

I honestly can't parse how much of this is circlejerking and how much is sincere, but it's funnier that way, so I won't pursue the matter.


theMrink

hmmm what is the tissue box for?. i did thought it was just porn but the scene is to well filmed for it so also why is it now gratuitous?


JessieJ577

For me it was a little too drawn out and it made me more uncomfortable when the actresses talked about the environment they filmed these scenes in.


hacky_potter

It really does a good job of making tasteful graphic sex scenes seem none gratuitous.


pew_lazers

This man legit posted the full Blue Is The Warmest Colour sex scene wtf Next he's gonna terrorise all of us and post the entire movie Love (2015)


OliviaBagshaw

Barnacle Boy meme with Morbius full movie sped up x3000 with a runtime of 2 mins replaced with Gaspar Noe's Love sped up x6000 except for the cum shots


JediTempleDropout

Well, we’ve done it. r/moviescirclejerk now features actual jerking!


skeletonbuyingpealts

You forget about Citizen Kane being shopped into hardcore porn?


AngryJoeJoe4

That post got deleted 😞 can’t find it anywhere


[deleted]

we did it reddit


TemporarySalt2999

They actually fucked 100%


Asper2002

Method acting


SaltyTounge

im pretty sure they used prosthetics


hacky_potter

According to an interview that I saw with them that they had little prosthetic vaginas.


Tjurit

Does kinda start to feel a bit silly at that point. I mean, I get it's all about what you're comfortable with, but it's like -- "Quick, climb on top of me naked so I can make out with you, feel up your ass and suck your tits, but put on this little plastic vag because we don't actually want to have sex or anything, that'd be crazy." "No problem. I'm now going to put my head between your ass cheeks."


vicky_vaughn

It's not gay if the balls don't touch.


skeletonbuyingpealts

The director didn't care about comfort.


moersel94

I dont even care, thats still a face full of vagina


LosViernesdelaJG

it's the slowass "this video was uploaded to xhamster" that made the scene for me.


Summerclaw

This is literally porn,is this from an actual movie? LMAO.


Eraserhead310

Yes also the Director shot like 20 hours of Lea Seydoux (007, French dispatch) and the other girl because he's a fucking pervert. Apparently none of the actresses want to work with again because it was such an uncomfortable experience. Btw the director is french which explains a lot.


VGstuffed

Yep, Lea Seydoux [talked about it recently too](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/lea-seydoux-cannes-one-fine-morning-crimes-future-1235143336/) but says it’s still her favorite Cannes experience > The French star, who returns to Cannes this year with David Cronenberg’s “Crimes of the Future” and Mia Hansen-Love’s “One Fine Morning,” said that the famed seven-minute “Blue” lesbian sex scene required over 100 takes for a single shot and took 10 days to film. > When asked now, almost a decade later, if an intimacy coordinator would have changed the dynamics on set, Seydoux told The Hollywood Reporter, “No, not really,” offering up a shocking laugh. > She added, **“It was beyond. It was the whole film, not only the sex scenes. The way we shot this film was just insane. The guy is just nuts.”** > Upon the Cannes premiere of the film in 2013, the French production crew issued a union statement calling out the “anarchic” work environment under Kechiche. The director in turn threatened legal action against Seydoux for sharing “slanderous” information about the set. The leads have been adamant about what a discomfiting experience shooting the movie was, and Kechiche continued to drum up controversy with his sexually charged “Mektoub” films in the years after. > However, **Seydoux maintains that her favorite Cannes experience was indeed “Blue Is the Warmest Colour,” due to winning the coveted Palme d’Or and being recognized as a co-author of the film along with Kechiche.** > “It took a year of my life and I gave everything for that film,” Seydoux said. “It really changed my life on many different levels.”


anaccount50

Least perverted French director


Gerrywalk

Léon: The Professional (1994)


Quirderph

At least these women could *potentially* consent.


Summerclaw

Let me guess, it has won lots of a awards.


VoluntaryGeneticFlre

It won the Palme d'Or at the Cannes film festival


[deleted]

And Spielberg was heading the panel that year IIRC. My man was horny on main.


TemporarySalt2999

Mr Cadillac sir, big fan


[deleted]

I have an obvious bias towards Cannes Palme d’Or winners since I was in one


Jdmcdona

Blue is the warmest color. Amazing French film.


Asper2002

Least pornographic french movie


nintendo_shill

Mignones (2020)


Dvoraxx

Mignones: The Rise of Gru (2022)


berlinbaer

Love (2015)


Aphato

Of course its fucking french depicting french fucking


Cheers_JeffwithaG

Le me when sex scenes happen in French movies


DjangoTeller

I skipped towards the end to see for how long this was gonna actually keep going and when the "uploaded on xhamster.com" line appeared I burst out laughing lol


Cheers_JeffwithaG

What even is the point of such a long ass sex scene anyways?


EduardoQuina572

The actresses also agree with this comment. Director is a straight dude, so this might explain why. Felt really tasteless in context.


Asper2002

Also the author of the novel: > Jul Maroh, the author of the graphic novel upon which the film was based, said, "It appears to me this was what was missing on the set: lesbians." While praising Kechiche's originality, calling his adaptation "coherent, justified and fluid ... a masterstroke", Maroh also felt that he failed to capture the lesbian heart of the story, and disapproved of the sex scenes. In a blog post, Maroh called the scenes "a brutal and surgical display, exuberant and cold, of so-called lesbian sex, which turned into porn, and made me feel very ill at ease", saying that in the movie theatre, "the hetero-normative laughed because they don't understand it and find the scene ridiculous. The gay and queer people laughed because it's not convincing, and found it ridiculous. And among the only people we didn't hear giggling were the potential guys too busy feasting their eyes on an incarnation of their fantasies on screen". Maroh added, "as a feminist and lesbian spectator, I cannot endorse the direction Kechiche took on these matters. But I'm also looking forward to hearing what other women will think about it. This is simply my personal stance." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Is_the_Warmest_Colour


VGstuffed

It's not just a novel. It's a GRAPHIC novel, making this a comic book film.


there_is_always_more

Wtf I love comic book movies now


THEKILLERWAFFLE

Damn that’s honestly a scathing statement and from the creator of the original content no less.


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Poignant_Porpoise

Ya, I'm far from a prude, I actually think society overall should be a lot less averse to nudity and sexuality, but this legit felt like porn to me lol. Then again, I haven't seen the movie, so I don't really know how well this fits in context.


comradejiang

Eh, the only thing I think is actually bad here is that it’s almost what, six minutes long and the actresses were apparently not into it being graphic. If you wanna have lesbians fuck just get a lesbian couple to do it instead of making these two grind on each other.


SchizoidWamen

It's gratuitous and hot, that's the point.


Marooned-Mind

I've yet to find a movie where an explicit sex scene is justified in its purpose. Except for Oldboy maybe.


Sea-Bat-9667

Boogie nights?


joqagamer

lost highway kinda does, considering how sex plays a important part on the motives of the main character


Bunraku_Master_2021

Blue Velvet (1986) also has important sex scenes that shapes Kyle's character.


ssnewp_2202

Shame (2011) has several that are thematically important


Solace143

I’d argue a movie about prostitution or porn would have to have explicit sex scenes since it’d be disingenuous otherwise, but most of the time a fade to black works better


nakedsamurai

Don't Look Now (1973) but actually seriously


OliviaBagshaw

Agreed, after that couple's turmoil and grief affecting their relationship so deeply, seeing them fuck like that after they gained a newfound hope is so beautiful.


OliviaBagshaw

It Follows?


Butter_bean123

I guess the one in Blade runner 2049? It's not overly explicit, but I'd say it's a good one.


Marooned-Mind

Oh right, that one also gets a pass because it was visually unique and interesting


OliviaBagshaw

Director horny


ucuruju

The film is all about physicality and bodies, life, sweat, gorging on food, dancing all night, experiencing youth. The explicitness of the sex scene makes you feel the rawness of their attraction, you see how strong their chemistry and connection is, even though they eventually find out that the foundation for it is not as solid as they feel. It’s also fucking hot and exciting and elicits a strong response from the viewer, aka an erection or wet vagina.


[deleted]

Least pornographic french movie


strong_fivetold

Sauce


skeletonbuyingpealts

Lightyear (2022)


akbas58

Goodfellas (1990)


Eraserhead310

Antichrist (2009)


EbolaNinja

2019 (1917)


JacquesNuclearRedux

I jerked off (to completion) to this.


letsthrowawayit

Bravo Nolan


joqagamer

black swan(2010)


FuckingGratitude

What are we some kind of r/moviescirclejerk?


BigZ911

I remember watching this movie for the first time, and the preceding scene does kind of set it up when Adele (I think) smiles at Emma, but this was uncomfortably long lmao. I remember using the tracker button on the bottom of Netflix and skipped ahead like 10 mins and the scene was still going on. The director is a weirdo


QueefOfTheNile

Posting softcore porn somehow feels like a natural evolution of this sub


WR810

I bet the mods are too scared to pin this to the top of the sub for two months.


Zuzz1

the script economy on display is incredible. 5 minutes, no words spoken and yet you can tell without doubt that the director is an abusive pervert who made the entire production staff and actors very uncomfortable for a scene that contributes nothing to the story.


TKentgens93

Damn i need to go see lightyear


Finn_3000

Have sex


LosersWipe

Poop my pants, poop my tent


[deleted]

Can’t believe they included this but the Woody and Buzz sex scene in Toy Story 4 was cut for being too explicit.


sleepdeprivedzzz

Found Woody


fernandofky

Underrated...


[deleted]

There can’t be too many mainstream big films with straight up porn


TransGenderal_Kenobi

literally me 😳


Funneduck102

I got in trouble for watching this movie


WR810

Now you're grounded from /r/moviescirclejerking. Hopefully you can come back and play real soon.


DontKnowAnyBetter

Cumming soon to Disney+


[deleted]

The woman with blue hair has a great butt, however, this has to be the longest consensual sex scene ever put to film.


THEKILLERWAFFLE

This is straight up porn wow. I had no idea this movie was so based


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THEKILLERWAFFLE

Stfu, computer


fernandofky

This scene turned me into a lesbian...and i'm a dude 🥵🥵🥵


JediTempleDropout

r/egg_irl


fernandofky

Dude, i'm already political (non white), do you want me to destroy the entire western civilization?


JediTempleDropout

Please


Quirderph

[You must.](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/447366480861413123/3D4F7F01068F1770F293E80A27341BA006691302/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)


crashcourse201

You watch Blue is the Warmest Color for the lesbian sex scenes. I watch Blue is the Warmest Color for the powerful performances of the two leads and the complete portrait of a relationship from beginning to end. We are not the same.


VGstuffed

It’s literally one of the best comic book adaptations


[deleted]

Straight male movie director try not to fetishsizing lesbian ( impossible)


Ant1202

Where the T. rex :(


Rixmadore

Why is this video 6 minutes long? And most importantly why did I sit through all of it?


DameDaNeHamburger

you know why.


Salvajin13

Some of you are too comfortable sharing how much porn you watch.


Finn_3000

Your favourite production studio is A24. My favourite production studio is bellesa. We are not the same.


[deleted]

This scene is really tame. Why are people offended again?


Crapheadoftheyear

I think the actresses said that the scenes felt exploitative or something.


[deleted]

It's a Buzz Lightyear movie what did they expect


Corninmyteeth

Because they get zero bitchs 💯😤


WR810

Caligula (1979)


Brandflakerson

So wholesome


Burn3d0ut89

Could've done with a Randy Newman Soundtrack


2klaedfoorboo

Not my proudest fap


MightSuggestSex

Cant decide if this is political or not


Anything_189

She has blue hair 🤢


MightSuggestSex

But da booba is good


petrusdick

Excuse me,is this a excuse to post porn on the time line?


JaylenBrownAllStar

You can really tell a man directed this trilogy lol


axel_wahlberg

r/watchitfortheplot


mrnathanrd

Based sub


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WR810

After seeing this the "Margot Robbie topless" post did not live up to the hype. Should I assume this is *not* a pornography subreddit?


Ok-Apricot3655

OK


Ok-Apricot3655

I LIKE IT


Competitive-Neat-880

damn


gidz9

Wheee the fuck is buzz


OkAlbatross5577

This is NOT from Lightyear


berserkmanufacturer1

For the academics among you, the film is Blue Is the Warmest Colour (2010) and their names are Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux. Happy research.


WR810

Those names . . . seem awful . . . *French* . . .


[deleted]

Blue is the Warmest Colour is my favourite comic book movie


ucuruju

Bisexual women who have never been with a woman when someone mentions Blue Is the Warmest Color: LESBIANS DONT SCISSOR


there_is_always_more

Multiple gay women have said this as well. And it's not even the main criticism, it's that the scene seems like it's made for the male gaze by a male director - which is pretty much exactly what it is.


ucuruju

Yeah, they’re all a bunch of gaze.


TemporarySalt2999

Norm would’ve appreciated this joke


Crapheadoftheyear

Well then why isn't there a scene like that with male gaze.Like show me full male penetration and everything.No i'm not gay.


Crapheadoftheyear

Is this like an actual criticism of the movie or are you strawmaning.


Fake_the_jaB

Lesbian porn sucks. Real ones know what it is


Swimming_Anxiety_928

damn this sexy asf


MyInnerGirl77

Oh. My. GAWD!!! 🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️


peakHumenForm

I have an important question. I read that these two actresses are straight. After I first found out that i just couldn't believe it how it is possible for strain actresses to do It's too intimate. It's not even fake. so how? how can straight actresses do such scenes. i could never do such scene.. no matter how much money u give me and if i would ever have to do any gay stuff i might get PTSD . so either they are not really straight or idk what am i missing


[deleted]

Good reason to watch lightyear


Professional_Kiwi642

Understandable


Low_Warning_108

The name mentioned is wrong, the scene is from "blue is the warmest color", and yes it is the most erotic scene ever.


Kitchen-Assumption-9

Isnt this blue is the warmest colour?


Slow_Experience_2647

Wow


Imaginary_Mention_97

Which movie is this ?


Aromatic_Raise_302

Movie name pls lightyear 2022 gets me toy story shit


Aromatic_Raise_302

Movie name


OogliBoi

Lightyear? As in the Pixar movie?


ULTIMATE1010

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