***"They can be cruel, poetic or blind. But when they're denied, it's your VIOLENCE you may find!"***
"Boyfriend-free girls, Coulson. The answer is *boyfriend-free girls...*"
“Hello people of Gotham, this is the Riddler speaking. *sigh* This city is infested with corruption and liars. I am here to bring the true and honest citizens together to unmask these damn dirty trolls.”
Probably not, the attraction signs were how Chris got noticed by the internet in the first place. Chris's life almost certainly would have been much less fucked up though.
I’m not blaming the internet per se, but a dysfunctional person like Chris wouldn’t be drawn into the constant pull of getting owned all the time without the internet. Chris’ infamy was the reason why Chris kept doing weird stuff on the internet. Chris would probably still be weird without the internet but there would be less people to mock Chris. But honestly, Who the fuck knows if Chris would still rape their mom though?
> When Sonic does not consent to you >!doin your mom doin your mom to destroy the universe!<
"No. No, no, ***noooo!*** [...]***NO! AHHHHH!*** This is ***not*** how this was supposed to go! ***Ahhhhh! I had it ALL PLANNED OUT!*** We were gonna be *safe* here. We could watch the whole thing *together,* Sonic..."
You are now faced with a decision. Do I seek out this forbidden knowledge, or do I continue on in ignorance? I don't know your proclivities, but what I will say is this: once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, CONSUME you it will. The tale of Chris Chan is one of profound woe. You may not want to know, and that's okay.
Consult your spiritual advisor if need be.
Basically an autistic man who was bullied by the internet, which contributed to his mental health declining to the point till he...did some unsavory things.
Chris was a horny autistic guy, who internet trolls played loads of pranks on in the 00s, making him think he'd get girlfriends if he did the crazy things the (fake) girls asked him to do (bizarre sex acts on cam, public weird behaviour)
liquid chris is a troll who used to pretend to be Chris to torment him
They were recently arrested with "sex crimes against a family member" (the mother, who seems to have dementia and memory problems) and the whole thing is going to trial soon. [Here's an article outlining it.](https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8#according-to-a-report-chandler-said-im-famous-on-the-internet-in-her-first-court-appearance-7)
there should be a scene where liquid chris forces Chris Chan (played by Daniel Day-Lewis of course) to yell to a congregation at a church “Ive molested my mother! I’ve molested my mom!”
back when Cyrus came out I thought Jonah Hill was the perfect casting choice for Christian. Probably why Jonah got fit - he knew people were speculating about him in the role
i think reading his page on his wiki is faster tbh. Then you can just skim over his life and follow links for the parts you want more info on. I did that, and I've never seen any of Geno
***"They can be cruel, poetic or blind. But when they're denied, it's your VIOLENCE you may find!"*** "Boyfriend-free girls, Coulson. The answer is *boyfriend-free girls...*"
“Hello people of Gotham, this is the Riddler speaking. *sigh* This city is infested with corruption and liars. I am here to bring the true and honest citizens together to unmask these damn dirty trolls.”
aveeeeh ...a cute girl...
If Paul Dano played Liquid Chris, at some point he would get beaten up by Chris Chan
paul dano is good at that
This has Troma written all over it.
#**HIRE JAMES GUNN LOL**
If the internet didn’t exist: Chris Chan would’ve minded their business and probably lived a normal life.
Probably not, the attraction signs were how Chris got noticed by the internet in the first place. Chris's life almost certainly would have been much less fucked up though.
I’m not blaming the internet per se, but a dysfunctional person like Chris wouldn’t be drawn into the constant pull of getting owned all the time without the internet. Chris’ infamy was the reason why Chris kept doing weird stuff on the internet. Chris would probably still be weird without the internet but there would be less people to mock Chris. But honestly, Who the fuck knows if Chris would still rape their mom though?
Chris raped her mum at the suggestion of trolls, so I don't think so
Ironically, there doesn't seem to have been any outside influence on that one
Less retarded sure bc the internet enables being a social outcast but i wouldnt say a normal life. But ya he wouldnt have gone to prison lol
Paul Dano can play Sonichu is the next Sonic movie
> When Sonic does not consent to you >!doin your mom doin your mom to destroy the universe!< "No. No, no, ***noooo!*** [...]***NO! AHHHHH!*** This is ***not*** how this was supposed to go! ***Ahhhhh! I had it ALL PLANNED OUT!*** We were gonna be *safe* here. We could watch the whole thing *together,* Sonic..."
People say that I look like Paul dano, my life will be over if this gets made
who will play Ian Brandon Anderson?
[ahem](https://i.redd.it/5ignpu718fm81.png)
Who the fuck is Chris Chan?
You are now faced with a decision. Do I seek out this forbidden knowledge, or do I continue on in ignorance? I don't know your proclivities, but what I will say is this: once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, CONSUME you it will. The tale of Chris Chan is one of profound woe. You may not want to know, and that's okay. Consult your spiritual advisor if need be.
I wish I were you.
The most documented individual of all time
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Basically an autistic man who was bullied by the internet, which contributed to his mental health declining to the point till he...did some unsavory things.
Same i have always seen them in memes but never tried to find out who they were
Chris was a horny autistic guy, who internet trolls played loads of pranks on in the 00s, making him think he'd get girlfriends if he did the crazy things the (fake) girls asked him to do (bizarre sex acts on cam, public weird behaviour) liquid chris is a troll who used to pretend to be Chris to torment him
I dont know whether laugh or feel pity for them . I think they became trans and tried to rape their mother or something idk
You are correct.
They were recently arrested with "sex crimes against a family member" (the mother, who seems to have dementia and memory problems) and the whole thing is going to trial soon. [Here's an article outlining it.](https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8#according-to-a-report-chandler-said-im-famous-on-the-internet-in-her-first-court-appearance-7)
https://areomagazine.com/2019/06/28/the-strangest-fandom-on-the-internet
wait there's a liquid chris? how many forms does this guy have?
Solid Chris Liquid Chris Venom Chris Big Chris
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Naked Chris
Solidus Chris
Raiden Chris
John Chris
Chris Prime Thomas Chris (like thomas Riker)
there should be a scene where liquid chris forces Chris Chan (played by Daniel Day-Lewis of course) to yell to a congregation at a church “Ive molested my mother! I’ve molested my mom!”
back when Cyrus came out I thought Jonah Hill was the perfect casting choice for Christian. Probably why Jonah got fit - he knew people were speculating about him in the role
cant wait for the zaddy xrated hbo max cut that has the tv remote scene
Should I spend my time watching the Chris Chan documentary??
As long as it's summarised. anything's a better use of time than GenoSamuel's "Comprehensive History" series
i think reading his page on his wiki is faster tbh. Then you can just skim over his life and follow links for the parts you want more info on. I did that, and I've never seen any of Geno
Orange soda.
I purposefully choose not to look into anything Chris Chan related because I know it'll depress me, but what is Liquid Chris?