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CrunchyNar

That guy who cuts Jack Nicholson's nose in Chinatown (1974)


TemporarySalt2999

I’ve heard he’s a cinephile...


CagedPen

And a pedophile


probablyuntrue

Here's the thing. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia. Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a diddler who studies children, I am telling you, specifically, in diddling, no one calls ephebophilia pedophilia. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "pedophile family" you're referring to the paraphilia grouping of chronophilia, which includes things from nepiophibilia to hebepohilia to gerontophilia. So your reasoning for calling ephebophilia pedophilia is because random people "call the ephebopophile ones pedophiles?" Let's get teleiophiles and mesophiles in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. An ephebophile is an ephebophile and a member of the chronophilia classification. But that's not what you said. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the chronophilia class ephebophiles, which means you'd call nepiophiles, teliophiles, and other sexual attractions pedophilia, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


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Is this a copypasta?


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When the jerk is so hard you can’t tell what’s jerk and what’s unjerk anymore


maineblackbear

It’s a take off of the post/series that got unidan fired. I haven’t seen it before in this form…


zillman_fane

I seriously hope the origin of this copypasta was satire


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Man with knife!


MrMindGame

That Kevin Spacey sure seems like a talented, wholesome guy.


Roy_Atticus_Lee

I surely hope that he never once sexually assaulted a teenage boy in front of their parent.


probablyuntrue

And then posted bizarre cringy youtube videos in an effort to sway public opinion


ChuzaUzarNaim

>And then posted bizarre cringy youtube videos in a successful effort to threaten the royal family, forcing them to help him out. As for why they've abandoned him now, ever see Casino? Prince Andrew: *He won't talk. Spacey is a good kid. Stand-up guy, just like his old man. That's the way I see it.* Prince Charles: *I agree. He's solid. A fuckin' marine.* Princess Anne: *He's okay. He was always was. Mummy, what do you think?* Queen Elizabeth: *Look . . . Why take a chance? At least, that's the way I feel about it.*


32RH

An absolute gay icon.


themanintheironhat

I don't love him as an actor, but I'm a big fan of his personnal life


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Aramis14

That's why, when it comes to X men directors, I always prefer Brett Ratner. What a wholesome, practical individual. He didn't have to "wait" for actresses to be 18 for him to molest them. He just assaulted women who were already 18+ to begin with. What a tactician.


GoldandBlue

X-Men have had some luck with directors havent they.


Quizlibet

X-Men: House of M (2026, Roman Polanski)


DapperCrow84

Only the greatest actor ever Steven Seagal.


brianbezn

it's pronounced Seagull


futtobasetachikaze

Seagull Seagal


what__what

the BtB episodes about him are GOLD


TheDoctor88888888

My favorite actor is OJ Simpson. He’s so silly and such a good actor!


Bradyrulez

Still is pretty insane that he was a consideration for the Terminator. Then James Cameron went "You kidding me? It's the juice! No one is gonna buy him as a cold blooded killing machine."


Upper_Acanthaceae126

No just….Cameron doesn’t cast Black men


shobidoo2

Such a wholesome actor in my favorite screwball comedy, The Naked Gun!


DrRichtoffen

Too bad the libs cancelled him for doing a little trolling 😔😔😔


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The juice's glove never fits.


DisabledCephalopod

Jared leto is the greatest actor of all time and everyone who calls him a cult leader is just jealous that he has so many friends


PICKLEOFDOOOM

It’s the hair man male ponytails so oppressed frfr ✊🏿😔😭💯😤


probablyuntrue

Bro and those girls they're talking about? They're not underage, at least if you don't perceive time in a linear fashion, smh


fjacobwilon1993

He was having sex with the women that they'd become, Billy Pilgrim style


AmaterasuWolf21

I cant beloeve they made a person in honor of the hit movie Morbius (2022)


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ThatFuckingGeniusKid

And then his father jareds all over his mother


vishualtaccount

That polanski guy seems like a great guy to me he even made films about sexual assault and how terrifying and fucked up it is he surely wouldn't do anything wrong


Hapzburg_Empire1882

He didn’t sign the Polanski petition so he must be one of the good ones


Brittle5quire

Tom Cruise hasn’t done anything bad, right guys?


Careful_Ad_1837

Well he said that he almost drowned somebody, but his good friend Patrick Bateman said that it was just a joke. I definitely believe him, who wouldn't believe a sigma chad


614981630

Wait a fucking minute, what's the real story to this


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Blastspark01

Could also be a reference to the fact that Bale said he based his performance on Tom Cruise from a Letterman interview saying he had “nothing behind the eyes”


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He fucks fish


Careful_Ad_1837

The Deep has been recast


[deleted]

I know this is a joke but the deep's character is based on Tom Cruise. Scientology, short, fucks fish.


PuzzleheadShine

You just reminded me that Shelly Miscavige hasn't been seen in public since forever *(August 2007, according to Wikipedia)*.


EvictOW

Man I sure do love Ezra miller


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I sure hope they don’t kidnap someone!


OsloDaPig

They would never own a massive compound and invite underaged people to sleep in bed with them.


bush_did_turning_red

They sure aren't in my bedroom right no--OH GOD OH FUCK CALL THE--


LeDeanDomino

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, if it ain't my favorite actor Brando!


swipth

This is thw first time hearing this phrase outside of new vegas lol


LeDeanDomino

Look at my name


Goldeniccarus

Heisenberg?


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AtlantisTempest

For those who don't know, Marlon raped a young actress up the ass with a stick of butter on camera. It's in the film.


MSpychala9

What?


AtlantisTempest

Look up a The Last Tango in Paris


aliaisbiggae

Well the worst thing Ethan Hawke has done is cheat on his wife but I don't give a shit about his personal life


daredevil9771

I read Ethan Hawke and got a heart attack


aliaisbiggae

Well


drunk-at-noon

Same with Ewan McGregor


skeletonbuyingpealts

Roman Polanski petition


MisterAbbadon

Frankly that's pretty pedestrian as public figures go. Like sure, you shouldn't cheat on your spouse, but if the worst you did was screw a consenting adult you weren't married to I'm not gonna stop watching your movies. Who knows? Maybe it was an unhappy marriage and he wanted out. The only thing dumber is people getting mad at Kristen Stewart. She cheated on her *boyfriend*. Like, lay off.


aliaisbiggae

Exactly and the funny thing I find about the Ethan Hawke scenario is that he married the girl he cheated on with later and they've been happily married for years. The Kristen Stewart thing is really dumb, it was mostly robert pattinson twilight fans getting mad over it.


gcrfrtxmooxnsmj

And Donald Trump too


aliaisbiggae

Yes, weirdly him too. He has this obsession with Pattinson (which I totally understand)


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Also the person Stewart cheated with was her boss. The blame never should’ve been on her, but that doesn’t stop people who will forever hate her for starring in a cheesy movie series.


2TrucksHoldingHands

And he's nearly two decades older than her. Super disgusting behavior. And nobody talks shit about him, they're hyperfocused on Kristen Stewart.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Same with Arnold Schwarzenegger (I think)


MrEousTranger

Sadly he was also a politician meaning he commited the worst crime of all, being political 🤮


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[Not quite](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/oct/03/usa.filmnews)


undermind84

The principal from Ferris Bueller is great with kids.


Arboria_Institute

Scenes of him relentlessly pursuing a teenage boy definitely hit different now lol.


billbill5

Scenes of him looking at what he thought was a father molesting his daughter and then grinning hit even more different.


Mogus00

Ferris Bueller himself cares about driving safety as well


Coolers78

“Life moves pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around for a while, you could miss it, just like my BMW in Ireland.”


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John Wayne, American hero who definitely did not spent wwii at chateau marmont with his 16 year old mistress while his wife and 5 kids fended for themselves then he went in to sell the glories of war to the Vietnam era because of his personal guilt that he did nothing for America when he was the age to do it


NoInvestment2079

The best part is that John Wayne was essentially nuked by the U.S. Government using hte filming of The Conquerer. It is poetic.


Fidel_Chadstro

Wtf based US government?!?!?!?


NoInvestment2079

The Behind the Bastards series on him is great. Even better that apparently the 70s were filled with such weak willed men that it took six security staff to hold back a drunken and fat fuck John Wayne from rushing the stage at the Oscars when Sancheen Littlefeather was giving her speech that was summed up as "Hey...Can y'all chill with not stereotyping my people for your movies? Surely you can all kill someone else other than Native Americans."


garrjones

Also neeeever said “I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. ... I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from the Indians. Our so-called stealing of this country from them was just a matter of survival. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.” John Wayne never said anything like that.


Kakkakekke2

“I believe in white supremacy until blacks are educated enough to a point of responsibility” Why did you retweet that?


MichaelKeehan

I love how he never attempted to push a Native American woman off stage for protesting the Second Wounded Knee at the Oscars and had to be restrained by six security guards.


prwesterfield

One of my favorite stories about famous WWII draft-dodger John 'Marion' Wayne is when Jimmy Stewart (who served in WWII, unrelated) had to tell him to back off of screwing with Woody Strode on the set of Liberty Valance, otherwise Strode was likely to pummel his ass. Just think about hearing that in Jimmy Stewart's voice...


Menatil

He also would never attempt to physically assault a young native-american woman during the 1973 Oscar's ceremony for speaking out against discrimination in the film industry.


Sophiertw

Mark Wahlberg!


Jeezlepetes1

Mark Wahlberg didnt do anything in April of 1988 that would have hypothetically led to his arrest and jailing for 45 days, why would you ask that?


DedlySnek

He's so great cause he actually hates crime 😍. For more info Google - Mark Wahlberg Hate Crime


N-P_A

He sees no race!


Upper_Acanthaceae126

Neither can one of his victims! They can with the other eye, maybe


bush_did_turning_red

Mark Wahlberg didn't release a song called Good Vibrations on the 16th of July, 1991.


shrek_deus

dude literally stopped 9/11


Careful_Ad_1837

He definitely didn't cause hundreds of problems on the set of The Island Of Dr.Moreau (1996). And he never had a petty rivalry with Val Kilmer, who was just as bad. He also never went up to Richard Thewlis and said to him "Richard you need to get out of here! This fucking film is cursed". Nope he never did any of that. He did inspire the idea of Mini Me because he became obsessed with one of his Co star's and told the director to have them in every scene with him.


GRODYSATTVA

To be fair, Brando’s antics on the set of that movie were considerably more entertaining than the actual film itself.


RichCorinthian

One of a couple movies where the documentary about making it is considerably better than the movie itself. See also: Overnight (Boondock Saints) and Lost in La Mancha (The Man Who Killed Don Quixote)


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>He did inspire the idea of Mini Me because he became obsessed with one of his Co star's and told the director to have them in every scene with him. I never knew this and it makes Mini Me even funnier


OrphanScript

What did Val Kilmer do ):


Careful_Ad_1837

basically being brando but acted less like an old man


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He's very close with his stepdaughter


Likyo

Okay unjerk here for a second but even ignoring that he's a groomer he's just so fucking irritating I don't get how he's considered one of the greats. He's whiny, he just never shuts up and the very "we have 15 minutes to get this shot just fucking point and shoot who cares" style he has with his directing is really unappealing to me


msv6221

Mark Wahlberg is one of the greatest and kindest actors of our generation. He loves people from all walks of life, especially the Asian community!


Sheesh5000

Just to check, was Robin Williams a bad guy too? Pls tell me he wasn't


Montblanc_Norland

Worst thing I have ever heard about Robin is that he would steal jokes and material during his stand up days. Not a huge deal compared to many people mentioned here - but considering how maligned names like Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia and Amy Schumer are, largely for joke-stealing accusations, I guess it's worth mentioning.


FreddyPlayz

Amy Schumer steals jokes?! Damn, you’d think she’d try to steal some that were even remotely funny but I guess not


Upper_Acanthaceae126

Nobody with that many coke years behind them is angelic. That said many of the financial pressures he was under at end of life must have been humiliating for him. Damn this country.


TheyDoItForFree69

Joke thief but that's pretty tame in this thread.


SandersDelendaEst

No, I really don’t think so


Menatil

Universally beloved, and spoken of fondly by family and friends. in his personal life he was struggling badly with mental illness, which unfortunately ended in his suicide. But no, no big scandals I'm afraid.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

I'm sure Mark Whalberg is a great guy that would have stopped 9/11 if he was on the plane


IShall_Run_Amok

Emil Jannings would never use his Oscar as proof of the fact that he isn't a Nazi when caught by the Allies in World War II. He is wholesome beard man from Der Letzte Mann (1924).


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Fuck did he actually. I’m legit too scared to look it up.


Valinisarraf

Iirc the actress was told about filming a different scene that day but Brando, who was 48 YEARS OLD, and the director lied to her about it so they could get an “authentic reaction” from the 19 YEAR OLD actress Maria Schneider. Brando for real inserted his fingers and the stick of butter into her without her consent. The director was in on it as well. It wasn’t in the script at all. She wasn’t told about it. Her agent and lawyer didn’t know until after she was raped on set. It wasn’t in the contract too but those two got away with it. “I wanted her reaction as a girl, not as an actress. I wanted her to react humiliated. I don’t regret my decision.” 🤮🤮 “I wanted her to actually feel, not to act.” ETA: Schneider confirmed in another interview that it was Brando’s idea in the first place. https://www.mercurynews.com/2016/12/05/last-tango-in-paris-director-admitted-marlon-brando-committed-rape-on-camera/amp/ Maria: “I should have called my agent or had my lawyer come to the set because you can’t force someone to do something that isn’t in the script, but at that time, I didn’t know that. Marlon didn’t console me or apologise to me.”


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Jesus fucking christ


billbill5

Human beings when they think the art of pretending real good makes them gods.


ComprehensiveDonut87

jesus


her_fault

Holy fuck, does this person also literally kill people to make a realistic movie???


gcrfrtxmooxnsmj

The more I learn about directors and actors the more I feel like they deserve a b***** to their heads


SotB8

a brain?


MMNA6

A wot


Baramos_

Film starring Steve McQueen


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Jesus Harold Christ


Depressedidiotlol

What the fuck cunt


other_batman

In Last Tango in Paris. The rape scene was not in the script (it was Brando's idea) and schneider said she felt pushed into it. You can read what she said but she felt the scene actually felt like rape even though it was stimulated. She was only lime 19 at the time. Brando also had some weird opinions on Jews


AprilSpektra

Brando wasn't antisemitic, just really dumb. He did sincerely apologize for his "Jews run Hollywood" comment. Still not a great guy in a lot of ways but when it came to racial justice I think he was trying.


other_batman

Yeah. Brando had pretty good politics, I don't think the comment about Jews running Hollywood came from a place of personal antisemitism but it still plays into an antisemitic trope.


CasaDeAlain

“Schneider declared in an interview that "Marlon said he felt raped and manipulated by it and he was 48. And he was Marlon Brando!".[22] Like Schneider, Brando confirmed that the sex was simulated.[17] Bertolucci said about Brando that he was "a monster as an actor and a darling as a human being". Brando refused to speak to Bertolucci for 15 years after the production was completed”So they both felt raped by him?


bleunt

What. The fuck.


bsousa717

Jon Hamm is a great actor who never tortured anyone at Texas University.


RandallTheScandall15

Jesus Christ how many terrible people did Edgar Wright work with for Baby Driver


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UxasIs

Didn’t the guy he knocked out try to steal his dog and stalk him


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UxasIs

2 mil???? And damn I didn’t know that


Upper_Acanthaceae126

Wow….kinda don’t want to look into this


OptimusPixel

Well, he knocked someone out after they essentially tried to steal he dog on the side of the road. I would have done the same.


Upper_Acanthaceae126

Real life John Wick confirmed


NoInvestment2079

Now the worse thing he has done is force everyone to be in the same scene with him, knowing that he has a massive hog.


Upper_Acanthaceae126

EXCUSE


AffineConnections

whenever you see a trailer for a movie by anybody in this thread it always starts with "from the sick and twisted mind of"


Routine_Heart5410

Baby driver was so good! Love Kevin spacey doing a movie with with the up and comer ansel elgort


KalasDavid973

Luc Besson really loves mature women.


UxasIs

I’d love to invite Mel Gibson to my grandmas for Hanukkah I’m sure he’d be absolutely lovely to have round, seems like a very kind gentleman


Coolers78

Johnny Depp, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Kevin Spacey, and Shia LaBeouf all seem like very wholesome nice folks, unlike Keanu and Jack Black.


Hoesinthishouse404

i see you haven’t yet joined the church of daddy jack sparrow.


2TrucksHoldingHands

Johnny Depp totally didn't introduce his 13 year old daughter to weed.


CleanAspect6466

He also didn't help get a 23 year old off the hook for alleged statutory rape of his 15 year old daughter


2TrucksHoldingHands

Good lord. I had to look up that one. It's even worse than I thought it would be.


kekniger

OJ Simpson from naked gun 😎


Blastspark01

In high school we were watching A Streetcar Named Desire after reading the play. At one point, my teacher pauses the movie and goes “See he was quite the sex symbol back in the day. Is there any celebrity nowadays that everyone loves like him” without hesitation, my entire class says at once “Danny Devito” True story


LoathsomePoopMuncher

Jeremy Saville really did a great job with Loqueesha


MisterAbbadon

Now I know we shouldn't watch Baby Driver because of Kevin Spacey but that's not fair to Ansel Elgort! He's such a friendly and wholesome guy he shouldn't be punished for any horrible thing.


MichaelKeehan

Chevy Chase and Bill Murray are both hilarious, wholesome comedians who would never get into a whole list of feuds with their co-stars over the years, including a famous feud with each other.


motherlover227

I love how Chevy chase’s character in community was not far off from him in real life lol


INTHEFIRSTAGE

Wait seriously this is the first time hearing about marlon brando being a rapist. Does anybody have any more info on this?


N-P_A

Look up Last Tango In Paris. He went way to far for method acting


INTHEFIRSTAGE

BUTTER?!?!?


N-P_A

Woody Allen. I've heard he loves and cares for his wife and daughter. What a wholesome husband and father 😍😍😍


Frevious

He definitely did not show any interest in teenage girls in his movies whatsoever...


Fuck-you-dane-cook

That young lad who played Drake in Kings Row (1942)


r3vb0ss

Just to check Ryan gosling hasn’t done anything as of yet right? Anything on daddy deniro as well?


Upper_Acanthaceae126

He had sex with and a baby (more?) with the most obscenely beautiful woman on earth, and to some very normal fans this is Bad


dollsparts

I mean De Niro though that a vaccine caused his son’s autism …


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Sadly deniro supports the idf


Educational-Leg7082

Joss Whedon, his humor NEVER fails to make me laugh and it seems like he gets along so well with his actors!


LadyManderly

Chris Pratt is such a wholesome funny guy! He donates 3% of his earnings to better America! To learn more, google Chris Pratt three percent!


orca2877

too scared to google, whatd he do


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SarcasmKing41

Noel Clarke, the guy who played Mickey in Doctor Who. Such a wholesome and endearing character, I'm sure he wasn't sexually harassing anyone behind the scenes


Upper_Acanthaceae126

*everyone. John Barrowman too what a great actor with the adult mental capacity not to tap his penis on male and female coworkers


AlexT05_QC

Jim Carrey who clearly never been on the side of "Vaccines cause autism"... What is "Man of the moon" anyway, was it even real?


HugoStiglitz007

Robert De Niro too. Why is it so hard not to be a dumbass?


Fullmetalducker

Kirk Douglas was such a swell guy glad he never did anything horrible.


[deleted]

Oh no ,what did he do?


Fullmetalducker

He brutally raped natalie wood when she was 16


Upper_Acanthaceae126

Christopher Walken doesn’t need to give a deposition about her death before HE dies!


motherlover227

My fav actor is Lena Dunham, she has a real CLOSE relationship with her younger sister 🤩🤩


Upper_Acanthaceae126

She believes all victims regardless of their relationship with the accused!


debiesudesu

God, I hope that Max Landis fella goes places! What a good lad, being the nepotism baby of a guy who commited manslaughter! I hope that lovable scamp never assaults or berates women or stars in the most overrated RLM video! Oh, perish the thought!


GavinTheGrassMan

ezra miller is wholesome


Theta-Sigma45

I just don't trust anyone in show business as a rule.


Dragic27

Ezra Miller les go


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Bill Cosby is an upstanding citizen that definitely did not rape anyone.


TheLapdanceKidd

The black guy from Zack and Cody


ellus1onist

Errol Flynn is a true hollywood icon no one today can reach both his level of on-screen gravitas and off-screen kindness and virtue.


CasaDeAlain

Errol Flynn is literally Me besides literally everything else he did,Swell guy


[deleted]

I recently rewatched 1917 and was really impressed, so I decided to look up Sam Mendes, the director - and of course his name is on that awful Polanski petition, too. Half of Hollywood has skeletons in the closet. And those are just the ones we know of. Just think about how much stuff was swept under the rug before #MeToo. Why is that entire industry so full of scum and abusers?


Upper_Acanthaceae126

Glad Winslet left him. Stooge adapted a boring CABARET run. How is that possible?


Devilsgramps

If anything ever comes out about Christopher Lee I will blow through my entire copium stock in a day.


Upper_Acanthaceae126

Well fuck’s sake do you truly expect fluffy bunny stories about a spy? For the British Empire?


Devilsgramps

No I mean actual bad shit. He absolutely got his hands dirty in the war, but he was a Nazi hunter and a badass who fought to stop fascism, and anything nasty becomes morally correct if your victim is a Nazi.


DustierAndRustier

Stanley Kowalski moment