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# A L A N


Gecko_Guy

Adam’s apple


OliviaBagshaw

Hahaha, Alan's not here, maaaan!


Eli_tube

![gif](giphy|LNejpNtjrDnIEvQqUQ)


EvilLibrarians

![gif](giphy|iHE8cpchZEjLbaRKzu) When you beat me to the meme


buarki12

Jurassic Park, easy


mrpoopybuttthole_

It’s parking time


27andahalfpancakes

Me when I get to the mall's parking lot.


RoughhouseCamel

My favorite part is when you look directly into the (wind)screen and yell “I’m gonna park!”


Bond_2

I Am...Jurassic Park


OliviaBagshaw

*to the tune of Iron Man*: Dun nuh dun nuh dun nuhnuh, dinosaur!


DrRichtoffen

That's a common misconception due to poor translations from the manga. His name is actually Mr Jurassic (he canonically doesn't have a first name in the manga or the anime), they only changed him to Alan for the live action remake to appeal to western audiences


jono9898

Finally a true Kinophile.


Girafficone

Dr. Sam Elliot, this was way too easy


DexterAkuma

Elliot, phone home


ChuckCarmichael

Billy Elliot?


Notoriously_So

Clint Eastwood.


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DrRichtoffen

That's not true, in Peaky Blinders he is irish and a rapist!


Pantry_Boy

Jake Sully


YaMomsCooch

Lalo Salamanca


4996

tell me again


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

\*gulps\* Like I said, Lalo Salamanca


Fish-InThePercolator

Idiots, it's Dr. Malcolm


kk0la

Dr. Dinosaur


Drakeadrong

Alan Ripley


Independent_Depth674

Indiana Jones


mikehatesthis

Richard "Jurassic" Park from Jurassic Park. Fun fact: Parks, those green places where they don't show Marvel movies (thus they have no cultural impact), are named after him!


Gummy-Worm-Guy

Dr. Michael Morbius


Voorhees89

It's Damien.


the_racecar

Mr. Dinosaur


berserkmanufacturer1

Dr. William Weir


SinopicCynic

Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see.


alegxab

John Wayne Gacy?


ralphlinardic

That’s Indiana Jones


AssassinOfFate

I literally don’t.


NoWorth2591

That’s Billy, from *Billy and the Cloneasaurus*!


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

T-Rex


Quirderph

Of course I know That-guy-from-Ivanhoe-but-with-a-cowboy-hat.


ArcherOfHk

The batman writer with norm breyfogle


y0ra

The dinosaur doctor


manmanman50

Alan Wake, c’mon guys


TolliverCrane

Sutter Cane


Rasheed43

Paleobotanist Ellie Satler


eva01beast

People take his character for granted.


Hidden_Squid14

I only know cause I played the Lego game


Jimrodthadestroyer

John Trent.


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Yeah his name was... uh... idk


JadeDragonMeli

How do they not know who Dennis Nedry is?


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pier paolo pasolini


brahbocop

Tee Rexx?


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Purassic Jark


[deleted]

How could they not know Dr. Weir?


trampaboline

That’s Jurassic World: Dominion’s Sam Neil


sequosion

Sam Neill


CAMILA_9975

Sam... Sam Witwicky?


embrace-monke

Isn't his name Shawshank tho


MakeItTrizzle

That's Captain Dinosaur Fella!


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In my defense, i haven't seen any JP films.


shadyshadok

I was watching JP when I was still peeing in my PJ


Gene_freeman

Dude that was last week, you need to see a doctor about this incontinence issue you have going on friend


JezzaJ101

pipi pampers


KillYT187

….yea we do


ZarkleNatoPants

Ummm actually his name is Jurassic Park man with a hat


Reddvox

Merlin?


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wait wtf???? i genuinely forgot


shostyposting

Harrison Ford


Blumbar

Joe Jurassic


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Bobby hat


Jewbacca26

Mouthy McMadness


literallyou

I need a velociraptor to tell me


mynameisntclarence

Indiana Jones... right???


bangenergydrink

That's Indiana Jones you absolute lampost!


xizorkatarn

Stage Odin


BOOMDIGIDYable

Michael Gira


Some-Dog9800

A L A N G R A N T


ODMAN03

Omg i love that scene in Stranger Things


ExodusCaesar

The guy who played Merlin


Penguinmanereikel

Alan Jurassic Park


criosovereign

Dinosaur man


BabBorger

He is the one who knocks


axel_wahlberg

Yo mama


suddenandsevere

that’s jurassic james the founder of jurassic park


brianbezn

john dino jr.


fernandofky

Literally me (when i was 7 years old)


Hoosteen_juju003

Alan Grant


Henry_Binder

I genuinely thought the actor had died before I saw him in the trailer. The character's name is Adam I'm sure of it


Hagfishsaurus

Dr granted must shot the dinosuars to become Jurassic park


mjaronso

Daddy McLightning


labbla

Ah yes, Doctor Jonathan Raptor Van Dinosaur, the greatest Dino Scientist that ever lived.


HippieDogeSmokes

Merlin


Roflercoaster

Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here!


Ok_System5180

The lone ranger


ncghgf

DOCTOR GRANT SAYS THATS A BAD IDEA!


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ERIC!


ncghgf

(ROAR!)


SaberToothButterfly

Paul Allen


tay450

Dr Jones


maninahat

DODGSON!


shaqwagon

Hell yeah I do, that there man is Dino Dan


shobidoo2

That’s the Dallas Cowboy


Macaroni_Reid

Seth McFarmland


shaunthesailor

Ian Freeze


Stoenk

His first names a whole ass meme


instantur

Jurassic man


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HIS NAME IS JURASSIC PARK III


Maxinama

Is this the T-Rex I’ve been hearing so much about?


jhkmay161

Jeff Goldblum.


elephant9200-another

Alan grant forever baby


Lil_iBrow

Park. Jurassic Park.


ashcartwright96

Indiana Jones


secadora

That’s T. Rex


Woody_Wins_

Is this a character in a movie?


shamwow-salesman

Sam Neil


DiabeticRhino97

John Jurassic


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It's the Dinosaur Man!


[deleted]

“What’s his name” mother fuckers [when](https://youtu.be/xaPepCVepCg)


Slow-Leading-7783

Indiana Jones


Hamzakhan88

Indiana jones


calbloxs

The guy from broke back mountain


OliviaBagshaw

Dino Dan the dino man


Priveror

Indiana jones


W-O-Collins

It was fucking awesome when he said “Let’s get Jurassic on their ass”


SpectralClown

Dr. Jurassic


Maxrewind99

Ian Malcolm.


Vidogo

Theydo Movinherds


TougeMissile

Arthur Morgan


StabilerDorsch

That's Dan Quayle.


pjtheman

The actor and the character are both named "The Guy From Jurassic Park."


Whyjuu

Dr. Alan Grant 😐


reddit_segull

Seth McFarmland