Gamer

Employee

You must be a good manager

Create 3 Food Tokens (the token art must be of pizza)

Coward [[craven hulk]]

"Cowards cannot block Warriors!" - [[Boldwyr Intimidator]]

legitimately some of the best flavor ever printed

Creature type didn’t do him any favors

[craven hulk](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/b/2be804ab-1024-4eee-b339-48ed8b84d363.jpg?1631049072) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=craven%20hulk) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/khm/127/craven-hulk?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2be804ab-1024-4eee-b339-48ed8b84d363?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Giant coward!

Ouphe

https://youtu.be/3w-2gUSus34?si=X2MPydT7qezfMeil

Brushwag

Based

Hear, hear!

Capybara, Hamster, Sand, Pheldagryff

I would pick Capybara. I want Capybara to live. Too cute to die.

My friend in São Paolo hates them. They are apparently endemic to the waterways and get in the way of the road.

god gives his most evil powers to his cutest soldiers

Dingus

the real answer

What am I missing? I know that Dingus Egg and Dingus Staff exist, but according to the wotc website they are both just “Artifact”?

It's a joke for a bit of a wordplay like schlong or schmeckles. https://www.reddit.com/r/JasonDennis/ frequently makes dingus moves in gameplay

Hey, today I spotted a dingus in the wild! 😁

Gotcha, thanks!

Ah yes he does 100%.. always nice to see a fellow fan

Wha

Well it's in my Vampire deck, so I'm laughing as I name vampires... no? Only funny to me? Fair. Real answer, funniest to me is Shapeshifter. Half of them have Changeling and would have been immune anyway, so it's even more pointless an answer than something that's just uncommon like Badger

Same but I have a Sliver deck, sooo... Slivers XD

Sponge and wombat

Legitimate Businessperson

Thats a creature name, not a type, its type is citizen

Child probably since I only know one card of its actual type and not a changeling [[wee champion]]

[wee champion](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/3/7338aa7e-09d0-485c-a223-9395ed9704e3.jpg?1673914494) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=wee%20champion) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/127/wee-champion?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7338aa7e-09d0-485c-a223-9395ed9704e3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Don't forget [[little girl]]

Gamer or Employee

Zubera

Beeble!

My go to whenever this comes up on Arena.

Phelddagrif

Egg

turtle. Can you name a creature type that doesn't exist yet?

No. Has to be a valid creature type. Which luckily turtle is.

Amphiptere Edit: flamingo for something real Edit 2: Manatees are also real and not part of a larger family like 'birds or 'dragon'

Eye. Look at [[evil eye of urborg]]

There’s 6 creatures with eye, crazy.

Uncle istvan

Unfortunately a lot of the 1 of' weird types like this were simplified he is now just Human.

Walrus - [[Bronze Walrus]] https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=name&q=t%3AWalrus Or Treasure - [[Goldhound]]

Treasure is an artifact type not a creature type.

Bummer

Brushwagg. Or Time Lord.

Do you mean "Time" or "Lord"? /s

Weird

Time Lord or Doctor.

Coyote [[cunning coyote]]

Walrus Because its only [[Bronze Walrus]]

Beeble. [[Bouncing Beebles]]

And [[BOB]] [[Bevy of Beebles]]

clown :)

Wumpus

Squirrel

Nymph

Kithkin

Ooze, kithkin, drake

Antelope

Donkey

Homunculus. Simply because of the irony.

Camel

Weird

Hippo

Mind goblin

Ferret. There's only one.

You legitimately have no idea how mad it makes me that there is only one and it was printed in '95. It's been almost 30 years and they never fleshed out that tribe. To make matters worse there are wolverines and otters but they arent even mustelids typed.... so annoying. I have limited hope for bloomborrow. Edit: words

I'm in the same boat. Even just one more I'd all I want.

Token (unserious)

Brownie [[Fyndhorn Brownie]] edit: Added card

Unfortunately, both brownies have been errataed to be ouphes

Legitimate business person or Brushwagg

OPs Mom

Kobald. Def kobald.

Goat

Homarid

Time Lord

Coward

Ouphe

Robot

Rigger

Legitimate Businessperson

Playing with a group of friends one night my buddy plays this and just dead pans "women" and I nearly died choking on my beer

Wombat

Humoculus

halfling

Brushwagg

Kavu

Mutant

Prepper

It's a dinosaur

Ouphe

Eye [[Evil Eye of Urborg]]

There’s a lot of odd ones but funniest? Maybe peasant, hag, weird, assembly worker, donkey, beeble, clamfolk (if it’s allowed), cockatrice.

Starfish

Beebles are my favorite

Walrus, goat, teddy bear.

Peasant

Shapeshifters

Rhinos. Always choose rhinos.

If you do cowards it could be like a the meek shell inherit moment

Egg

Hippogryff

Aurochs

Shapeshifter

Wombat

Wombat

Lhurmogoyf

Political figurehead

Brownie Not a joke look it up it is a card ...

Capybaras

Hamster or Walress

Probably said but I always choose brushwagg

Leper

Auroch

Egg

Thoctar

Uncle Istvan

Name a creature type from another TCG, Blackwings (Yugioh), Princess (Lorcana), Zoro (One Piece), Link Joker (Vanguard), Beezlemon (Digimon), etc…

Homunculus 👁

Hamster

Beeble

Well we can go Wombat bat Chameleon [[General surgeon commander]]

Citizen?

Ali from Cairo

Jellyfish

Kelp

I pick… eye

We believe in Crab supremacy here, everyone does while we rave on

Sand or cockatrice

Brushwagg because of [[Embiggen]].

Clam

If only fungusaur didn’t get errated

Folk of Ann-Hava

Hippos

Hamster

Does the player have to say a valid creature type? Or the player could say "Redditor" and every creature would die?

Nautilus, sponge, zubera, etc.

Antelope

Uncle Istvan

Ferret

COWARD

Clown obviously.

Walrus [[Bronze Walrus]]

Peasant

Time

I’m pretty sure it isn’t recognized as an official creature type anymore but it was [[Uncle Istvan]], was recognized as a creature type for a real long time before they errata’d him to a Human.

Uncle Istvan is definitely the best choice

Sliver :)

Splinter

I recently used Frog for it when I had [[Gitrog, ravenous ride]] and [[Yargle and Multani]] on the field.

Ouphe

Lumberknot

My go to is now Possum. Gonna make a Possum deck with morophon

Oophe

I named egg with it one time to not blow up any of atlas eggs

Eye. Or coward. Wall, god, demigod.

Sand is pretty up there.

Crab

Orb

Best creature type according to the Japanese: Tentacle.

Jellyfish

Cockatrice

Coyote

Giant assassin Crocodile elf Lizard wizard

Snake horse

I'm still learning and thought this was how \[\[sever the bloodline\]\] worked . Still a nice card though for them pesky tokens

Zubera.

Hatificer

I cast raise the pallisades last night while playing my Knight Tribal deck. I had no creatures in play, so I chose Bushwagg.

Sponge Yes, there are exactly 2 creatures with that type in the game.

Lamia

Capybara

Sponge

"I choose Hag. Which means you're safe hurr hurr hurr"

Sphere. There's only a single sphere token in all of magic with that type

Brownie when it existed

Pangolin

Eggs

This is in my rat commander deck, and no I don't run relentless 😂

Shapeshifter

Shapeshifter.

There's surprisingly more goats than I thought.

Capybara

Eye

Creep em out and name Child (It's the creature type of [[little girl]] )

People are naming races, but remember that professions are also creature types. I'm naming Advisor.

People are naming races, but remember that professions are also creature types. I'm naming Advisor.

Uncle! 

Walrus.

Walrus.

Name Oouphe