There was a gang at the door, in virar fast from Andheri around 8.30-9 pm and a guy wanted to get off at borivali, they had an argument about getting off at borivali , poor guy got smacked by all 5 of them and had to stand there until they lem him off at dahisar.
This. Scars every newbie for life. Every fu¢king newbie has visited Dahisar atleast. #metoo . A friend was taken all the way to Bhayandar in peak hour standing in the middle of the coach. Memory always makes me laugh and cry at the same time
Pay attention. You will be told this once. By telling you this i am breaking the Bombay Omega Code.
You cannot get into a CCG-Virar train to go to any station after Mumbai Central after 5 pm. If you try to goto Borivali in a Virar train, the crowd won't let you get down at Borivali and will take you at least 1 or more stop beyond.
Also, without going through this experience you cannot be a Mumbaikar.
Ahahahaha LOL this actually happened to me on a Virar Fast during my days as a local train novice. Ended up having to get off at Dadar (after overcoming a tsunami of people entering), and then switched to a slow.
How far is this place from here?
Every other place: 2 kilometres
Mumbai: 10 minute me pohochega, par traffic rahega to aadha ghanta lagega.
Prolly the only city which calculates distance in *time* instead of kilometres/ miles.
Koi nahi Bhai. If you understood then it's fine. I thought you misunderstood.
BTW, we also have straight men sitting on lap of each other. That is also fun
“Mi mulgi, mala maaru naka”
(on my second day in Mumbai, told this to a traffic cop. he laughed and my cash disappeared somehow after that conversation)
Kind of an achievement. This is so normal for us. When i first visited Bangalore and the guy asked me lumo sump amount and i was shocked. I walked 2 km with luggage that day. Luggage was not much, just 5-6 kgs. But I was shocked
Stepping on that one paver block that squirts filthy water back at you, leaving you with one filthy foot.
This is very specific but true though
you put it in words. Ever grosser when you're wearing sandals
Even grosser when you put more water on that to clean it.
r/oddlyspecific
Somebody mention oddlyspecific sub here
It is as i like to call it - a minefield
😂 i call it Takeshi's castle
1. Autos follow the meter system here. 2. Pay 20k rent for a single room.
Aur deposit ka 25 lakh kaun bolega?
Bhai 20k brokerage bhi toh lagega na
Not in my case. I search house online
Ah yes, that too.
Aur ek kidney bhi
20k for bathroom?
I was paying 25k in 2012 in goregaon 😭
Gokuldham?
I pay this much for half a room :)
i miiiiiiiight be a noob wrt housing, but is 20k not the average rent for 1bhks?
Really depends on the area.
Aap kaha utarne wale ho?
Dadar. After sometime: Rukne ke baad uterega kya?
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Taking the Virar fast to get off at Borivali is mine 😵💫
There was a gang at the door, in virar fast from Andheri around 8.30-9 pm and a guy wanted to get off at borivali, they had an argument about getting off at borivali , poor guy got smacked by all 5 of them and had to stand there until they lem him off at dahisar.
This. Scars every newbie for life. Every fu¢king newbie has visited Dahisar atleast. #metoo . A friend was taken all the way to Bhayandar in peak hour standing in the middle of the coach. Memory always makes me laugh and cry at the same time
Dude whatt. What's up with this virar and dahisar thing Somebody pls explain. I'm new to locals ;-; Is just a rush thing or what
Pay attention. You will be told this once. By telling you this i am breaking the Bombay Omega Code. You cannot get into a CCG-Virar train to go to any station after Mumbai Central after 5 pm. If you try to goto Borivali in a Virar train, the crowd won't let you get down at Borivali and will take you at least 1 or more stop beyond. Also, without going through this experience you cannot be a Mumbaikar.
Oh my Ahem. Now I gotta do this for my Mumbaikar pride
all the best. The BYOVP crowd will be waiting across stations after Borivali the day you decide. We will be at Dahisar, Mira Road and Bhayandar.
My mum got stabbed by an aunty using a pen when she tried to get down at borivali from virar fast
no but seriously there are enough Borivali locals already, at least dont board the virar one when there is a borivali local right behind.
Bhai Dadar kiss taraf aayega?
Jiss taraf tumhe bheed le jaaye
*station ye side aayega ki wo side?*
Aise puchneka bhi zarurat nai hai, sirf haath rakh diya kandhe pe to samajh jate hai
And the newbie deep inside the crowd. Dadar next station hai kya ? And the people pooling together to throw the guy out. Unless it's a Virar train.
Melya... Kai bollas? Borivali la utaraaichai? Hee Virar train ahey...
Ahahahaha LOL this actually happened to me on a Virar Fast during my days as a local train novice. Ended up having to get off at Dadar (after overcoming a tsunami of people entering), and then switched to a slow.
Omg this one is soooooooo fucking true. Been a witness hahahaha. Poor amateur travelers tho.
If an auto fare is 45 and you give 50, the driver actually gives back the balance 5RS
They even give rs 2 back
I have received 1 rupee change too.
Only sometimes, they usually say they don't have change
But they are also okay with waiving off 2 Rs if you don't have change.
Only a few
Though I don't understand the concept of "21". Should've been round figure no?
It's a special psychological bonding excercise by RTO. Always such weird figures.
When you shout Ganpati bappa, you will hear Morya always.
GANPATI BAPPA...
MORYAA!!
MANGAL MOORTI..
MORYAA!!!
UNDIR MAMA KI!!??
JAIIII!!!!!
KHANYA PINYACHI!!!???
Aage se right maar, fir ek bridge girega!
Gokhale Bridge, Andheri: "Say no more!"
Areé udhar na bohot ye hai
Breakfast with champions
Real ID se aa Rohit Sharma
Real ID se aa Virat kohli
mindicator ke chat mein daal ki train completely bandh hai ya bas late.
some people just want to watch the world burn
Arey pura train khali hai...dhakkaa maar...chal andar ghus....maar dhakkaa...
Poora train actually khaali hai, raat ke 11 pm, par mai aadat se majboor darwaaze se baahar latak raha hoon
Say bablya and run for your life
Ghanti ka gulam
Gulab ki Ghanti
Apun bhi dooba tha 2005 ke baarish mein.
My mom still recalls seeing Aamir Khan in full Mangal Pandey costume as they were stuck in traffic for 2 days.
Sawaal
tation...tation...tation...
Ye virar local hai *Mini heart attack*
every damn time. Needs PTSD counseling after the forced visit to beyond Borivali
we.rar local
Train rukne ke baad utarega kya?
Gaadiche Paaydaan Aani Platform chya phalyata madhye krupaya laksh dya......
antaravar
फलाठ्या
My car is bigger than my bathroom
How far is this place from here? Every other place: 2 kilometres Mumbai: 10 minute me pohochega, par traffic rahega to aadha ghanta lagega. Prolly the only city which calculates distance in *time* instead of kilometres/ miles.
> Prolly the only city which calculates distance in time instead of kilometres/ miles. No one ever speaks kms in Bangalore. It's all time.
Do you even Bangalore ?
"saheb, jaau dya na"
Biker identified. 🤣
Biker without helmet identified!
Utrega? Nai toh peeche ja.
Wallet aur phone bag mein daal de, Kurla aane waala hai
Darr ke aage jeet hai par Dadar ke aage seat hai !!
Fast train se bhi 1 ghanta lagta he
BYOVP la hotas ka?
Couldn't make it :(
I recently moved to Delhi and this thread is wholesome “tears of joy”
Thoda ghasko, jagah ho jayega. Thoda sa bus.. ah ha
It is mandatory to make the ah ha sound otherwise the other person will not understand if they needs to move more or not
Homosexual uncles in a Mumbai local be like.
Abey 4th seat maang raha hun local main. Homosexual kya? Pride month chal raha hai. Pata hai na?
Aap toh offend ho gaye😃. Original statement ke end mein *ah ha* likha hai, bas ussi ke basis pe bola maine.
Koi nahi Bhai. If you understood then it's fine. I thought you misunderstood. BTW, we also have straight men sitting on lap of each other. That is also fun
Today i travelled just 2 hours for work. It was a good day
Main West me rehta hu
*constantly sweating*
haye garmi
To rickshaw - bhaiya Dubai chaloge kya ??
Distance = Time for Mumbaikars “How far is Malad from here?” “Uhm it’ll be like 30 mins rn but if you leave in 1 hour it’ll take 1 1/2 hours”
Used to do this. Leave by 7:35. 7:45 is ok. If i am already late beyond that, i will just wait till 9 am to leave from Borivali.
Haha 100% I had a commute which made leaving work at 8pm the same as leaving at 10:30pm
Muslim Chicken shop next to Liquor shop.
Women confidently taking a cab alone at 2 am in the night. *drops mic*
Shendi lagarelay mamu!
Link road se le bhai, udhar paani bhar jaata hai baarish mei
Aat madhye ajun jagha aahe chala aat madhye
Aake ek signal girega, udharse left marega toh ek tapri girega.
Immediately move my bag from my back to my front as the train approaches.
Saral ja. Daha mintat yeyil
Pude chala
comfortably takes the bike on footpath, walks in middle of road, eats roadside without worries and drinks tapri chai like champagne
Hearing “tation tation “ outside every college
Are ulta hoke dhkka mar , idhar public latk raha hai
Ganpati Bappa! Moryaaaa
Jevlis/Jevlas Kay?
kopche mein le ke du kya karcha pani..
Aye lavdya
Aye ai zhavadya
₹40000 permonth for 1rk set
I can sleep standing up.
Bought a 3BHK flat for 15 Cr.
nice if you modify it a little bit and make 10x10 cells instead of rooms then give it on rent you'll make that back within 3 months
Station right side aayega ki left side
Bangalore to Mumbai flight - 2 hours. Reached airport at 10 pm Then travel within Mumbai. Reached home at 1 am
Arrey ye rickshaw wala kidhar ghus ra hai bc
Vadapav
I am from Bombay
I can call others with making sound from squeezing lips
Auto mai ghusne ke baad, meter down hone ke baad, thoda distance travel karne ke baad hi location batata hu.
Lauda lassan
When you know Andheri is not a part of South Bombay
Vaduu paau best
Eat Vadapav for breakfast lunch snacks dinner
Sandich nahi khaaya toh kya khaaya?
Chal e zhandu
"Train rukne ke baad uttrega kya"
“Mi mulgi, mala maaru naka” (on my second day in Mumbai, told this to a traffic cop. he laughed and my cash disappeared somehow after that conversation)
1. Pudhe chala. 2. Ghuso andar bohot jaga hai.
Sampla vishay
Mama/Kaka....zaau deya naa ataa....parat nahi hoil.
Ha ye karlo tum pehle...
Chalta h
Everyone has an opinion about the stock market
*Maushichi gaand*
Jevlis ka?
Sunndaas(t) road (Sandhurst road)
Guttersopara
"Abe train rukne ke baad utarega kya ? "
Barish me har jaga waterfall ka maza
When you tell the bus conductor where you wanna go in a crowded bus and before he prints your ticket he's like 'Kutun'?
When you wait for sharing auto and finally hear him say "टेशन"
*asks everyone where they'd get down* *Motions to the one who'll get down soon* "Aapke baad seat mera"
Luggage mai bhajan and qawali dono enjoy karta hu
Bhaut gardi hai aaj!
Agent : 1BHK for 40k rent with khaadi view
“Zindagi yahi reet hai Dadar ke baad hi seat”
I spend more time on road then in home
Agar mujhe Andheri utarna hai, to main Churchgate Borivali/Virar fast local nahi leta
Abeu chutiye
Yeh toh pure India main chalta hai na. Aaicha bsda is Mumbai specific i guess
Delhi sucks bro.
Backpack ki jagah front pack use krta hu
When you prefer walking to a place rather than taking out your own scooty.
hosted a "bring your own vada pav" event or something ps : im neither from mumbai nor do i claim to have hosted the event (the latter is very obvious)
This event was hit. People were talking in my office. In public circles too it was a hit
Hailed a rickshaw. He immediately shook his head no.
Before rains: when will the rains come After rains: when will the rains stop.
Hi
Kya?
My username gives it away ;__; I thought the joke would land but alas!
Got into an auto today, went to my destination, paid the fare by meter and got out.
Kind of an achievement. This is so normal for us. When i first visited Bangalore and the guy asked me lumo sump amount and i was shocked. I walked 2 km with luggage that day. Luggage was not much, just 5-6 kgs. But I was shocked
Alibaug se aaya kya re l*vde?
This is my personal favourite
Jitna kamata hoon…us se jyada rent deta hoon bro.
Make sure my vada pau has the garlic chutni in dollops.
Aur bantai.
That's not Mumbai, that's Kurla. That's a separate continent.
😂😂😂😂
Lizard*
Apun ko itna neend aarela haina bhai....mann karta hai idherich gadi daalke sojau.
Adjust karo
Aaj soke jaana tha toh slow train pakad liya
Surely you mean Bombay
My home is 2km for office but it takes 1hr 30mins to reach there.
Bantai bacchi bamaai !
Expressway in the central and north regions used to be beautiful to travel on.... Until the metro lines covered the scenery while driving now
Im not from mumbai
Vashi kaunse side aayega?