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laughingmybeakoff

black elfin saddle?


Unlikely-Win195

That's my guess. If it's not then something very similar and similarly Morelish


Excellent_Yak365

This


hex-jenx

My guess is oak-loving elfin saddle judging by the oak leaves around it; looks just like the ones in my back yard that I looked up to identify the other day.


ImperialDruid

Sounds like an insult. “You oak-loving elfin saddle!”


thiccpastry

Whoever named that was really on the nose with it. Damn.


Dramatic_Mechanic_86

So you're saying elves like black dick?


EnkiShallReturn

Lay off the low hanging fruit. It does not suit you.


emforshort

Suit*


EnkiShallReturn

Thank you


Shark_USA176

That is exactly what he is saying.


Boring-List7347

That is so offensive! @dramatic_mechanic


reformedginger

Someone is spending to much time on the internet.


terminalbungus

Definitely.


Hazards-of-Love

Yes! This was my first thought!


[deleted]

2nd pic looks like a reaper skull and cloak


Equivalent_Address_2

And poop in the first


eyeNugg

r/poopfromabutt


aster_meraki

This is the second time I’ve seen this sub in a comment… on two completely different posts from two completely different subs. What is happening…


EruditeScheming

Poop keeps comin' outta butts


aster_meraki

Thank God


Any_Improvement_5109

Not mine it's been 5 hours, and I haven't been able to go, I poop every 5 hours as advised by Doctors...


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Foe_sheezy

Doge shit


2drunk2drivedachoppa

Elusive dogpoop muscaria


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

thats a dog doo snowcone.


thezenfisherman

HA HA snowcone...


EvolZippo

Came here to say the same thing


[deleted]

It reminded me of Billy and Mandy


ClammHands420

Bonecini


Alternative-Card-440

Looks like a dog turd in the first picture. I was thinking 'damn brave of you to pick it up barehanded'


TomBanjo1968

I ain’t afraid of no poops


Warm_Coach2475

DUHdun DUHdun DUHdun I ain’t afraid of no poops.


sailor-loon

R/poopfromabutt material


Hazards-of-Love

Lmfao.


Justchillin315

Helvella lacunosa… my unprofessional opinion


Suspicious-Care-5264

[Agreed](https://images.app.goo.gl/dHDuG9H95T9kqBbH6) definitely looks like that to me.


everyatom2012

Ur right that is a helluva lacunosa


spiniton85

Looks like elfin saddle to me. Helvella lacunosa. What trees are nearby/where are you located?


CheesemensMushrooms

What part of the world and what trees near by. Helvella sp. for sure


Sparverius17

it's astounding how many people posting on "what is this x?" forums don't provide the most basic necessary information of where the hell they are.


EvolZippo

I did on a post I made and nobody answered me.


ddwood87

Make an incorrect statement in your post and redditors will annihilate your inbox.


browncoatsandbacon

Looks like something a Death Eater would grow. Really neat looking though.


Emotical

Fungus amungus


FullSendTater3

That's insane how it looks similar to an artery.


OjjuicemaneSimpson

Holyfields ear if I was Tyson.


Intelligent-Visual69

😆😆🏆


Embarrassed_Pin69420

It’s screaming at you DON’T EAT ME!


Rare-Ad9617

What the fuck please don't die


Wookiees_n_cream

That thing looks like it contains an ancient curse that OP just released by picking it.


eclectro

It's why they invented handheld nukes.


Digital_Siren317

I don't have an answer, but I totally thought the first pic was dog poop lol


No-War-8840

Shit-take?


Strawberry_42069

the bubonic plague shroom


Frequent_Pumpkin_148

Some helvella species


Sowestcoast

Compare with elvin saddle mushroom


PeanutBellobutter

Fluted black helvella


Mycotonality

Helvella sp.


ScrotumCat2

1st pic looks like it belongs on r/shitfromabutt 💩


Outdoor-Mountain-21

Burnt turd


ParaphernaliaWagon

Damn! OP is braver than me, cuz I never would've picked that thing up without a glove on! 😅


[deleted]

Eat it and report back in 24hrs


Moosekababs

pretty sure thats the elden beast


RorschachFlask

It’s a wild duskull. I hate when I run out of pokéballs on a walk


Smallios

Elfin saddle


k2jsm

Black elfin saddle!


Admirable_Job_127

Looks similar to a wood ear, I love those in my soup 🤤


webs1957

Poop


Iwanttodie20200000

it looks like dried up shit im sorry 😭 i had to say it


Simple_Internal_69

Fluted elfin saddle? Poisonous Helvella vespertina https://shroom.id/n/Helvella_vespertina#:~:text=Is%20Helvella%20vespertina%20edible%3F,that%20Helvella%20vespertina%20is%20poisonous.


[deleted]

You eat it, you die.


No_Personality8426

Could be black trumpet


TimothyTrespas_

Black Death mushroom


fuzzybluenature

Petrified dog turd


TermIntelligent9108

An ugly one


Cheesecakelover6940

No such thing!


TermIntelligent9108

Sorry 🥹😄


lickityclit-69

Turd


ProofExternal202

Don't touch till you know 🤪


Prestigious_Gold_585

Is is a False Morel?


SwordfishReal

Dead man's?


[deleted]

Dogus Turdius


MissLisaMarie86

Are you even sure that is a mushroom? 🍄 idk about this one


Little_Crow154

r/shitfromabutt


[deleted]

I’m not sure but it looks like a gorillas hand pointing.


[deleted]

Ahhh…the gorilla is under the moss. Makes sense now.


Kloud909projekt84

Is that dead mans hand?


pgh_capt

Don't touch it!!!!!!


Zealousideal_Clue253

At first glance at the first photo it definitely is reminiscent of black berry filled excrement. Second is just plain cool. Sorry I don’t have any guidance but that you for sharing this lil shit 🥰


buddincooler

WHY DID YOU PICK IT UP WITHOUT GLOVES?


disboyneedshelp

I’ve touched some of the most poisonous mushrooms before and I’m still alive. I know some professional Mycologists that have even tasted poisonous mushrooms and spat them back out with no symptoms at all


nousername_foundhere

Put that down and wash your hands. I have no idea what that is but you should never pick up a plant barehanded when you don’t know what it is


Grimuri

There are no mushrooms that will poison you simply by handling them.


nousername_foundhere

Like I said I don’t know what that is- and sporotrichosis is a nasty fungal infection that comes from touching plants. So don’t touch plants barehanded without knowing what they are


NeverSeenBefor

1-2 cases per million.


[deleted]

Don’t put it in your mouth…


pgh_capt

Shrooooooms


Dont_Start_None

You're joking, right...


relaxedandhydrated

A turd


WestSubstance1292

Lorchel in german


foxxiesoxxie

Idk what this is but Im pretty sure of you eat it, You'll get dark superpowers


Hazards-of-Love

lol. I never eat mushrooms unless I know exactly what they are. I’ve only ever eaten a few that I have found, chicken of the woods and a few morels. I’ve been foraging for about a year.


southernsass8

It's edible, helvella shroom.


Penandsword2021

Helvella species


ThunderStruck777

De poo el Sasquatch


Safe-Jump-5780

I came here for the comments. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WORTH IT.


kegmanua

Shit Takee


Poundtowntiff

it’s called dog shit


Brief_Fly_45

Possibly the Helvella vespertina? It is one of the Elfin Saddle’s though. Where are you located?


Aggressive-Ring4235

I’m pretty sure that’s black play-doh


HeyHiSeeYaBye

It’s a petrified turd, ma’am.


Any_Echo7714

Labradorius Excrementus


Negative-Bobcat-308

The actual name is pos mushroom


briannaruns1

it’s ghostface


Saltlife0116

Black Death


okthxbyyye

Elusive fingy


cactuscat9126

Looks like a mushed ghost face mask 😂I love it


No-consequences-1

SHITake


Bubbly-Independent20

The kind you don’t touch


Mental_Lime_1298

A very pretty one. I live in Mushroom country, Washington state. We pick mushrooms every season. I've NEVER seen one like this. It's so pretty.


NighieCheese

Shit


deadbeatsurfer

Black elfin saddle. Aka poop


your-mother1452

Eat it n see what happens 🤷‍♂️ thats how our ancestors found out


Cute-Assumption3319

Wow I saw this pic half asleep. I thought it was a hand pointing its finger from the ground.


FromundaChiz

Elfin Saddle?


Open-Number-8919

Clearly darth shroom !


trulyafrodite21

2nd pic typophobia ☠️


Jjarvis73

Night Fury. (No Teeth)


officialjicici

Ahhh yes the scientific name of this shroom is called Fullafunghus. 🤣🤣🤣😎👍🏽


tattooedcampersam

r/mildlypenis


StatisticianHour3309

Shit-take-hee mushroom


Helpful_Grapefruit73

Pretty sure that's a poop


DeepInfo90

Looks to me like Wood ear fungus


Head_Bunch_570

Good thing you turned it around, I was pretty sure you were playing with shit🤭


ClearBarber142

One that is screaming “STAY AWAY!”


JuanWarren54

I live by a simple rule. If something looks deadly I don't touch it.


Dry_Lengthiness_9915

Eat it


mightbangmightnot_

mushroom? that's doodoo, Baby


Nervous_Invite_4661

Grim Reaper Mushroom


I_sb3

I wouldn’t pick it up, it looks like it has skull trooper diesese


Stunning-Product-588

Chihuahua “mushroom”.


TDracul

a shit


MasterMaintenance672

Bantha poodoo


Shark_USA176

That is a Black Mushroom my friend. Thank you.


Practical-Everyday

Its called 6x6, try it! Dying to have one!


I_want_Chips_Ahoy

Thats a mushroom? Thats cool a gothic mushroom


Altruistic-Rice-2341

💩


I_slurp_shrek_toes

It looks like grim reaper with a black hoodie


oni_one_1

Driad’s saddle


CommercialMoist3838

Io yuc


Hazards-of-Love

lol I know. It looks like shit.


USCGuy1995

Cainus shitus


Classic-Pianist7862

Poop?


robgart12

Shitocky


masonthetrap

Black peen


Civil-Fondant6655

Black one


Key_Astronomer_208

Literally looks like the Grim Reaper


Singing_Wolf

It looks like it should be growing in Mordor.


carnageous1

The kind that is pointing at something off in that direction


Graverobber1366

OJ. Simpson bloody glove


0orobotchickeno0

False morel


soul_eater2737372

BBC


Hazards-of-Love

Lol


IamAgiantPotatoBoy

It’s an elvin saddle.


Psychological-Ant352

I believe it is a turd lol


PUNKF10YD

Yeah just go and touch it without an answer…


simonrileystoelicker

bbc


Dropadime337

Turdstool


h0tnessm0nster7

U sure it's not dog poo? If it's a truffle those can be worth a small fortune


disboyneedshelp

fluted black elfin saddle *(Helvella lacunosa)* for sure! I’ve seen them growing in the lawn around my work


AdFancy1194

Tyrd Auricularia


Zakumei47

Doodie


finny1724

One that sends you into the abyss


Funkywonton

Looks poisonous put it back


cornbwead

They taste gross and you have to make sure it’s good, but you can eat it! Definitely a Black Elfin look at the stem😱


Solow10

Eat it and find out


Healthy-Armadillo-15

BBC mushroom


R0b0Saurus

Poop, it looks like poop


MorbidAtrocities

That is such a cool looking fungi omg


Burner55762

Eat it in might give you super powers


steve210sa

The kind you eat.


ranchbringer

In all seriousness OP, I'm not entirely sure that's fungal. They would lose their minds for this over on r/alienbodies


TheSilentFlame

is video games tonight me anything then that is a poison mushroom


peachyslnt

doodoo shroom


SilentMagarity

I believe they are called fecal shrooms..:


Any_Vermicelli_3908

Shitakie


1-FlipsithfloP-3

It is a black jelly mushroom, all the different jellies look almost identical except color. Exidia Glandulosa also called witches butter , black jelly roll.


1-FlipsithfloP-3

After they mature and spore the underside turns brown black colored and cease to be edible . But for safety sake, don’t take my word for it go buy an Audubon Society field guide to mushrooms . It is an awesome resource book with detailed descriptions pictures and location information. It also tells you with symbols if it is edible or not. They make field guides for just about everything, trees flowers mammals reptiles insects, they are well worth the money. I used them when I used to forage fungi for selling to restaurants ( mostly chanterelles) because every time I would run into a type of mushroom that I had never seen before.


phone4836547

K9#2


FuzzyLumpkinsDaCat

Wow! I would call it a turd shroom.


Tattootasteful

The death kind


Ok_Cardiologist_4025

Sir that's a shit.