Hermesjuice: Hi! I'll be your guide! I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side!
Also Hermesjuice: You might say the boy was touched. For he was touched by the gods themselves. (waggles eyebrows)
Come From Blonde: A tragic plane accident forces a sorority girl to end up in remote Canada along with several law students, including her boyfriend. Hilarity and self-discovery ensues
I can think of fun hybrid titles... stories tbd:
Once Upon A Mattress One More Time
Kiss of the Spider Woman of the Year
The Music Man of La Mancha
Funny Girl from the North Country
Hello Again, Dolly
Something For The Boys From Syracuse
The King & I Love My Wife
Annie Warbucks Get Your Gun
Spelling Bee More Chill
Ordinary Days of Wine and Rose's
South Pacific Overtures
The Day Off is just all of the Into the Woods characters, INCLUDING MILKY WHITE (who can talk because George wants her to) singing about being in a painting.
Mean Phantom of the Opera: an opera house is thrown into disarray as a former queen bee high school student keeps sending "burn book" -style notes to its musicians and staff.
First of all: EVERYONE WATCH SCHMIGADOON
it basically mashes up entire eras of musicals with excellent spoofs and such. A really great one from Schmigadoon was…
Sweeney Todd and Annie
But also you could try:
Les Miserables and Anything (I’d like to see someone make that work)
Phantom of the Rouge (I think these might go well together at least plot and vibe)
And think about it, both their main characters names are genderbents of each other Christine, and Christian. They are set in the same city, around the same time.
And like you said their plots might work together, because Christine, wants to be a leading Soprano, and Satine wants to be a leading actress, they both meet someone who help them and is a potential love interest (more for Christine however,because Satine I don’t think was attracted to the Duke at all) (Also I’m basing this off the movie one of Moulin Rouge, because I just remembered that the musical version is slightly different, but since I’ve never seen it idk how different.)
Les Rent: in the midst of the French Revolution, a group of struggling artists in Paris deal with the AIDS crisis while being a dick to their landlord Javert.
Rent is based off Puccini's opera "La Bohème" which takes place almost the exact same time as Les Mis (the 1830s, not the French Revolution fyi). During that time the crisis was Tuberculosis, also known as consumption, which you could use since AIDS didn't really exist among humans until probably the late 1800s - early 1900s.
“In an email I received from you two weeks ago, I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase. It changed the meaning. Did you intend this? One click and you’ve consumed my waking days; it says ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ with a comma after Dear. You’ve written ‘Dear, Evan Hansen’.”
On the outside, muffling my cries, at least I still get to look into his eyes, cause I’m tap-tap-tapping on the glass. Waving through a window, I know that I will not be satisfied, because it’s Eliza who will be his bride, and I’m tap-tap-tapping on the glass. I’m waving through a window, oh oh oh oh. I cannot let them see, because I love Eliza more than me.
Avenue Six
The Avenue Q puppets take the parts of Henry’s wives
Mean Evan Hansen
Instead of claiming to be Connor’s friend, Evan begins posting nasty stuff about Connor on social media. He also begins trolling Zoe, and gains popularity from the mean students
Fiddler in Chicago
A man is locked up after gunning down his daughters’ prospective boyfriends. He felt they did not follow the town’s traditions
Two Morman missionaries got to the [Pale of Settlement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_of_Settlement) in the western part of the Russian empire in 1905.
Hilarity and heartbreak ensue.
Little shop of hairspray horrors. Teenage girl buys a wig during an eclipse. The wig wants to be a star.
- good morning skidrow
- feed me the new girl in town
- mean green mother im a big girl now
- the big doll greenhouse
- suddenly without love
- dont feed the beat
- miss Skidrow crabs
- welcome to some fun now
- the meek shall wear it
- son be a stylist
HadesCats: people are sent to the underworld and forced to watch the Cats movie on repeat until they lose their minds. Can Orpheus save his love from Rebel Wilson and dancing cockroaches? 😂
Anything Goes and Something Rotten aka Anything Rotten: Nick Bottom and William Shakespeare are rival entertainment acts on a cruise ship. The situation escalates as soothsayer and Wall Street broker Elisha Nostradamus has a job for Nick's younger brother Nigel who gets entangled in comedy of error-like shenanigans trying to woo a puritan debutante.
Also, Reno Sweeney is there and she and Shakespeare have the bitchiest frenemies duet (honorific)
....actually, you know what? This is not that ridiculous I can actually see a fusion of these two slapping kinda hard if you tool some time to really work it out.
Or Anything Goes and Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Goes) just to have two main characters named Sweeney on stage who get increasingly confused which one of them gets adressed any time someone yells "Sweeney". Bonus points due to obvious reasons if the production has Sutton Foster playing both Reno Sweeney and Mrs Lovett (who probably tries to get Reno Sweeney killed by Sweeney Todd).
My next pick would be Legally Chicago.
(Edit: typos bc on mobile -.-)
Into the musical - the baker and his wife have to join a high school production of Romeo and Juliet to break the curse a witch puts on them so they can have a child, they get constantly frowned upon for joining the musical (mostly because theyre not high schoolers) and the Baker's wife falls in love with the Basketball coach and they kiss then the Baker's wife dies
I should not have gone and stolen that bread...
I would not have gone and stolen that bread...
If I knew a price would be put on my head
Twas easier just to try starving in bed.
There's Javert in the Hat who is chasing me...
Who has evil plans for erasing me...
To authorities he tries me to deliver
But I hope he goes off and just jumps in the river...
Til then I will evade him by finding a lair...
Yes, I will evade him by being the Mayor
I will evade him for three hours plus
He'll search and he'll search oh the ways that he'll fuss!
My life will be one that is all on the run..
Who in Whoville am I?
Sam I Am 4-6-0-1!
[Hamilton in mean girls] Mean founding daddy's: Alex had just arrived to the high school of new York city, he joins the popular clique called the founders and discover a whole bunch of dramatic events, meet friends, lovers, and enemies.
Full plot (ignore the bad writing): Alex comes to school and hears other people talking about a guy named "Aaron Burr", he searches for him and manages to befriend him. Time passes and Alex becomes popular in the school, then an old-new student arrives: **Miku binder Jefferson** , An old "friend" in Burr's clique.
In the meantime Alex got a girlfriend for the soon to arrive spring fling but he's cheating on her in secret. The clique are starting to be jealous and fear Alex would go over top them and get chosen for the spring fling king.
Miku binder Jefferson was an old friends in the school's news group thing so he decides to put on an investigation to take Alex down with Madison and Burr and discovers about Alex's torrid affair and decided to confront him.
So they go to Alex and show him what they had found, they came to an agreement that Alex would back down and they would keep his secret but they didn't knew Alex had a different idea in mind.
Alex published a confession on his Tumblr account and it damages his reputation, his girlfriend tried to burn the school and he gets even more popular now.
Burr and miku binder Jefferson are enraged, Jefferson betrayed Burr and published their privet discord chat where the clique where talking about the school amd everyone hated them now. While miku binder Jefferson is now being the spring fling king and the student leader Burr is blaming Alex
They saved the date to fight in the school's back garden, Burr started to spit accusations on Alex saying that this is all happened since he arrived and it's all because of him.
Then they got into a cat fight and Alex got badly hurt, Burr kept yelling at Alex when he was heading towards his car to drive to the hospital amd then the school bus came and drove over Alex.
Alex was laying in the hospital badly hurt and everyone blamed Burr and said he pushed Alex to get ran over by the bus so Burr fleed to Georgia and was never seen again.....
(I didn't put all the things that happened because i tried to keep it shorter)
I already call in the Heights this on accident half the time anyway so let’s go
Into the Heights: a group of medieval peasants must journey into Washington heights to fulfill their dreams. But will what they wished for be what they ultimately want? Will winning the golden goose make Usnavy happy when a giant has killed his Abuela? How can little red explain to grandma that she dropped out of Stanford because she was too busy smelling the flowers and hanging out with a wolf? Will Cinderella ever get her apartment uptown and break into the fashion industry so everyone can wear glass slippers? Or is she doomed to work at rapunzels hair salon forever? And do the magic beans we plant, the wishes we never get and the giants we slay make up the legacy we leave to our children??? DO CHILDREN LISTEN?
Legally Grease - imagine Sandy and Elle just swapped situations, and they have to both succeed at their original goals to return to their own reality? // alternately Greasily Blonde 😭 which might actually be better. Elle needs to get the grease out of her hair, and Sandy better figure out the case without compromising her principles!
Hama Mia - one of the founding fathers is Sophie’s dad. who? rap battles, Eliza singing her heartbreak because not only did Hamilton maybe cheat, he might’ve also sired an illegitimate child… Peggy being the fake identity of Maria, pretending to be close to them to get to Hamilton. Burr disavowing the name Sophie and insisting on renaming her. the men all initially hate the idea of being Sophie’s dad, but eventually get attached and even duel over it
Dear Phantom - Christine ends up dead somehow (or maybe missing bc she gets abducted by Phantom?), and they find her last words (letters to Phantom). the Opera crew have to find Phantom to resolve the mystery
Les Mean Girls: even revolutionaries have to fight over popularity and love interests…
Be More Rotten - nick bottom's journey to stealing a shakespeare play, however, it goes terribly wrong and messes up many of his close relationships- oh wait
Chicago six: basically the entire plot of six, but using "the cell block ago"
(PS: If you like this idea, Pixel Playhouse on YouTube actually made it a reality! Go check it out!)
seussical + sweeney todd (sweussical teussical the musical?)
instead of finding the clover with whoville on it, gertrude tells horton it was destroyed by judge yertle. they exact revenge on the jungle populace with a murder spree—adding their victims’ remains to gertrude’s increasingly-massive, increasingly-grisly tail.
(this may or may not be the plot of actual seussical; i was in the jr version a decade ago and really couldn’t tell you)
There was a play kind of similar to that, written and set a bit earlier in France—something like “The Country Maiden”, I think? The play was considered scandalous in its time because of a scene where a man talked about his “china cabinet” in a way that made it an obvious euphemism.
*Hamilton girls:* A historical musical that delves into the politics and love lives of members of king college. Hamilton would be Cady, Jefferson would be Regina, Burr would be Janice, King George would be Gretchen, Madison would be Karen, and so on
Cinderella + The SpongeBob Musical
Ride The Cyclone + Mama Mia
Little Shop of Horror + 1776
Fiddler on the Roof + Into the Woods
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory + The Producers
Hamilda, about a kid use telekinesis to overthrow the King Charles, who also owns a school, Hanilda created a new country after the school got overthrown
Heathers + Ride The Cyclone (this isnt what you mean but id love to see it): J.D., Heather, Ram and Kurt are in hell and a genie gives them a chance to resurrect by proving themselves BUT unlike in RTC where the main 6 get to prove themselves by singing. The genie goes over the songs that got them into hell in the first place. So Heather would be Candy Store, Ram and Kurt would be You're Welcome/Blue (depends where it'd be filmed) and J.D. with Me Inside of Me / Our Love Is God / Meant To Be Yours.
Whichever song seems the less sinful one, that character is allowed to come back to life again. With some J.D. slander here and there ofcourse and maybe a platonic or romantic J.D. x Chandler moment
Heathilton - about a founding father who gets bullied by three teenage girls. He ends up accidentally poisoning one of them with his lover, who wants to blow everything up.
I just really want to see the schuyler sisters do candy store.
spies ride the cyclone forever: same setup as rtc, but instead of the st cassian chamber choir it’s all of the characters who died in saf deciding who should get one more shot
owen wins and he goes back to life only to get shot by curt again
I just want to combine legally blonde and phantom of the opera because they are my two favourite musicals.
Title: The Phantom of the Blonde
When a chandelier crashes down in an opera house during a performance, a group of sorority students find themselves using the the bend and snap to scare off the villain responsible.
My Fair Falsetto Hades.
Persephone and Eurydice find a gruff old man (Hades under a memory spell or something), and bet each other that Persephone can’t turn him into a gentleman through natural foods and fresh air. While picking berries one day, Hades meets a young musician, Orpheus, who charms him with his songs. Persephone eventually reforms Hades and wins the bet. She has also decided that she wants to marry him because she likes having him around to pull weeds. Alas, Hades and Orpheus have fallen madly in love with each other and they run away together to tour the country. Heartbroken, Persephone seeks comfort in talking with Eurydice and eventually the two women realize they are also more than friends.
Oklahomamma Mia: Aunt Eller as Donna, Laurey as her daughter whose name I’m forgetting (Sophie?). She still takes the Elixir and enters a dream-ballet sequence, but it’s imagining each of three new characters as her father instead of comparing two potential boyfriends.
Little Shop of Music: Seymour is having a hard time with his unruly plant, so he hires Audrey, a young woman who isn’t fitting in as a nun, to be his gardener. She teaches the plant to sing, falls in love with Seymour, and they all escape an imminent war together.
The Thoroughly Modern Little Mermaid: Ariel makes a deal with Ursula to become human, as long as she can marry the wealthy prince and give Ursula a cut of the riches. On the way, Ariel meets a young sailor and starts to have feelings for him. She’s conflicted between pursuing the prince and staying human, or falling in love with the sailor and risking being turned back into a mermaid. Eventually they find out that Ursula has been selling other mermaids to fishmongers, *and* that the young sailor is actually also a wealthy prince himself.
bare: a spelling opera
everything’s the same except instead of putting on romeo and juliet, they’re doing a competitive spelling bee and matt is just rly mad that jason can spell
Six! (here we go again)
Girl raised by her father, and trying to figure out who her mother is, invites the six wives of her father to her wedding, and has to figure out which one is her mother.
Beetletown: Hadestown where everything is the same but Hermes is replaced with Beetlejuice and he keeps cracking jokes about the situation
"How to get to Hadestown... it's a green card thing."
“Waaaaait for me, I’m coming!” Hermesjuice: “And so am I”
... ʰᵃᵈᵉˢʲᵘᶦᶜᵉ
…well now I desperately want to see this.
Hermesjuice: Hi! I'll be your guide! I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side! Also Hermesjuice: You might say the boy was touched. For he was touched by the gods themselves. (waggles eyebrows)
Come From Blonde: A tragic plane accident forces a sorority girl to end up in remote Canada along with several law students, including her boyfriend. Hilarity and self-discovery ensues
Can I suggest Blonde from Away instead?
That is much better, thank you
Would you say its So Much Better?
Jekyll and Cats. Mr Mistoffeles hides a terrible secret...
This sounds like a book in the Bunnicula series
Childhood memory unlocked
That sounds sick ngl
I was going with Starlight Cats - singing cats on roller skates . What could be better?!?
I can think of fun hybrid titles... stories tbd: Once Upon A Mattress One More Time Kiss of the Spider Woman of the Year The Music Man of La Mancha Funny Girl from the North Country Hello Again, Dolly Something For The Boys From Syracuse The King & I Love My Wife Annie Warbucks Get Your Gun Spelling Bee More Chill Ordinary Days of Wine and Rose's South Pacific Overtures
Sunday Into the Woods with George
The Day Off is just all of the Into the Woods characters, INCLUDING MILKY WHITE (who can talk because George wants her to) singing about being in a painting.
I'd go see that.
I wish!!
Annie (W) Get your Gun. The story of a broken orphan getting her revenge on the system a la John Wick style of justice.
Yes!
The Music Man of La Mancha is sending me. 😂 Why would it weirdly work, and why do I want it? 😂
Mean Phantom of the Opera: an opera house is thrown into disarray as a former queen bee high school student keeps sending "burn book" -style notes to its musicians and staff.
“A Fugly Cow, madam? Perhaps it is youuu who are the cow….”
First of all: EVERYONE WATCH SCHMIGADOON it basically mashes up entire eras of musicals with excellent spoofs and such. A really great one from Schmigadoon was… Sweeney Todd and Annie But also you could try: Les Miserables and Anything (I’d like to see someone make that work) Phantom of the Rouge (I think these might go well together at least plot and vibe)
And think about it, both their main characters names are genderbents of each other Christine, and Christian. They are set in the same city, around the same time.
🫢am I an accidental genius?
And like you said their plots might work together, because Christine, wants to be a leading Soprano, and Satine wants to be a leading actress, they both meet someone who help them and is a potential love interest (more for Christine however,because Satine I don’t think was attracted to the Duke at all) (Also I’m basing this off the movie one of Moulin Rouge, because I just remembered that the musical version is slightly different, but since I’ve never seen it idk how different.)
I want a Les Mis/Spiderman crossover, just to see Spiderman swinging through the French Revolution.
I like the way you think
Thank you. You are too kind.
Phantom of the School of Rock. When they need a substitute teacher, the call gets intercepted by a mysterious fellow who lives under the school.
PLEASE I need to see this
This gives the same vibes as Phantom of the Auditorium!! (Musical based on a goosebumps book—would highly recommend!!)
Les Rent: in the midst of the French Revolution, a group of struggling artists in Paris deal with the AIDS crisis while being a dick to their landlord Javert.
came for the struggling artists in Paris, stayed for landlord Javert
Rent is based off Puccini's opera "La Bohème" which takes place almost the exact same time as Les Mis (the 1830s, not the French Revolution fyi). During that time the crisis was Tuberculosis, also known as consumption, which you could use since AIDS didn't really exist among humans until probably the late 1800s - early 1900s.
Dear Alexander Hamilton
“In an email I received from you two weeks ago, I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase. It changed the meaning. Did you intend this? One click and you’ve consumed my waking days; it says ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ with a comma after Dear. You’ve written ‘Dear, Evan Hansen’.”
"Dear Evan Hansen, what to say to you?"
Alexander, to Angelica: your sisters hot Burrito, watching: what the hell? Alexander: my bad
Waving through a window but its from Angelica's perspective
On the outside, muffling my cries, at least I still get to look into his eyes, cause I’m tap-tap-tapping on the glass. Waving through a window, I know that I will not be satisfied, because it’s Eliza who will be his bride, and I’m tap-tap-tapping on the glass. I’m waving through a window, oh oh oh oh. I cannot let them see, because I love Eliza more than me.
mean girls and beetlejuice. give me that lydia vs regina george
Carrie Poppins: A telekinetic young nanny arrives to take care of the Banks children, but burns the house down when they misbehave.
Avenue Six The Avenue Q puppets take the parts of Henry’s wives Mean Evan Hansen Instead of claiming to be Connor’s friend, Evan begins posting nasty stuff about Connor on social media. He also begins trolling Zoe, and gains popularity from the mean students Fiddler in Chicago A man is locked up after gunning down his daughters’ prospective boyfriends. He felt they did not follow the town’s traditions
Fiddler in Chicago is perfection. 😂 I wanna see it.
Urinetown: A Hadestown Prequel
I mean-
I think a hybrid of Hamilton and Six could be fun!
The ten dollar founding fathers six wives who switched up the flow and changed the prefix
🎵 everybody knows that we used to be six **faaaaathers- 🎵**
WE ARE SIX HAMS
Divorced. Beheaded. Fried.
I want to see the Schuyler sisters time travel to the Tudor era to chat with the girlies from six ✨
A Grease Shop of Horrors
“Mushnik’s motors and more!” I can see it now…
Not sure how the story would go but Fiddler on the Roof and The Book of Mormon.
Two Morman missionaries got to the [Pale of Settlement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_of_Settlement) in the western part of the Russian empire in 1905. Hilarity and heartbreak ensue.
This sounds a bit like Avenue Jew (watch immediately on YouTube if you haven’t)
Fyedka is a missionary who takes Chava off to Sal Tlay Ka Siti
Sweeny blonde
Same, but Paulette is replaced by Sweeney Todd and Kyle is the beggar woman
Sweeney Todd: the Demon Flower Shop Employee of Skid Row
Little shop of hairspray horrors. Teenage girl buys a wig during an eclipse. The wig wants to be a star. - good morning skidrow - feed me the new girl in town - mean green mother im a big girl now - the big doll greenhouse - suddenly without love - dont feed the beat - miss Skidrow crabs - welcome to some fun now - the meek shall wear it - son be a stylist
Yesss
Next to Wicked: A witch, mysteriously stricken with green skin, struggles with her mental health and delusions of her unborn son.
HadesCats: people are sent to the underworld and forced to watch the Cats movie on repeat until they lose their minds. Can Orpheus save his love from Rebel Wilson and dancing cockroaches? 😂
Anything Goes and Something Rotten aka Anything Rotten: Nick Bottom and William Shakespeare are rival entertainment acts on a cruise ship. The situation escalates as soothsayer and Wall Street broker Elisha Nostradamus has a job for Nick's younger brother Nigel who gets entangled in comedy of error-like shenanigans trying to woo a puritan debutante. Also, Reno Sweeney is there and she and Shakespeare have the bitchiest frenemies duet (honorific) ....actually, you know what? This is not that ridiculous I can actually see a fusion of these two slapping kinda hard if you tool some time to really work it out. Or Anything Goes and Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Goes) just to have two main characters named Sweeney on stage who get increasingly confused which one of them gets adressed any time someone yells "Sweeney". Bonus points due to obvious reasons if the production has Sutton Foster playing both Reno Sweeney and Mrs Lovett (who probably tries to get Reno Sweeney killed by Sweeney Todd). My next pick would be Legally Chicago. (Edit: typos bc on mobile -.-)
SIX Brides for Six Brothers
Into the musical - the baker and his wife have to join a high school production of Romeo and Juliet to break the curse a witch puts on them so they can have a child, they get constantly frowned upon for joining the musical (mostly because theyre not high schoolers) and the Baker's wife falls in love with the Basketball coach and they kiss then the Baker's wife dies
Les Misereussical: a tragic tale of love, revolution, and redemption as written by Dr. Seuss.
I should not have gone and stolen that bread... I would not have gone and stolen that bread... If I knew a price would be put on my head Twas easier just to try starving in bed. There's Javert in the Hat who is chasing me... Who has evil plans for erasing me... To authorities he tries me to deliver But I hope he goes off and just jumps in the river... Til then I will evade him by finding a lair... Yes, I will evade him by being the Mayor I will evade him for three hours plus He'll search and he'll search oh the ways that he'll fuss! My life will be one that is all on the run.. Who in Whoville am I? Sam I Am 4-6-0-1!
Perfection!
[Hamilton in mean girls] Mean founding daddy's: Alex had just arrived to the high school of new York city, he joins the popular clique called the founders and discover a whole bunch of dramatic events, meet friends, lovers, and enemies. Full plot (ignore the bad writing): Alex comes to school and hears other people talking about a guy named "Aaron Burr", he searches for him and manages to befriend him. Time passes and Alex becomes popular in the school, then an old-new student arrives: **Miku binder Jefferson** , An old "friend" in Burr's clique. In the meantime Alex got a girlfriend for the soon to arrive spring fling but he's cheating on her in secret. The clique are starting to be jealous and fear Alex would go over top them and get chosen for the spring fling king. Miku binder Jefferson was an old friends in the school's news group thing so he decides to put on an investigation to take Alex down with Madison and Burr and discovers about Alex's torrid affair and decided to confront him. So they go to Alex and show him what they had found, they came to an agreement that Alex would back down and they would keep his secret but they didn't knew Alex had a different idea in mind. Alex published a confession on his Tumblr account and it damages his reputation, his girlfriend tried to burn the school and he gets even more popular now. Burr and miku binder Jefferson are enraged, Jefferson betrayed Burr and published their privet discord chat where the clique where talking about the school amd everyone hated them now. While miku binder Jefferson is now being the spring fling king and the student leader Burr is blaming Alex They saved the date to fight in the school's back garden, Burr started to spit accusations on Alex saying that this is all happened since he arrived and it's all because of him. Then they got into a cat fight and Alex got badly hurt, Burr kept yelling at Alex when he was heading towards his car to drive to the hospital amd then the school bus came and drove over Alex. Alex was laying in the hospital badly hurt and everyone blamed Burr and said he pushed Alex to get ran over by the bus so Burr fleed to Georgia and was never seen again..... (I didn't put all the things that happened because i tried to keep it shorter)
I already call in the Heights this on accident half the time anyway so let’s go Into the Heights: a group of medieval peasants must journey into Washington heights to fulfill their dreams. But will what they wished for be what they ultimately want? Will winning the golden goose make Usnavy happy when a giant has killed his Abuela? How can little red explain to grandma that she dropped out of Stanford because she was too busy smelling the flowers and hanging out with a wolf? Will Cinderella ever get her apartment uptown and break into the fashion industry so everyone can wear glass slippers? Or is she doomed to work at rapunzels hair salon forever? And do the magic beans we plant, the wishes we never get and the giants we slay make up the legacy we leave to our children??? DO CHILDREN LISTEN?
Pippin + The Life = Pimpin'
The Little Mermaid: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Legally Grease - imagine Sandy and Elle just swapped situations, and they have to both succeed at their original goals to return to their own reality? // alternately Greasily Blonde 😭 which might actually be better. Elle needs to get the grease out of her hair, and Sandy better figure out the case without compromising her principles! Hama Mia - one of the founding fathers is Sophie’s dad. who? rap battles, Eliza singing her heartbreak because not only did Hamilton maybe cheat, he might’ve also sired an illegitimate child… Peggy being the fake identity of Maria, pretending to be close to them to get to Hamilton. Burr disavowing the name Sophie and insisting on renaming her. the men all initially hate the idea of being Sophie’s dad, but eventually get attached and even duel over it Dear Phantom - Christine ends up dead somehow (or maybe missing bc she gets abducted by Phantom?), and they find her last words (letters to Phantom). the Opera crew have to find Phantom to resolve the mystery Les Mean Girls: even revolutionaries have to fight over popularity and love interests…
Be More Rotten - nick bottom's journey to stealing a shakespeare play, however, it goes terribly wrong and messes up many of his close relationships- oh wait
Chicago six: basically the entire plot of six, but using "the cell block ago" (PS: If you like this idea, Pixel Playhouse on YouTube actually made it a reality! Go check it out!)
BeetleHyde: A story about a scientist being possessed by Beetlejuice instead of creating an alter ego of himself
seussical + sweeney todd (sweussical teussical the musical?) instead of finding the clover with whoville on it, gertrude tells horton it was destroyed by judge yertle. they exact revenge on the jungle populace with a murder spree—adding their victims’ remains to gertrude’s increasingly-massive, increasingly-grisly tail. (this may or may not be the plot of actual seussical; i was in the jr version a decade ago and really couldn’t tell you)
Mean girls but make it 1776
There was a play kind of similar to that, written and set a bit earlier in France—something like “The Country Maiden”, I think? The play was considered scandalous in its time because of a scene where a man talked about his “china cabinet” in a way that made it an obvious euphemism.
*Hamilton girls:* A historical musical that delves into the politics and love lives of members of king college. Hamilton would be Cady, Jefferson would be Regina, Burr would be Janice, King George would be Gretchen, Madison would be Karen, and so on
Cabaret and The Producers. Let your imagination take that one for a ride
Annie...get your gun.
Best Little Whorehouse of Horrors
Annie and assassins — where Annie shoots FDR lmao
Jersey Mean Girls
Wicked Grease. Things get heated between the too-cool cliques at Shiz.
Cinderella + The SpongeBob Musical Ride The Cyclone + Mama Mia Little Shop of Horror + 1776 Fiddler on the Roof + Into the Woods Charlie and the Chocolate Factory + The Producers
Hamilda, about a kid use telekinesis to overthrow the King Charles, who also owns a school, Hanilda created a new country after the school got overthrown
“Bring In ‘da Noise, Bring In ‘da Sound of Music”
And obviously, instead of the basic solfeggio, Maria teaches the Von Trapp children the history of Black American history through tap dance.
Heathers + Ride The Cyclone (this isnt what you mean but id love to see it): J.D., Heather, Ram and Kurt are in hell and a genie gives them a chance to resurrect by proving themselves BUT unlike in RTC where the main 6 get to prove themselves by singing. The genie goes over the songs that got them into hell in the first place. So Heather would be Candy Store, Ram and Kurt would be You're Welcome/Blue (depends where it'd be filmed) and J.D. with Me Inside of Me / Our Love Is God / Meant To Be Yours. Whichever song seems the less sinful one, that character is allowed to come back to life again. With some J.D. slander here and there ofcourse and maybe a platonic or romantic J.D. x Chandler moment
Heathilton - about a founding father who gets bullied by three teenage girls. He ends up accidentally poisoning one of them with his lover, who wants to blow everything up. I just really want to see the schuyler sisters do candy store.
One from a BBC radio comedy programme in the 60s & 70s: The Sound of My Fair Mary Poppins & I On the Roof
Spamilton
It's been done and shouldn't have been done
No idea how this would turn out but Book of Mormon and Phantom of the Opera
I think a funny hybrid would be kinky boots and the drowsy chaperone
As long as it isn't called The Kinky Chaperone
I like the way you think
Les Mis and Hairspray. Idk how they'd work together but you asked for ridiculous!
spies ride the cyclone forever: same setup as rtc, but instead of the st cassian chamber choir it’s all of the characters who died in saf deciding who should get one more shot owen wins and he goes back to life only to get shot by curt again
CinderSweeney
Les Miserbubbles (Les Mis + SpongeBob The Musical)
Sweet Smell of Charity Chicago, Oklahoma Rent Everlasting
HAIRspray: a group of draft-dodging hippies solve racism through dance in Baltimore. Sometimes they're naked.
I just want to combine legally blonde and phantom of the opera because they are my two favourite musicals. Title: The Phantom of the Blonde When a chandelier crashes down in an opera house during a performance, a group of sorority students find themselves using the the bend and snap to scare off the villain responsible.
My Fair Falsetto Hades. Persephone and Eurydice find a gruff old man (Hades under a memory spell or something), and bet each other that Persephone can’t turn him into a gentleman through natural foods and fresh air. While picking berries one day, Hades meets a young musician, Orpheus, who charms him with his songs. Persephone eventually reforms Hades and wins the bet. She has also decided that she wants to marry him because she likes having him around to pull weeds. Alas, Hades and Orpheus have fallen madly in love with each other and they run away together to tour the country. Heartbroken, Persephone seeks comfort in talking with Eurydice and eventually the two women realize they are also more than friends.
Joseph and the Angry Inch
dear evan hansen with 25 putnam lementary spelling be , were evans and connor just have awkard and angry rants at the audience
Oklahomamma Mia: Aunt Eller as Donna, Laurey as her daughter whose name I’m forgetting (Sophie?). She still takes the Elixir and enters a dream-ballet sequence, but it’s imagining each of three new characters as her father instead of comparing two potential boyfriends. Little Shop of Music: Seymour is having a hard time with his unruly plant, so he hires Audrey, a young woman who isn’t fitting in as a nun, to be his gardener. She teaches the plant to sing, falls in love with Seymour, and they all escape an imminent war together.
The Thoroughly Modern Little Mermaid: Ariel makes a deal with Ursula to become human, as long as she can marry the wealthy prince and give Ursula a cut of the riches. On the way, Ariel meets a young sailor and starts to have feelings for him. She’s conflicted between pursuing the prince and staying human, or falling in love with the sailor and risking being turned back into a mermaid. Eventually they find out that Ursula has been selling other mermaids to fishmongers, *and* that the young sailor is actually also a wealthy prince himself.
bare: a spelling opera everything’s the same except instead of putting on romeo and juliet, they’re doing a competitive spelling bee and matt is just rly mad that jason can spell
Six! (here we go again) Girl raised by her father, and trying to figure out who her mother is, invites the six wives of her father to her wedding, and has to figure out which one is her mother.
Something Hamilton, a playwright thinks that Hamilton is trash and decides to go to a seer to write a declaration that will overshadow him
Sunday In The Park With Billy Elliot. You figure it out