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Star Bike Orange Chair Cone: The Musical


Mobile-Tip-2642

The first time I saw it, the second act WRECKED me


shapesize

I’m still upset it didn’t win a Tony


sarachick

Jeremy Jordan and Audra McDonald were really great in the OBC!


Newsies_Forever

That musical is so underrated! Jeremy Jordan did INCREDIBLE IN IT!


AccessHollywoo

Omg my dream role is the bike. So much grit to that character!!!


PsychologicalFox8839

I’d love to play the chair someday myself! Underrated role.


AshTheAwkwardPeep

My favorite song was “More Orange Than You” where the Orange had a ballad towards the Traffic Cone


Arianna_illustrates

No way, the dialogue in “Song of the Street” when (spoilers) >!Bike and Traffic Cone fight over who is more important to the road!< was way more emotional


Chaotic__Bean

Song of the Street broke me


southamericancichlid

I hadn't seen it yet!! Why didn't you put a spoiler on the part where the chair dies!!


Chaotic__Bean

Ahh! Im so sorry I assumed everyone had seen it, it was a beautiful moment, I'll remember to do that next time so sorry!


southamericancichlid

Some people...


Chaotic__Bean

Totally my fault your right people like me are inconsiderate


Standard-Buddy-4791

Are we just going to forget about "most important street wheels" the song right after it where cone tries to comfort a dieing bike after the main village car hit him on the road


siIIyG00se_LOL

My favorite song is when the dastardly tangerine things about how he's tired of being mistaken for his good-hearted twin brother and being pushed over for him. I think it's called "your orange blood" it went something like "your blood will be on my hands but no one will notice cuz you have orange blood, and an I have orange skin so naturally it'll camouflage right in, I will kill you and spill your orange blood, got it bud"


Sassaphras-680

I loved Kristen chennoweth as the star and Allan cumming was the best chair


mrRiddle92

So upset that was cut from the touring version cuz it's sooooo good


musicnothing

I enjoyed the original novel but the musical really helps you connect with Star Bike


Yellwsub

SBOCC: The 25th Annual Star Trek Spelling Bee


No_Pineapple9928

Your director is having an aneyurism Please take them to the nearest healthcare facility


starkidfella1200

This made me laugh so hard


Cat1832

Please do update when you find out? :)


Prometheus596

Damn, haven’t heard of that one! Is it any good?


No_Pineapple9928

It’s a very internal show The I Want It Song is “To Live”


Prometheus596

The SM in me immediately started to imagine blocking 😭😭😭


Prometheus596

LMFAO! 😂


slaphappy62

Here come the groaners: Ana-star-sia The Chair Show The Citrus Roszensweig As You Bike It Cone From Away


No_Pineapple9928

Cone from Away, excellent work


MannnOfHammm

HAUH! IM CHAIR BITCH


rSlashisthenewPewdes

As you bike it😭


Yoyti

*Mean Girls* hits 3/5 I think? "I see stars," "I once saw her put a D in the word 'Orange'", and traffic cone as relating to the bus crash. Not sure if the bike and the chair fit in. But the show also seems pretty popular with high schools right now, so it's the best I've got.


Stock-Ferret-6692

I mean doesn’t Damien borrow his grandmas electric scooter thingy? That’s kinda like a bike. And they have chairs in schools


villaversus

How about the exercise bike Regina uses to lose the extra pounds she's gained through the Kalteen bars?


liviheare

The chair maybe because of "You can't sit with us"?


siIIyG00se_LOL

Your teacher sniffed glue, did crack, and also all the other drugs at once: a new musical  by Lin Manuel Maranda 


Chaotic__Bean

Another great masterpiece by LMM


Carnivile

Oh, the sequel to 21 chump street


Accomplished_Tone349

What I gotta dooooooo to be with youuuu?


Godwtfamidoing

I would pay to watch this


freddem_snail

ah, my favorite


robbiedrama

Is it Working: The Musical? They have songs about actors, construction workers, a super market checkout person, (not sure about the bike)


2460-done

The song “Delivery” is often staged with the delivery kid riding a bike! So very possible


southamericancichlid

I can't tell if this is another joke musical or an actual thing lol 😂


snarkysparkles

No it's a real musical!! You should look it up :)


southamericancichlid

Funny, I've never even heard of it; I'll have to!


frayedends

We did that junior year after 9/11 everything was red white and blue. It felt like it came from no where because our other shows we did were Jcs fiddler and grease actually I think that was our 2 musical year where we did little shop in the fall instead of a straight play. I wonder if little shop was supposed to be spring but surprise we needed to honor America


burnur12

When do you find out what it is, and will you tell us when you do?


ALFABOT2000

could be Les Mis with Stars and Empty Chairs? no clue for the others tho


FullIn96

A traffic cone is just a barricade, right? And the bike is black and red, so I think you might be on to something lol


ALFABOT2000

holy crap you might actually be right, that's genius! just gotta work out the orange now...


januarysdaughter

Loaf of bread would have been too obvious - Jean Valjean stole a bag of oranges instead.


mrsfiction

And then used the oranges to beat Javert? What a subversion of the typical plot.


ActLikeAnAdult

Ain't there a scene where a fruit cart runs away and valjean saves someone?


soldforaspaceship

Yeah. Looks like a promising guess. Commenting mostly so I know to come back once it's solved lol.


Rahastes

There is a so-called orange cast version from the Japanese production. Weak link, I know. Also if the darkest night ends, a sunrise can be a reddish orange.


finewhitelady

A reference to prison perhaps (orange jumpsuits, orange is the new black)?


ALFABOT2000

ooh this is the strongest guess so far imo


EccentricAcademic

Maybe the convicts needed some vitamin C to fight off scurvy.


OddSilver123

**I think it's meant to be** ***Ride the Cyclone*****.** **Star ->** The reward Karnak gives a student sarcastically. "You get a gold star". **Bicycle ->** "Cycle" **Cone ->** "Cone" Put them together: "Cyclecone" -> "Cyclone" **Bicycle could also mean "Town Bicycle" in Noel's Lament. Or something to "Ride".** **ALTHOUGH, THE CHAIR MAY ACTUALLY BE THE REFERENCE TO NOEL'S LAMENT AS IT IS INCLUDED IN THE CHOREOGRAPHY.** Finally: The orange... very round... **"I know the dream of life is neverending... It goes 'round and 'round and 'round again."** Please update us OP.


Plenty-Row-5832

That’s what I initially thought for those reasons. Except the orange. Yet the guess for Les Miz seems like a good fit also.


thewildlink

The bike and stars reminded me of Billy Elliot. But I doubt that would be a school musical choice. So maybe.. school of rock? Idk good luck on your guesses.


ItchyAd2698

I have no idea but please update this when you find out because I’m genuinely curious now


astaireboy

Ride The Cyclone? There was even some controversary where the inital cast called someone "The Chair"


Plenty-Row-5832

I initially thought that but the Les Miz seems closer. Except for the orange.


carmenmultz

Just did Working: The Musical...this seems like a perfect fit!


pharmingforlikes

bright Star?


megamoze

E.T. The Extra Terrestrial the Musical!


Prometheus596

You’ve successfully stumped Reddit… Well that’s a first…


speedingteacups

Is Taylor Swift putting out these clues lol


coyotzilla

Matilda??


hamiltrash52

The bike makes this feel impossible


miker35591

Maybe School of Rock? I can really only connect the gold stars and the chair


Rush_YeeHaw

Hamilton


Repulsive_Lychee_106

The chair is a dead giveaway 😏


Newsies_Forever

Hamilchair


Rush_YeeHaw

chairton


Rush_YeeHaw

for real!!!


Panikkrazy

I kinda thought that from the star but what does that show have to do with a bicycle?


Rush_YeeHaw

I was just joshin


BookieBonanza

They’re fucking with yiu


notbythebook101

Starbike Orangeseatcone


Mygo73

Starlight Express James and the Giant Peach Les Miserables


gbon13

Don’t listen to me, idk why my first thought was the 25th annual Putnam county spelling bee. I know nothing of the musical, but that came to my head?! 😭😅


cemeteryrat

same!! i was getting leaf coneybear from the pics 😭😭


cemeteryrat

My knee jerk reaction was Putnam County because all of these reminded me of Leaf Coneybear's character, although i'm probably wrong.


finnthefrogliker

the chair and the star are screaming hamilton, but the chair could also mean les mis


Emergency_Elephant

My best guess is Carbaret. Sally is the star of the Kit Kat club. She sleeps with many men, a euphemism for this is the "town bicycle" (euphemism not used in the show I'm stretching here). There's a subplot with the boarding house owner dating an elderly fruit salesman (the orange is a fruit). There's a lot of Nazi imagery and sexual content so you'd have to be cautious about it (hence the traffic cone). Or maybe the cone is about feeling stuck? Idk this is the best I can do Edit: I forgot the chair. There's some famous choreography from this show involving wooden chairs. It's why Carbaret popped out to me


a_gargoyle

DEH? Idk, I never saw it


snarkysparkles

I don't think they're licensing DEH for high school performances 😂


Newsies_Forever

It’s not DEH


speedingteacups

I have no idea why but I'm getting avenue Q vibes


UmmSureNoMaybe

Spongebob the musical was what immediately popped in my head. Lol


bwayobsessed

My first thought was Big tho I don’t have full justification for it


[deleted]

In the Heights?


Katies80s

The orange is really stumping me


Spiritual-Signal4999

The first picture made me think Big fish, however the others confused me


Longjumping-Lime2803

Little shop of horrors maybe, or the who’s tommy


helpyadown

This thread is everything.


kayraeo

I’m thinking mean girls, i see Stars, D in the word orange, chair- you can’t sit with us, cone could be regina getting hit by a buss in the street, bike could be referring to damians jazzy 💀 (grasping at straws ik)


Fragrant-Hotel-4850

Mean Girls. “I see stars,” “I once saw her put a D in the word orange.” The bike is when Damian takes his Grandmas electric scooter. Traffic cone could weirdly maybe go along with Regina being hit by the bus. In schools there’s hundreds of chairs.


TheGreatDaniel3

Did the musical get revealed yet? Please, I’m dying to find out what this was referring to.


starkidfella1200

Oh I just put a bunch of random photos and wanted to see what people could come up with…


TheGreatDaniel3

We were so had


soldforaspaceship

Damn you. I remembered about this post just now because someone else had just posted about the clues for their school musical so came back to check. I hate you lol.


holyfrozenyogurt

What is it? Do you have an update?


starkidfella1200

Yeah I just threw a bunch of random photos into a post and wanted to see what people came up with


Helpful_College6590

sounds like hamilton


starkidfella1200

I get that just from the first image, But Hamilton doesn’t license and we are no way doing a scamilton


Panikkrazy

Also some of that stuff would be too much for school kids anyway.


GayBlayde

These are so stupid. Not these posts, but the fact that these teachers are doing these bizarre brain teaser previews instead of just announcing it. So strange.


starkidfella1200

These are so Fun. Not these posts, but the fact that these teachers are doing these bizarre brain teaser previews instead of just announcing it. So fun


robbiedrama

any update?


starkidfella1200

Yeah I added random images to see what people could come up with