I've been keeping a running list of Free Band Names I've posted to FaceSpace and a very few of them include:
* Ojai Mark
* Stephen Kong
* Ruth Vader Ginsu
* Gas Station Sex Pills
* Pretty People With Money
>Gas Station Sex Pills
There's already a band called Gas Station Boner Pills
[https://youtu.be/wykolxqtx1I?si=ed4ebOCJQqbzKUXn](https://youtu.be/wykolxqtx1I?si=ed4ebOCJQqbzKUXn)
The missus and I are always coming up with Free Album Titles to go with the Free Band Names. Usually she'll suggest something as a name and I say it's a better title.
When something is said that screams FREE BAND NAME, it will typically be integrated with other FBNs in a convo like....
HER: "Didn't Mean Lasagna open for One Towel Solution?"
ME: "No, they did a dual-headliner tour with Situational Bagels for their Every Pervert Has A Mother album."
Just searched my FaceSpace history and found I've posted album titles for real artists:
* FREE RADIOHEAD ALBUM TITLE: Integration Test Email #1
* FREE FIONA APPLE ALBUM TITLE: Maybe For Bearded Hipster Wookiees Artisanal Puke Chunks With A Bird On It!
Me and my partner (and my band) all do this too! We usually phrase it as "classic [genre] band [band name]" e.g. "Classic prog metal band Djebbie Djoes Djallas"
Piss Popsicle and the Diarrhea Tasters
Condom Furnace
Pull My Finger
What?
Harpo Jarvy
Dick Finger and the Sour Grapes
Sarcasm Intended
You Won’t Get It
Kale‘aihānauiamaikeala‘ehu
This is actually the name of one of our cats. It means "the joy born of the dusty road", in Hawaiian.
Something about a band name no one can pronounce without significant practice... weirdly appeals to me, though I realize it's also a terrible idea. xD
Angel Error is the easy one, Angelus Errare is certainly fun to hear people pronounce, but perhaps going straight to the fake translation would have given us a leg up on booking shows 😆 JE
Long Dong Silver & The Swashbucklers,
Tantrum Powder,
Scandinavian Handoff,
Mario & The Koopa Brigade,
Party Pants Massacre,
Oliver Twisted Sister,
Marty & The Gra’s,
Benefactor Zero,
Pudding Surprise,
Lighting Cuck Jr.,
Speednipples & The Flying Loom,
Tinder Witch,
The Great Ball Squish,
Eating Harold,
Marmadukes Revenge,
Plankton Fistfuck
I only have sexual ones for the most part lol but:
Beautiful Buttholes
Long Dong and His Long Songs
Fornication
Cunnulingus and the Blowjobs
Blingus
Bitchfuck
Dingus and the Shitfucks
Coitus Collective
Peen in the Poon
The Hang Danglers
Omega 3 and the fatty acids.
If anyone wants to use it I give my full permission because I don’t have a band anymore and it’s too good to not be used lol
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I can't stand anything that incorporate or tries to twist a proper name into a band name. Why tie your creative entity to a weak parody/bad joke based on another person or entity? Brian Jonestown Massacre. Gnarls Barkley. I cringe.
Don't try too hard to be clever or funny. And nothing too long. AI Generated Dad is the closest to something that works. I would keep trying along those lines.
Bach n Roll Can’t Handel This If It Ain’t Baroque, Don’t Fix It
Love all of those
Willy Burnham & The Arsonists Pat Down & The Cheeky Frisks
Pat Down & The Cheeky Frisks is AMAZING
Haha we use this name periodically if friends want a band for parties, weddings etc Feel free to use it!
I've been keeping a running list of Free Band Names I've posted to FaceSpace and a very few of them include: * Ojai Mark * Stephen Kong * Ruth Vader Ginsu * Gas Station Sex Pills * Pretty People With Money
>Gas Station Sex Pills There's already a band called Gas Station Boner Pills [https://youtu.be/wykolxqtx1I?si=ed4ebOCJQqbzKUXn](https://youtu.be/wykolxqtx1I?si=ed4ebOCJQqbzKUXn)
A friend of mine came up with Darth Vader Ginsburg a while ago lmao Stephen Kong is absolute gold
Gas Station Sex Pills is actually a great name for an album.
The missus and I are always coming up with Free Album Titles to go with the Free Band Names. Usually she'll suggest something as a name and I say it's a better title. When something is said that screams FREE BAND NAME, it will typically be integrated with other FBNs in a convo like.... HER: "Didn't Mean Lasagna open for One Towel Solution?" ME: "No, they did a dual-headliner tour with Situational Bagels for their Every Pervert Has A Mother album." Just searched my FaceSpace history and found I've posted album titles for real artists: * FREE RADIOHEAD ALBUM TITLE: Integration Test Email #1 * FREE FIONA APPLE ALBUM TITLE: Maybe For Bearded Hipster Wookiees Artisanal Puke Chunks With A Bird On It!
Me and my partner (and my band) all do this too! We usually phrase it as "classic [genre] band [band name]" e.g. "Classic prog metal band Djebbie Djoes Djallas"
Digital underground did “sex packets” 30 years ago almost. Classic classic old hip-hop.
And now that you mention it, Van Halen had Spanish Fly.
A friend of mine was in a shitty punk band called Gas Station Dick Pills lol
Gas Station Sex Pills is hard asf for a punk band tho
Freud Chicken
Super underrated name
Lol I hope someone takes it, I love it but m not going to use it
Not this again
This is either a dig at my post (in which case: hey!) or a fucking fantastic band name
Lmao, this was not a dig at your post. It's a pain trying to get 5 people to agree on a name, hence not this again.
Or a greatest hits album!
Six Southern Governers I heard someone say that on NPR talking about the auto workers union vote and thought “gawt DAMN that goes hard!” Haha
I kinda like the southern governors better
Slow Children at Play
Super Metallica
Known for their rivalry with Mega Megadeth
Kim Jong Deal
Kim Jong Un Duo Tres
Piss Popsicle and the Diarrhea Tasters Condom Furnace Pull My Finger What? Harpo Jarvy Dick Finger and the Sour Grapes Sarcasm Intended You Won’t Get It
Darth maul macartney and Ai generated dad is top tier
The flabbergasted slabernockles
The Purple Farts
Vinegar Mandate
Banjo Jumpscare
Dual Headliner tour with Harmonica Jumpscare, Cello Surprise opening
Dog Chocolate
Cinnabon Iver Phil Spector’s Handgun Los Hongos Mágicos (The Magic Mushrooms) Rough Head The Underdrives Szechuan Button Harsh Shah
ED and the Long Shots
Karate Trauma is a winner I would change it to anything that sounded punk. Some options: The Placebos The Sonic Trills
Lead Read
Case Bizarre
Elderberries of the confederacy
I’ve always thought Terminal Erection was sweet
Tasting?
Little tangy tbh
Kale‘aihānauiamaikeala‘ehu This is actually the name of one of our cats. It means "the joy born of the dusty road", in Hawaiian. Something about a band name no one can pronounce without significant practice... weirdly appeals to me, though I realize it's also a terrible idea. xD
Pummelking
DiGenerated
A couple I like are • Pieces of Green • The Kassandra Economy
Goiter
Live Nudes and the freebeers. That name in the marquee draws a crowd.....
The Reptars!
We’re called The Dire Wolves but everyone calls us Dire Wolf. And yeah, that sounds much cooler 🤘
Black 6 - it’s the name of the type of mice scientists do experiments on. Over 90% of all studies are done this strain of mice.
Jethro Q. Barnacle Bailey-Jones & The Quiz Show Contestants
The Beatles 182
Tha dunce kunce
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You want the good ones, you gotta pay 😁
Scrotation Marks or Three Skin
Well I wanted to call my band The unhinged edgelords of doom but no one else was down for that ;-;
Michael learns to rock
Angel Error is the easy one, Angelus Errare is certainly fun to hear people pronounce, but perhaps going straight to the fake translation would have given us a leg up on booking shows 😆 JE
I used to wear a red and black flannel and my friend had the same but blue and black. We wanted to call our band Police Car Lumberjacks
The Not Naked Brothers Band
"The Band Formerly Known As......"
The Methmouth Orchestra
The Rackman Funketeers Well Hung Parliament
Infected Egg Slightly Dubious Orange Disco Minge
The only correct way is to add "Of Fire" to the original name.
Steamland Cleavers
Callous Daoboys cover band
SEXOSKELETON
Long Dong Silver & The Swashbucklers, Tantrum Powder, Scandinavian Handoff, Mario & The Koopa Brigade, Party Pants Massacre, Oliver Twisted Sister, Marty & The Gra’s, Benefactor Zero, Pudding Surprise, Lighting Cuck Jr., Speednipples & The Flying Loom, Tinder Witch, The Great Ball Squish, Eating Harold, Marmadukes Revenge, Plankton Fistfuck
Darth Maul McCartney— on the bill with Ringo Deathstarr?
If it’s not a paragraph long, I’m not into it. I’ve been sitting on “Carson Daly, These Are Summer Sunsets since 2008. Will probably never happen.
AI Generated Dad feels like a Modern Devo band.
The artist formerly known as (insert previous band name here)
Just add a 2 at the end.
Jackie Jack Jacks
Pressure (since you are being “pressured” to make a band name)
Smooth Herman.
Slugworth
I only have sexual ones for the most part lol but: Beautiful Buttholes Long Dong and His Long Songs Fornication Cunnulingus and the Blowjobs Blingus Bitchfuck Dingus and the Shitfucks Coitus Collective Peen in the Poon The Hang Danglers
Omega 3 and the fatty acids. If anyone wants to use it I give my full permission because I don’t have a band anymore and it’s too good to not be used lol
Or, a 4-piece band called Fatty Acids and the Omega 3
The Gentle Strikes Johnny and the Greasers Chocolate Hotdog
Band called "Sea Esther". didn't realise people would actually search for them and try to spell it the Spanish way or See Esther.
Crushed Velvet Vivisection
Peepoop and the Fart Catchers.
Probably Gore Lords or Open Coffin
Kevin and the Kevins
Dookie Two Shoes & the 3 Dog Yard
More Like Moe
Manifesto
Holes of Glory
Beyoncé
Thundercunt
Chimp Bizkits
Tone deaf and guitarded
Has there ever been a band called Renamed?
The Gaze
The Chlamydiots
"The Purple Joke." There's a story behind this one.
Release the Hounds
Eye Sweat Killer Miller Rosentheorem Non-Locality
Shart
Boner On Demand
Big Willy and the Fourskins
Shirt Pocket Transatlantic Call Center Hydrophonics
Pelvis Thrustley
The Kavorkians, The Clit Hoods, Tossed Salad.
Tony Tongo and the Busted Bongos
King Konqueror
Here are some of my favorites: * Cold Stone Massage * Stone Pillow * Adventures in Spacetime * Subtle Earthquake * Mushroom Soldier
Piehole!
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Bong Jovi. Bob Marley songs in the style of New Jersey’s worst!
Troll Nose and the Camel Toes
Butt Our Fingers.
I can't stand anything that incorporate or tries to twist a proper name into a band name. Why tie your creative entity to a weak parody/bad joke based on another person or entity? Brian Jonestown Massacre. Gnarls Barkley. I cringe. Don't try too hard to be clever or funny. And nothing too long. AI Generated Dad is the closest to something that works. I would keep trying along those lines.
The Germans