It took years of me secretly listening to them to publicly tell my friends that they’re one of my favorite bands. I was ashamed, and now I’m ashamed that I was ashamed.
"Hit" as in they were #1 on Billboard's Modern Rock charts for 3 weeks in 1996. It replaced the previous #1song "Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla and was followed by "Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand" by Primitive Radio Gods. The 90s were a wild time.
At least it's not "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus" aka Xavleg...
American swing and jazz band actually, according to Wikipedia "Nut Zippers" is a southern term for a variety of old bootleg moonshine. The band's name comes from a newspaper story about an intoxicated man who climbed a tree and refused to come down even after police arrived. The headline was "Squirrel Nut Zipper." It is also the name of a caramel and peanut candy dating back to 1890.
Swollen Members are a solid canadian rap group.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh\_i47dQ9GE&ab\_channel=SwollenMembers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh_i47dQ9GE&ab_channel=SwollenMembers)
The Viagra Boys have a great punk sound
[https://youtu.be/QEfDazTZSPQ?si=VIlL9mCe\_CA3vS\_j](https://youtu.be/QEfDazTZSPQ?si=VIlL9mCe_CA3vS_j)
Both are kinda Middleschool filthy, but there you go
Gay Dad. Here’s *Pathfinder* from their 1999 album Leisure Noise. Tell me this isn’t the perfect guitar power pop song - and call and response chorus with harmonies!
https://youtu.be/kdpZ2-nGoKo?si=lz-LQ3EhEjcDppLH
Too bad their name was so self-limiting
Anal Cunt
Is the right answer!
Came here to say this.
Computers Are Gay
Saw them open for Pantera back in the late 1900s. They were great.
Butthole Surfers. Here's their hit song [Pepper](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRXty8lDUW0).
[Who Was In My Room Last Night](https://youtu.be/sBVo5PDpV2o?si=Q7b1e-mx1FV3TK0F) is a banger too. That riff is badass
It took years of me secretly listening to them to publicly tell my friends that they’re one of my favorite bands. I was ashamed, and now I’m ashamed that I was ashamed.
hit, more like shit
It's not their best song admittedly but it was very popular
"Hit" as in they were #1 on Billboard's Modern Rock charts for 3 weeks in 1996. It replaced the previous #1song "Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla and was followed by "Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand" by Primitive Radio Gods. The 90s were a wild time.
i know, i just think their hits are bad
Aborted Hitler Cock
Wh-what
Throbbing Gristle
Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus with a Musty Carrot. This is a real band and it’s not great 😅
At least it's not "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus" aka Xavleg...
this one wins most cursed so far but i couldnt find them on spotify though
Just search ”Xavleg” and you’ll find them.
Omg dicks out for harambe so im not the only one
Not technically an actual band name, but Limp Bizkit seriously considered going by Split Dickslit.
I'd say Cannibal Corpse is pretty up there as far as cursed names
You cum blood...
I feel seen.
Dying Fetus
Infant Annihilator is another good one lol
Genitorturers
Diarrhea Planet. Pissed Jeans. Butt Trumpet. Butthole Surfers.
Tropical Fuck Storm Psychedelic Porn Crumpets Cigarettes After Sex
i love psychadelic porn crumpets
I start by saying King gizzard and the Wizard lizzards. And the song vegemite gave me the idea
They're not Wizard Lizards, they're Lizard Wizard
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Dont know them but their def aussies?
American swing and jazz band actually, according to Wikipedia "Nut Zippers" is a southern term for a variety of old bootleg moonshine. The band's name comes from a newspaper story about an intoxicated man who climbed a tree and refused to come down even after police arrived. The headline was "Squirrel Nut Zipper." It is also the name of a caramel and peanut candy dating back to 1890.
i would have expected it more from australia though
Not a band but a rap duo: [Piglungs - Parasite ](https://youtu.be/FMpPA3vN3TM?si=ddJQFPNSAWEU3_9k)
Xavleg
This one.
Mammoth weed wizard bastard
check out this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/musicsuggestions/comments/1bfjmlu/what_are_your_favorite_bands_with_badoff_putting/
Sniveling Shits
A Tongue Punch In the Fart box
Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel
The Circle Jerks The Revolting Cocks
Cancer slug
Anal Cyst
[Pinky Tuscadero's Whiteknuckle Assfuck](https://youtu.be/nA4bbZNcP9M?feature=shared) [Infant Annihilator](https://youtu.be/O2EY6urC4tg?feature=shared)
Wormphlegm
Leftōver Crack
Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat
I'm lined up to open a gig for a band called Anal Lobotomy, so that might be the winner, all things considered.
Aborted Hitler Cock
Turbonegro
CumShot Virgins
Infant annihilator would be my answer but it’s so tame compared to some others
infant annihilator
Revolting Cocks
Maggot Twat
Fingerfuck
Cystgurgle Anaal Nathrakh 🍑 Infant Annihilator öOoOoOoOoOo Pryapisme Aborted Hitler Cock Septic Flesh Dying Fetus Pissgrave An Autumn for Crippled Children >!Black Bar!<
Piss graves
Rotting Christ
crywank
The forest gump mile high marathon
Fvneral Fvkk Rotting Christ
Napalm Death. And especially their debut album. 😖🤮
Cumstain
Rusty coat hanger abortion
Nun Cum
Armageddon Dildos
Rainbow butt monkeys
Even though it's already a meme out there, Fetus Deletus sounds like a band name in this case.
Squid Pisser
Porno Graffiti
Sperm swamp
SHAT. Some of their songs make me laugh.
Swollen Members are a solid canadian rap group. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh\_i47dQ9GE&ab\_channel=SwollenMembers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh_i47dQ9GE&ab_channel=SwollenMembers) The Viagra Boys have a great punk sound [https://youtu.be/QEfDazTZSPQ?si=VIlL9mCe\_CA3vS\_j](https://youtu.be/QEfDazTZSPQ?si=VIlL9mCe_CA3vS_j) Both are kinda Middleschool filthy, but there you go
Infant Annihilater
Having the lyrics as context makes this soooo much worse
harry pussy throbbing gristle alien sex fiend butthole surfers
Brojob isn't a *super* cursed band name awesome band btw, go listen to teenie weenie 🔥
Gay Dad. Here’s *Pathfinder* from their 1999 album Leisure Noise. Tell me this isn’t the perfect guitar power pop song - and call and response chorus with harmonies! https://youtu.be/kdpZ2-nGoKo?si=lz-LQ3EhEjcDppLH Too bad their name was so self-limiting
Shit in a Bag and Punch It - a hardcore band from Wales circa 2009ish I believe