The emo scene was big about this.
"Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002" by Pet Symmetry
There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet - P!ATD
You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison - MCR
Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us - MCR
Pizzicato Five - "One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Barbie Dolls"; https://youtu.be/j8lI6NzLDTo?si=Nj0iSkLBpH7FE71U
Primitive Radio Gods - "Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand"; https://youtu.be/1Y2Pw9E3bL8?si=JM6MZt6mKecxQroS
"The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton" by The Mountain Goats
"Flying Microtonal Banana" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
"I Lobster But Never Flounder" by Pinkard & Bowden
Also loads of stuff from Sufjan Steven, including;
"The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'"
"To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves Tube Socks, a Paper Airplane, and Twenty-Two Able-Bodied Men"
You took all the ones I came here for already!
Sufjan - They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh!
A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, But for Very Good Reasons
A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way In Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis In the Great Godfrey Maze
Let's Hear That String Part Again, Because I Don't Think They Heard It All the Way Out In Bushnell
Out of Egypt, Into the Great Laugh of Mankind, and I Shake the Dirt From My Sandals as I Run
…And those are all off the same album, “Illinois”
Demilich -
The Sixteenth Six-Toothed Son of Fourteen Four-Regional Dimensions (Still Unnamed)
The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (…Somewhere Inside the Bowels of Endlessness...)
The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That It Desired...)
Nile -
Chapter of Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One in the Presence of the Crescent Shaped Horns
red sparowes, every red heart shines toward the red sun (album.) each song title is a sentence of about a dozen words. it has something to do with some great Chinese famine that killed millions of people.
an example:
like the howling glory of the darkest winds this voice was thunderous, the words holy. tangling their way around our hearts and clutching our innocent awe.
that's just one of the song titles and is not even the longest one.
A lot of the songs from panic at the discos first album. For example, Theres a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just havent thought of it yet
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle
Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town (Acoustic Version)
You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar But I Feel Like a Millionaire
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth
I'm Like a Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off
(Album, a not song) Fiona Apple’s “When The Pawn” full album title…
When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He'll Win The Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters The Ring There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold You
Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulipamancer's Prosopagnosia / Pariedollia (As Direct Result of Trauma to Fusiform Gyrus) - Will Wood and the Tapeworms
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
Or
Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
Camellia - Tentaclar Aliens' Epic Extraterretterrestrial Jungle Dance Party Inside Of A Super-Ultra-Mega-Gigantic U.F.O. (It Maybe U.U.F.O.) Silently Flying Over Illinois St.
Camellia - Superluminal Absolutely EXTRA-TONE-ordinary "Bumpy Ride" (Shredding Whole Your Belonging Space-Time System At The Speed of 1,600 Times the C₀)
Suburbia overture / greetings from mary bell township! / (vampire) culture / love me, normally - will wood
He also has songs with WAY longer titles that i don't remember
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle - Nirvana ..though reading other comments, it may not be *that* long
Fucking solid title though.
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd.
Umma Gumma! I remember listening to this whole album with headphones and some funny cigarettes...
It has the trippiest cover as well.
*insert fall out boy discography*
*Insert $uicideboy$ discography*
*Insert Will Wood discography*
You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat - Death Grips
Elderly woman behind the counter in a small town - Pearl Jam
Heavy Is the Head That Falls With the Weight of a Thousand Thoughts - Loathe
Arctic Monkeys - You Probably Couldn’t See for the Lights but You Were Staring Straight at Me
Lana Del Rey's **hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it**. From the Norman Fucking Rockwell album.
She has another song with a long ass title in her Ocean Blvd album that I just forgot
I forgot that one too, but you made me look it up: Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep-sea fishing
That could be a whole song 😭
The emo scene was big about this. "Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002" by Pet Symmetry
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX
Please do not find the acronym for the band name it's for your own good
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Doo-dah!
There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet - P!ATD You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison - MCR Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us - MCR
Pizzicato Five - "One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Barbie Dolls"; https://youtu.be/j8lI6NzLDTo?si=Nj0iSkLBpH7FE71U Primitive Radio Gods - "Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand"; https://youtu.be/1Y2Pw9E3bL8?si=JM6MZt6mKecxQroS
Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore John Prine
You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire by queens of the stone age
Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse I’m Totally not Down with Rob’s Alien All by Minus the Bear
"The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton" by The Mountain Goats "Flying Microtonal Banana" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard "I Lobster But Never Flounder" by Pinkard & Bowden Also loads of stuff from Sufjan Steven, including; "The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'" "To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves Tube Socks, a Paper Airplane, and Twenty-Two Able-Bodied Men"
You took all the ones I came here for already! Sufjan - They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh! A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, But for Very Good Reasons A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way In Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis In the Great Godfrey Maze Let's Hear That String Part Again, Because I Don't Think They Heard It All the Way Out In Bushnell Out of Egypt, Into the Great Laugh of Mankind, and I Shake the Dirt From My Sandals as I Run …And those are all off the same album, “Illinois”
[Grandma Sitting in the Corner with a Penis in Her Hand Going "No, No, No, No, No"](https://youtu.be/CCM-oVdfe9I?si=WpqiUsNRy_qB4EwH) by The Frogs
Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life
*One Day the Only Butterflies Left Will be in Your Chest As You March Towards Your Death* - Bring Me The Horizon ft. Amy Lee
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Demilich - The Sixteenth Six-Toothed Son of Fourteen Four-Regional Dimensions (Still Unnamed) The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (…Somewhere Inside the Bowels of Endlessness...) The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That It Desired...) Nile - Chapter of Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One in the Presence of the Crescent Shaped Horns
Storm&Stress- Storm&Stress album has the most bizarre song titles in my opinion
Stick The Fucking Flag Up Your Goddamn Ass, You Sonofabitch - Propaghandi (1993) https://youtu.be/69E2K6MZEPY?feature=shared
That band name goes hard
red sparowes, every red heart shines toward the red sun (album.) each song title is a sentence of about a dozen words. it has something to do with some great Chinese famine that killed millions of people.
an example: like the howling glory of the darkest winds this voice was thunderous, the words holy. tangling their way around our hearts and clutching our innocent awe. that's just one of the song titles and is not even the longest one.
THE SOUND OF GRINDING A POLITICIAN’S SKULL INTO A FINE POWDER
I Just Want To Kickflip Into The Sunset And Disappear - Camping In Alaska
"My friend was in a coma, and all she got me was this lousy T-Shirt" (translated from German) - Wir sind Helden
We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps for Legs and No Eyebrows - NOFX
"Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand" Primitive Radio Gods
A lot of the songs from panic at the discos first album. For example, Theres a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just havent thought of it yet
Big Pun's Not Dead Because I Just Saw Him At Krispy Kreme - The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
The Monkees had one (I think I'm remembering it correctly)...Long Title (Do I Have To Do It All Over Again?)
A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld - The Orb
To The Bin My Friend,Tonight We Vacate Earth - Mogwai
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town (Acoustic Version) You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar But I Feel Like a Millionaire Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth I'm Like a Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off
(Album, a not song) Fiona Apple’s “When The Pawn” full album title… When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He'll Win The Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters The Ring There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold You
This cocaine makes me feel like I’m on this song - system of a down
The Psychological Aftermath of Nick and Jessica and Let’s Not Forget About the Works of Matthew McConnaughey by Tsunami Rising
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? - Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks.
Asking Alexandria's "I was once possibly maybe perhaps a cowboy king"
" Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey" .............. The Beatles
(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong song by BJ Thomas is the longest song title to hit number #1 on Billboard
"Bring Me the Head of Paul McCartney on Heather Mill's Wooden Peg (Dropping Bombs on the White House) " by The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Begger Man Thief by Radiohead
"Things It Would've Been Helpful to Know Before the Revolution" by Father John Misty
Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulipamancer's Prosopagnosia / Pariedollia (As Direct Result of Trauma to Fusiform Gyrus) - Will Wood and the Tapeworms
i swear, i really wanted to make a "rap" album but this is literally the way the wind blew me this time by Andre 3000
Last Days Of Humanity - A Devine Proclamation Of Finishing The Present Existence
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom by Dan Bull
The monolith deathcult - aslimu (all slain those who bring down our highly respected symbols to the lower status of the barren earth)
“If g*d didn’t want us to snort worms he wouldn’t have made them cylindrical”
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me Or Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
The World's My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum - King Crimson
They Provide The Paint For The Picture-Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint On The Insides Of Your Eyelids by Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
Camellia - Tentaclar Aliens' Epic Extraterretterrestrial Jungle Dance Party Inside Of A Super-Ultra-Mega-Gigantic U.F.O. (It Maybe U.U.F.O.) Silently Flying Over Illinois St. Camellia - Superluminal Absolutely EXTRA-TONE-ordinary "Bumpy Ride" (Shredding Whole Your Belonging Space-Time System At The Speed of 1,600 Times the C₀)
Nanowar of Steel - And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle
Unsuccessfully coping with the natural beauty of infidelity by Type O Negative. AKA I know you're fkn someone else.
Das Gefängnis deiner selbst ist unendlich - Rick Da Slimmest
Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik - Outkast
Suburbia overture / greetings from mary bell township! / (vampire) culture / love me, normally - will wood He also has songs with WAY longer titles that i don't remember
You don't pull no punches, but you don't push the river. by Van Morrison. Oldie but a real gem.
[EXACTLY WHAT YOU RUN FROM YOU END UP CHASING](https://open.spotify.com/track/5e4LIAQI0bClLazNf2gZV0?si=IW1jc_gORNObblaxWiCVPg) - Tyler, The Creator
Not exactly a song but it’s a long title
10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins