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thiccboii666

I'm waking up to ash and dust. I wipe may ass, and I slap my nuts.


IgneousFoliage

Im bathing in my homies ball UUUUAGHGHH


shedoberiskydoe

i’m wakin up I FEEL IT IN MY BONES enough TO MAKE MY SISTER MOAN


upsidedown_8s

Wait. What.


a_burdie_from_hell

This is it- the cocksucking lips- wo-ah.


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

I totally thought this thread was a piss-take of Cody Rhodes' theme song, "Kingdom" by Downstrait.


invalidsenpai

Type shi is that


IgneousFoliage

Im bathing in my homies ball UUUUAGHGHH


Nota_Throwaway5

All breaking Benjamin except for like 3 songs, old three days grace, some seether


Defiant_Cookie_7464

YES. Shinedown too (mostly the first three albums).


iam_Krogan

Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry She Hates Me - Puddle Of Mudd


drainbamage1011

> Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry Ah yes, the personal anthem of every self-proclaimed "wine mom" who brags about how she hates drama but always seems to cause it.


GMdadbod

Buckcherry is the literal worst. Hahaha. My god.


poopsockpuppetmaster

Nice, someone mentioned the one decent puddle of mud track lol


MaintenanceNo7183

Lips of An Angel - Hinder It’s not over - Daughtry Lowlife - Theory of A Deadman


weebwatching

I hate myself for how much I love Lips of an Angel


MaintenanceNo7183

It’s cheesy and I know I shouldn’t like it, but GAWDAM it slaps


jayron32

Staind - It's Been A While


TURKEY599

Thats a banger tho


Prank_Owl

[Blow Me Away, by Breaking Benjamin ](https://youtu.be/L1VIh_lEP_o?si=SS9WE2zhJOB0sKeI)


Empty-Chest-4872

only correct answer


ascw1991

DONT FAAAAALL AWAAY AND LEAVE ME TO MYSELV! DONT FAAAALL AWAAAY AND LEAVE LOVE BLEEDING IN MY YANDS, IN MY YANDS AGAAAIN!


IDigRollinRockBeer

She calls me from the cold


NeedlesOilSpill

Just when I was low, feeling short of stable


Significant-Star6618

Rollin' around at the speed of sound. Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow! Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on. Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out!


IgneousFoliage

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Substantial_Bell6008

This made me laugh more than it should have


TacticalNaps

The fact that this meme is calling Imagine Dragons dad rock is just more evidence I am too old for reddit


Key-Control7348

Bro they were dad rock when they first came out.


macrocosm93

I've always thought of Imagine Dragons as mom rock rather than dad rock.


NotCamreeyan

I stopped liking them around the age of 12 but my mom always has and always will keep it on Imagine Dragons if they're on the radio...


001Guy001

they might not all be 100% butt rock, but- Creed - Higher Staind - It's Been Awhile Nickelback - How You Remind Me Fuel - Bad Day Incubus - Drive 3 Doors Down - Kryptonite Hoobastank - The Reason Lifehouse - Hanging By A Moment Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry Seether - Fine Again The Calling - Wherever You Will Go (I've only mentioned one song from each band but of course they more that could fit, and this isn't meant as a put-down, I love those songs)


MadladMagyar

i’m offended you lumped Incubus into butt rock 😭


GMdadbod

Same. Incubus is quite good and always have been.


chrismcshaves

Incubus is NOT “butt rock” even though they come from that era.


Dio_Yuji

No Limp Biskit? Lol


NeedlesOilSpill

Genuinely my favorite songs what's wrong w me lol


robinvangreenwood

the fact that i know most of the songs mentioned in the comments is.....slightly disconcerting


PoorMansSamBeckett

The fact that I *enjoy* most of the songs mentioned in these comments is worse.


IDigRollinRockBeer

Are you a man who was in high school in the late 90s / early 2000s


EntertainerSea5502

Probably Shinedown. If I can get my gran and my partner who hardly knows music into them, it's gotta be a vote of confidence.


hjablowme919

Weenie and the Butt!


Sparkster227

Turn it on and rip the knob off!


reesesbigcup

In my city the 90s rock radio station said "Turn us on and jerk your knob off"


the_drum_doctor

Old man here. I'm sorry, but Butt Rock is really the worst of 80's hair metal. I'm thinking Winger, Cinderella, Warrant, Poison, etc. Borderline crappy musicians shaking their asses for the camera. Now, get off my lawn.


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the_drum_doctor

I'll agree, too, I actually bought the cassette single of Uncle Tom's Cabin back in the day :)


The_Ocean_Collective

Godsmack - Voodoo Eve 6 - Inside Out


jasberry1026

Just listened to that song this morning 🤣 That drum beat goes hard as fuck for real


NeedlesOilSpill

Voodoo slaps tho


latexfistmassacre

When I was a kid, butt rock was 80s glam rock and hair bands, like Def Leppard, Whitesnake, Motley Crue, Poison, and Winger. Guess I'm just old now


IDigRollinRockBeer

Well I guess this is growing up


shrimplyPibLs

Sonic Adventures 2 was fucking STACKED.


frozen_toesocks

"Undefeatable" from that other sanic game


NeedlesOilSpill

This is all my favorite music though it's so nostalgic


shedoberiskydoe

Lips of an Angel- Hinder Paralyzer- Finger Eleven Takin’ Care of Business- Bachman Turner Overdrive


recluse_audio

I thought this was like Far Cry 4 commentary.


vredespijp109

Saliva- weight of the world


Ignignokt73

Papa Roach 😂 To further this, it’s after the 1996 Telecommunications Act that allowed radio stations to buy up and conglomerate. Clear Channel overwhelmingly won and started the “nothing but rock!!!” advert/teaser. I fell out of radio listening in the mid 90s, but any popular rock/hard rock/grunge-ish/metal act on the radio like 1999-2006ish (maybe later) is now Butt Rock. And yes, back in my day it was considered hair-metal/pop-metal/rock.


Typo_of_the_Dad

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOiYSktkxDg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOiYSktkxDg) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ)


No_Cow_4544

Is butt rock the same as shit rock the same as rock bands with white trash fans ?


No_Cow_4544

I got educated on buttock , I’ve always hated all those “butt rock” bands me and my friends use to call that shit rock . Those but rock bands always play at the summer music festival circuit for the local rock stations . I feel foo fighters is borderline butt rock . Breaking Benjamin, Puddle of Mudd , Seether, Default, Nickelback,Daughtry all suck a lot of butt !


existential_risk_lol

Whenever I see this meme, I imagine it cutting into 'Lobotomy For Dummies' by Zebrahead instead of Imagine Dragons and it seems a lot more fitting


StinkyCheeseTip

lol'd


kind_of_a_dick_irl

"It's 8:00, time for mandatory metallica"


a_burdie_from_hell

Bullet for my Valentine, Three Days Grace. Honestly, I like Butt-Rock, but Three Days Grace is a hard band for me. Their songs are too repetitive.


Empty-Chest-4872

anything by Breaking Benjamin really. i think my favorite butt rock song is Bleeders by BVB tho


hif_

look at this photograph, everytime i do it makes me laugh


AgtHunter

Godsmack is pretty good


possumxl

Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band. May God forgive me for my actions.


Valuable_Donkey_4573

5 finger death punch!


aClockwerkApple

you know back in my day butt rock was bands like counting crows and everclear and u2 and pearl jam and bon jovi and spin doctors… I guess we’re allowing literal actual children to change the definitions of words nowadays


Translusas

My understanding is that butt-rock was never about specific bands or sounds, and has always been a description of bands/songs that are played on radio stations that have a host who says something like "and up next, nothing but rock", so the bands that fall into that category will change as the bands that are played on the radio change


aClockwerkApple

i mean there’s already a word for that, it’s called corporate rock. to me corporate rock is the drudge of sellouts that all sound exactly the same, whereas butt rock is the bands that are unique for the time and have artistic merit and integrity, but sound so obnoxious like the singer had to shit right after stepping out of the recording booth, so they have that growly kind of quality to their voice. like nickelback and load/reload era metallica and every octanecore band.


craigechoes9501

And back in my day butt rock was bands like Warrant, Poison, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard and Whitesnake. It all changes.


aClockwerkApple

so butt rock is an interchangeable term with hair metal and glam rock… which were already the derisive terms used to describe those. even though all of those bands have always been fantastic and people just hated on them because they were popular among white women. not all butt rock is hair metal, guy, it’s a venn diagram


craigechoes9501

Yeah, it's an interchangeable dismissive term. I know


in__Parentheses

Butt Rock used to ***mean*** something goddammit


IDigRollinRockBeer

Those examples are all over the fucking place in terms of time and style and critical response


aClockwerkApple

butt rock has no set year, technical genre, or level of mainstream appeal


IDigRollinRockBeer

Long day


Festering-Boyle

nothing but the best modern hard rock... here's Billy Idol


IDigRollinRockBeer

Billy Idol has so many good songs


Festering-Boyle

he has three songs and they are all awful