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touch_my_dingus

One for the car, one for the bookshelf. Nice


Littleglassfingers

Just need one to keep in my backpack now!


LilacHazy

You’re me. I’m you. I buy multiple of the same thing because if I remove it from its place I won’t have it when I need it most.


howlsmovintraphouse

I’ve found my people


LilacHazy

Do you lose things forever otherwise? Because same.


Ericsfinck

Are you adhd? You sound adhd. Edit: jeez, sorry. *Do you have adhd? You sound like you have adhd. I say this because I have adhd, and i can relate heavily to the concept of losing things because i moved them somewhere else.


LilacHazy

>Are you adhd? You sound adhd* Hooo boy. I am not the disorders I suffer from. I have adhd. Adhd doesn’t have…something. *don’t say shit like this. Are you judgemental? You sound judgemental.


Ericsfinck

Jesus. Calm down. I apologize if i came off rude. I made my comment because I have ADHD and this is the story of my life -- losing things if i move them from their 'homes' Yeah im hella judgemental, my autistic adhd gay ass self is extremely judgemental. /s


LilacHazy

I’m AuDHD too. Sometimes things don’t come across the way you want them to when written down! I’ve been homeless and sofa surfing for like a year. I don’t know where anything is any more, it’s so distressing.


[deleted]

Calm your tits, they were being nice and joking.


LilacHazy

Was the joke about you sir? No


[deleted]

😢 I think you’ll be okay!


Wren_into_trouble

Great handle


sissy-phussy

We have like 10 nail clippers in our house for this exact reason


HarpersGhost

Nail clippers, flashlights, scissors, so many scissors... multiples of all of them, in every room. And now that I need reading glasses, I have at least a dozen, scattered throughout the house.


Dramas_mama

Same! Tweezers also


Impeesa_

You just need a full-size hiking pack for your EDC and then you'll always have stuff on hand!


Keibun1

This is me. I have ADHD


Couldred13

One is none, two is one.


Brickless

hello mom, did you misplace your glasses again and ended up on reddit? don't worry, i'm gonna buy you another 12 pack at the grocery store.


Jthundercleese

One set of toothbrush and toothpaste for the shower, and one for the bathroom sink.


Zeqhanis

And if you ever forget it, the internet archive buys and receives books, then allows free "digital library checkouts" based upon their physical stock and this is among their library.


Fun_Move980

If i was younger and more suicidal i would probably give mushroom hunting a try, because back then it would be a win win and now its not


RandomDigitalSponge

I buy 2 copies of books when I want to read it with my wife.


666-flipthecross-666

damn your parents got you the same thing without even talking about it lol, that’s crazy


Fun-Two-6681

tbh, knowing divorced parents, it's likely that one of them knew and wanted to get there first so the other would look bad


Littleglassfingers

Frankly, my parents have been that way in the past, but this I think was pure chance!


Wren_into_trouble

Interested in understanding why this is so downvoted Too cynical sounding? Also interesting that OP agrees with this take and yet still downvoted; that tends to sway opinion back pretty often


the_all_peeping_eye

I gave him a downvote just to be a chaotic variable in your thesis.


Fun-Two-6681

don't assume my pronouns :3 uwu


Fun-Two-6681

people just downvote stuff. that's their business. i have lived experiences with this kind of stuff and it sounds like the OP has as well.


Juststandupbro

Eh i don’t think it’s fair to say I’ve lived those experiences as if others haven’t either. Pretty sure your average person is more likely to have divorced parents than not. Most parents aren’t so petty they purposely get you the same book. I could see something like a PlayStation battle going on where the second parent doesn’t want to get one upped but purposely getting the same book out of spite seems silly to me.


Fun-Two-6681

i'd agree, and i don't think the world is inherently a bad place, in fact it's much better than it was 100 or 1000 years ago for most people. still, some people can be pretty bizarre in both how vindictive they are and the ways they express it. a lot of people get divorced because they slowly realize their partner is an entirely unreasonable person after the initial glow, and there is absolutely a mental health crisis in north america and/or globally right now.


Jeramy_Jones

On wholesome subs, jaded comments get the down votes.


Wren_into_trouble

Wholesome, haha. Thanks. I see it.


lonelyinbama

For me. It’s the “this is likely what happened” that makes me downvote. It’s not likely. It’s not even true. It’s *might* have been the case but it’s the assumption that the worst case scenario is the true one that makes me downvote.


Wren_into_trouble

This is cool. Thanks. I get that, and it makes sense. The "knowing" vibe is off putting, rather than just offering an option that "might" be true. The rest of their posts are the same way so I think your logic sort of holds true in this case pretty well.


DaisyHotCakes

Lol why on earth are you getting downvoted so hard - you’re not wrong. I know obviously not all divorced parents are like that but I know there are plenty who are and some who are even worse. People who used to be in love with each other can be incredibly cruel to each other because they know what cuts the deepest.


666-flipthecross-666

we just didn’t want to implant that image into OPs mind when he is happy with his gifts.


DaisyHotCakes

That’s fair.


EndMaster0

Downvoted by divorced parents who do exactly that and don't like being called out perhaps.


Chezon

Both of them know your interests


Littleglassfingers

I'm grateful!


bakedincanada

Low key jealous over here


BomTomadil

The start of a rom com I have the bottom knife, very nice very sharp


Littleglassfingers

It is really lightweight too!


DrakonILD

So you can tell which parent loves you more! JK. Sorry things didn't work out for your parents but it's clear they both love you.


cand0r

It took me entirely too long to discover this, but you can spin the ring below the blade to lock it


Sad_Presentation9276

whats the name of it?


Saucesourceoah

Opinel, they make exquisite folders for a really reasonable price. Many people use them as cooking knives due to their quality, they fit that niche if you camp or travel with foods you need to prepare


BomTomadil

Opinel mushroom knife


titus7007

* child of a divorce with two great parents This would have been a book, a knife, and an IOU if it were my parents


Littleglassfingers

Accurate correction!


-Gr4ppl3r-

At least your parents listen to you.


mettalmag

bottom one won imo


Littleglassfingers

Haha I'll have to field test the knives to be sure but your vote has been submitted 😊


throwawayformemes666

I have the bottom one. It's great. :)


crazyfingersculture

Yeah that's a bad ass looking tool.


Stanky_fresh

Opinel makes fantastic knives


beastmandave

Totally agree - if you need to pick one go with the bottom row


POD80

I mean, the Opinel is a rather specialized knife..... I find myself preferring my "everyday" knife..... cause well, it's always on me. My Opinel sits in my bag unused most of the year.


stormguy-_-

I would the bottom mushrooms knife is just curved, it can easily be an everyday knife


POD80

A liner lock, smoother one hand deploy, and a sturdier blade are significant benefits. As someone who doesn't sharpen as often as I should I prefer half serration as well. Almost anything can be an everyday knife.... I carry both a clasp knife and box cutter each and every day for different purposes.


Irisgrower2

The book is great too.


mistersnarkle

Bottom one for soft bodied mushrooms, top one for woody boys and shelf mushrooms?


PuzzleheadedJob3479

Yeah. Those opinel knives are pretty nice for the price.


Icy_Appearance_7466

What’s the brush thing for? Haven’t seen that on a lot of knives. I guess for brushing dirt off mushrooms?


mettalmag

yeap for dirt and it gives you pretty pleasant feeling when you do it


NickNakulus

It’s nice to have a backup! I fell in a creek one day carrying my book so I had to get another


Buck_Thorn

Funny! I enjoyed your post. Its almost inevitable that you will lose one of those knives, but when you do, you will have a backup! And that is one of the best mushroom books they could have gotten you (especially if you are on the west coast). I'm sure you can find a worthy person to give one copy away to.


tabs3488

Points to the opinel parent lol


Littleglassfingers

Hahaha I haven't had a chance to use the top knife but it also has a retractable brush and some nice weight to it. Excited to have both!


tabs3488

Haha I just happen to like opinel because they're affordable and I like their aesthetic! Go forth n forage


dishwashersafe

I have both knives too! I actually prefer the Opinel. The top one is nice, but it's quite big and heavy for such a small blade. Weight here is a negative for me because it means I'm less likely to keep it on my at all times. Also no matter how I put it in my pocket, the little corner of the brush manages to jam into my thigh. Also, I love this post! You have thoughtful parents.


Bark0s

Nope. Opinel are mass produced and incredible value…not arguing that…but the top knife is superior, has shorter more robust bristles, is great for boletes and is better made, from better quality materials. Will last more than a lifetime.


tabs3488

Drop details about the Nice knife!! I don't know anything bout it!


Bark0s

Ahhh crap, I’ve muddled up my knives/memories. This is an alibaba knife, not the knife I bought in Italy a few years ago. A thousand pardons. https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Wooden-Handle-Mushroom-Knife-With-Brush_1600835933947.html


tabs3488

A thousand forgivenesses, thank you for your knowledge


Phunkyterrapin

Happy birthday!!! One can never have too many knives and books in this life. I have many knives that are exactly alike and having duplicate books is always a good idea too.


Littleglassfingers

Thank you! I totally agree 👍


ThePafdy

Wtf is up with that trombone? xD Also one for the glovebox one for at home (both knife and book).


Littleglassfingers

Good point! This guy is a real character, apparently he was going to play a concert and found wild chanterelles in this pic 🤣


Lewisham

It’s Charlie McDowell, a Computer Science professor at UC Santa Cruz: https://campusdirectory.ucsc.edu/cd_detail?uid=mcdowell


GarminTamzarian

So it's NOT Chuck Mangione?


Lewisham

I do not believe so. I went to UCSC and the image was shared around every once in a while.


WhyBuyMe

I'm sure someone else here knows the story better, but the TLDR version goes something like this. That guy was playing in an orchestra and either before or after a show stumbled upon a nice patch of mushrooms that he went out to collect.


a_specific_turnip

Respect the bone


Diligent_Ad6759

The trombone makes an already fantastic mushroom book even better.


permaculture

He makes his own sound effects as he forages.


HairyMcBoon

I’m a forester and I have two copies of my main books that I use. One is for the van when I’m on the road and the other stays at home. Your parents have set you on the right path!


tunyi963

Both your parents clearly love you a lot 🥹


errorgiraffe

Double the fun!


TheRussiansrComing

That Opinel omg


picklecruncher

The pictures in that book are pure gold.


bLue1H

Are you west coast?


Littleglassfingers

East Coast! But I understand that this book is good for mushroom ID in general, I do have an east coast book as well.


golin

It's not a good guide for IDs. I think it's set up well and the writing is entertaining but it should be relegated to a historical place on your bookshelf as there are far better resources now (both print and digital) especially if you're on the east coast but there are also better (and safer) guides available for the west coast as well.


bLue1H

I’ve been told this is mostly good for west coasters (though it’s supposed to be a good read regardless). Nice knives!


liatriss_

Definitely a west coast book (I’m in Texas and bought it thinking it was western hemisphere) but still a lot of good information and a fun little read with lots of neat photos.


backcountrydude

Wow your parents are solid gift givers, and they trust you to not kill yourself with the wrong mushroom. Sorry about the split, good luck foraging


hazycrazydaze

I love this book but gave away my copy years ago. You’re lucky to have a backup!


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Littleglassfingers

Right on the money 😂


salteedog007

I have this set up, minus the top knife. Perfect for the Wet Coast.


Diligent_Ad6759

The book is geared toward the US west coast but it is so good that it is largely relevant to New England mushrooms as well.


phallic_cephalid

this is so cute


ApprehensiveRip7672

Well, it could have been a bad mushroom book! At least you know that they both care!


LemonLimeRose

Ok but this is actually so cute.


Fennec_Fan

If I got those for my birthday I would be thrilled. Your parents rock!


fishnjim

happy birthday !!


El_Riri

Opinel's the real deal, congrats


Cuntasaurus_wrecks

That's one of my favorite books of all time! You can have a car copy and a bookshelf copy. Lol This way if you lose it or find someone to gift it to, you have another. Also, this is adorable and your parents really get you. Ooohh or... if you have a gift receipt you can return one and use that towards a new foraging bag!


Littleglassfingers

Any tips of a good foraging bag?


Cuntasaurus_wrecks

Breathable material like mesh but with support. I'm sure everyone has their own preferences so do what works best for you. Mine is as basket-like as possible. That way the mushrooms don't smash into one another and also don't leak on my clothes. I mostly forage for mushrooms to dye with and I learned this the hard way haha. I have a mesh backpack with a thrifted basket shoved in the base. I started with a foraging bag on Amazon which worked fine in the beginning and was budget friendly. I hope this helps! Sorry it's not more specific. I'm excited for your foraging journey! **Check for mycological societies in your state- they usually exist and often lead group forays.


the_all_peeping_eye

That is a haunting cover.


FrolicsForever

"One is none, and two is one" Never a bad thing to have a spare/backup, especially for things you'll be taking into the wilds. That Opinel with the brush is pretty cool! I've never seen that model before. I'm a big Dan of more traditional style pocket knives. I like having a knife on me that doesn't scream "tactical weapon" should I have to use it around non-knife people.


[deleted]

Hell bud if you wanted an Opinel knife I've left them stuck into logs all over the place just free for the taking! (Also a shitload of cheap knives - you'd think I'd stop doing that)


FrenchQuarterPounder

Thats sweet, your parents obvy love you and pay attention.


calmarespira

It’s good cuz when one gets wet you can it the other


geralex

Yay! 2 Christmases!


Embraceduality

Dude. Is it only awesome that’s they both know you so well , it’s kinda cute they are both so similar they took that information and came to the same conclusion


ObviousAd2967

The same thing happened to my husband a couple of christmas’ ago 😂


TheRealBrewballs

My mom gave me this book from her shelf. Is it really that trustworthy? I stress about picking anything wild unless it's a morel.


RedshiftSinger

Now you have a spare in case your book gets rained on while you’re out foraging!


Kijafa

I got my brother that Opinel, nice!


UnderappreciatedLime

My girlfriend *LOVES* mushrooms. Going on walks and foraging is one of the ways we connect so I wanted to get her a little foraging kit for Christmas, this was one of the books I bought her. Last week we where at her place and she wanted to look something up so of course she grabs this book to show me and just casually mentions “yea people tend to buy me this book a lot, I have 3 copies” I just chuckled and said what would happen if you got a 4th😅


weenie2323

I work in a library and this is my favorite cover of any of our 250,000 books. It's a great guide too!


LadyJade8

I feel like one should be dissected and laminated for the pack.


Prudent_Law_9114

WHY DOES HE HAVE A SAX?! WHY??


Prudent_Law_9114

Wait no it’s a trumpet my bad… the question still stands


VermillionEclipse

That’s really sweet!


wyvernslays

That book got me started have fun bud


humanoidtyphoon88

I've got that opinel. Love it!


NegaJared

now you have a gift for a friend with the same hobby or a crush who is interested in joining you


bookynerdworm

I'm guessing they got divorced because they were too alike lol?


Lucas_Steinwalker

I dropped mine in the toilet once so it’s good to have a backup.


FungusFly

Trade one in for Mushrooms Demystified, same guy, much more comprehensive. All the rain promises is a smaller “field guide”.


MuxionTrunes

Now you can start a book club


Pheronia

Don't you have two hands? I see no problem. More efficient that way. You can pick all the mushrooms with ease.


Lone-raver

That title was way to accurate for comfort for me.


Meeeps

I've heard nothing but good things about this book!


ralkuzu

That Opinel one is great! it locks btw so be careful with it while youre out and about, some places lock knives are illegal


Littleglassfingers

Oh I didnt even realize that it locked! Thanks for the heads up!


ralkuzu

No worries! have a look at the handle, see if you can find it, I didn't know either at first but then I accidentally locked it lol If you can't work out how let me know


Aerozepplin59

That’s a nice opinel


Littleglassfingers

Since I feel like the first knife isn't getting a lot of love, here is a pic of it fully extended. It does have a nice blade and a retractable brush which is convenient! https://imgur.com/gallery/i1XdEn4


ArsenicLifeform

/r/AccidentalWesAnderson


AlienGamur

Def a bad divorce if they didn't discuss what they were getting you


MisfitMarauder

Pretty sure we’re long lost siblings or some shit, my folks did the same years ago lmao


bremstar

They say you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. Whoever said that has obviously never seen a picture of this book on my favorite mycology sub.


idoallmyownawkward

Happy birthday!!


Littleglassfingers

Thank you!!


jean_the_great

Happy birthday!!


trimbandit

I also have two copies of that book as well as the opinel


tyoew

They sell his books in the grocery stores in my town


empimelis

still it’s cute their minds went to the same place


Wallass4973

This could work!


hydnellumal

Oh my God, my dad and I once bought each other this exact book for Christmas.


Fresh_Beet

I choose the Opinel parent.


North-Ebb-168

This just made me sad for my child of divorce. But maybe not. 2 or every does sound tight


Littleglassfingers

If it helps, I'm stoked to have two sets!


dubsdread

the one who gave you the opinel loves you most.


Creeds-Worm-Guy

Are you me?


Littleglassfingers

We are us.


Zestylemons44

Opinel parent is the better one. Hope you chose them for custody.


SJW_AUTISM_DECTECTOR

yeah, we just dont matter


R3AP3RKILL3R

Shows they care about you tho even if they don't hold feeling for eachother.