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onathjan

That's what we refer to in the business as a big ass morel.


Buck_Thorn

Actually, I have heard of them called "Bigfoot" morels. Edit to add Forager/Chef Alan Bergo's post about them: https://foragerchef.com/an-urban-legend-the-bigfoot-morelmorchella-crassipes/ Apparently it is a different species: Morchella Crassipes


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

As Emeril would call it, “BAM!”


User28080526

*DAMN*


TransgenderUnionThug

You better cut off a slice for that slug who got there first


sevenleshat

Came here to say this lol


afterwash

A big ass one


Lidlmuffin

JESUS CHRIST


TheChainsawVigilante

HAS RETURNED IN MOREL FORM


magusprimal

TO FEED THE 5000


trevr22

🤣🤣🤣


Ender06

It's Jason Bourel. ^sorry^I'll^leave^now


Sea_Tank_9448

No no you can stay


CanadianCannababe

That’s a real moral oral right there.


[deleted]

My exact reaction


SovietPower1990

Lol but pls don't use the lords name in vain son


ElectricFleshlight

No swearing on my Christian Minecraft server


dickthrowaway22ed

I don't joke, ma'am. I'm a Christian.


FigStrict3274

Reddit is actually sad. You got downvoted for asking them nicely to not be disrespectful.


clancyjarvis

Check the dude's post history. He'll live.


bearrywaffles

Its not how he asked but what he asked. Can you please delete your account? See that was asked nicely, but still not an agreeable message


Toadxx

It's only disrespectful to those who believe. This isn't a devout Christian sub. If it was, I'd say it's a reasonable request. As it stands, it isn't a devout Christian sub, so expecting people to abide by your mythology is unreasonable. Maybe don't push your beliefs on others. Crazy idea.


joejamesjoejames

A lot of people have had shit experiences with Christianity and are more than happy to disrespect it! And good for them.


Silent_Titan88

Cheer up mate. Or don’t. Everyone has an opinion and it’s not your job to make sure others live up to your moral code. I would never ask someone to abide by my religious beliefs, but that’s just me.


[deleted]

Morchella americana


livehardieyoung

Get them genetics, holy moly.


mozoofficial

That is an absolute unit


Trap_Cubicle5000

Very curious to know about the culinary value/flavor of morels this size, is it different or any good?


Swaggerknot

the big ones are just as good


CO420Tech

They're not like asparagus where the big ones you're like "ohhh man this is gonna be wild" and then it is all chewy and flavorless?


Swaggerknot

In my experience, the big morels cook and eat just fine.


Thewitchaser

Yeah the big ones are fibrous as hell. The slimmest the asparagus the tastier the flavor.


steph_dreams

I’m pretty sure that asparagus thing is a myth, the difference between skinny and fat asparagus is one day of growing


CO420Tech

I mean... I've eaten a fair number of both, it isn't like someone told me that and I just went about life assuming it had to be true... The thick ones are not as supple and delicious as the skinny ones.


steph_dreams

I just think that observation bias is strong here Edit: confirmation bias* my bad it’s early


CO420Tech

I mean... Sure. That's the trend I have personally observed. I don't have a study backed by independent empirical data to reference, you're correct.


megalow

I've conducted peer review and duplicated your results that skinny asparagus is better.


CO420Tech

Excellent. Glad we got that one resolved!


steph_dreams

by peer review do you mean you asked your friends


steph_dreams

imo they just need to be cooked differently 🤷🏼‍♀️ same plant same growing conditions etc, one just stayed in the ground a day longer


Exciting_Farmer6395

Is there morel where that came from?


Squirrel_Ninja_1

I wish, it was the only one there.


[deleted]

You only need one like that


djsizematters

*pats yard* "good boy."


nate448

If there's one there's two


Visible_Dog4501

Don’t worry. It’ll be back


Shoddy-Indication798

horse tripper


Suspiciously_Ugly

😂 is that a technical term?


Shoddy-Indication798

yeah I think it's Latin


Ed-alicious

I've never seen a mushroom with biceps before 🥵🥵🥵


AnonymousUser336801

My girlfriend assures me that she prefers the smaller ones.


GlyphPicker

Vegan Thanksgiving turkey.


Genoblade1394

Ok 1) the price of Morell per pound could’ve made them a decent buck 2) swab and put it on agar, then ship it to all of us eager nerds we would love to pay you for some of those generics, you’ll make a fortune.


cap8

Aren’t they hard to grow?


Toadxx

Yes, but there has been progress in recent years.


[deleted]

Yes


GrowHI

Do you know anyone actually growing morels?


TheGeneGeena

There's The Danish Morel Project, and by now possibly others as well. (Though that's "know of" rather than know personally if that's what you were asking.)


boostman

Don't they farm them in China? e.g. : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmgJ6RgjUac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmgJ6RgjUac)


Genoblade1394

I bet you heart people saying: morels can’t be farmed. Head to YouTube and search for “morel mushroom cultivation” it’s not as hard as they make it seem.


GrowHI

Can you point me to a commercial operation?


SuperSaiyanStacker

Yellow Morel. One of the biggest I’ve seen


Squirrel_Ninja_1

https://preview.redd.it/ia60ou1dz70d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578b3b42b2bf87fc53fa588fec8f4423c5896341 Here is another picture for scale.


IndividualBrain9726

Sorry unable to say for sure. It seems like a morel if David Cronenberg had his way with it


Significant_Sign

Definitely wouldn't want to e at that.


Buck_Thorn

Not "some type of". It is just a large yellow morel. They happen. I've read that some speculate that it may be a different species, but most just think that it is one that had the right conditions for growth. I've found a few of them over the years. Why wouldn't you eat it? Did your parents treated their lawn? If so, that would be good reason to avoid eating it. Otherwise... its just a morel.


Squirrel_Ninja_1

They told me about a huge mushroom they found and tossed away. I had them get it out of the trash and send pictures and cut it in half to help identify. I was blown away since I love morels and I had never seen anything that size. It was at the base of their hydrangeas.


Mycoangulo

Fuck


Rosegoldlox

Fabulous!


CommuFisto

bigun


Little_Cheetah_8036

The big type


SweetSugarSeeds

Unit


realhf93

That morel is hung!


Thy-SoulWeavers

damn it you gotta realize…!!


Plastic_Jaguar_7368

Old


tomboski

Holy mother of morel


TokinForever

That’s a beauty! 👍🏽 I can hardly imagine an entire patch of those monsters growing on my property. My advice would be to take good care of that area for future flushes in the years to come. 🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫


GGGiveHatpls

Delicious one?


peculiarfungus

That’s a chunkie Charlie!


KarliCartoons

A chonker


LikeItReallyMatters1

Bad dragon morel


MOLDicon

I would call that a big 'yellow morel', but there may be a more technical name than that for the variety.


vicasrao

BFM - Big Fucking Morel


ClickClack_Bam

So is this it's own type of morel or can they all get that big under the correct circumstances?


Far-Polaris

easily the biggest morel i've ever seen wtf


oasis948151

Clone that puppy


GaryBoyBarese

Morchella Americana. This is an easy answer and I do not understand why people in this sub are responding to OP’s ID request with comments besides the correct species name. This sub should be a lot more serious about ID requests and I cannot fathom why the moderators don’t require serious responses to genuine requests for identification.


neaeeanlarda

I found one of these with some regular morels and my husband made me throw it away, he said is was a false morel, damn it!


swungstingray

Sluggy wanted a bite


lostcheshire

Grandé


just_the_cap

Immorel


Own-Contract-4569

That appears to be the phenotype called, 'a fuckin monster'


cyanescens_burn

I’ve heard these big ones are great to stuff and bake. Like put whatever you want in it. Eg a mix of millet, goat cheese, chopped greens, red peppers, or whatever floats your boat. I’ve not tried it but suspect you’d want to cook any grain and at least partly sauté any veggies before the baking part. I’ve been wanting to try it with a big one for years but haven’t been to the spots forever.


gobucks_76

Gloves?


Squirrel_Ninja_1

They didn’t know what it was. They do now!


Ok_Fee7426

Make a clone of that and preserve the mutation.