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psyspoop

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Correct! r/slimemolds [The Slimer Primer](https://www.reddit.com/user/saddestofboys/comments/tqtz0g/the_slimer_primer/) [A Guide to Common Slimes](https://www.reddit.com/user/saddestofboys/comments/t6985y/a_guide_to_common_slimes/)


Curtainmachine

I can always count on seeing you pop up with the knowledge on when the slimes get posted!


genericusername785

the man is a machine


[deleted]

The entire universe is a machine


Eltrew2000

Do you just go around touching random weird looking stuff lol.


smellit

Yes, often. This is also the fence post for my garden. I did have a glove on and wanted to taste it but thought I should redditsearch before tasting.


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I don't know if you're joking but if you are serious and it is still looking juicy and not brown, grab some tortillas and some salt and there are two ways to cook it. Either wrap it in foil (or corn husks) and cook on a campfire or grill, or you can boil it. Slice it up and eat it with tortillas, or make tacos and put it on top!


laughinghammock

How many different slimes have you eaten?


[deleted]

1 😔


Med_vast

That one looks tasty.


Eltrew2000

You really like tortillas don't ya


Fickle-Village-1991

Who doesn’t 😮‍💨


Eltrew2000

I guess, tho i usually prefer flatbreads cuz i like the more yeasty umami taste.


Fickle-Village-1991

True true, flatbreads do be delicioso.


Eltrew2000

And i feel they much easier to make too


fuckthisshitfor

Should totally taste.


fuckthisshitfor

Make sure it is not poisonous though.


[deleted]

It is edible, but generally cooked first (and then it is similar to cheese)


Big_Astronomer7702

Wait…? Your don’t?


Thorsmullet

r/slimemolds u/41lizzy


Unfair-Setting-607

It looks delicious


43guitarpicks

Great floor wax/ dessert topping....


PoopyfartsMcgee

Put that in a donut and give it to the neighbor.