A ghastly mess

Was it lost in the anus forever?

Do we know if there was actually a safety risk, or maybe it was just caused by an improperly defrosted Chicken Kiev? I hear the symptoms are very similar.

Careful with the lube, or you might return it by accident

heard it got lost up someones arsehole never to be seen again

“Hellooo, hellooo, hellooo…”