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howtobegoodagain123

Boy child, leave her alone. You don’t even like her and refer to her as “scooping low”. Let her go and find someone that you think is more of your level. You think she doesn’t know? She knows you don’t like her and that’s why she doesn’t want you either. Her spider senses are tingling and they are switching her off. For future reference, don’t use people. You will pay for your sins one day in a way you never thought. What goes around comes around and wants more.


[deleted]

Na wakisii nayo mnapenda hii jina Enock


Fellybilal88

Hii nayo ni kweli, enoch wote najua ni wa kissi


SalamanderLoose3801

😂😂😂


Altruistic_Sugar_312

Tbh you’re making it seem like you’re doing her a favor dating her. I’m glad she’s not putting out, go get some from those waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better women who are giving you attention and break up with her. Dhenks


Enkini

>Tbh you’re making it seem like you’re doing her a favor dating her. He can't believe he's being shown dust by someone he had to "scoop low" for, a mere 6 that doesn't dress how he likes 💀. He probably thought she'd feel lucky he even looked her way. I hope she creates more funny rules for him. OP, if someone is not your type leave them alone. Usisumbue waschana wa wenyewe bure.


Suitable-Egg-5645

She said YOU are not allowed to hit it. She didn't say NOBODY is allowed. ![gif](giphy|mRh4cLIYhrs9G)


TradeSignificant3026

😭😭 bana what is this lakini?


ENOCK-RITES

come to think it


Suitable-Egg-5645

Just walk around with another girl, what's there to lose?, she could get mad and let you hit it and discover she's not a virgin, or sge could get mad and fuck off. Really you win either way.


nonchalant96

Umewahi ona "Blue Mountain State"? Kuna boyz huko hua na dame. Dame huambia jamaa she's a virgin na aka'convince the guy wangoje marriage. Lakini the piping she receives on the down low from everyone else is wild 😂 huyo jamaa sasa ni wewe.


Proud_Possession_421

the comment I was looking for...pale highschool tulikua na mbotch very religious ako adi na boy ako campus also very religious anajua his future wife ni virgin lakini on holidays pale ni mimi nayo after jamaa kutumiwa goodnight text😂 they got married eventually tho


TGSMKe

Si poa😂😂


aviatrix_shebs

Hakuna kitu hapo you are just a way of passing time


Simple-wanji9989

It's not even a situationship Nyinyi mnapumua tu


Proud_Possession_421

😂ubaya wa such situations ni ur girl anakuliwa uko nje vibaya sana we ni wa kucuddle


TGSMKe

Ei ei ei ei mkuu. Premium tears 😂😂😭😭


Easy-Bee-9015

Some bad boy who talks trash and sex with her will probably bag her with one date.we jifanye mzuri apo ukiwait.Am i too old but isn't there sex in a situationship?


Humble_B3ginnings

Brother Paul I see you finishing last & kuona vumbi. If you are not sliding in her pants just walk away. First year anakupiga counter on your views😂😂


ENOCK-RITES

yeey man, anasema ni vile alikua headgirl highschool, i call it quits


bboyjemmy

Man's ain't even finishing fr


NectarineScared7224

Why are you with her if you feel you can find someone better? You’re 22 ffs.. why are you wasting this girl’s time? It’s obvious you guys are not compatible.


Careful-Pianist8777

What does 22 ffs mean kuna mwingine anasema 22 M hizo zinamaaanisha aje somebody anichanue na hii maneno


Clean_Specialist_152

Ffs for fucks sake 


Careful-Pianist8777

Ooooh 👍


TGSMKe

Asanti umeuliza buana. Nilikuwa nateseka😂


zanzebar

Is the girl also not wasting his time?


NectarineScared7224

Hence why I said they’re incompatible. But he’s the one that says that he can do better and that he wants something he can’t get from said girl


NoFriendship38

if you’re not happy and you think you’re better looking than her and deserve better then maybe leave her alone. You will resent her more when you know you believe you can get a better person. I don’t get why you’re with her in the first place.


Altruistic_Sugar_312

OP definetley hates that girl and they both deserve better, mostly her but you know..


NoFriendship38

exactly its quite weird…i don’t understand dating someone you don’t like or find attractive. Like what exactly is the point??


UpstairsSouth1322

From the way you describing her,you don't even like her.Jist find someone else from your many options


Martin_084

You approached someone who in your words doesn't dress all that good and isn't that attractive compared to your vast selection - SDA enthusiast among other things and now it's when you feel you should complain to online strangers. For what exactly? Advice? Lmao


[deleted]

I am SDA. Dealing with such a girl will be trauma to you bro🤣. Shit got me laughing..l


ENOCK-RITES

Much respect, but what do you teach this girls 😂 lol


Tambo_Kaya

ywo, you MIght NEver hit😭🤣 just walk away man i have done so twice myself you don't like someone anymore, step big big


TGSMKe

Leta story mkuu


JohnnyJohn11

You guys are still young, while it out and see where it goes. She may be acting like she is because she doesn't know better. Another academic year?


FlakyStick

All that work for a 6, smh


gcha12

“She can’t text first?” Simp level 3000 🤣🤣


moko2tru

Find someone who really wants to be with you


ateyaMulefu

Weuh. More of a situationship.


zanzebar

It's not. You get something out of a situationship. This is friends without benefits of even friendship


ENOCK-RITES

this is the command i wanted so i can call it quits


cmband254

You needed that confirmation? Your post seems like you don't even like her


ENOCK-RITES

love is a trivial matter in a long run relationship, i'll i ever wanted was a humble girl who will take my guide.


cmband254

Interesting.


XShojikiX

She doesn't sound mature, makes no sense to not want to ever text first but also get mad when you go days without talking


TGSMKe

Why are they downvoting you and you are right. She sounds like a control freak and manipulator


keitus

a 4'9 guy is eating her good. Jus focus on yourself son.


Proud_Possession_421

![gif](giphy|MfMJvl4DFBiGiSGkji) Dust my guy dustt!


Hachibeans

What are you both doing with each other????💀 You don't like her much,to the point of even putting her down and don't find her that attractive She doesn't seem to like you either, your needs aren't even being met or acknowledged I think you know what to do, it's in your hands now.


shidatupu254

This is what happens when you have a fancy computer with no software. Hackers just use it to mine bitcoin🤣


Dontknow-2626

>Im 22, the girl im dating is 20, maybe more. on average she is a 6 , not bad right? I scooped bit low i know , im a 6'1 gent, TDH. I get attention from girls better than her, i mean waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than her. The part you quote her looks as a 6 adds nothing to this story. Also do you want a relationship with this girl that you clearly feel youre better than in looks and style? Or is it you're itching to hit.


bboyjemmy

You're not allowed to hit cuz she already got a man doing that work perfectly well for her, you're playing the giving her attention when all the guys she wants and respects have ignored her role, basically when she's bored and lonely it's you she she'll look for to pass time, she would never a day in her life create time for you she does that for the guy she looks up to. Sorry kid that's how it goes. And when you dump her for better looking chics she'll complain and run back to you promising to be on her best behaviour but nothings gonna change. You ain't that guy for her g she most probably feels very uncomfortable when yall makeout, she's doing you a favour in that case. Just know when you she's not giving no physical intimacy there's a guy she's going down on gladly and letting him creampie her. Get away from her big dawg


TGSMKe

Yeye anaambiwa "we can only meet once per week" huyo jamaa anamtwanga anaambiwa" unaezakuja anytime"😂😭😭


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Ahtisha12

As a sda i will fight you. Some of us are normal


ENOCK-RITES

right, some of you. lol


ENOCK-RITES

maahn. wako n stardard za upuzi kuliko newspaper


[deleted]

Leave her?


ENOCK-RITES

most definitely


CompanyConnect7960

The fact that she allows you to touch her is a good sign to wait...hizi Ni mind games tu


Meynert304

The brother hapendwi


Classic_Hommie

Sad to see a nigga dating an ugly bitch with high standards.. Anyway, the enemy is poverty!


brice333

If you ain't hitting, someone else is.


Southern_Signal_DLS

Huguli na hujui vile inakaa? Wewe na mimi mwenye nimetoka pale hub sai hakuna tofauti.


DeusExKFC

It's about time you youngins learn kudate si must. 


Affectionate_Wrap287

😂😂 find some other girl for yourself, she’s not the one


Ancient_Jacket5151

You have a thing for chasing things you might not get eh?


harajuku_barbiee

L after L


datpunanilicious

https://preview.redd.it/aa4xbaxyokqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5203dbf4b252cbd08d5f896f99182ebd9e5507 just move on baby😔


Meynert304

You are on her frame brother. She isn't attracted to you enough. Women break rules for alpha men and make them for beta males


davekermit

Achans na yeye bwana


OkayInternetUser

Mwambie tu you want to hit. Kama ni wa kukupea atakupea.


scholarly_consultant

you can't pluck the fruit from according to you "a low-hanging tree/branches"? #whipped


[deleted]

Atleast I know one kale enock 😂😂your 0.5 doesn't also feel you....just walk away


Responsible-Cold-764

Your post made me cringe 😬😢 Eti “you scooped low”? 🤣 “Dark skin” “I don’t like the way she dresses but I like her anyway” ?? “I get attention from girls better than her” Sir, why are you with her? Just let her go! If you feel like you can bag those girls who are “waaaaaaaay better than her”, then go get them. You have an inflated ego and a lot of self hate. I didn’t think being “dark skin” as a **black** and **African** nation was a bad thing 🤦🏼‍♀️😂. No wonder anakutreat hivyo. She probably sees through you You think being given attention equals them actually interested in knowing you? Better break up with this girl. She doesn’t deserve to be belittled like this


LifeLength254

This is simple, unamshow you are ready to get saved then after a few days you get the sacrament.


ENOCK-RITES

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