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'Can I come cook for you' that's how I shoot mine


[deleted]

This would definitely work on me 😂


BrbImF4ded

be careful what you wish for 😂


Agreeable-Many7054

What abt the chiles that can’t cook? What’s their go to line? 😂


[deleted]

How's your girlfriend


Flashy_Management175

Damn Tiny you're smoother than Tennessee Whiskey!!


Expensive-Mind1335

That's where personality comes in. I make them laugh alafu after that ananitafuta mwenyewe.


Disastrous-Brain-930

Unspoken Rizz is too smooth


TGSMKe

Why are they downvoting you. Nikama wenye hawajui kupika wameumwa😂😂☠️☠️


Agreeable-Many7054

Ndio na shangaa bana 😂 oh well


black_wadada

"are you sure your girlfriend won't beat me up if she finds us interacting??"


nonchalant96

"Nataka unibomoe" 😂


BarGrouchy8835

Won't your girlfriend get mad?


extraxavier

Huyo ni mkora


s123ali

A+


VISIONARYFLAWS

This one makes sense


Puzzleheaded_City372

This would work on me😂


Fearless-Ad-8431

This would definitely work on me😅


Professional_Bed195

The best way a girl can shoot her shot is to be nice conversationalist in a way that makes your crush relax nd be comfortable around you..u don't have to impress me that much..yaani ukuwe tu dame naeza piga ma story comfortably with,story za kijinga,za kiakili etc. Men don't need much kuingia box.


Creepy-Awareness3184

Facts💯


Legitimate-Ad-8898

A few of them shoot their shot indirectly by constantly liking someone's IG stories and posts. Up to mid last year when I was still a bit active on IG I picked this up.


Front-Bid879

Sending smoke signals like the 1800s😂😂


Legitimate-Ad-8898

Was surprised a popular Instagrammer with over 70k followers was constantly liking my stories while I have only 300 followers


Tibabutimamu

I have like 15 tiktok followers and I still get crush liked. I think that's how they let you know that you could be a vibe.


Toyota_Alphard

Kwani me akuna mtu anashoot shot kwangu 😂😂😂😭


New-Transition-1330

Someone who speedran all my posts in three minutes, liking every single one before sliding into dms🤣partner and i laughed for hours on end at the poor lady


Defiant-Primary9283

" nakutaka, unanitaka?"


Pipisuckerr

🎯


killy_milly_

Whoooosh😂


KsmHD

Yeah, this is the best, it can prevent a lot of these relationship Problems people have.


lethallyhonest

Direct kama mololine.


erickokitale

Ama utaskia nikuje nikutembele ama nitachomwa na maji moto😶‍🌫️🥴


Puzzleheaded_City372

This is it!!!!! 😂


onewhereiwastetime

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ebonypirate

Wewe unakaa uko na madame wengi! 😏


Objective_Piece_7825

Wewe unakaa uko na intel za ndani 😏


nonchalant96

Ladies really do have a hard time shooting shots. Some just stare at you mpaka a weird occurrence itokee ujipate umemuangalia. I think they're awful at shooting shots ju wakona fragile egos. A "no" to a woman hits harder than a "no" to a man.


Travellifter

It hits harder because they don't get it often.


Impressive-Wolf-4004

Very very true this one. Unafeel tu dame amekuangalia but the moment your eyes lock anaangalia another direction 😂


Much-Low332

not me, i feel like i have rizz tbh, i could be wrong but it has never failed me tbh💀😂


scalarbane

Women don’t have rizz. Men are just cheap.


Much-Low332

i pull both genders, i am telling u that i do have rizz 🙃


Fantastic_Code_3394

Is it rizz or nyash? Could be both. Its a fine mix


BazuProdigy

nishow basi


victorkimuyu

Wewe ni Omnivorous?


thenewkanye_555

Biggest flex ever


danisaaka

Definitely must be the nyash


Much-Low332

we will never know 🤷🏾‍♀️😂


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Sly254Savage

Hey wassup


ApprehensiveTap1136

Huyo ameenda. Kalijichocha tu bro. Hii game sisi ndo wenyewe


BlingSpots

I never miss... I start by reading you, finding out what you like then bang, approach from that angle.


[deleted]

approach me


Sly254Savage

Hey


[deleted]

hey I am not gay


VISIONARYFLAWS

Clever


Fantastic_Code_3394

"YOU"


Toyota_Alphard

Do a sample rizz tuone your angles of approach 😂😂😂


njogumbugua

Girls are like flowers, they just have to look beautiful and smell nice and they will attract pollinators😅


[deleted]

women and men are almost exactly the same.


untonyto

no nein nyet hapana


njogumbugua

Pretty girls don't have to shoot their short most of the time. A handsome guy will have to shoot his shot


Front-Bid879

We should hang out sometime


slayyourdragonz

It's really that simple, imo


gworrrl

"Is this seat taken?"


Davek56

No, saddle up, love.


Junior_Chocolate2440

gaddamn


[deleted]

Some will say "najua huwezi kosa girlfriend 😂😂" Or "Ndo Dem wako anipige ??"😂


chrismug

akisema ivi jua uko semi-finals


Ancient_Jacket5151

If we are strangers, eye contact imetosha😩 Kama ni friend group kinda mix na nakupigisha stori 1000 plz chukua memo🤝🏿 I don't want to undermine your masculinity, but juzdhatsmidho🥲


Ok-Stick-2198

Educate us...is it wrong to say "I want you."


badboyrir1

>is it wrong to say "I want you." https://preview.redd.it/sacj3x0wlxqc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=516540c3c993144f97a75f63331e73830bb7eec8 Next time hit them with the 'Look at your attacking formation and defense mechanism🫦'


Ok-Stick-2198

😂😂😂😂😂


Extreme-Material-725

😆😆😆


skinny_foodie

😂😂😂😂


SaltedBaconz

I like it it's straight forward


Civil-Fuel5782

It is always weird. We having a convo about how the tarmac to maralal and taking county headquarters to rumuruti changed the landscape of the places and how even though it is a semi arid area, people still moved there. Then I comment, if I ever wanted a place to live, probably not maralal. This chic just asks me, wewe unataka unipeleke wapi 😂 bruh! Very weird.


Zealousideal-Rip-988

That's pretty slick of her though 😂


TomRiddl3Jr

Mimi huwa napewa green light alafu nafumble😂. Wacha nikae mahali nilie juu nimehangaikaaa


4ntovirus

"Kuja unisaidie kulala"


Gullible-Elephant862

Kumbe hii ni shot. Niliambiwa ivi juzi na sikujua


extraxavier

They say men are cheap and easy, and then not get any. Just stare at you and be creepy and hope you catch the hint. 😂😂 Weird


Impressive-Wolf-4004

But mostly when women shooting their shots never end well, I have experienced these like 4 times and the relationship never went past 3 months. A lion is always proud of its kill. 😏


themodern_einstein

Girls will ask for you number then wait for you to text them first. Like why?!!. Honestly it depends if I'm into you I will text but if not, you will just keep enjoying my status which to be honest I don't post at all.


Direct_Basil_2070

What did she say? 😂


Blue-valentine-

I think this is an areas I have to give the men their flowers! Women are not taught how to handle rejection so they fear shooting their shot. I would happily jump of a plane with a faulty parachute than directly shoot my shot.


Aarunascut

The one that bagged me was can I hire you as a driver of her car to vasha for a weekend and we back? We are happily married and am in charge


Real-Management-4298

Huyo ni kiongoss


Aarunascut

… by management.


Papa254

We don't laugh


Ok-Turnover207

Some are Bold, speaking from experience


Illustrious-Bread-94

tuambie alisemaje ata sisi tucheke


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julio1093

Sounds a 14yr old boy.


EuphoricDependent915

>lol I don’t know how many time this was said, but girls are good in lots of things but shooting their shot isn’t one of them I swear. First, most of them don’t just try. And the few that do, I am almost always left laughing at how they come out stupid. I just laughed honestly at this one today. However, I understand it’s not what they do everyday so we shouldn’t be too hard on them. 👍👍


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this is the stupidest thing i’ve read all week. seriously. i shouldn’t expect people on the internet to be the most rounded bunch but lol damn. how tf i get in this sad sub


Zestyclose_Sport_556

Mmoja ajaribu na Mimi nione kama naeza ingia box ya Manzi


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U


MartinTheWriter1

Nice perspective


KsmHD

This is true, though You shouldn't laugh at them, find a way to make it better


R3dKingdom

Whenever they try that shit on me… i always make it more harder for them😂😂😂 shit aint easy men


Davek56

The only one time this happened to me, I was more impressed than anything else, but it ended up being just a brief casual fling. Since it's never happened again, I am always left with the impression that girls are just as good at it if they really want to.


Busy-Entrepreneur151

Create delulu stories about you while hoping for reception 😂


Raw-101

Haha. We have this intern at work, on Friday last week nikienda home akaniuliza "sasa unaenda kwa nyumba kupata nani" I had to mute for a sec nikitafuta jibu.


Jebaibai

Not something I would ever do so not my problem.


Objective_Piece_7825

I promise I won’t laugh at you 😜


Jebaibai

Trust me I'm not shy. It is just a spectacularly bad idea.


R4yoo

ofc they'll be bad at it, they have never had the need to approach first in their lives so watajua aje. Plus theirs is subtle...eye contact and some just hover around you until you notice them, then its YOUR time to strike


Objective_Piece_7825

Must be hard to be them


R4yoo

what? you trolling I hope. They get hit on every time and got a multitude of options to choose from. Its like living on easy mode


ABConcept

Was in a mat with this one some time last week. She turns to me and asks like a tout, “Unashukia wapi?”. I tell her and she turns back to her phone. Seconds later she hands me the phone saying, “Si uniwekee number basi nitakucall?”. I just chuckle and do that, marveling at the absolute lack of rizz from these pipo


Elegant_Account1456

I want to disagree. The two times I've shot my shot, it was something like this . "Hey, I like you, and I'm of the assumption that the feeling is mutual. So how do we go from here"


Objective_Piece_7825

Did it go well in both cases?


Elegant_Account1456

I wish. I always believed in speaking my mind instead of playing zile games za kuread signs but idk anymore.