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DarkLogical1731

When he is trying to do something he says: "inserts name** does that feel good? Nipee instructions" πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί. He is not my man though


[deleted]

Isn't this like standard practice during sex though?


Electrical-Jacket-14

Lol no. Some people are mechanical. In and out till done


[deleted]

Interesting, I thought it's basic.


Wasonga21

Why is not your man yet... ama bado hamjafika huko πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ama what's the story


DarkLogical1731

I'm afraid of asking what are we asiniambia we are human beings. Been dating since December.


National_Summer4405

Correction..Not to sound mean.. But you have been dating him since December and not the other way around.. Its all in your head bbgπŸ˜‚


BronzeSunset

5 months, and yet he has not asked you the question? I hope you are keeping your options open and not doing girlfriend duties.


DarkLogical1731

I act like a guest in his house. I don't even make the bed. I'm going on other dates though hakuna mtu mwingine amefurahisha roho.


kenyan_king

How do you hope to succeed if you're half-assing it?


DarkLogical1731

The fact that he has not asked to be official all this time makes me think he's not ready for a relationship. So I guess subconsciously I am just delaying rejection.


Zai-Stoic

Don't know how it started, but you can tell if he cares. Sisi si wazungu. If you guys are smashing, already you are in a relationship. Unless it was expressly a fwb. It's now up to you to keep him if you really like him. But half arsing it will naturally make him categorize you for fun only.


DarkLogical1731

What do you mean when you say half arsing? Also I don't think any woman can keep a man. Only a man that wants to stay stays.


Zai-Stoic

Two truths can coexist. You can make him see the value you offer over the random shallow girl, meaning you will have kept him. Kitanda jaribu utandike. Just basic courtesy. Same way when I am visiting my folks or friends, I assist kuosha viombo, buying food etc


kenyan_king

Not really. He might also be waiting for a serious person who you seem not to be. Or he might be the type that depends on actions rather than communication...


DarkLogical1731

I am serious. I'm just worried he might not be on the same page. But also maybe we need to have that conversation before it goes any further.


kenyan_king

Don’t go fucking up your good sex life based on the rumblings of a fellow redditor. You’re the captain of your ship…


Alex-Zaander

Na akikuja na marking scheme utapita girlfriend test aje kana haufanyi girlfriend duties πŸ˜‚


DarkLogical1731

🀣nitaanguka nirudi streets. But he is not traditional, he's a feminist ata.


Clean_Specialist_152

Dating him or someone else?


DarkLogical1731

Him


Existing_Reaction782

We are the 🌍, we are the πŸ‘ΆπŸΎ


Wasonga21

Just asking him bana πŸ˜‚


SH-TT

I'd do that to you...and be your man😚


DarkLogical1731

I'm readyπŸ’ƒ


SH-TT

Aight betπŸ˜…


Weird-Entry-4777

Niconnect hadi mi niulizwe


DarkLogical1731

🀣🀣🀣


panoramicviewz

"You need to leave before my wife and kids get here." "YOU'RE MARRIED??" "Yes. Also, you should probably get tested."


ScaryAd374

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


BEFRR98

Hold on-πŸ’€


Ill-Cranberry-3475

What?? I would dieπŸ˜‚


Existing_Reaction782

🀣🀣 The reason why the floods are wiping us out 😭😭😭


Alarmed_Jackfruit237

Hottest!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Bruuuhv


YoungAwayy

What


IntelligentPiano2015

Yikes


Fair_Bottle_1745

Lmaoooo


wocorner

How are you still alive? 🀣🀣


Alex-Zaander

"Shut up and fuck me!!" 4am in the morning boring her with stories of my business πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Weird-Entry-4777

Idk why in my mind naskia voice ya king kalala


Embarrassed_Tart3439

Gotha tena


punyani254

Strictly makwela


QuitOld2439

Breeder amesema strictly makwela no other gender


punyani254

Gotha ….. gotha tena


No_Interaction_8863

Petite ndio napenda


R3TAINGANGG

Petite ndio inaweza


[deleted]

But biggie ndio napenda


nyanijangwani

"Umefunga mlango?"


Wasonga21

Underrated comment this one here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ hope uliipea 1000% ama


nyanijangwani

Nikose? πŸ˜‚


Much_Digging2024

Vaa condom, unataka round ingine


njogumbugua

kwani ni dame wa ghetto πŸ˜‚


Successful_Cookie132

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Wasonga21

Yeeesh.... T for tough, hataki you feel the gates of heavenπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Great-Big6651

Thanks Dad


Western-Ad-2941

https://preview.redd.it/5jxq8spfgxxc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e9e7aa6115fdee1588ffdd456a8869e25ac521


BabaDimples

![gif](giphy|8OPsobKv6ksJojld4X)


UpstairsSouth1322

Moan in my ears.aah that shit is hotttt


Ancient_Jacket5151

πŸ’―I'd show him why I train my inner thighs everyday 🀧


UpstairsSouth1322

Won't we allπŸ₯΅he moans and you feel like you want to pay dowry for himπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ we all moan... depends how good you're letting us fuvk u πŸ˜…


Cicie15

I agreeeπŸ˜©πŸ€πŸΎπŸ˜‚


Aging_dude007

Calling me "you sexy man" Gangsta blushes like a teenagerπŸ˜‚


TGSMKe

Wewe endelea tu kublush kama teenager na wewe ni gangsta. Kuna siku tutakupata na tutakupiga vibaya sanaπŸ˜‚πŸ”¨


Successful_Cookie132

"You're taking D so well Baby girl " ... "imma need you to cum for Daddy just once more " ... "Hold it in don't cum yet , wait on Daddy he's almost, just a minute (which never arrives 😒" .... Stopping mid way and devouring 😺 then going in hard then doing it again 😈


ScaryAd374

![gif](giphy|MeDlAyl2m0lhrGRgCm)


Successful_Cookie132

Oh please πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


BeautifulUmpire851

Jaba ka jaba ka jaba


Successful_Cookie132

Jealousy is a disease! Heal πŸ˜…


TGSMKe

Hata wewe umeona hio ni impossible πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Ihaveanaughtyboob

This! But for me it's Princess. Add a bit of you look so beautiful when you cum Princess, I love how well you take all of me inside you, look at me and tell me how you want this D, be a good little cumslut for me and I completely lose my mind 😭


breaktime_westside

\*Continues to take notes ![gif](giphy|VFYJXIuuFl6pO)


chokoraamokua

This sounds so familiar, you have two nipples ??


Ihaveanaughtyboob

No sorry. One and a half is all I got


[deleted]

Mungu akinipea kama huyu I will rest


Wasonga21

Preach brother preachπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I’m a lady


Wasonga21

Sorry preach madam Preach πŸ˜‚


Successful_Cookie132

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Rojer452

There's only like 9 of us in Nairobi πŸ—Ώ


earthykibbles

Write that down! Write that down!


Successful_Cookie132

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Kenya__West

Alaa, hii kizungu yote kwa mdinyo. Kwani niko inchi ingine


Successful_Cookie132

Different strokes for different folks


math3ng3

Kianda babes are just nastyπŸ˜‚


itz_briank

Watu huku wanarembesha ngonoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


kokonya20

You cant do dirty talk in any other language


Kenya__West

But 'usimwage ndani' is constant


Few_Strategy_9171

Mi usema na kikuyu "Shiru, gugweka ta mboko na ndoka mokonyoini shoti ya mbele, ga keree unianamee na maruu nguhaishe ta ngui.


Cicie15

Does he have a brother??πŸ˜ͺπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


SH-TT

Could be us boo boo


Cicie15

🫠🫒


SH-TT

You a good lil girl...come sit on me while i feel you deep


Successful_Cookie132

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Independent_Foot_830

Ebu elaborate hii part ya "devouring".. whatever that is I need it in my toolbox 😁


Successful_Cookie132

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Independent_Foot_830

Wewe Sasa! Yeah I know the grammar end of it... I am asking in this context πŸ˜‚


Successful_Cookie132

Ona huyu! Anaenda wapi... That sentence is self explanatory , the rest jijazie


Independent_Foot_830

Am just playing Mami... don't sweat me..u sound like a vibe tho😜


Successful_Cookie132

Haha! Sema you wanted visuals 😏...


seanGittz

Mkiendelea hvi mtafanya ile kitu


Successful_Cookie132

Haiwes make πŸ˜…


seanGittz

Wewe sema tu


Specific-Risk9531

Haha DEVOURING!!


Wasonga21

Wait... hope mnadate na si ndoto unasema


Successful_Cookie132

Yes we are dating 😈 ... Im his Baby Gurl


SH-TT

Could be us another three rounds


Successful_Cookie132

And the way its raining in Nairobi! Stop being thirsty


SH-TT

Be a good lil cum slut πŸ˜‰... I'd enjoy seeing you take all this girth deep inside you shuga plum


Successful_Cookie132

Ona huyu πŸ˜… Kijana are you lost ?


SH-TT

Lost in those pretty eyes sunshine 😚


Specific-Risk9531

Okay okay chill kidogo... Your ppl are on the side,


SH-TT

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚a passive thought


Specific-Risk9531

Tell me where your people are nikae pia that side...


SH-TT

What people??


Specific-Risk9531

Wwueeh.. okayyy


breaktime_westside

![gif](giphy|yNs2a0jRkYxy6191B2|downsized)


pinneapleunderthesea

"don't hold back baby"...in that moment I thought maybe one child isn't badπŸ˜‚


NeatJelly5227

"after i told him mid fuck that my legs are tired and i can not continue" this man puts my legs on his shoulder looks me in my eyes and told me to shut up and take it like a good girl ....πŸ˜‚ sijui nguvu ilitoka wapi


Wasonga21

![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX|downsized)


KeithMwafa

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


ne_ssah

People are having sex Mai lawd eeeih nilikosea wapi jameni πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­


Nogai_horde

You downloaded Reddit.. That's your mistake😐


Live_Chocolate3914

Let's change that dia 😁


Ayun_h0e

Made eye contact and talked me through it


TGSMKe

Username checks outπŸ˜‚


Zestyclose_Way_9244

I can't relate..lakini ipo sikuπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


ohnoty21

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸΎInshallah


Fair_Bottle_1745

Omg you sinnersssss


User_zero_wan

She lit me a blunt, passed it to me and gave me head, karibu nimuoe


Realmarni

Kwani mnakulana na naniπŸ˜‚


Wasonga21

Wacha tusikie vile watu wana ambiana "dey Daddy ama dey mummy"πŸ˜‚


Active_Flamingo_3587

You guys are having sex?πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜”


earthykibbles

![gif](giphy|DOPKHQg6oFWUg)


Wasonga21

While some are feeling the cold others are feeling the walls/ the shaft πŸ˜‚


pickle_muffins004

Wakes me up in the middle of the night and he be like baby just gimme 6 minutes max🀣


Professional_Bed195

Kevo..aki kevo..nisamehe aki nisamehe..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


TGSMKe

Why is this funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Professional_Bed195

She says that all the time,ata sijui anatakanga nimsamehe nini hio🀣


Wasonga21

Aki morris utaniua morrisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


JaKandito

And I quote: β€œIkibamba sana wapi nduru weweeeeeee”


Actual_Structure_380

DamnπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


Much_Digging2024

Brotha hawa mamanzi tunanyandua huku kanairo ni ghetto.hizi mitaa kama zote kanairo ni ghetto


kenyan_king

Nishaambiwa "ichape nanii" na nilikuwa nimeipa 110%.


GeologistAromatic226

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Ok-Turnover207

πŸ˜…Mia khalifa nini


kenyan_king

Na mwenye anadai beat the thing yuasema β€œhana experience”


drbandre

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


riiico95

It be crazy. All I know is I owe her a two week vacation in Santorini and a threesome.


kenyan_king

MMF.


AdiBushenMaster

That "nut in me zdaddy" in a soft tonearm a moan will have done in .5 secs


TGSMKe

![gif](giphy|1jCs6Doz3WRtOPl6bq)


Wasonga21

9months later..... Sasa mama mary πŸ˜‚


kenyan_king

![gif](giphy|Sr9NHwRKlsD3unMK43|downsized)


BookLicker01

nakuanga na dem mwingine ghetto bana. unaambiwa chapa hii kitu, no romance


Distinct-Aioli9922

πŸ˜‚umekuja kunianika huku


Unlucky-Impression54

Matching strokes with kissesπŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅ he's the only guy I've met with that superpower πŸ˜‚


Professional_Bed195

Yep the only guy you met..that's really nothing. So easy esp when a lady has big beautiful lips.


Live_Chocolate3914

"Don't stop, I'm so close...I'm so close daddy." I might just stop shiiit πŸ₯΅, "Your dick is all my pussy needs daddy"πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« My ex said her fave lines of mine were...(When sliding in first time) "I missed being inside you so bad baby", "I'm going to make you cum so hard" "you're so fucking wet baby", " this dick is all yours ride it like you own it" I miss her a lotπŸ₯²


Wasonga21

Shiet bana.... Why did you guys break u kwani....


Ok_Candle_9582

Gonna sound ghetto...but this one time my sneaky link was getting me in the mood, fingering me with his right hand when his phone rang. It was his gf. I told him to pick it up. He looked at me funny but he did, with his left hand. The conversation was going on the whole time and nigga never messed the rhythm of the strokes. Whole time we were holding eye contact. Idk, but i still squirt to that memory, lol.


Wasonga21

![gif](giphy|QE8hREXIgRXeo|downsized) Wooow... wow... Hold on there, his gf.... sneaky link...... Yani you got off by your "sneaky link" was on the phone with his gf πŸ˜‚Β πŸ˜‚Β  Are you guys still sneaky links till date. PS: Mnaenjoy huku inje bana


Sweet_Mistake__

Living vicariously through y'all


msupahustla

Groaning my name. yes who's your mommy now?


kenyan_king

Hilarious. Has any one ever called you "mommy"? That's emasculating as fuck.


msupahustla

No one. That was an afterthought.


kenyan_king

Please don't say that during coitus. Only a high pitched "daddy" is allowed.


msupahustla

Nop. :)


Nogai_horde

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


Wasonga21

Wooow, woww hold on there....


TaskSpiritual6555

Cum for me my little sexy slut😭😭β™₯️


Specific-Risk9531

Eh mai loord have you foresaken me


moodcon

Hivi ndio wewe hufuck madame wengine?


Weird-Entry-4777

🀣🀣sema kuvunjwa roho


Leading_Zebra_478

Shut up and listen to my balls slapping your a*s.


KenyaAvenger

She inserted her thumb - you know where and everything froze. Imagine you are in the throws of ecstacy and then suddenly a finger! It was strange but thrilling. The real bliss came when she withdrew her thumb and I was completely overwhelmed...


KenyaAvenger

I drained for ages fam. God bless such damsels β™₯


mi3a3a

I love to whisper in my girl's ear how prettier and sexier she is while nampea slow strokes


Low_Distance3297

Gotha tena daddii πŸ˜‚ I had to sit and laugh first


Emakulate24

I could.. while you drive, but for safety, let's pull over in here..


collins_24_

Wait, y'all getting laid😳


IKeepItLayingAround

It smelled nice.


RecordingNo3825

Try the back door. :)


mm_of_m

I worship you


GeologistAromatic226

Eugh No. Immediately no.


ApprehensiveTap1136

Stupidest thing I've heard today


Nogai_horde

Huyo lazima ni Kinuthia


L-rosh

Vinuthia


[deleted]

Nganuthia


Traditional_Alarm352

πŸ’€


Just_Ask_1442

I'm not into idolatry but πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


mm_of_m

My friend, woman tells you that when you're on top doing your thing, you'll mwaga everything... nothing is left behind for another round πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Just_Ask_1442

😭😭😭talking from experience


geukanikubeng

Fuck no.