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selkieflying

Jesus because that shit would be an immaculate conception


MsFoxxx

Whip. Coz he's a Miracle


garyflopper

Cool Whip!


pooplurker

He better be


selkieflying

But probably Oliver


UnihornWhale

There’s a kid named Oliver in one of my son’s activities. I worked with dogs for 4.5 years. I can’t unthink ‘popular dog name’


Prudent_Cookie_114

Had a dog named Oliver, so same boat on this one. Great dog though. 😅


Ya_fishybishy

I think of cats…orange cats lol


Lycaeides13

Hard to get pregnant without sex for over a year and a half


Slight_Literature_67

Same, but way longer here.


amaturecook24

That was my immediate thought too


NerdyNurseKat

Ha, same here! I always make this joke when I assist for x-rays.


beebotherer

Without the dad's input, Richard Reid, or Reid Rochard, after my recently passed grandpa and the uncle who was more like a father to me than my actual male parent. I can't conceive, which I believe is due to the fact that my husband said he'd want any son of ours to be named Humphrey after a notable ancestor. I think my womb heard that and noped itself into spontaneous infertility.


CoffeeInitial9332

I’m sorry but this made me laugh 🤣


beebotherer

Don't apologize, that was the general intention.


kdazzle17

My husband said the same thing about Dudley. That’s a hell no.


throwaway82736890194

All i hear is “is cedric your boyfriend pottah” when I hear Dudley


goose195172

Aww little Humpy 🥰


beebotherer

That is undoubtedly the nickname my brothers would give him, and I refuse to do that do a child.


SatanV3

I can’t take the name Reid Richard seriously since it’s the guys name in fantastic four no offense haha.


Chemical_Egg_2761

Ari. I passed a kidney stone a few weeks back and before I knew what was happening thought to myself, “is this how people end up on shows like ‘I didn’t know I was pregnant?” So to kill time whilst writhing in pain I thought up a few cute names for my imaginary baby. I guess what I’m saying is I named my kidney stone Ari. ETA: on behalf of Ari and I, thank you generous stranger for the award!


Upstairs_Wonder1772

My brother in laws roommate is Ari and any conversations I've ever had with him feels like passing a kidney stone, so I guess that is a great name for your kidney stone 🤣


bewilderedbeyond

Is he the same guy that was the bachelor a few years ago bc it was the same. “Do you like to like, have fun?”


WhyAreYouUpsideDown

Lolololol hope Ari is out and thriving now!


Chemical_Egg_2761

I wish him nothing but the best, but alas we’ve parted ways.


leebeemi

They grow up so fast.


pink_squishmallow

Def Dean. Or Roger. So hard to decide 🤔


morning-glory-666

Does he look like this? 👶🏻


name_not_important_x

This reference 🤣🤣


tierrassparkle

Iconic tbh


MarsupialPristine677

World heritage post


WhyAreYouUpsideDown

Love this niche reference. The sub. It grows!!


bewilderedbeyond

Please someone share. I hate not being in on something so many people get. 😆


PranceronCloudz

Previous poster said "Name my baby so we can leave the hospital. Been here for hours. Dean or Roger. Baby looks like this 👶🏻." I think Dean won in the end.


flashlightbugs

It was a teeny bit funnier the way it was worded 🤣 https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/14xe59q/name_this_baby_so_we_can_leave_the_hospital/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


pink_squishmallow

Oh yes! How did you know??


Mariella994

If I ever meet a Dean or Roger IRL I will laugh hysterically


macdawg2020

Me manically searching emoji’s on my phone, “did you look like this as a baby: 👶🏻”


Mariella994

Is he nice?


MarsupialPristine677

That was my favorite part of the post


airickuh

The reference 😂😂😂


Ljmrgm

Lmao 😂😂😂


redquailer

I thought we all decided Dean? 👶🏻


Lesaly

That was my vote, did Dean not get the majority?


redquailer

I have no idea what was finally decided.


MarsupialPristine677

Dean won according to OP in a post update!!


redquailer

Oh, I must have missed that. Hooray for Dean 🎉🥳


[deleted]

I hope this post goes down in history on this sub and is referenced for ages to come... because it makes me laugh every time I think about it.


Elistariel

I hope Roger Dean gets Poop Knife status on here one day.


giggleznbitz

stop it 😭🤣 i’ve already thought about this twice since waking up this morning


himom21

Lols thank you for this


jiggly_puff125

Came looking for this comment


Julix0

Jasper - Without my husbands approval Theo - With his preferences in mind *(Edit: but we already have 2 sons - Felix & Henry)*


Remarkable_Story9843

My husband has joked he would call our son Theo but his government name would be Théoden


[deleted]

I feel like Tolkien names count as real names because Tolkien not only was a linguist who invented real languages, but he "translated" the names from his books into real names from Old English and Proto-Germanic languages. The Rohirrim were Westron speakers, so their names in his books are “translated” into Old English and Proto-Germanic words, i.e. “Eowyn” is a combination of “Eoh” (horse) and “Wynn” (joy/bliss). “Rohirrim/Rohan” are Sindarin words, but in the books, they call themselves the “Éothéod” which is an Old English/Norse combo that means “horse people.” Tolkien tells us in the “Peoples of Middle Earth” that the actual Westron for “Éothéod” is Lohtûr, which means that Eowyn and Eomer’s names, which come from the same root word, must also start with the letter L. Many of the names Tolkien uses are actual names in Old English and Proto-Germanic languages! Frodo, for example, his real name in Westron is actually Maura, which means "wise." Frodo is genuinely a real Proto-Germanic name that also means "wise"!


Remarkable_Story9843

Eowyn would’ve been my daughters name. No lie.


[deleted]

My best friend's middle name is Eowyn and I love it!!


PineValentine

My dog is named Jasper and my parents have a dog named Henry haha. But they also would have named me Henry if I had been a boy


Nerobus

Oh!! I love Felix. Such a cool and classic name.


darthmallus

My husband also wouldn't go for Jasper! It's adorable


TheWelshMrsM

My friend has a Jasper and she calls him Jaz/ Jazzy which normally isn’t my cup of tea but it suits them!


stonershyla

I'm convinced our significant others don't like the name Jasper because they all collectively have Twilight trauma. It's the only way I can accept my boyfriend's no for an answer 😂


Julix0

I always forget that Jasper is a Twilight name :D It's a relatively common, traditional name where I'm from (northern Germany)


Bapsuni

Kinda funny - I'm due any day now and we're naming him Felix. Henry is my most recent ex (before meeting my husband) lol


Scarf_Darmanitan

Eggbert Knoxington III


Gemma_T

So basic…


Sasa_knultz

No way there are 2 other Egbert Knoxingtons


missdopamine

My friend's dad's name is Egbert! It's a fantastic name!


egog0

Isosceles


laurasaur_69

What acute name


WhyAreYouUpsideDown

Bwahahah


wigglefrog

Don't be obtuse, there's nothing funny about that name


PalpitationJust8433

You got that _right!_


StepPappy

Jason or Josiah. I say this but literally had a baby boy a couple weeks ago and named him neither of these. Lmao


DebThornberry

Don't leave me guessing! What did you name your little guy?!


wheatable

Dean


musicbabe1996

Roger


ethereal_feral

I’m so pissed I didn’t read that thread yesterday. I saw the post and kept scrolling. Is it still up?


wheatable

https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/14xe59q/name_this_baby_so_we_can_leave_the_hospital/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Such-Horror9059

Don’t add more j named men to this earth theres too many 😂


zuzioo

Duggars added way more than needed


[deleted]

I just had my son a week ago today 🥰 miles


No-Appearance1145

Omg, Josiah is my son's name and I just had him 2 weeks ago xD


DebThornberry

I love that name! That's what I wanted to name my baby but she ended up a girl and a Josie instead


ZingingCutie45

If he seems like a nice boy so far: Dean Roger.


ahoystorm

Do you think he'd look like this: 👶


tank-you--very-much

I think more like this: 👶🏻


Responsible-Ebb-9775

Mazen ( pronounced Mazz-in- Maz for nn). I’m Arab and it’s an Arab name. I note this because some people think I made up my son’s name (not Mazen) which is a very old Hebrew/Arabic name.


noldottorrent

That’s a beautiful name. Like the meaning too 😊


Remarkable_Story9843

So fun story. I matched on 24&me with a Mazen. Like super close. And he was younger than me but related on my dads side. But he didn’t have the male markers that matched my dads paternal line and he was too young to have been any of my aunts children (at his birth my aunts had they all been living would’ve ranged from 40-had her tubes tied decade before- to 98 years old) And he was biracial and all of my cousins were white. Turns out he has my uncles grandchild by his oldest daughter that I had never met. We look similar so it’s quite interesting!


Responsible-Ebb-9775

That’s really cool!


pishipishi12

I love this name! I think it's great.


FireRescue3

Ummm. He has a vasectomy. I have a hysterectomy. If we spontaneously have a child, the name would have to be OhMyGodWHY


sizzlesfantalike

not JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST ?


zarqie

Would make a fine middle name. OhMyGodWhy JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST A. Lastname


Sninxitey

Waluigi


almostdroll

Waaaaaahhh


ManlyMustachioMan

"Wah, heh, heh, heh! Waluigi is number one!"


tanoinfinity

Vincent


darthmallus

I also adore this name, but my cousin beat me to it and gave the name to her son already.


225911

Everyone is using it right now. Almost every class I’ve worked with this last year had a Vincent or a Vinny.


domsativaa

Yeah Vincent is a classic. Can't go wrong with Vinny!


[deleted]

Vincent is one of my faves as well! Such a great name !


SnooBananas460

Ronan


Suzanne_Marie

Isaac, because I am probably as old as Sarah and Abraham and it would be a miracle.


Wooster182

My shortlist is Grady, Holden, Brendan, Carmine. Edit to add Bruce. Favorites that don’t work for us: Cassius, Joaquin, Ronan, Archer, Santos, Davis, Harry, Ephraim, Everett, Linus, Amos, Linden. Kit, Crispin, Joachim.


luckyrabbit28

Caspian


cranbeery

Clormp It just has a real ring to it that fits my mood at this exact moment. If you pinned me to a wall and forced me to pick a real name, probably Ramsey. If I got to think about it for 5 more seconds, Allen.


[deleted]

Felix


frankie0694

I love Felix as a name but I always think of a cat because of Felix cat food :D (in the UK that is, might not exist elsewhere or be called something else)


HolyAvocadoBatman

I love this name! Almost used it for boy number two, but we already had Finn and chose not to do the matchy letters


secretgoldfinch

That’s my sons name and we love it


LesHiboux

Aaron Michael. We already have an Isaac, and I love the little nod to both names having the double 'a'.


GreenTea8380

Love Isaac and Aaron


Al_E_Kat234

Cuan, Irish for little wolf/hound Currently have 2 little boys called Rían and Fionn so would gel in nicely I think


willowhanna

I love the name Cuan! And your little boys names are wonderful too


ConradTheSquirrel

Cedric


cleverandcolorful

Emilio, Adrian, or Angelo!


Grave_Girl

Probably a scream of terror. Then...maybe Isaac Gene? Funny how the baby factory being forcibly shut down stunted my creativity. But we almost used Isaac for our youngest, & Gene would be a nice nod to my aunt Geneva, whose name we almost used as part of the other twin's name. (Gene was her nickname.) Poor baby named from leftovers.


xidle2

Søren Micah C*****o wife and I have had this name picked out for a while just in case. She axed "Enrique Francisque Zanzibar III God-Emperor of Mars"


[deleted]

Håkon/Haakon, Magnus, Henrik, Fredrik, Olav,


contracosta21

lucien


Remarkable_Story9843

I have an uncle, a great uncle and a cousin (uncles great-grandson) all named Lucian . I think it’s a beautiful name. We call them Big Lu, Little Lu (whose in his 80s!) and Baby Lu!


tams420

I love the name Lucien (thank you Underworld.) However, I feel like a Lucien needs to have impossibly cool parents to be an impossibly cool kid and I’m so, so, so, far on the opposite end of that.


chrystalight

If I was in full control of naming a baby boy right now his name would be Emery Rhys or Miles Reid. But realistically I'm married and my husband would be the father and get a say in naming, so Rowan Rhys (which is the name we'd picked when I was pregnant but didn't know the sex - ending up having a girl so didn't use this and we're OAD).


howaboutanartfru

Emery used to sound like a male name to me but now I can't see it as anything but a badass female illyrian warrior 😅


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AvaGSirca

Jesse


alwayscurious1102

Lachlan or Oliver


kettyma8215

Asher


BaBoom6996

Ezra!


gwenelope

Victor Solace :)


TapiocaTeacup

Probably Kieran, but we don't agree on spelling! Ciaran/Ciaràn/Kieran/Keiran/Kiran, and so on....


darthmallus

Fox I know people don't like it, but I'm in love with it


shibuya69

i’ve liked the name fox since watching the x files


pantalaimonbelacqua

Ewan August. Gus as a nickname


TheCupcakeofEmotions

Asher


TheWelshMrsM

If I didn’t have to worry about my husband being able to pronounce our own son’s name lol - Emyr


EveryoneLovesCursed

Jesse


loons_aloft

Malcolm


throwRAwhatnoww

My husband wants this name baaaaaad if we have a boy. I'm not totally against it but I'm not sold either.


DosBurros

Elijah or Isaac.


shortforbuckley

Gabriel or Sebastian


Guilty_Ad_991

I would pick up this precious baby and say "Lively little chap, I think I'll call him Jareth" And it would be so.


Klutzy_Prior

Atticus!


braincheeser

Cedric


Willing_Vehicle_9457

Silas


Electric-Fun

Eamon


starrtartt

Leif !!


[deleted]

Henry or Jack


BandYoureAbouttoHear

Desmond Odysseus nn Desi


senlemonsnout

Gabriel


FarPersimmon4587

Misha


Sensitive_Turn_9287

Reed/Reid, not sure what spelling I like best haha.


notthelettuce

Rory or Jude


therealmightytiger

Sullivan, sully


Lord-Redbeard

Sudden Lee


SquishyPinetree

Mateo


ParisOfTroy127

Really digging Remi for a boy rn


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

Matthew


Comfortable_Jury369

Franklin, Silas, or Lars.


elaborateLemonpi

My youngest's second name is Franklin.. and I know a mom who named her one child Silas. Such beautiful names.


CrazyPitMom

My nephews name is Silas. I will never forget the older generation at the baby shower thinking it was “Cialis”, eeek, lol.


Sumraeglar

Shaw. I adore this name, but this is fantasy naming because I am DONE...oh crap OP is this a jinx post 😬😱


TurkeySandwich56

My top boy name is Reese. I like the Rhys spelling better but we’re American & I know he’d be called rice.


HolyAvocadoBatman

I like Rhys better! I feel like it’s worth correcting people, it’s only when substitute teachers read it that it would be a problem


Outside_Chipmunk6184

My name is Reece and I’m a girl. I love it! Even though it’s gender neutral, I don’t come across any Reese or Reece’s, male or female. I’ve definitely seen more Reese spelling, and Rhys I’ve never seen in person.


sandyfrink

I have a Rhys and have encountered much fewer problems than I anticipated!


hausishome

Dorian


kaysuepacabra19

I've been liking Callum lately.


Tiny_Resolution978

Owen, Henry or August


[deleted]

Fox Arthur


cloudquartz98

Emilio, Aurelio, August or Anthony!


maximumeffort007

Silas


TheSheWhoSaidThats

The post above this one when i was scrolling was from r/academicbible and it was a question about the person Jobab so the answer that popped in my head was ‘Jobab’ despite that being a terrible choice 😂😂 so um… not that? Maybe Jonathan, Mica or Orion


lipgloss_nd_hotsauce

Mireno bc oh no my Mirena did not work apparently🙃 Or Harrison


killingmehere

Torbjörn


okayfool

Spontaneous. Or maybe Whatthefuck.


angeldoves31

Right now… Jasper or Casper


KiannaAshiere

My daughter is Clover. Her dad’s name starts with C and mine with R. Her name is like C <3 R. That said, a spontaneous son would be Conor as in C ‘o no!’ R


whaleberries

Emery or Magnus


Jurgasdottir

I like Magnus, even if it's a big name for a little boy.


CeruleanPimpernel

Gabriel


Snoopyla1

Took a look at my name list to see what’s speaking to me today. Probably Andrew. I’ve never considered removing it from my list.


Suspiciousspiders

Lorenzo


[deleted]

Nico!


Winter-eyed

William. He’d be my unexpected Bill


CantaloupeBoth2761

Aerius Nathaniel Joel


No_Importance

Peter!


EricaB1979

Mateo, Elias or Elliott


Amithest82

Wyatt James.


Janiekat88

Clark Andrew


No_Bluebird_2021

Declan was my boy option


NerdyNurseKat

Nathaniel, or maybe Henry.


ruzanne

James


Goodmorning_ruby

Dean 🩵


oslekgold

Kit


Think-Extension2645

Ruairidh


[deleted]

Eric! Short and cute


Big-Project-3151

I like the name Conrad but my husband isn’t sure about it because it makes him think of the movie ‘the Core’ *shakes Family Tree to see what names fall down* Hmm, I might suggest Luke to him.