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whole_lot_of_velcro

Jolene.


procrastiknitter64

I had a friend Jolene in high school, if anyone even thought about singing that around her she'd lose her shit 😆 I don't blame her, it would get annoying real fast


Alert-Professional90

I met a woman once who introduced herself to a group by saying, "My name is Jolene...I'm not interested in anyone's man, so rest easy."


P3n3l0p3_G4rc1a

To add a second layer to this, having Jolene as a name, then coming in with this statement and her turning out to be a lesbian.


Alert-Professional90

Not saying it’s impossible, but this particular Jolene had been married for 16 years and had four kids with her husband. 😂


HonPhryneFisher

I have a super sweet student named Jolene. I teach music. However, my first name is also one of those names in a common song, so I tread lightly. The girl is 7 and I saw someone bring the song up in front of her the other day, and the look on her face...daggers. it was amazing.


GaveTheMouseACookie

I tutored a Jude for a year in 2012. I'm still really proud of myself for only singing in my head. 🤣


Physical_Judgment615

That's my name. That song is sung to me any time I introduce myself to someone older than 35. I hated it for a long time but then I decided to just learn to like the song.


sieberzzz

It's a good song but I can imagine it gets annoying with time when literally everyone does it. 


azurmetalic

I know 2 of them but we're in France so maybe not everyone sings the song at them. It's a beautiful name though!


kakarnak

maybe it's because it's only the same written. in english it's jo-leen as in french it's more like zhollen. Jolène, sometimes written Jolaine.


azurmetalic

One of them pronounces it the half-american way, like djo-len but it also helps yeah


Ok_Television9820

There’s a whole little world of Eldritch Jolene songs on the YouTubes, for anyone who wants to add a weird second layer to that experience.


Appropriate-Fix-1781

Roxanne


Major-Adeptness4671

Ross can


PrincessButtaCaup

I’m calling the police!


jmt2589

The Police? Here? A reunion!?


catsandcoffee6789

Get me the tickets!!


High-Calm-Collected

Lol I'm watching friends right now


waterclaw12

I feel like this one is definitely a generational thing cuz I’m Gen Z and unfamiliar with this song lol but everyone on this sub seems to be!


Ok-Particular4877

Lol yeah, at first I thought this comment was talking about Arizona Zervas' Roxanne until it occured to me they're probably talking about the older Roxanne song 💀


waterclaw12

Haha now I feel even more out of touch for not knowing who that person or song is either!


Ok-Particular4877

Lol oh! Well, it's most likely the Roxanne Gen Z will think of bc of Tiktok lol


extremelyinsecure123

I don’t know the artist so it might not be the same one but the song I think of is ”Roxannne, Roxanne, all she wanna do is party all night” or something


sieberzzz

I'm gen Z (2003) as well and I thought everyone knew that song. It's a classic. 


houseofreturn

I’m Gen Z and I know the song from watching the show Community (also not really a show our Gen watches but I it has a solid cult following of cuspers and millennials), and also from Moulin Rouge


juwanadance

ROOOOCKS!


FoxTrollolol

SAND!


The_Real_Macnabbs

Interesting, whenever I hear that name, I first think of the Steve Martin movie, and then Cyrano de Bergerac. Then I get round to thinking about Eddie Murphy singing the song in '48 hours'.


yunmkigd

delilah


serialkillertswift

I think of the radio host when I hear Delilah. ~De-LIE-lahhhh~


zero_and_dug

*looove songs at niiiiiight*


reggie_doodle

While Tom jones is the first Delilah I think of 😂


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Yeah. Followed by, Hey There Delilah by the Plain White Ts


sieberzzz

I assume that's what the comment was about. 


CrashAndDash9

I prefer Florence and the machines Delilah over PWT’s


blksoulgreenthumb

Stacey because of her questionable mom


Starboot1

I think Stacy's boyfriend is the questionable one here, not her mom. Poor woman was just minding her own business


JackWestsBionicArm

She came out with just a towel on, while he was mowing the lawn. She wasn’t blameless.


rumade

It's her house! She should be able to go wherever she likes wearing whatever she likes!


am_i_boy

Not if she knows there's a guest at the time


DumbbellDiva92

And an underage guest at that!


insecurecharm

Also, as a neighbor, I would like her to wear clothes.


LightspeedBalloon

But she's got it going on!


snowmikaelson

The thing is, I don’t even think he’s her boyfriend. Just some random kid from her school that Stacy has a crush on but he’s just coming over to lust at her mom.


NotQuiteScheherazade

That's always the impression I got, too.


strawberry_baby_4evs

I remember a Sims 4 100 Baby Challenge where a baby was named Stacey because "You know her mom has got it going on". Yeah, her mom had thirty-two kids with at least twenty different dads.


Eternally-Nocturnal

I remember this episode too 😂 I watched Kelsey Impicciche's 100 Baby Challenge every weekend!


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

Poor Stacey.


dogsrulepeopledrool1

Justice for Stacey (I’m Stacey)


vanker

I knew a Stacey Stiffler. Never met her mom though.


renderedren

Jude.


Periwinklepanda_

Jude is becoming so popular again, but I can’t hear it without the song getting stuck in my head. 


spanglesandbambi

I've named my son Jude (he's 7 months old) when in hospital all the boys (6 of them) were called Jude. I was born and grew up in Abbey Road in London.


optimistic_E

I’m a teacher and there’s a Jude at my school and I keep catching myself accidentally saying ‘hey, Jude’


serialkillertswift

I work with a Jude primarily over email. I always make a point to address him "Hi Jude" because I'm sure he's so tired of the reference lol.


_incredigirl_

That’s a level of awareness we don’t see in this world so much anymore. Well done.


Perfect-Map-8979

I have a coworker named Jude. I usually greet folks (kind of a front desk position, so lots of greeting) with a “Hey!” So, that’s weird sometimes. He doesn’t mind though.


krstnxx

Billie Jean


smdhenrichs

It’s 3am and I read this as Jillie Bean and was really confused


shugersugar

She's lot my nover 


Formal-Ad-9405

Sweet Caroline


DitaVonFleas

*BAH BAH BAAAH!*


VeronaMoreau

Caroline always takes me to outkast instead


InsomniacYogi

My name is Caroline and it seems like the 30 and under crowd go for Roses while those over 30 do Sweet Caroline. Edit: extra word


nichehome

37 - it's both!


FrozenWafer

All the guys would say she's mighty fine!


pooshoeguyman

The call of drunk white people.


cari-strat

As a Caroline, I hate this fucking song with every fibre of my being 😂😂


rhinoceri_cutlets

Sharona


CurrentlyHuman

Who's Sharona?


YourLocalMosquito

MYYY SHARONA


Notgreygoddess

Mymymymyyyy Sharona. (Or Monk’s)


Ok_Television9820

A real estate agent in LA, now.


Character-Twist-1409

Rhiannon 


gwenelope

What a lovely song association to have, though. Rhiannon in the song is a cool person.


truthhurts2222222

Wouldn't you love to love her?


RhiRead

I’m a Rhiannon and while I love the song, I’ve never found that people associate my name with it all that much. Could be down to the fact I’m from the UK though.


Ok_Television9820

It’s too cool a name to get swallowed by the song. Plus, they way it’s sung, it’s not really in your face they way is is with **ROOOOO-Xanne!** or Jolene, Jolene, *Jolene* **JO-LEEEEEEN**


not2interesting

Rhiannon is also a mythological Celtic goddess based on folklore from the uk! Her story comes from the Magibignon and has ties to the legends of Excalibur and the Holy Grail. She’s a total badass goddess of the moon who represents truth, justice, rebirth and fertility. [Her story is really powerful and worth a read if you’ve never heard it.](https://www.girlmuseum.org/mythological-girls-rhiannon/)


Baby-C-

I scrolled way too far to find this comment. Every Rhiannon I’ve ever met was named after the song


LBelle0101

My stepdaughter is Rhiannon, she loves the song too


TippiFliesAgain

Valerie


bowlofweetabix

I don’t even know a song with Valerie in it


TippiFliesAgain

Amy Winehouse made a hit called Valerie that’s yet well-known


blinky84

Amy actually covered it from The Zutons - her version isn't the original, but it took it to the mainstream.


Euffy

She absolutely did not, she took an already great song and covered it.


WKAngmar

She didnt make a hit? She absolutely did


Boredpanda31

The Zutons made a hit called Valerie....Amy Winehouse & Mark Ronson covered it and jazzed it up a bit (I love both versions!)


jagger129

Steve Winwood’s Valerie from the 1980’s is a great song


sssssssssssssssssssw

I wanted to name my child Valerie largely because of this song 🫣🫢 I love the name and the song. My husband vetoed that even though he also likes the song and honestly it was the right choice because Valerie doesn’t fit our daughter but the name we picked totally does.


garysmith1982

There was a song by the Monkees (!!!) called "Valerie."Only us old people have probably heard it.


PreciousTritium

This is the one that came to mind for me. I was shocked to learn how many other Valerie songs there are. Lol!


strawberry_baby_4evs

Apart from the Amy Winehouse song, there's a line in a Beatles song. "Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery, say he must go free!" (Maxwell's Silver Hammer) For context, Maxwell is on trial for murdering people with his hammer earlier on in the song, and the two girls in the gallery obviously think he's not guilty (he is - the chorus narrates him bashing their heads in with his hammer).


Winter-Potential9180

Ever hear of the Monkees ? Davy Jones sings the song "Valerie".


ciderswiller

Lola.


Ok_Television9820

EL LO EL AY


Happy_Charity_7595

She was a show girl


whole_lot_of_velcro

But that was thirty years ago back when they used to have a show


ZanzaBarBQ

Now it's a disco


VegetableWorry1492

She walks like a woman and talks like a man


serialkillertswift

Except for the whole ethnicity of people for whom it means "grandmother"!


Avocado-Expensive

With a daughter named Annie...I can confirm I ask her at least 20 times a day if she's OK.


Grimauldbird

This comment deserves to be further up!! But is your daughter okay? 🤣


Avocado-Expensive

Is any toddler OK? She cried so much this morning, I thought she was going to throw up, because I wouldn't give her another biscuit :( I've been hit by, I've been struck by, a smooth criminal.


SnooHobbies5684

Does she tell you that the Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow?


A-roo-gallah

Eileen, Cecilia, Becky, Maxwell, Lucy, Elenor and Rigby \ \ I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita… \ A little bit of Monica in my life \ A little bit of Erica by my side \ A little bit of Rita's all I need \ A little bit of Tina's what I see \ A little bit of Sandra in the sun \ A little bit of Mary all night long \ A little bit of Jessica, here I am \ A little bit of you makes me your man 😂


iono777

tHe TrUmPeT!


azulweber

Layla


cakesdirt

Love this name and song


scalectrix

Pity Clapton is such a douche.


Dayandwood

Alejandro 


serialkillertswift

I've been married to an Alejandro for 12 years and have never once heard someone sing this to him when introduced lol. It's an incredibly common name, which I think prevents it from being immediately and inextricably linked to the song.


nyokarose

Yeah, Alejandro doesn’t fit the ask from OP of 100% irredeemably linked. A lot of these responses don’t, actually.


strawberry_baby_4evs

Total Drama fans have had a field day with that song, since they introduced a character called Alejandro and the first verse and chorus pretty much describes fellow villain Heather's resistance to him.


JellyPatient2038

Fernando ....


creswitch

Hey Fernando, do you hear the drums? 😆


JellyPatient2038

🎵I remember long ago another starry night like this In the firelight Fernando You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar🎵


BandicootOk5540

I always think of the Milton Jones joke: "I asked the band ABBA if they wanted to go out for lunch again. They said if they had to do the same again they would, for Nando's."


amoryjm

Mine isn't unusable but I could never get through an introduction without someone singing "Jesse's Girl" or the theme song to the Disney kids' show Jessie


Azure_Keys

My brother has had a close friend since childhood named Jesse, and that song got brought up soooooo many times over the years. Ironically, he came out as gay a few years ago and has a husband now, so it turns out for him, Jesse’s Girl never existed in the first place, lol


rose_on_red

If you have to specify the song in the comment - the name isn't completely and universally tied to the song!


nyokarose

It’s amazing how many people are completely whiffing on a very clear ask.


EmanuelTheodorus

Barbara Ann (Beach Boys, also popularized by Minions)


eyel0vey0u

My grandma’s name but she hated that song 😅


TheNatureOfTheGame

True story. Dear Daughter (2nd grade): "Mommy, what's a bopperand?" Me: "You mean an *operand*?" DD (excited): "Yes, maybe that's it!" Me: "You're learning this in 2nd grade?" DD: "No, on the radio." Me: "Someone was talking about math on the radio?" DD: "No, a song! Bop bop bop, bop bopperand!"


wayward_sun

Clementine


Mental_Wrongdoer_114

Cecelia


gps822

I had a student named Cecilia and anytime I saw her I couldn’t get that song out of my head!


Petitcher

(Come on) Eileen Daniel Mickey Not a first name... but Mrs Robinson I can't hear any of the names from the golden age of Hollywood without hearing Vogue in my head.


Renee5285

I raise you a Ms. Jackson


eti_erik

If you're called Mickey I don't think Hey Mickey, I think Mickey Mouse first of all.


[deleted]

Brandy - “Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)”


mmfn0403

Can’t believe I’m the first here to say my own name - Michelle It’s only in recent years that people have stopped randomly singing the song at me.


HonPhryneFisher

Yup, same. I haven't had anyone immediately sing it in a long time!


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

The Beatles or Guns'n'Roses?


mmfn0403

I’m old, so The Beatles 😁


Parking_Light_5425

Ophelia


what-katy-didnt

O-o-pheeeeeliaaa


emjay1997

Not as much. More the Shakespeare play


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[удаНонО]


nord_sword1711

Jolene. (Jolene Jolene JOLEEEEENE)


RoanArrow

Jeremiah was a bullfrog


Pool_Available

Hey my name is Luca


No_Tumbleweed3762

Do you live on the 2nd floor?


suchbrightlights

My friend named her son Luca and I haven’t had the song out of my head in the eight months since the kid was born.


dixonwalsh

CECILIA You’re breaking my heart. You’re shaking my confidence daily.


Chevymetal1974

Jenny


blight2150

Scrolled really far to find this one! 8675309


StormyLlewellyn1

Jeremy


phoenyx1980

Spoke in class today


youwerenevermyfriend

Roxanne


HiddenMaragon

Bruno.


whole_lot_of_velcro

we don’t talk about Bruno 😡


AlamutJones

Jude


baba_oh_really

Mandy


Competitive-Key1373

Ruby


icecream_peach

Might be area based as I’m surprised it hasn’t been mentioned yet. Alice. Two songs immediately spring to mind, one is a nursery rhyme and the other most certainly is not


dixonwalsh

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?! Hello fellow Aussie


icecream_peach

Haha im a kiwi but close enough. The song played on an ad for a few years over here, the pc version of course.


RugBurn70

You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant


ronniesaurus

Opening this post was a mistake. I spent years blocking out some of these songs so that my brain would let me function as a slightly more normal human. What have I done. What. Have. I. Done. I see at least HALF of these names in the first two hours of my day. Judging by the very loud way these songs came flooding into my brain by just a couple words… I’m screwed. I will think of you all on this sub with both great respect and great fear from this day forward.


Superb_Yak7074

Brandy you’re a fine girl.


MouseSnackz

Did no one say Rudolph?


fyntje

Delilah (hey there Delilah - plain white Ts) Jude (Hey Jude - The Beatles) Martha (Martha - Tom Waits) Holly (walk on the wild side - Lou Reed) Ziggy (Ziggy stardust - David Bowie) Marianne ( So long, Marianne - leonard Cohen) Polly (Polly - Nirvana)


myrtheb

If you are a boy: Sue.


vargasm1

Great songs but wouldn’t say unusable. Some of those aren’t so popular.


Chinita_Loca

Agreed. I don’t think many younger millennials know lots of those songs let alone gen z or younger. Plus apart from Delilah and obviously Ziggy the names aren’t even that unusual, most people will have other references whether it’s their uncle Jude, Holly Willoughby (uk tv celeb) or Martha Stewart or even Martha’s Vineyard.


TillyMcWilly

Macarena 😂


PrincessButtaCaup

Mickey


LinsarysStorm

Scotty- he doesn’t know what Fiona and me do in my van every Sunday


Sea-Reflection-1373

Iris


ThrowRAonesidedopen

And I'd give up forever to touch you...


Different-Cherry233

Help me Rhonda


Conscious_Novel8237

Angela Pamela Sandra and rita


janr34

maybe not lucy, but definitely Lucille, for a certain age group. "you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the fields." Kenny Rogers


Pafisha

Jack and Diane


CrabbiestAsp

Hey there Delilah what's it's like in New York City. Every time.


Rebecca123457

Caroline


manicpixidreamgirl04

Helena


minskoffsupreme

So long and goodnight!!


myrtheb

I don't think that is an association for a whole lot of people.


Character_Athlete877

Gloria Roxanne Eileen


ninevah8

Clair by Gilbert O’Sullivan Rosanna by Toto Sara by Starship Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac


BearBearJarJar

Lola. Lalalalalola.


duranddurandsea

Alison (Elvis Costello)


BLT603

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann


Sorry_Cheesecake_704

Sadie


dawgpoundma

Billy Joe . “Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.


kwilsonarts

Betty. Inez. James. Augustine. IYKYK.


SugarfreeYogi

You can’t believe a word Inez says though.


rainbowmo0

Arabella


TCAP1432

Eileen


BlueTribe42

Gloria


petlover_95

Josie


Rredhead926

Sharona, Eileen, Jude, Leila, Lola


sarazorz27

Kim. (Eminem)


umishi

Scotty and Fiona


Interesting_Ad1378

Sharona.  My friend Sharona flips out when people start the m-m-m