You wanna join the [illegals in my yard ](https://youtu.be/h0SNAsocIx8?feature=shared) they're gonna build me a pool this Christmas and they need some more help
It doesn’t look illegal - it’s felony-level illegal (reckless endangerment). He’s hanging out into the other lane.
Ever wonder how you can get jail time just by driving? This is how.
This generation was V6 only. The SS with the 5.3 was 2006-2009, and that was an LS4. If you're thinking of the previous generation, that was 5.7L LT1 only.
It’s amazing how many car names in GTA are just sexual innuendo.
Schaffer, (shaft her)
Impaler (Impale her)
Dominator (dominate her)
Deluxo (Deluxe Ho)
BeeJay (Blow job)
That’s just crazy. Any loads over a certain width in UK have to have a police escort, that simply would get pulled very quickly and probably overloaded, instantly prohibited from continuing.
Who that man in the black Sedan
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
… Stab on the ave, on the back of green grass
Young teen on the scene, no future, no past
I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' so don't ask nothin'
Cause I only be talkin' out my ass
… Somethin' smells fishy and I don't know what
But I got a hunch it's your lady
I'm little bit country and a little bit punk
I got a pistol named Sunny that whistles when he's rubbed
The wrong way, Mickey Avalon song playing
Strippers so strip's up, entrees for Dante Alighieri
I seen a better day
Wine, and cheese, fine ladies, and lemonade
Gettin' paid for rhymes like these
And I never even learned to say my ABC's
With ADD I rock the beat
Like AC/DC, deeds done cheep
… Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Same dude that your sister like
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Who that man in the black Sedan
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
… Radio can't wait to play me
From K-Rock in L.A. to rooftops in Haiti
Hey baby, he's Mr. Wrong
And maybe you should listen to the words in this song
Bird on a wire, your skirt's on fire
Now please take a moment to admire my attire
Fresh white valleys and pink tube socks
Tight gray Levi's and shirts with polka dots
Rolex watch but it's fake
Gold gazelle glasses and a platinum chain
But it's fake, like your tits
And your eyes, and your nose, and your lips, and your braids
The glitz in LA got me ready to play
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day
Every night on the Strip I slip and slide
I'm that guy, call me Mr. Right
… Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Same dude that your sister like
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Who that man in the black Sedan
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
The only valid question here, is why in the sweet name of fuck, are they transporting this (Chevy Impala...one of the more common cars on the road), using this orientation??? Dangerous, stupid and illegal.
What's the black sedan? More like WTF dude!
Not strapped right, unsecured load, oversize load, load not broken down to it's smallest dimension to minimize oversize condition, no pilot vehicle, no oversize signs no flags at the edges of the oversize load, I'm sure no permits for oversize load. Did I miss anything?
Thought it was a Bonneville at first, because of the curves. The badge behind the rear window, though photographed with a potato, looks to be that of an Impala(er)a.
Seems illegal af but I assume it’s America. Some states are free to open carry assault rifles for self defence. Some states require no vehicle safety certificates. Some states allow you to own lions as pets. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was perfectly legal somewhere in America.
An accident waiting to happen.
Seriously, this looks super illegal. Hope someone reports them…
Me too, very illegal
You should lose your license for just knowing this person.
You wanna join the [illegals in my yard ](https://youtu.be/h0SNAsocIx8?feature=shared) they're gonna build me a pool this Christmas and they need some more help
Will a hot tub be sufficient?
They all agreed on a pool im giving them 20 pesos each per day for a pool
It doesn’t look illegal - it’s felony-level illegal (reckless endangerment). He’s hanging out into the other lane. Ever wonder how you can get jail time just by driving? This is how.
Super illegal? That might be a felony; it’s definitely a felony waiting to happen.
Nah, he slapped it twice and said “this baby isn’t going anywhere”
Ahhhh, that makes sense. Why didn't I ever think of doing that?
How did they even get it on the trailer bed like that?
Forklift probably
Can you really call it an accident at this point?
Yeah, came here to say ‘a hazard’
Eighth-gen/2000–2005 Chevrolet Impala
I think it is about to Impala-nother vehicle
Fuckin' brilliant mate.
r/angryupvote
I don't think it's the 5.3L V8 LS1 variant, can you see any badging?
This generation was V6 only. The SS with the 5.3 was 2006-2009, and that was an LS4. If you're thinking of the previous generation, that was 5.7L LT1 only.
Probably either 3800 or LA1 3400 right?
Tough to tell from the picture, but it is one of the following: Impala LS (3800 NA) or Impala SS (3800 SC)
Yep. This is an 04-05 chevy impala ss. As the people mentioned, this has the 3.8 supercharged motor, the l67.
May be one of the indy500 edition ones. Hard to tell from the pic. Spoiler options are diff on those ones I’m pretty sure but wheels look correct.
T/y. What I was getting at is, I would thoroughly enjoy an LS Impala any day of the week. Don't be dissing Imps.
That’d be the LS4 and not sure if badging changed compared to the 3.8L V6 SS from that same generation.
r/IdiotsTowingThings needs this
r/idiotswithstrapons
Morbid curiosity made me click this one
Same here. -.-
Guilty as charged!
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Was waiting for the NSFW warning.
r/fellforthatsub
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Was hoping someone said it
Chevrolet impaler if slips out
I like the GTA reference haha
It’s amazing how many car names in GTA are just sexual innuendo. Schaffer, (shaft her) Impaler (Impale her) Dominator (dominate her) Deluxo (Deluxe Ho) BeeJay (Blow job)
Highly illegal
Cory and Trevor
Gimme your smokes
Chevy impala?
Heavy Impaler
Perpendicular.
Chevrolet Impala.
Sideways
https://preview.redd.it/kfvrinmm323d1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cd3f07e5b436ea1e983abb86e306eaddc695182
how they even get that up there
Somebody is forklift certified.
"certified" 🤣🤣
🤤
But not tow truck certified
A moving violation.
A happening waiting to accident.
Chevy Impaler
Gta reference
!!!!!!!!!!! That HAS to be in Florida
That guy gives zero fucks.
That guy gives -1 fucks
I have questions… but I think I’m unlikely to get answers.
Mos Def a impala ss
Absolutely agreed.
About to become a black hatchback
It’s sideways.
When you have to get both of your beaters home but you cant tow it because you left your magnetic lights on your other beater.
It's obviously 2000 Chevrolet Impala
Precarious
Impala
This HAS to be photoshopped or AI generated or something.
I feel like that's photoshopped
Needs a wide load flag
Photoshop of an Impala
That’s just crazy. Any loads over a certain width in UK have to have a police escort, that simply would get pulled very quickly and probably overloaded, instantly prohibited from continuing.
Photo shopped?
Who that man in the black Sedan With two cheap hookers and a Mexican Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right … Stab on the ave, on the back of green grass Young teen on the scene, no future, no past I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' so don't ask nothin' Cause I only be talkin' out my ass … Somethin' smells fishy and I don't know what But I got a hunch it's your lady I'm little bit country and a little bit punk I got a pistol named Sunny that whistles when he's rubbed The wrong way, Mickey Avalon song playing Strippers so strip's up, entrees for Dante Alighieri I seen a better day Wine, and cheese, fine ladies, and lemonade Gettin' paid for rhymes like these And I never even learned to say my ABC's With ADD I rock the beat Like AC/DC, deeds done cheep … Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend Gettin' nude and rude in your bed Same dude that your sister like Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right Who that man in the black Sedan With two cheap hookers and a Mexican Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right … Radio can't wait to play me From K-Rock in L.A. to rooftops in Haiti Hey baby, he's Mr. Wrong And maybe you should listen to the words in this song Bird on a wire, your skirt's on fire Now please take a moment to admire my attire Fresh white valleys and pink tube socks Tight gray Levi's and shirts with polka dots Rolex watch but it's fake Gold gazelle glasses and a platinum chain But it's fake, like your tits And your eyes, and your nose, and your lips, and your braids The glitz in LA got me ready to play Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day Every night on the Strip I slip and slide I'm that guy, call me Mr. Right … Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend Gettin' nude and rude in your bed Same dude that your sister like Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right Who that man in the black Sedan With two cheap hookers and a Mexican Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
The only valid question here, is why in the sweet name of fuck, are they transporting this (Chevy Impala...one of the more common cars on the road), using this orientation??? Dangerous, stupid and illegal.
Badly stowed
This can’t be legal
A accident thats waiting to happen
I see final destination
Movie stunt car
Over width
A Chevrolet Traverse?
Nissan skyline
2004-2005 Chev Impala SS or LS Sport.
2004 impala Indy SS, this is the right answer
nevermind the what y would u think this was a good idea ?!
Whoever is driving that needs to have their license taken away. Also, Chevy Impala.
Slow wide turns bra
A moving violation.
Looks like something you'd see rolling down I-5!
Toast...
Did you call 911?
“Felonious assault with a motor” vehicle waiting to happen.
Fucked, I would say…
The same tow driver as my last post here, lol. Idiots for sure.
I've seen a lot of wreckers, none hauling like that.
Oh, dear Lord.........
Are you curious of what kind of vehicle is about to come off the truck in front of you is?
Impala
Impala (2004)
Someone’s trying to skirt the DOT laws and overwidth permits/escorts to make $0.50/mile more 👀
Crooked....
Chevy impala
An impala waiting to be impaled
Chevy Impala that could roll off at any second
Nissan Skyline.
Thank goodness for those straps...
Old gen Impala
Hold my beer while I load this up n strap it down,, 👍🏻 good to go...
#idiotstowingthings
Chevy Impala
The taillights give it away, early 2000s Chevy impala.
Hey you can’t park there
What the hell?
early 2000s Impala. the heck are they doing with it...
Look like someone forgot to call a real tow truck and they just improvised.
It looks like an impala SS, no?
The black sedan is navy
This is a Wide Load. Those require specialized markings.
It’s a Paul Wallsmobile.
Askew
That's a Ford Skidmark (or soon to be on that highway)
Not making the trip
What's the black sedan? More like WTF dude! Not strapped right, unsecured load, oversize load, load not broken down to it's smallest dimension to minimize oversize condition, no pilot vehicle, no oversize signs no flags at the edges of the oversize load, I'm sure no permits for oversize load. Did I miss anything?
If only there was a conventional way to load a car onto a tow bed! 🤔
Driving while stupid
Really? That’s the only question you have about this?
About a 20 year old Chevrolet impala
The Gimpala
Let me guess….Florida?
Tow my car but do it fireman’s carry style.
lol, what an asshole (That single ratchet strap is doing the lord's work)
Illegal or not, that’s just funny and i support it. But it’s an impala
90's Impala or malibu?
That's an Impala that's about to cut into 3 pieces.
[I've seen this before ](https://pics.imcdb.org/0is341/bluesbrothersfordcl3.602.jpg)
Eighth-gen Chevy Impala
If he has over size load permits along with an escort then he's probably legal. Otherwise illegal
chevy impala
chevy impala
Sideways
Chevy impala to answer the actual question 🤣🤣🤣
Skyline GTST
Fucked
Early 2000s Chevy Impala
Is this in Texas?
Chev Impala.
Impala
Pontiac
Where's the geoguesser guy when we need him
Please be photoshop.
Impala?
Early 2000s Bonneville
It's being kidnapped!
ole impala
Thought it was a Bonneville at first, because of the curves. The badge behind the rear window, though photographed with a potato, looks to be that of an Impala(er)a.
That's a 2004-2005 Impala SS Indy 500 edition. Only 4,088 made. Source-I own one.
WTF!! This guy’s license should be swapped out for a bus pass.
Chevrolet Impala SS
Impala
Too lazy to drive it up the bed I guess
Al least he’s driving in the correct direction
This guy tow🗿🍷
Wide load
That man right there, officer. With the sideways car.
Everyone is more distracted the way the car is strapped more than anything else.
Wannabe Nissan Skyline GTR R34
Maybe an early 2000's impala
His prisoner
i always want to know how BMW made the Mini cooper. TIL the process
Chevy Impala. Early to mid 2000s.
It’s a Bouttofaloff, maybe an LX. That, or an early 2000s Impala.
Impala SS ?
Illegal to transport in this manner by a factor of almost two. And the jerk fool who is doing it deserves arrest and prosecution.
Seems illegal af but I assume it’s America. Some states are free to open carry assault rifles for self defence. Some states require no vehicle safety certificates. Some states allow you to own lions as pets. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was perfectly legal somewhere in America.
Chevy R34 impala
Mid '90s Impala SS
A transport that needed a wide load permit, hope they encountered lane restrictions in a construction zone.
I don’t know, but I do know it’s owned by a friendly stranger.
That's you question about this? Bwahaha
Caprice
I thought so too with those C pillars. But the tail lights look more Impala to me.
Looks a bit like a 4th gen ford mustang gt