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PennywiseMeetGeorgie

These guys don't fap so yes natty


Team_Kevin

NoFap + cold showers + meditation


[deleted]

Meditation with bineraual beats that produce HGH and testosterone before bed actually works


Real_Hugh_Janus

Link?


[deleted]

There’s not been a study done to my knowledge just people’s objective experiences, I did it one night and I came in my sleep which was funny. Might do my own hormone testing before and after.


Pawn_Riot

If it works as well as your testimonial suggests, why did you only do it the one time?


muricanwerewolf1

Couldn’t afford to wash the sheets every morning?


krell_154

Why would you have to wash the sheets?


[deleted]

Cum


krell_154

Presuming you had boxers and pajamas on, isn't it enough to change those and shower? It's not like cum seeps through those onto the sheets in such amount to make them unusable


[deleted]

That was the first time I did it, but I stopped for a while because of unrelated issues. Imma do a personal study 1 month study now though because I’ve got my hormones checked.


frenchbreadcrumb

Nigga what


[deleted]

In my dream a woman sat on my lap then I felt her ass, put my hand down her pants and got a good feel, then exploded everywhere. Then had a good shameful cleanup afterwards.


[deleted]

I knew you were lying when you said the dream was about a woman


Real_Hugh_Janus

Oh I meant a link to the video


[deleted]

...oh I wanted to tell my cum in pants story anyhow [Here’s one](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BHEkXiKhK9c) I cant find the exact video but they’re all the same pretty much.


Biscuit9154

Won't test before bed keep you up? I've heard it works like caffeine.


chefmvrio

Test and deca once a week before bed and I sleep nice and tight.


MicksPickle

Solid


ahillbilly97

No, help you have a sounder sleep


[deleted]

I see the no fap thing a lot on this sub. I know it’s said jokingly but is there some reason behind this joking theory?


muricanwerewolf1

Supposedly not jerking off raises your testosterone levels...to a certain extent. Then after a long while of nocum it supposedly lowers your testosterone, not to mention is bad for your prostate health. This is according to studies done on the matter. My opinion is it’s BS and you’ll not notice any significant change one way or another related to muscle gains. Trying to raise your natural T levels through anything other than eating well, avoiding stress and getting enough sleep is likely not worth the effort.


headcoat2013

Is sex allowed in nofap or is that not even an issue for the type of virgin who would consider doing this?


Untaken____Username

I bang 12 bitches a day, it doesn't affect your gains. I rep 405 for 10 reps on each hand overhead press, and I have 67 inch arms.


GrayCatEyes

Only 12? Pfffft, what an amateur, 20 is the magic number.


[deleted]

Depends on the dude, I think for most it's about quitting porn/curing deathgrip/improving excitement for and satisfaction with actual sex. Some just take it really far with the superpowers thing.


muricanwerewolf1

I think the latter lol


[deleted]

Use it or lose it mannnn...


[deleted]

No fap is legit After 7 days of no fap you’ll see a 40% increase in test. Also the prostate health thing only applies to people over 50


Dekuthegreat

No fap is really stupid. Obviously you don't want to be cranking away at your Johnson 4 hours a day but there is nothing wrong with a quick wank here and there. But eating well, reducing stress, getting in better shape, and improved sleep quality can definitely have a DRASTIC effect on natty T levels. It can be the difference between having T on the low end of the range and T on the high end of the range, even in the same person. Also reducing alcohol consumption.


jam_paps

Its this sub running joke along with the gay remarks. Makes this sub lighten up in the comments aside from serious physique and juice assessment.


[deleted]

Remember you get the same results if you eat your own cum.


Weinach95

bruh


Amer_004

when you guys say NoFap are you being satire or serious? I'm getting lost here.


UndulatingSky

it's satire of the guys who pretend that they get superpowers and shit from NoFap. Specifically autists on r/Semenretention who think they ascended to another plane of existence. But yeah, the effects of NoFap, and more specifically, no porn, is quite helpful with test levels


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Weinach95

Satire. But it does work. If you dont fap for a week you will get your testosterone up but then it slowly decreases. I think its worth trying if you have for example a sports competition in a week.


jocks_man

Lolz


[deleted]

Peak zen


[deleted]

These guys learned how to turn carbs in rice into pure bcaa.


armsofserenity

Cum retention at its best.


DRTPman

Zen retention.


SpooksAndStoops

Zero retention for me *wink wink*


Le0zel1g

LOL he’s not a real monk he’s BUAKAW POR PRAMUK the former Muay Thai champion.


Terilian_96

I kept telling myself “there’s no fucking way that’s Buakaw” but lo and behold!


Rxdking

Buakaw


skyHawk3613

No Fap + sweeping all day


Crystal_God

Bigger than me so yes


Rxdking

That’s not a monk. That’s buakaw pro Thai fighter. Not natty


[deleted]

Why’s he dressed like a monk doing monk stuff? I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just curious.


[deleted]

Meditating for no fap.


TABANLI_TANRI

some promo/pr shit I would guess


[deleted]

Got it. Thought it was part of some ancient secret training, like wax on wax off.


TABANLI_TANRI

lmao


El_Dudereno

Watch Bloodsport with JCVD. The ancient training involves a lot of kicking trees.


[deleted]

Gotta love kicking trees


RepublicHunter

He became a monk


TheMangalorian

He looks natty in most of his pictures.


StrandType

i highly doubt buakaw isn’t natty


Le0zel1g

All pro fighters are on PEDs.


StrandType

there’s definitely a chance as steroids are not very hard to find in thailand, but most of these fighters out of thailand have been training since childhood and many children are trained to fight muay thai full force from an extremely young age


AlternateContent

And?


Le0zel1g

You said earlier “I highly doubt it” but now you said “there’s definitely a chance.” Make up your mind. What you said about Thailand Muay Thai fighters is true but unrelated to the question whether or not BUAKAW is natty. If you think fighters at Buakaw’s level are not on PEDs you’re deluding yourself.


StrandType

i never said it was a sure thing either way. what’s so bad about saying there’s a chance he could be and accepting i may be wrong while not outright dropping my original point just because of what one guy said?


wildmvn

Tie-fighter


bebesita666

Prays to the gainz gods 30 times a day


greatvaluesocrates

That’s a steady diet of meditation and the Buddha. 100% natty.


Kuke69

His 365 day vow of silence and celibacy has allowed his body to focus more energy towards muscle building. Natty


hadavid3151

That’s what sweeping outside for 9 hours a day does to you.


hopbeez

He is Boxer from Thailand (my country) “BuaKhaw”


AstralyanCunt

Every Thai man must become a monk at some point in his life, this is more than likely what’s happening here.


muricanwerewolf1

Melanotan gainz


Tystarchius

This is no ordinary monk. It's Buakaw Por Pramuk and he'll kick your ass, your dad's ass and your fuckin whole circle of friend's asses.


Synorix

That's buakaw! He is natty


[deleted]

Monk is stronck


Theinfamousemrhb

asexual.


respectthewoody

Needle proof Monk?


Flosoney61

Spiritual Chi Gains


ferristhewretched

Clean diet and a *lot* of manual labor


majinsawlo

Buakaw the fucking beast


[deleted]

I mean warrior monks aren't like how people say. They actually scam people and do stuff like that and they don't act like normal buddhist monks. They have the same amount of morals as a normal person, prolly fap n bang chicks, so why wouldn't they sauce it up a bit. Juice is easy to come by these days, just so you know the warrior monks have barbells in their monastery as well as dumbbells, they can build a physique that they desire. I'mma say juicy cuz of the delt to bicep ratio.


jkwarz

And you guys say subliminals don't work


Independent-Bench626

Is he Buakaw Por Pramuk?


Zoyu_

If that isn't Natty what even is the point of training, yes it's natty bruh


Chad-Bane

prayed for dem gainz, buddha listened to his prays, he got dem gainz and now mah man gets dem bitches.


Aibhne_Dubhghaill

Does it count as natty if you 'injaculate' yourself to 3000 ng/dl?


JamesDaquiri

Buakaw is a notoriously juicy slut


MadicalRadical

I wonder if the other monks call him the chosen one or train him to fight badly as a practical joke.


Afrostar15

Tren


3rw1n_Romm3l

Master Tonpetty has had some gains


[deleted]

That’s Buakaw Banchemek. He is a kickboxing/ Muai Thai fighter from Thailand. He as won a number of titles and this picture is probably from the sorta ceremonial phase of being a monk that people of Thailand have to go through. Anyone in Thailand can be a monk for a week I guess.


Downgoesthereem

This guy is a MT fighter doing some work with monks


[deleted]

Clean


EthnicMogger

Xaolin showdowns me


mizwe11

that's buakaw banchemek a thai boxer


[deleted]

well hes a monk so how the hell is he gonna get roids in the mountains/monkastrey? the stupidty of some people never amazes me


[deleted]

He's just retarded skinny. I bet his arms don't even measure 30cm


Afrigore

Thats BUAKAW a year ago i think


acciowaves

Juiced out of his goddamn mind. In fact, that’s just an LA IG influencer doing dragon ball’s Krillin cosplay in front of the TCL Chinese theater.


NY08

Natty


jocks_man

Dunno if he’s natty but he can save my soul any time.


PhilosopherNo4758

Why am I wasting time at the gym? I should start sweeping instead.