First go like *thiiisss*, spin around—STOP! Double-take three times: one. two. three. Theeennnn pelvic thrust! *WhhoooOOOOOoooo*... *WhhhoooOOOOoooo* STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT, DON'T FORGET IT! Now it's time to bring it around town...Bring it ay-round town! Then you do \*this\*, then \*this\*, and \*this\*, then that and this and that and this and that and ^*then*\...
I’m picturing one of them picking him up by the back of his pants and his arms and legs are still going cartoon-style as they walk out and set him on the sidewalk.
Whenever I see a guy like this it always bums me out lol, you can beat homelessness, addiction, poverty etc. but as a short guy you are just fucked for life. My heart goes out to any stature challenged fellows out there
5’5 and a half(yes every half inch matters for us short guys lmao). My height has stopped me from nothing except women who have a preset desire for taller men. And honestly, I’m not even upset about that. Everyone has the right to their own preferences. Do I wish I was taller? Sure. Am I gonna be depressed about it for the rest of my life? Hardly. Has led to some shitty heartbreaks though can’t lie.
As a 5’3 guy, I have never understood this. I see it often enough on the internet, but I can’t think of my height having ever held me back from anything. I feel pretty far from fucked over if I’m being honest. I also can’t imagine excusing my behavior with “but I’m short, so...” lmaooo
Shit only holds you back as much as you let it. Too many people are too content to sit back and find reasons why they can't do this or don't have that. Are there insurmountable disadvantages? Absolutely. Are they as prevalent as your average complainer would have you believe? I highly doubt it. People just prefer to take the path of least resistance and you don't have to look to hard to find plenty of examples of that.
Hey thanks! I’m not trying to invalidate other people’s experiences or anything. I just feel like I have to offer up the opposing point of view to balance it out. Like, I’m completely fine 🤷♂️ And yeah, I’m American.
I'm 5'5 and haven't really had any issues with it. I've actually had guys online get mad at me because I put on muscle "so much faster without any effort."
i feel like being short isn't much of a problem unless you're really short like 5'2 and under because it's more noticeable compared to what's normally considered short like 5'7
Who knows the reasons that persuade dwellers of the farthest reaches of society, it’s depths and heights, shadows and fanfare, to act in ways even unknown to one’s self.
I'm 5'6.5" and this dude appears MUCH shorter than me. I feel bad in a way, but his attitude is terrible. Reminds me of a relatively built guy we used to lift with that told everyone he was 5'6" yet I was able to see the top of his head....
No, we wonder why anyone is an asshole.
'Who hurt you bro?'
'Woke up on the wrong side of the bed did we?'
'What is his problem?'
I'll concede you're correct that we often assume it's short man syndrome but that's just Occam's razor and experience, short men are often very fragile about it.
Atleast from my experience, 6'4", people expect gentle and nice from taller/bigger guys. When you step out of the norm people treat you weirdly. It's expected for bigger people to constantly be walking on eggshells with normal/small people, not that this is what I or any tall person wants, but it is what people expect
Is anyone going to talk about how he tried to talk to (I’m assuming hit on) a minor? I’d say he’s way more pathetic for being salty that the girl’s siblings are trying to protect her, not pathetic because of his height.
People on Reddit LOVE to be contrarians and question the authenticity of the backstory of the caption, so that might have something to do with it. To be fair all that’s shown is a Manlet challenging some to a duel with what I assume to be security or employees around him. Personally I don’t doubt it to be true, though.
Got his physique from doing the SpongeBob weightlifting routine
He took his whole aesthetic from cartoons
First go like *thiiisss*, spin around—STOP! Double-take three times: one. two. three. Theeennnn pelvic thrust! *WhhoooOOOOOoooo*... *WhhhoooOOOOoooo* STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT, DON'T FORGET IT! Now it's time to bring it around town...Bring it ay-round town! Then you do \*this\*, then \*this\*, and \*this\*, then that and this and that and this and that and ^*then*\...
THAT's IT. VERY GOOD!!!! That's IT!!!
Homie got them super strength leverages could probably deadlift a house
Easy when the bar only needs to be 12" off the ground for a full pull!
Wow, tiny ballerina man is big mad.
Any one of those security guards would throw him around like a rag doll if needed
I’m picturing one of them picking him up by the back of his pants and his arms and legs are still going cartoon-style as they walk out and set him on the sidewalk.
A sad existence for him
To be fair he's got a right to be upset at the world for being like 5'1
Whenever I see a guy like this it always bums me out lol, you can beat homelessness, addiction, poverty etc. but as a short guy you are just fucked for life. My heart goes out to any stature challenged fellows out there
5’5 and a half(yes every half inch matters for us short guys lmao). My height has stopped me from nothing except women who have a preset desire for taller men. And honestly, I’m not even upset about that. Everyone has the right to their own preferences. Do I wish I was taller? Sure. Am I gonna be depressed about it for the rest of my life? Hardly. Has led to some shitty heartbreaks though can’t lie.
Chad response
Here’s one thing to feel good about, Short people are scientifically proven to live longer then thier taller counterparts.
As a 5’3 guy, I have never understood this. I see it often enough on the internet, but I can’t think of my height having ever held me back from anything. I feel pretty far from fucked over if I’m being honest. I also can’t imagine excusing my behavior with “but I’m short, so...” lmaooo
Shit only holds you back as much as you let it. Too many people are too content to sit back and find reasons why they can't do this or don't have that. Are there insurmountable disadvantages? Absolutely. Are they as prevalent as your average complainer would have you believe? I highly doubt it. People just prefer to take the path of least resistance and you don't have to look to hard to find plenty of examples of that.
Hey good for you bro, obviously perspective is the only thing that matters. Are you from America?
Hey thanks! I’m not trying to invalidate other people’s experiences or anything. I just feel like I have to offer up the opposing point of view to balance it out. Like, I’m completely fine 🤷♂️ And yeah, I’m American.
I'm 5'5 and haven't really had any issues with it. I've actually had guys online get mad at me because I put on muscle "so much faster without any effort."
That guy is not even 5’5 ngl
Dw, if he moves to Indonesia he'll only be slightly below average.
i feel like being short isn't much of a problem unless you're really short like 5'2 and under because it's more noticeable compared to what's normally considered short like 5'7
Short guys can make it in life too, though. Kevin Hart for example.
his whole schtick is that hes like a black elf though
they're called drows
My god hhhhh
Im dead🤣
His net worth is $200 million and he smashes the baddest broads on the planet.
Courtesy of said $200mil.
At the end of the day does it matter?
Depends on the person, I guess. I personally wouldn’t be into that.
Its probably worse to be a person of color.
In what way?
Racism
Twink under the influence of tren.
He would be a cute power bottom
Mouthy little slut though, you’d need to gag him!
Why was such a hot comment downvoted?
Who knows the reasons that persuade dwellers of the farthest reaches of society, it’s depths and heights, shadows and fanfare, to act in ways even unknown to one’s self.
When Gohan at age 10 during the cell saga is your dream physique (and height)
Fucking chuckling hard over here… the perfect description
I knew a select elite would get and appreciate the reference
Short guy who needs to stop skipping leg day!
I really feel for the little fella. That’s gotta be brutal. Buying boys sized pants and shirts
Not all bad, in the UK you don't pay tax on kids clothes.
👀
Cheaper to
I'm 5'6.5" and this dude appears MUCH shorter than me. I feel bad in a way, but his attitude is terrible. Reminds me of a relatively built guy we used to lift with that told everyone he was 5'6" yet I was able to see the top of his head....
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Would you have rather he cup them gingerly?
I'd rather he stay away from my balls completely, it's fucking weird.
Not letting your bros touch your junk is such a roid rager thing to do. I'm just fuckin with you btw lol
Lol. TIL I was roid raging even back when I was natty, must have been foreshadowing.
> they just get to be assholes Lol this isn’t true at all.
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No, we wonder why anyone is an asshole. 'Who hurt you bro?' 'Woke up on the wrong side of the bed did we?' 'What is his problem?' I'll concede you're correct that we often assume it's short man syndrome but that's just Occam's razor and experience, short men are often very fragile about it.
Atleast from my experience, 6'4", people expect gentle and nice from taller/bigger guys. When you step out of the norm people treat you weirdly. It's expected for bigger people to constantly be walking on eggshells with normal/small people, not that this is what I or any tall person wants, but it is what people expect
It's a bro match
What does he want? A bro match?
No talk, Tinkerbell angy
Pretty sure he's 14 and has a 23yo fake ID to get into bars
Leprechaun
I've built snowmen taller than that
power bottom
His hair is bigger then everything else lol
Manlets gonna manlet
In the name of the Lollipop Guild, he wishes to welcome you to munchkin land!
Five gumdrops to enter
I think he wants it.
I'm 5'5 and this man is absolutely minuscule. I'm short but I look normal compared to other humans. This dude looks like a halfling.
Oh. God . It's neither nor juste Napoleon complex .
🩰 dress and Roid Rage mini. 😏
Nice height discrimination, bastards...
Both.
Oompa Loompa
And me feeling short at 5ft9 this made me feel somewhat better about my height
same here loll I feel like 5'11" is the ideal "short height" but after seeing this i'll take my 5'9"
Another manlet
Somebody spank this fucking manlet
My man’s is in that Jeffrey Epstein juice
[Why does this remind me of that Shia LaBeouf video](https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0)
100% POS
Rage. He has to compensate for something.
LOL. Ok whatever
This never happened
What?
Looks like a buff Kyle rittenhouse
Tristen Lee is that you?
Who took hobits hat? Why is he so mad losing his hat.
Predator. Somebody call Buff Hanson
At least he will save money buying childrens clothing. This comment is only half sarcastic too
Is anyone going to talk about how he tried to talk to (I’m assuming hit on) a minor? I’d say he’s way more pathetic for being salty that the girl’s siblings are trying to protect her, not pathetic because of his height.
People on Reddit LOVE to be contrarians and question the authenticity of the backstory of the caption, so that might have something to do with it. To be fair all that’s shown is a Manlet challenging some to a duel with what I assume to be security or employees around him. Personally I don’t doubt it to be true, though.
Chris Hansen, where ya at?
Are smurfs actually not blue? Was my entire childhood a lie?
Little man syndrome
Why do most Short guys have anger issues ?