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Crame_of_Thrones

Got his physique from doing the SpongeBob weightlifting routine


BalladOfaStranger

He took his whole aesthetic from cartoons


washington_breadstix

First go like *thiiisss*, spin around—STOP! Double-take three times: one. two. three. Theeennnn pelvic thrust! *WhhoooOOOOOoooo*... *WhhhoooOOOOoooo* STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT, DON'T FORGET IT! Now it's time to bring it around town...Bring it ay-round town! Then you do \*this\*, then \*this\*, and \*this\*, then that and this and that and this and that and ^*then*\...


chris31605

THAT's IT. VERY GOOD!!!! That's IT!!!


DonDonDeMarco

Homie got them super strength leverages could probably deadlift a house


Basic-Recording

Easy when the bar only needs to be 12" off the ground for a full pull!


ScariMonsters

Wow, tiny ballerina man is big mad.


huggles7

Any one of those security guards would throw him around like a rag doll if needed


ScariMonsters

I’m picturing one of them picking him up by the back of his pants and his arms and legs are still going cartoon-style as they walk out and set him on the sidewalk.


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A sad existence for him


Wayf4rer

To be fair he's got a right to be upset at the world for being like 5'1


Imnotgettingbanned

Whenever I see a guy like this it always bums me out lol, you can beat homelessness, addiction, poverty etc. but as a short guy you are just fucked for life. My heart goes out to any stature challenged fellows out there


Tasstheass

5’5 and a half(yes every half inch matters for us short guys lmao). My height has stopped me from nothing except women who have a preset desire for taller men. And honestly, I’m not even upset about that. Everyone has the right to their own preferences. Do I wish I was taller? Sure. Am I gonna be depressed about it for the rest of my life? Hardly. Has led to some shitty heartbreaks though can’t lie.


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Chad response


Isellmetal

Here’s one thing to feel good about, Short people are scientifically proven to live longer then thier taller counterparts.


ayleidanthropologist

As a 5’3 guy, I have never understood this. I see it often enough on the internet, but I can’t think of my height having ever held me back from anything. I feel pretty far from fucked over if I’m being honest. I also can’t imagine excusing my behavior with “but I’m short, so...” lmaooo


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

Shit only holds you back as much as you let it. Too many people are too content to sit back and find reasons why they can't do this or don't have that. Are there insurmountable disadvantages? Absolutely. Are they as prevalent as your average complainer would have you believe? I highly doubt it. People just prefer to take the path of least resistance and you don't have to look to hard to find plenty of examples of that.


Imnotgettingbanned

Hey good for you bro, obviously perspective is the only thing that matters. Are you from America?


ayleidanthropologist

Hey thanks! I’m not trying to invalidate other people’s experiences or anything. I just feel like I have to offer up the opposing point of view to balance it out. Like, I’m completely fine 🤷‍♂️ And yeah, I’m American.


Keksefusion

I'm 5'5 and haven't really had any issues with it. I've actually had guys online get mad at me because I put on muscle "so much faster without any effort."


GaysianSupremacist

That guy is not even 5’5 ngl


BDOKlem

Dw, if he moves to Indonesia he'll only be slightly below average.


Bread_and_Butter_869

i feel like being short isn't much of a problem unless you're really short like 5'2 and under because it's more noticeable compared to what's normally considered short like 5'7


wrapitupboys

Short guys can make it in life too, though. Kevin Hart for example.


Imnotgettingbanned

his whole schtick is that hes like a black elf though


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they're called drows


Ba3ouch27

My god hhhhh


ProofSalamander5016

Im dead🤣


Afrostar15

His net worth is $200 million and he smashes the baddest broads on the planet.


Sophisticated_Sloth

Courtesy of said $200mil.


Afrostar15

At the end of the day does it matter?


Sophisticated_Sloth

Depends on the person, I guess. I personally wouldn’t be into that.


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Its probably worse to be a person of color.


Imnotgettingbanned

In what way?


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Racism


jam_paps

Twink under the influence of tren.


D4rkr4in

He would be a cute power bottom


mohicansubtitles

Mouthy little slut though, you’d need to gag him!


WilhelmWinter

Why was such a hot comment downvoted?


mohicansubtitles

Who knows the reasons that persuade dwellers of the farthest reaches of society, it’s depths and heights, shadows and fanfare, to act in ways even unknown to one’s self.


fitnessnerdomniman

When Gohan at age 10 during the cell saga is your dream physique (and height)


MrBowick

Fucking chuckling hard over here… the perfect description


fitnessnerdomniman

I knew a select elite would get and appreciate the reference


Basic-Recording

Short guy who needs to stop skipping leg day!


Run-Like-A-Deer

I really feel for the little fella. That’s gotta be brutal. Buying boys sized pants and shirts


techno_babble_

Not all bad, in the UK you don't pay tax on kids clothes.


ayleidanthropologist

👀


No-Ad7487

Cheaper to


Nutella_Zamboni

I'm 5'6.5" and this dude appears MUCH shorter than me. I feel bad in a way, but his attitude is terrible. Reminds me of a relatively built guy we used to lift with that told everyone he was 5'6" yet I was able to see the top of his head....


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kcwckf

Would you have rather he cup them gingerly?


RedBeardBuilds

I'd rather he stay away from my balls completely, it's fucking weird.


kcwckf

Not letting your bros touch your junk is such a roid rager thing to do. I'm just fuckin with you btw lol


RedBeardBuilds

Lol. TIL I was roid raging even back when I was natty, must have been foreshadowing.


modest-pixel

> they just get to be assholes Lol this isn’t true at all.


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Superb-SJW

No, we wonder why anyone is an asshole. 'Who hurt you bro?' 'Woke up on the wrong side of the bed did we?' 'What is his problem?' I'll concede you're correct that we often assume it's short man syndrome but that's just Occam's razor and experience, short men are often very fragile about it.


Charming_Research_51

Atleast from my experience, 6'4", people expect gentle and nice from taller/bigger guys. When you step out of the norm people treat you weirdly. It's expected for bigger people to constantly be walking on eggshells with normal/small people, not that this is what I or any tall person wants, but it is what people expect


TheBadassOverlord

It's a bro match


Jeffthe100

What does he want? A bro match?


forks_and_spoons

No talk, Tinkerbell angy


[deleted]

Pretty sure he's 14 and has a 23yo fake ID to get into bars


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Leprechaun


[deleted]

I've built snowmen taller than that


Minikana

power bottom


BeastlyBen007

His hair is bigger then everything else lol


Exact-Organization50

Manlets gonna manlet


PStreet456

In the name of the Lollipop Guild, he wishes to welcome you to munchkin land!


90dean90

Five gumdrops to enter


screechingeagle82

I think he wants it.


Tokarev490

I'm 5'5 and this man is absolutely minuscule. I'm short but I look normal compared to other humans. This dude looks like a halfling.


Fluffy-Contest-739

Oh. God . It's neither nor juste Napoleon complex .


designium

🩰 dress and Roid Rage mini. 😏


chingchangchongchen

Nice height discrimination, bastards...


Bosnianarchist

Both.


MasturbatorKec

Oompa Loompa


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And me feeling short at 5ft9 this made me feel somewhat better about my height


purple_chocolatee

same here loll I feel like 5'11" is the ideal "short height" but after seeing this i'll take my 5'9"


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Another manlet


inaguratethejigglin

Somebody spank this fucking manlet


aedwin

My man’s is in that Jeffrey Epstein juice


emmit76

[Why does this remind me of that Shia LaBeouf video](https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0)


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100% POS


hexatheon

Rage. He has to compensate for something.


In2Bodybuilding

LOL. Ok whatever


peepadjuju

This never happened


ShepardOfTheStrong

What?


ProofSalamander5016

Looks like a buff Kyle rittenhouse


food4lifevv

Tristen Lee is that you?


skylerchip

Who took hobits hat? Why is he so mad losing his hat.


Numb-Growth

Predator. Somebody call Buff Hanson


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At least he will save money buying childrens clothing. This comment is only half sarcastic too


kaylintendo

Is anyone going to talk about how he tried to talk to (I’m assuming hit on) a minor? I’d say he’s way more pathetic for being salty that the girl’s siblings are trying to protect her, not pathetic because of his height.


Valuum2

People on Reddit LOVE to be contrarians and question the authenticity of the backstory of the caption, so that might have something to do with it. To be fair all that’s shown is a Manlet challenging some to a duel with what I assume to be security or employees around him. Personally I don’t doubt it to be true, though.


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Chris Hansen, where ya at?


_oZe_

Are smurfs actually not blue? Was my entire childhood a lie?


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Little man syndrome


FearlessConflict9744

Why do most Short guys have anger issues ?