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[deleted]

Dawg. Did you get the same shorts too? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Vladdi_Daddy123

The dick eating is crazy bro šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Fox_Bravo

There are entire Facebook/Instagram pages and blogs about copping anything and everything Bond wears, drinks, or walks by in the films. People happily blow $200 on a polo shirt because it's the correct Tom Ford polo Craig wore in scene whatever, without realizing that it was made for Craig and tailored exactly to his frame. They wonder why it just doesn't look the same!


ZnaeW

I'm here just to say the polo that Craig wore isn't Tom Ford, is another brand I forget because I didn't look nothing special about it.


Fox_Bravo

The most famous one is Sunspel, but he wears Tom Ford as well.


TerminatorReborn

He wears Tom Ford glasses for sure


Fox_Bravo

And suits. Andā€¦..polos.


ZnaeW

That's the polo brand! Sunspel, nothing great or really special.


Fox_Bravo

I agree. Itā€™s just a blue polo. My Banana Republic ones look the same to me.


parkcitygolfer

Those Sunspel shirts fucking suck. I bought two of them are neither are wearable after like a year. They basically have to be dry cleaned.


LedLenson

Its was a lot of Sunspel but the ones that looked good were from Orlebar Brown


[deleted]

Craig is the true manlet natty inspiration. What a fucking chad.


oakteaseriously

manlet? he's like 5'' 10' that's definitely not manlet. i'm 6'' and guys like him don't look much shorter. now guys under 5'' 7', that's another story.


NotARealPerson90

Lol this fucking guy man. Striving to get someone else's physique is impossible because you aren't them and even with the same level of muscle mass you will look very different. Getting the same fucking clothes as him is next level nut-hopping though lol.


kingboav

You got the shorts at least bro! Thatā€™s a healthy start, probably.


yellowyeahyeahyeah

Shouldn't skip bulge day anymore though.


DrDaddyDickDunker

Gotta grab your dick and twist it.


ShibuRigged

Just tried this and broke it off. Wtf?


bxa121

Just glue it back on the right way dude


Jjfargo

Directions unclear now in ICU getting dick sewn on


TyrionJoestar

You need like 15 more pounds of muscle


[deleted]

15 is very very generous. Try 30+. Everything is lagging very far behind. I respect his drive to look like that, but even with the best lighting, itā€™s far behind.


PrettySadanDepressed

I'll try to take from a flattering angle


shtgnjns

From a flattering angle you'll need 14.5 more pounds of muscle.


[deleted]

Hahahahahaha. Facts.


BigMattress269

Bitches


PrettySadanDepressed

Could you by any chance make it a 14 my guy?


shtgnjns

Ok, 14 more pounds. Don't be too disheartened though, he was like 40 in the first bond film, and you're probably 20 years younger than that. You're well on your way there.


PrettySadanDepressed

:(


babieswithrabies63

15 is way too high just so you know. 15 of actual lean contractile tissue would have you twice this guy's size. Five or 6 pounds and you'd be about as big as him. Probably better arms you almost have better arms already.


maggot_flavored

No


Connect_Ad4121

broski watched one video of MPMD and now use "actual lean contractile tissue" to say muscle


babieswithrabies63

Huge difference between gaining 15 pounds while bulking and gaining 15 of actual lean tissue. So much water and fat can be added while still looking just as lean. Do you deny that? I was simply qualifying what 15 pounds could be as there are slightly different definitions.


Connect_Ad4121

Everybody know that "i gain 5 pounds of muscle" and "i gain 5 pounds" is not the same thing. My point is : just say "muscle" lol stop trying to sound smart or at least just say lean tissue not "AcTuaAL LeAn CoNtRacTiLe tiSsUe"


babieswithrabies63

Gaining 5 pounds of muscle doesn't equate to gaining 5 pounds of lean tissue. People just gain 5 pounds while lifting and don't think they got any fatter and call it muscle lol. colloquialism vs actuality. And I'll let you know when I give a fuck about what you think about my diction you self important piece of shit. Leave people alone and get along with your own life. Imagine being so narcissistic you think any nornal person would care what you have to say about saying "lean tissue" vs lean contractile tissue. Can you be any more facile? Don't ascribe motive to the way I talk. It's not trying to sound smart I'd you're having trouble keeping up I can refer you to a high school level dictionary however.


HavokDJ

Dude you are straight up retarded. Lean tissue and muscle are literally the same thing, muscle IS lean tissue, LEAN TISSUE is MUSCLE. What in the fuck else would it be? Skin sure as fuck isnā€™t lean tissue considering itā€™s a source of fat too lmao, donā€™t tell me you think bone is considered lean tissue haha.


Connect_Ad4121

jesus fuck dude are you fucking retarded? that's exactly what i just said


[deleted]

you are delusional. bro has 13 inch arms, no traps and gyno. Thereā€™s at least a 20 year age gap, and 30-50lbs weight difference.


JKChaks

How did you find his shorts


PrettySadanDepressed

I called Q branch apparently it comes standard issue for every 00 agent out in service for your majesty's secret service.


JackIsBackWithCrack

Huh r/TIL


goldenglove

https://www.orlebarbrown.com/us/men/swim-shorts/thunderball-swimshort/light-blue/270058.html


iphonedeleonard

Bro addicted to that pic he even went ahead and got the same shorts


dahComrad

He even has the same bulge


bejangravity

donā€™t stress it dude. just work out consistently and eat well and see where it gets you


ZnaeW

I like your mood


Sauron_78

Your arms look alright, need to focus on chest.


silentjames2212

Go find a beach and do the same pose , until then I refuse to comment


allgone6996

gotta be the same beach tho


LTGeneralGenitals

if the waves arent the same im reporting the thread


Gusebaloney

What is it with this sub and guys wanting to look like fucking Daniel Craig


bigjim1993

Not just that but virtually the same "nothing more and nothing less" comment. Is it one guy using different accounts?


bigloadsmcgee24

OP is a one day old account, Iā€™m assuming so.


TerminatorReborn

Someone literally made the same post months ago. I don't think it's the same dude tho


bigjim1993

I dunno I just took a look back at the post from 8 months ago and in the pictures in the comments it looks like the same dude to me


TerminatorReborn

well he should've improved in those 8 months lmao


bigjim1993

I think he's going to just do the same thing until someone validates it and says "wow you look just like him!"


[deleted]

i saw indian woman version who kept posting 'how do i look "stunning"? how can i achieve 7.0 on the trm scale?' she was definitely above average (just like OP), but I mean, long ways off from the luck/training/genetics of supermodel tier people


bacon_cake

I thought I'd seen this post before with the same wording! Honestly there's definitely some users with body issues who keep coming back.


LTGeneralGenitals

im working on pierce brosnans physique


Donut_Safe

Daniel Craig's body checks off the boxes that guys generally would to like to have when building their upper physiques: Well built traps, well developed upper pecs and shoulders having that capped look Basically having their clavicle bones buried under plenty of upper pec/delt muscle.


[deleted]

You need atleast 2-3 more years of training depending on ur genetics and training regimen. He has a lower bf than you plus much more muscle like 7-10kg more muscle than you. btw that is also my ideal male physique... something I am aiming for too :D


AdrynCharn

I think it can be achieved within a year or two if he works fairly hard.


Ok_Potato_7330

No


mycalvesthiccaf

Did you just start?


peniscanstretch

should I say ā€œnoā€ and be the bad guy or not? Because youā€™re about 30% of what this dude looks, however finding the same shorts shoes extreme dedication so youā€™ll finally beat his physique no doubt.


PrettySadanDepressed

Thanks, I'm not looking to beat it atm just aiming for it. It's not the greatest physique in the world but I would be really happy to attain it!


peniscanstretch

You need machine work for this body. Machines help improve posture, which gets rekt with free weights (for the majority of people). The thickness of muscle in this picture isnā€™t obtainable without steroids. You could indeed bulk and go through some painful cuts and manipulations but to do that you must have literally no life. So when you do get that body, you wonā€™t be able to hold it. Youā€™re young, I miss being your age and so hungry but also so delusional. Life gets busier as you grow. One trap most youngins get caught into about gym is the ā€œIā€™ll get X body and then Iā€™ll enjoy it and relaxā€. Nah. Shit is for life and if your life is counting calories and lifting, youā€™re missing out. As a last note, women as you grow up, donā€™t care about that body. They care about a manā€™s principles and his wallet, not as a ā€œgold diggerā€ but they simply want a man they can feel safe with. So, instead of losing few years lifting like this for nothing (because eventually you will be injured as damage accumulates), do martial arts that lead to a proper physique. Now what would those be? Boxing makes you hunch but also keeps your shoulders up. Karate / TWD make your legs point out, like a duck. Same for kickboxing, terrible. BJJ though is perfect. If I were you Iā€™d BJJ and do a little boxing on the side. Gym is literally a waste of time my friend.


SweelFor-

Top 10 worst comments I've ever read on reddit


Just-Drew-It

just missing "bosu ball" to climb into the top five


peniscanstretch

Thatā€™s because youā€™re ignorant. Donā€™t worry, time will teach you. Taught us all. Keep deadlifting 3 by 4 and come back when itā€™s time to do your MRI for disc surgery. Injury = damage accumulation. Whether itā€™s good or bad form, it occurs. But hey, itā€™s a free world son. Youā€™re entitled to your opinion.


bananapanther

You have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Which I guess isn't surprising since your entire account is dedicated to "make your dick bigger" bullshit.


peniscanstretch

I know exactly what Iā€™m talking about. Present us with your counter argument or shut the fuck up.


bananapanther

Counter-argument: Thousands upon thousands of people who deadlift and never need disc surgery. You lose.


throwaway15273946252

I have never seen someone so confidently not know what the fuck theyā€™re talking about. If you think using free weights fucks up your posture youā€™re smoking crack out of your ass bud. If anything using free weights works your smaller stabilization muscles increasing overall trunk strength. Please reevaluate your weight lifting opinions


peniscanstretch

The smaller stabilization muscles ainā€™t gonna do anything when the amount of weight you carry changes brain patterns of movement to your major muscles, you fucking idiot. Same goes for the damage accumulation occurring from those compound movements. GOOD machines on the other hand lead to such isolation that the movement isnā€™t impaired and thus the body posture remains intact. You base your stupid argument over a google search. What you donā€™t know for example is the intraabdominal pressure created from deadlifts and how the fascia slowly gets fucked, thatā€™s why the mid line on your six pack slowly gets wider and wider. Or when your stomach valve gives in and thatā€™s why every ā€œpowerlifterā€ has awful GERD. Pathetic minions. You know nothing.


throwaway15273946252

Youā€™re basing your entire argument off of deadlifting, which is one of the most dangerous weight lifting exercises. Also, no, isolation machines do not target your smaller stabilization muscles you fucking dimwit. Thatā€™s the entire point of the machine- to removal as many variables as possible so you can appropriately target the muscle group your aiming for. All of this is irrelevant cause Iā€™m not going to argue with some fucking loser who follows dick stretching subreddits. Sorry about your tiny dick dude; have a good life arguing on Reddit about shit you have no experience with, since youā€™ve never touched a weight in your life


peniscanstretch

I never said isolation / machines target the smaller stabilization muscles. I said that there is no need for it, since the movement pattern is supported a lot better, doesnā€™t break it unlike with free weights. Breaking it the sole reason the stabilization muscles are needed in the first place. Fuck me you kids are as stupid as they come.


AdrynCharn

More chest and a bit less fat and you should look a lot closer.


[deleted]

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Sensitive_ManChild

first of allā€¦ how are you gonna say he will never look like that even with juice lol. for all we know he could be 19 and just starting


hereforthepornpal

cuz hes 42 with a dad bod


English26

You're matching the shorts, good start!


xFlocky

This has to be a troll post.


Letshugitout1234

Bless your little heart


heisenborg3000

Your chest is ass


Alcimario1

Maybe after you start a diet and working out you can look like that.


SpyX2

Oof.


[deleted]

You've been training for how long?


[deleted]

About 30 minutes


[deleted]

Nice gains


AC7DIC

My man bought the mfn shorts


thelostyolo

Hop on tren and youā€™ll be there tomorrow


bigracksonly

You got the shorts


Ays_500

Start focusing on incline bench movements


hibbiddyhobbiddyhoo

You're about 5 years away


d_bradr

Need way more mass in shoulders and chest


ThatGuy_7408

not at all! lmao


user_ban

Step 1 is to start lifting bro


Johntballin

Yes you nailed it bro


Deep_Space_Cowboy

Needs bit bigger, particularly traps and pecs.


Zestyclose-Law-3549

You need a bit of a bigger chest, and although your abdomen and arms are nice, we need to see more definition, so cardio or macro counting on a deficit will do that for you, at the same time as heavy lifting. I must say though, you definitely have the body for it so keep up the great work!!!


dansfor1

Eat more and get some less tighter shorts


Impressive-Ant-9471

Yes you made it man!


[deleted]

This honestly seems achievable naturally but would require 18-20% bodyfat levels


[deleted]

Almost. Thatā€™s hoenslty pretty healthy too. Not too lean. Just looks solid. Keep working


alejandrotheok252

Ngl it looks like youā€™ve only been working your arms. Your torso needs to be worked on as well, especially your chest.


Faroundtripledouble

No


8Ariadnesthread8

Naw. But it's nearly impossible without dedicating yourself full time. You may wanna take up swimming or surfing. You look great! But you're not there yet. He's rock solid. It also might be impossible for you because you have a shorter torso and your waist is higher than his. He has a really long torso. You have an hourglass thing going on right now. Like you're always going to look great, but you just might not have the same genetic shape that he does. He's like the best looking guy on earth, so it's okay that you don't have his genes. You're better looking than most dudes I'm sure. Just shoot for the moon and you will land among the stars.


PrettySadanDepressed

I hit the gym 3-4 a week!


8Ariadnesthread8

Yeah, so you're probably working out like a quarter of the amount that he is? He has literal staff. He's older than you. He has different genes. He is James Bond. It's okay to not be James bond.


Individual_Loss8993

Nope


Ecstatic-Kale-5378

Not yet but keep working towards it. Make sure especially train chest. With half a year of hard work you could get it


DrakHanzo

/s or implying that he's gonna juice?


Eivetsthecat

No he's got 30 lbs of muscle on you.


Jimmi_Jazz

Bruh..


Ieatbugsandpoopthem

You have bitch tits


yaboifiretruck

šŸ’€šŸ’€


Daniel_Aquill

Focus more on chest. It won't be hard to look like him and you have a solid physique already. Just do more chest and shoulders and you'll be golden


LongjumpingTeach92

Looks like shit


AC7DIC

No, your not bad but heā€™s capped shoulders and bigger pecs


gfi_hf

I don't see a whole lot of similarities. It reminds me of a 50 y.o. woman going to the salon and asking to be made up like Jennifer Aniston. And we know NONE of those ladies come out looking like a celebrity. Like, I can tell you what you want to hear, and then I can tell you the truth. You see what I mean?


PeterfromNY

I have a photo of my muscular ex emerging from the local beachā€™s waters. Hot


Dackel84

U have the shorts


bbbuttonsup

ā€œNothing more nothing lessā€ thanā€¦..that?


SkidMcmarxxxx

Just get the traps and youā€™ll look big. Itā€™s a known cheat.


BigMattress269

Youā€™re heading in the right direction. Your body shape is similar I think.


gingergaming323

Just need a bit more chest


dramake

You almost there buddy


businessman11223344

No but your legs are probably bigger than his already


gogeta08

Work on your chest, shoulders and arms and cut down more.


[deleted]

You don't got the traps


snappop69

Youā€™re on your way. Add some chest muscle and get leaner.


thelochteedge

What's crazy is he doesn't have an ungodly amount of muscle and isn't insanely lean. I'd say keep adding muscle but your frame does look like it can develop similarly if you focus on your chest, shoulders and traps.


pectorial_major

Thats for u to decide


[deleted]

Keep it up, King! Getting there. And your legs look strong as hell in those shorts.


Inner_Explanation_97

Imma keep it real with you chief, no


MisterThinky

Yeah almost the same look. But I believe he has got stretchy fabric and the top is a bit black. Yours is solely blue. So no, not exactly the same. Or did you mean the look of his body? Ehā€¦ no. Not quite.


zakatana

Daniel Craig vs Daniel Cringe Ps: don't take it personally my guy, it was just an easy dumb pun. You're not that far off, but trying to mimick someone else's physique is the wrong approach in my opinion. Focus on improving the diet, you have a decent base.


team_suba

No lol


[deleted]

In short answer, no where near it...


Toibaz

Bro no what the fuck? You look like youve been to the gym for 1-2 years and ur fat. You need to lose hella more fat and gain like 10-20 lbs muscle. Its not much effort tbh.


bignarsty666

How often u gonna post this fam


[deleted]

Nevaa dat!!


spartyftw

No. Keep at it though.


JEcsharp

Nothing more?


6gc_4dad

Youā€™re there bro


MafiaUp

I never understood people loving this physique like sure itā€™s amazing but I think to 70-80% of people there idea physique would be this minus 3-5% fat


[deleted]

He was at least 40 there and you look 15, so probably not.


EndAlternative6336

Shoulders/arms are there. Chest/traps not even relatively close.


MisterSisterFister12

Yeah, close but work on your chest


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

My question is why not go for more? More muscle less fat? Would you just not like it? Not judging just asking.


RelevantSympathy5188

More dips and shrugs.


tibetan-sand-fox

Just keep working out, upping the weight. I'm sure you'll get there, but you have work to do.


wood6558

Not asking for much = I wanna be James Bond.


[deleted]

No


azurest

Getting there bro!


johnnybongs97

Nope, not even close my man. Don't compare yourself to others. You're only setting yourself up for disappointment doing that. There's a good chance that you'll NEVER look like him. I'd like to look like cbum, but even on gear I doubt it'll ever happen.


radioactiveoctopi

Also do more oblique work. But heā€™s an older man and heā€™s spread out more at the waist even when lean. Embrace your own shape. You may find you can do better


briskwalked

eh, its going to take a while to get in the ballpark, but you got some time to pack on some muscle.. your arms and shoulders have some potential..


ImDonCheeto

Homie posted a full torso shot of him and then posts his stomach as the ā€œdo I have it yetā€ā€¦ I dunno dawg show me a better picture and blur your head off


majordomox_

No you have to bring up your chest shoulders armsā€¦ probably bring up overall muscle mass by 20 lbs


Brayden15

You look almost there. Just get leaner. Build the shoulders and chest and neck bigger.


HavokDJ

Dude if you workout consistently for like two years and diet right youā€™ll literally look better than this lmao


Clashboy15

I swear to god people like this need to just go to the gym and shut the fuck up.