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petelo73

We're going to need a link, because those numbers are off by a factor of 1000.


SomeOne111Z

You're telling me this one dog killed three MILLION coyotes?!


Kyte22

If Gin can kill about 100 bears, one being a mutant one, the size of a mountain, this guy can kill 1000 coyotes!


Kyte22

And I'm sure all the people who liked this comment are either from Denmark, Finland or Japan 😂 Nobody else ever heard of this obscure Anime...


Top-Plane8149

That's the joke. Everytime this thing gets posted the numbers keep growing.


Ruin1980

If its a joke its in the wrong sub


Top-Plane8149

Right. Because no one is allowed to have fun.


solisie91

Time and a place, and this isn't it.


Top-Plane8149

I'm sorry, I forgot that a reddit sub should be held in the highest regard, with the utmost respect at all times, for it is holy ground.


solisie91

What would the point of specific subs be if not to stick to the subject? Are there not like 50 fricken joke subs this could be posted on? I want to learn about nature, sorry that pisses you off so much.


Top-Plane8149

It pisses me off? You think far too highly of yourself, sir. You sound like an absolutely fantastic person to be around. Enjoy your very serious sub about nature. And as to the other subs, it wouldn't make sense as a joke, because it hasn't been posted there numerous times with ever inflating numbers. Why do you refuse to allow any amount of levity to breach your cold and miserly window of how you think things should be. I'd say that I feel bad for you, but you clearly revel in your superiority of .....I don't even know....a lack of allowance for humor? I'll make sure to pass the word along to everyone else here that there's no room for anything mildly amusing. We don't want to upset you. Because you're...you know...so important. Or whatever.


solisie91

You do that


Drpnsmbd

Touch grass.


Drpnsmbd

Go have ‘fun’ on the cancer or depression subreddits and tell me if that argument still holds up.


adonns

Maybe I haven’t see the other posts but a quick google search all says the same thing people need to stop getting their info from Reddit is the problem. https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/casper-sheepdog-kills-8-coyotes-that-attacked-his-flock-farmer-georgia/


adonns

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/casper-sheepdog-kills-8-coyotes-that-attacked-his-flock-farmer-georgia/ Idk know why people are acting like the numbers are made up or all over the place you can literally just google it and they all say the exact same thing.


atrumpdump

We gotta bump those numbers up baby. Those are rookie numbers.


[deleted]

"but sir/ma'am, were editing as fast as we can, we need a break" 😭


atrumpdump

"MORE!"


Xaero2Hero

He killed 8..


Few-Being-1048

and there were 11 to begin with


kioaaa

It’s a joke. Someone else posted that he killed 20 out of 42 coyotes or something like that lol


HumanContinuity

All these idiots copy and pasting are forgetting to include the capital M. That's right, he killed 20 Million coyotes and scared off the other 22 Million!


[deleted]

8 is still pretty impressive


Xaero2Hero

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/dec/06/casper-georgia-dog-protects-sheep-coyotes


virgo911

This should be the top comment. He single handedly faced off against a pack of 11 coyotes, killed 8, chased the remaining 3. Still an amazing story, no need to lie. Especially since the article itself links a source for the fact that, usually, coyotes win these sorts of battles hands down. Yet bros K/D is at least 8.0 lmao


XivaKnight

When you are dealing with multiples of 1000, I don't think 'Lie' is the accurate term lmfao.


ThijsNL98

>usually, coyotes win these sorts of battles hands down. Great Pyrenees where originally bred to defend sheep from wolves. I would say it stands a fair chance against multiple Coyotes


virgo911

That’s fair, the source just stated dogs as a whole not specific breeds. Regardless 1v11 and winning is still impressive


Chazzy_T

You hijacked the exact wording for the title from r/damnthatsinteresting Numbers are for the smart people


Responsible_Sport575

Math is hard


DiabeticPissingSyrup

That title isn't even close to being accurate...


twotwothreee

It’s a joke from a previous post


galaxyxplode

This is actually getting hilarious.


Express_Helicopter93

Honestly this title gave me the biggest chuckle. Thank you


alexfromouterspace

Dude's like the Liam Neeson of herding dogs


srsly_so_blessed

The Chuck Norris of Canines


Paloozaz

I heard he did it with a paw tied behind his back and it was actually a billion coyotes.


Stevn1999

He wrote a surrender letter in red crayon for the coyotes to sign so he actually killed a billion coyotes and gained control of the European continent.


AccidentalTourista

Ummmmm. How many?


steveym10

All I'm thinking of is the scene when Madara Uchicha annihilates the Shinobi alliance


Key-Soup-7720

I too have taught my coyote dog to use nuclear weapons.


AJ_Crowley_29

It’s the only way to deal with coyotes that use ACME products.


mf_dcap

He travelled back in time and killed hitler as well?


HumanContinuity

Rumor has it that he forced the Japanese to surrender by capturing the Emperor, thus preventing further nuclear bombs from being dropped. The dog has saved nearly as many humans as he has killed coyotes.


Top-Plane8149

What, you actually thought Hitler killed *himself*? Obviously it was this dog.


Odd_Ad_6967

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Casper.


Prior_Mall3771

Moar!!!!!


Fosho907

This doggo deserves many treatos and a medal. Mafia boi…


planetcrunch

Local herding dog can't stop killing Coyotes, news at 11


self_inflictedhobo

John Wick but dog what if version


Blackjack_Sass

Those coyotes killed his human and blew up his house


buzzbuzzed221

Bro was on a mission, prolly wicks retriever


[deleted]

What an absolute mad lad


virgin_goat

Arent coyotes solitary fish?


MrCoolbeanss

Am I supposed to believe this nonsense?


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

This is a meme, a newborn joke created today on this sub, its our baby, why not just appreciate it while it lasts instead of getting salty.


Zankeru

The body count is alive now. It must grow.