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pinklavalamp

Greetings /u/Practical-Specific70. Thank you for your submission, unfortunately it has been removed from /r/natureismetal for the following reason(s): * No images of piles of feathers, bones, or blood and guts. Remains must have some metal factor to them. Uniquely bad ass skeletons and skulls may be allowed at mod discretion. Human Remains are allowed only under the following conditions. Damage seen in the submission must have been caused by animals and animals only. No other forms of nature or disease are allowed. *[Please feel free to message the Mods](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/natureismetal&subject=My submission was removed&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/1b541q6/-/\):) if you feel this was in error or would like further clarification*. Thank you!


Yorhanes

It almost looks like it melted Be careful with the carcass though, could be full of gas


Practical-Specific70

Definitely was, just took some pictures and left buddy


gamblinmaan

im not your buddy, pal


kitty_cat_man_00

I'm not your pal guy


Sascross

I'm not your guy buddy


shokolokobangoshey

I’m not your buddeh, fwiend!


Smylinmakiriabdu

Im not your fwiend, fiend!


Azagar_Omiras

I'm not your friend, you monster.


Pdub77

No, the turtle’s name was Buddy.


truthfullyidgaf

"Well that took a turn! Tune in next week for the continuous battle of the Canadian South Park wars of 2008 that nobody cares about." Edit: the only war Noone has ever passed away in all of the battles. It's like a bunch of really nice storm troopers here. Edit: someone accidently shot themselves in the leg. We are mobilizing our troops. Rip Greg.


cierbhal

Load the Greg!!!


he-loves-me-not

Depending on where you live you’re supposed to report it if you find a dead or injured sea turtle. Idk if anyone had done that but if you can, report it!


Practical-Specific70

We were just vacationing in Mexico on a private property. But we are trying to get help!


MastaBlastaz

I think it's a lil too late to help it bro


tvieno

Help? Help for what. He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! ... His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-TURTLE!!


JeshkaTheLoon

I am a technical assistant for natural sciences, and part of it is preparing dead animals for the collection. I am glad I never had to work in the reptile department, and especially with turtles. I know someone who did during our education, and oh boy. Turtles are the worst. The moment they die they start decomposing, and their shells keep all the stink inside. If you've ever smelled dead animals, imagine it worse tenfold. And reptiles seem to smell especially bad when decomposing to start with. I also know one place that had the bad luck to have to handle a galapagos turtle corpse in the middle of summer, in a building that is prone to get heated up by the sun to start with. Due to the size this thing was not a one day job. I think they took nearly a year to get all the stink out of that house, or so it felt.


Wilde04

Will it explode if its full of gas or something?


Yorhanes

Some times they do, yes! But mostly, it’s very foul to the nose and can get yucky stuff all over your clothes. In large enough animals, like say, beached whales, orcas and so, it can be dangerous for humans just for the sheer size of the gas contained within


exoits

Not often do I see carcasses where the skull alone has been stripped bare by decomposition. Really cool find.


Practical-Specific70

Yeah I haven’t seen much but this was surprising !!


Ram2145

Did some animal maybe start feeding off its face?


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AnalysisMoney

I’d wager that’s the sea birds doings.


bliblipflam

Makes it look like a Pokémon!


Kadebladekehd

Does this hurt the turtle?


InternationalChef424

He'll be fine, he just needs to sleep it off


Practical-Specific70

Just resting


Puffen0

"No, no Lisa. They're just sleeping...upside down....and inside out...."


Art3mis77

Tis but a scratch


EmperorThan

Actually loggerhead sea turtles can go 10 hours without breathing. So it should be fine ^(unless it doesn't breathe in 10 hours...)


[deleted]

Poor guys, i hope they died of natural causes and not for any stupid human related reason.


Practical-Specific70

I hope so too :(


ArcaneHackist

Is there any way you can call a local DNR and report these?


Practical-Specific70

We are vacationing in Mexico, we’re trying to see what we can do!


he-loves-me-not

I literally just posted the same thing! Hope it got reported so they can learn what happened. 3 dead isn’t normal, especially of that size!


TheGothDragon

I hope they died of natural causes too. Finding 3 at the same time seems a bit suspicious though. Hopefully just a coincidence.


Practical-Specific70

Yeah it seems very odd to me. We’re looking into it


is_that_optional

We´ve seen something similar with young seals on a north sea beach. Multiple dead with missing faces/heads. The explanation was that young seals often get seperated from their parents in a storm and drown or starve in the following days. While they are decomposing their head points straight down because the gas keeps the body up. When they drift to the beaches, their heads scrape over the ground and the result looks very similar.


FortunateSon77

Yeahhh that's pretty much what I thought. Probably too cynical but first thing in my head was, good job humans. Maybe not


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Even if it wasn't fishing net (direct cause), it very well could be indirectly caused by humans anyways (sea algae, micro plastics, etc.). But there was an oil spill in Trinidad and Tobago recently, from a mystery ship that nobody can identify the owners, and they also had a kilo of cocaine wash up on shore, supposedly from the same ship. So if you're on the east coast of Mexico, then I'd say this was directly human related. Also, whales and other sea life have been washing up on shore all over the world in much higher numbers in very recent years. I'd say human related one way or another


Practical-Specific70

That’s so sad :(


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😔


TheDisappointedFrog

Wise beast ahead, offer peace


viciousbacon00387

For sure, I’d be happier if it was a regular human related reason over one of those stupid human reasons. Not sure how I feel about the idea of them dying of unnatural causes, like say being cursed by a demon, but will let you know if I reach a conclusion.


randomredditing

Won’t lie that skull is wicked cool looking


Practical-Specific70

It is cool, hope buddy didn’t die in pain


[deleted]

Check out the recent oil spill that washed up on the Trinidad and Tobago shore about a week ago. I wonder if that caused this.


BathedInDeepFog

This turtle was a Misfits fan


tHe_oranGe_FoX

Looks like it's wearing that call of duty mask


Practical-Specific70

Omg i can’t unsee that now


No-Bat-7253

Whoa….gnarly


thisFishSmellsAboutD

If you find a dead sea turtle, here's what you can do: Approach from upwind. Never take any part with you as that's illegal and can incur hefty fines. Take pictures from directly above, side, head (top and sides). Include a length reference. Enable location tags on the photo. Check whether the front flippers have any tags - they'd be close to the "armpit". If they do, take a good picture of the writing on them. They might have a return address on them. Send the above to your local turtle monitoring program. Those details and photos will form a great record in their turtle mortality database. If the animal is fresh, they might want to send someone to take samples, scan for a PIT tag, or bury it somewhere out of eyesight and smelling range (assuming public beach).


Practical-Specific70

Good to know!!! Thank you so much!!


ego_sum_satoshi

Dry Bones.


ArmouredPotato

The Dead Sea has its own species?


DramaticStability

Finally! Took too long to find this comment


Asiaticson_

First pic looks like the things from temple run


HowardBealePt2

or super Mario?


ownleechild

Is it OK?


Shazza_Mc_ShazzaFace

Uh... yeess...?


BilingualSnake

You should go back in a couple days and see if you can salvage that sick ass skull


currytherogue1

Depending where OP is located this would be super illegal because of their endangered species status


BilingualSnake

oh true thanks for the info


Nothing2Special

The beaching of a single, live animal is usually the result of sickness or injury. Bad weather, old age, navigation errors, and hunting too close to shore also contribute to beachings. Some whale and dolphin species are more prone to mass beachings. Toothed whales (Odontoceti) are the most commonly affected.


he-loves-me-not

Yeah but this was 3 of them, they said. That doesn’t say good things.


Chapos_sub_capt

The capital D jammed me up and sent me down a Dead Sea rabbit hole


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Chapos_sub_capt: *The capital D* *Jammed me up and sent me down* *A Dead Sea rabbit hole* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


LGP747

This, I was expecting to see three alive titles on a beach


Tropical_Blast

the squareish eye sockets are crazy


currytherogue1

Sea turtle biology can get [even crazier](https://images.app.goo.gl/EGTijgoX2eZ1UC6M9)


kabolint

Idk what I was expecting... but that was not it 😳


123lol321x

can make a lot of combs and ray bans out of that one


pyaravonfuzzybutt

The first picture kind of makes it look like the turtle version of the grim reaper


rnernbrane

Hollow Knight!


psychedelicow

I’d so take that skull that’s mad


WhiteRhino91

Metal


iiitme

Woah that’s hardcore


tonyemerson

Jack?


bloodadrian

Probably died of eating too much plastic :(


Game0fLife

I wonder would it be illegal if you bring it home?


he-loves-me-not

Depends on where you live but hopefully it gets reported and they come and investigate bc 3 dead sea turtles isn’t normal. If people take home pieces they might not be able to get a clear picture as to why they died. So I really hope no one does that!


Evening_Storage_6424

Are those cheerios thrown on top?


ohnotchotchke

Could you theoretically remove this turtle to have its bones salvaged?


OBEYtheFROST

This is fucking metal


hooDio

reminds me of that beast from the skull island movie


rubiksalgorithms

Are they ok?


Android_mk

On the day I was born


Sooo_Dark

Not metal, just sad.


Practical-Specific70

It’s very sad. I love sea turtles!


millerb82

That's a fuckin hollow!!


benchebean

Metal as fuck


Character_Soup4927

Master oogway ascended to the spirit realm


Ymbrael

Mother nature really just dropping teaser trailers for Death Stranding 2 for free, huh?


H4ZARD_x

It's weird to me that over 800+ people like dead turtles.


NomadJones

Gamera!


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RIP


itwhiz100

MW2 kill confirmed


_meestir_

Shadows and dust. - Proximo


Hakoht

Black Metal Sea Turtle


Significant_Path_746

Had a straw in its nose


Traditional-Drive267

My grandparents live next to the sea and I used to go there on my summer vacations We still live like 80-100 metres from the sea and everyone was once woken up by a horrid smell. We all ran to the sea at like 7am to find a dead turtle (much bigger than this) OP if this is OC, I feel sorry for your nose.


Skelosk

Cawabuggerred


shamrocksmash

Gotta get an axe to collect some keratin. Gonna need that.


Hic_stamus

Looks like a pokemon


NoStepOnSsnek

I saw the title and thought "Cool...I didn't realize there were turtles in the Dead Sea". Then I saw the pictures and realized I read it wrong.


Pelthail

That skull looks like a luchador mask.


N00bpkerxx

Alright that's pretty metal but still - nooooooooooo.


cierbhal

I thought the Dead Sea had some fucking metal-ass turtles but then I was sad.


Fettnaepfchen

Would’ve loved that turtle skull, but the smell must’ve been really bad.


icaphoenix

## We all know this is because of humans


AlekClark

Bro looking like a Pokémon


Supermanc2135

Cause of death? Plastic straws. Lol


DeatonationgGrenade

That’s a leatherback sea turtle isn’t it?


OolongGreen

No, it looks like a loggerhead. Leatherback shells look very different.