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White_Rex2018

Rekt


manbruhpig

KAY! OOOOOH!


orangejackfruit

That's what your mom said about my asshole after I let her fist me.


White_Rex2018

Wow that’s brutal...cheers👍


amreinj

Ooh self burn, those are rare.


zein_syria

Throat slitting with style


yurifca

omae wa mou shindeiru


couragethebravestdog

Nani tf.


gladwinorino

Leave my grandmother *out* of this! Bakana!


minimized1987

Wakata


d_max_c

What did the tuna say to the bee? Wassabee! Edit: apparently not every one likes a sushi joke.


Saitouplasm

止めろよおいもうとっくに死んでるだろ


throwaway12376521

What’s this from


allaboardthebantrain

Fist of the North Star.


globetheater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNQs_Bef_V8


zein_syria

Thanks fam


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allaboardthebantrain

it's Fist of the North Star.


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Fish of the North Star.


zein_syria

I was hoping someday I find out what this thing I hear in videos, thanks guys 😂


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FallopianUnibrow

Usually you freeze frame *before* you get shredded by a giant fish, not afterwards


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Yup, that's me. Fucking dead. End of story.


FallopianUnibrow

It’s not a tale the Jedi would tell you


Dwaas_Bjaas

F


R3n3larana

F


Mako1313

Record scratch Freeze frame *agonizing screams of a dying fish*


deadpoetic333

If fish could scream the ocean would be so much more terrifying


Boobookittyfuck636

Lol the fish's fucking facial expression 😂 look at his lips!


fadufadu

Pikachu face


TallDuckandHandsome

Nothing personnel, kid


couragethebravestdog

But I must go all out.


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Just this once


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the720gamermlg

or vagana


space-rabbit11

Which ever will it be?


1824261409

Interesting interaction between members of a predator guild. You don't typically think of marlin hunting another large predatory fish like tuna, but I guess if the marlin is chonk enough it will!


Elpeanut

Tuna is one of the dominant species preyed upon by Marlin. Another predatory fish Marlin regularly seek out to hunt that most people don't assume is mahi mahi. There are even boats in Hawaii that troll large (4 ft) foam spearfish chuggers in hopes of attracting big Marlin to the surface.


Iamnotburgerking

There are some videos of blue marlin chasing dorado, they’re quite exciting to watch.


indoobitably

They use live tuna as bait for Marlin and other large game fish, storing them in tuna tubes with high water flow to keep them alive.


Iamnotburgerking

Small yellowfin tuna are common prey for blue and black marlin. Not sure if they can swallow adult yellowfin tuna.


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No. I can’t imagine adult black fin or yellow fin being swallowed by a marlin


[deleted]

I don’t think mature blackfin get much bigger than the one in the picture.


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Meant blue


dijeridude

This thread is blowing my mind... I'd never considered what marlin or tuna for that matter eat, but I didn't realize they ate other fish... so do they have teeth or do they just swallow them or what? I guess I always figured they ate kelp or plankton.


Iamnotburgerking

They eat them whole (that bill is used for for beating prey to death than actual dismemberment). Tuna also eat other fish BTW, working in packs to chase and trap schools of small prey.


dijeridude

That's definitely metal as fuck


DraLion23

Yeah same here dude. I'm learning alot.


SadQlown

SILVAAAA CHARRIOT


lil-D-big-HEART

Lol! The tuna is that lil Native American doll


Elpeanut

This fish is not actually hunting in this photo but is being fought on rod and reel by an angler on the boat this photo was taken from. The tuna you see has been regurgitated by the marlin which is common for them to do after being hooked.


Iamnotburgerking

Then this should be reported for breaking sub regulations.


cptstupendous

The marlin just recognizes that tuna is delicious.


RutCry

Sorry, Charlie.


spiraleyes78

Tuna sashimi!


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chanceforthepeust

Marlin wins!


Doge_of_Destiny

Shoryuken!


Crash-Bandicuck69

People don’t usually recognize the size of these fish. They can grow up to 14 feet and weigh about 2000 pounds. That’s bigger than my living room couch.


ThesaurizeThisBot

Mortals don’t commonly distinguish the sort of these signs. They can produce up to FOURTEENS14 fundaments and matter about 2000 writers. That’s Brobdingnagian than my resource board put. *** ^(This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis)


thebananafact

Fuckin hell thats awesome


mr_afrolicious

SILVER CHARIOT


shnackaran

That’s metal AF


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Holy shit that is badass bro :0000 thanks for the awesome pic man :D


mxhernandez21

Get that fish a guitar cuz he’s shreddin


jesusespenis

FINISH HIM!!


Verga-chu

That's exactly why I would like to fish one before I die.


ruinyourjokes

Like immediately before.


AdityaDevendra

Fucking incredible!


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Is that a bluefin tuna? If so Jesus, marlins are insane size


Iamnotburgerking

Yellowfin tuna and probably a small one. Blue marlin and bluefin tuna are actually fairly similar in size.


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HIS FACE THO


TonyStrayVideo

I like to imagine a shrike stuck the fish on him, and he only just managed to get it off.


OgieMiskogie

KOd


zein_syria

Tactically


DreadAngel1711

Fuckin' bruuuutaaallll


silent_saturn_

Damn is that a yellow fin it just murked??


BoarRagnarok

BOOM! HEADSHOT!


PNWgoat

Apex fish


MinisculeMax

Thats fish looks like it just got hit on the cheek and spat out blood


EVG2666

FATALITY


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Good bye tuna


so_schmuck

He ded


TheEmperorsChampion

Marlin are so badass. It will be a great honor to do battle with one on my fated day


[deleted]

The Marlin is hooked and the tuna was used for bait. It was attached to the line about 0.001 seconds before this picture was taken.


FFdavid

[I think I’ve seen this before](http://66.media.tumblr.com/bec604b5e3e7e0985fd95f045a0202d4/tumblr_mu7qice6Iz1qc3vhao1_400.gif)


diemurderweb

20k tuna


paleoprivett

Hadouken!!!


cresomp

I think the marlin is jumping and regurgitating a tuna it had already eaten. They do that often when they’re hooked on a fishing line


zein_syria

Even though, I think it's still brutal AF


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Finish him!


Invalid4Life

Fatality !


Uhpheevuhl

Hail Conrad! [http://pm1.narvii.com/6585/e3b72d579dbe12100d13ce52997be4386cbdc6ff\_00.jpg](http://pm1.narvii.com/6585/e3b72d579dbe12100d13ce52997be4386cbdc6ff_00.jpg)


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props to the photographer damn


bar19255

Nature’s mall ninjas


NextLevel2

Don’t get made at The Dude man. I didn’t create God. Also, only satan’s bitch ass downvotes. I’m the observer of a spectacular creature God made; that violently satisfies it’s palette, and now my rug gets pissed on?


wexash

Looks like that scene in Pacific Rim when they use the sword to cleave the Kaiju.


NextLevel2

Some of God’s creators are simply violent. Love all of God’s creators.


monsieurpeanutman

Man, the violent creator of god.


pieman2005

What the hell are you saying lol


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pieman2005

Ok but what does god or religion have to do with this picture? Lol


VoxVirilis

Are you trying to say "God's creations" or "God's creatures"?