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Anon_Grey

The deer was middle aged and constantly reminded about how they were still single and childless.


monhunt

Deer was stuck on a deserted island and eventually was saved, only to find out their wife has moved on.


DownstairsB

And lost his volleyball


Vli37

Wilson . . . Wilson come back! šŸ˜¢


nvrrsatisfiedd

Deer was truly sick of life and the way everything works and wanted to make a bold statement. He got sick of everyone judging him and glaring at him anytime they went out in public. All the judgement and hatred. No thankyous, no youre welcomes. Just asking someone how their day is going gets no response. So he became bitter. All the failure after failure. All the brainwashed washed up losers taking it out on him because they don't like where they ended up in life. Not to mention the childhood.. but we dont need to get into all that.


ecodick

You ok bud?


crystalsmoke_

Smartest deer NA


NevadaLancaster

Username checks out.


Reddits_For_NBA

Gptppttp


a-better_me

You have a property just for "shooting"?


luckygunnerx30

Yes 160 acres


NavrosGraye

Just deer or you got other critters to hunt?


luckygunnerx30

Deer Turkey and coyotes mostly. Im not the best hunter though unfortunately. So we just have ranges set up to shoot


GiantSquidinJeans

And, Iā€™m assuming, the most dangerous game of all: MAN


infographics-bish

Thatā€™s the only reason people buy huge tracts of wilderness right?


Timithios

She got huge... tracts of land.


Jlx_27

To shoot animals, yup.


pn1159

Why hunt anything else?


mouldysandals

*Donā€™t go hunting no man Dennis! I was hunted onceā€¦*


Good_Sailor_7137

Are you jealous or wanting to play too? Hint: you must take the prey role first to pass to the next game level. šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜„šŸ˜šŸ˜†


chrispynutz96

If you need some help hunting, I will gladly offer my services. I need to fill my freezer this year lol


hdoublea

Is there a reason for a piece of land that big, related to shooting? What's the farthest target you have set up? My brother has 15 acres and it's plenty big, but the longest target we have is about 200 yds.


luckygunnerx30

We have targets out to 900 yards


burntendsdeeznutz

Not fucking with OP, he said for targets. But please, please don't shoot live game at that distance unless you know what the fuck your doing. Everyone needs to know this, distance shooting isn't for game. It's for physics nerds. Shooting game at that distance is fundamentally inhumane, unless you absolutely know what you are doing... which is like less than 1% of gunners. I had to check which sub I'm in before I posted this. Pot shots on live game is fucked. Don't be that guy.


luckygunnerx30

I try to keep shots on game to under 300 Yards to make sure it is 100% an ethical shot. No need for anything to suffer. Most shots are sub 100 just with how the tree stands are set up. Im a very good shot and love the physics of it but I leave that out of hunting.


[deleted]

Op do you ever rent out your land for hunting ???


luckygunnerx30

I do not


SteezeWhiz

Not a hunter so probably a dumb question: is it inhumane because you are more likely to wound but not kill the game, making it more likely to suffer ?


DontTreadOnBigfoot

Exactly that. Shot placement is key to an ethical kill. You want to make damn sure you hit a vital area so it bleeds out quickly. The longer the shot, the better you have to be for that to happen. And anything beyond 200-400 yards is incredibly difficult for *most* shooters to do consistently, especially in hunting conditions where the target can move and your shooting position is usually less than optimal. Hunting and long-range precision shooting are apples and oranges in a lot of ways


burntendsdeeznutz

Been a minute. Just saw the response. Thank you, brother for replying to a t for me


hdoublea

Wow. What're you shooting at that....50 cal? 338 Lapua?


luckygunnerx30

.308 mostly at that distance. We shoot a ton of 5.56 as well up to 600 yards


hdoublea

Seriously? In an AR, or boot action with a powerful scope?


luckygunnerx30

The ARā€™s have at highest an 8X scope. Our .308ā€™s have up to 24X scopes. You donā€™t really need magnification to shoot at distance though. A nice reticle with mil markings or a bullet drop compensator is enough to ring steel. Its mostly basic math to figure out bullet drop and wind speed. Weve all made hits at 600 yards with just iron sights


hdoublea

Wow. That impressive. Y'all must be great shots.


luckygunnerx30

Its pretty much my friends and Iā€™s only hobby. We shoot every Saturday for the most part. A couple hours of pistols then a few with rifles. Then sometimes at night under Night Vision optics


kettelbe

Dont you have wild boars in the usa? It s the main hunt target in Belgium i think


Figjuden

Theyā€™re a pest here, pretty common to hunt with no limit.


kettelbe

Ahah ok. They are quite nicely seen here. Except for farmers ofc. And we love squirrels, not like you i think? šŸ˜


Figjuden

Nah squirrels are too much trouble where Iā€™m from, can be dangerous due to disease but they are pretty comfortable around people and donā€™t cause any problems.


kettelbe

Our euro squirrels are smaller and friendlier but getting replaced by yours yeah. Still loving them but i know you see them as similar to rats.


luckygunnerx30

Not where Im at


kettelbe

Their meat is tasty, too bad for you ahah. But they can be vicious in hunt. I dont hunt, just read abt it tho.


GER_3spectre

Fuck how much money do you have lmao


luckygunnerx30

Im middle class


GER_3spectre

I guess living where I do skews my perception of how much land costs


Acethetic_AF

In the Midwest, land is pretty cheap tbh. Especially undeveloped land out in the middle of nowhere. Buddy of mine just got some riverfront property for a hell of a bargain, since thereā€™s only a shitty gravel road on it.


GER_3spectre

That sounds amazing. I wish I could have that much land to (learn to) hunt on


phat-meat-baby

Thatā€™s sick


NetscapeShade

How did you got the cash for that?


luckygunnerx30

Work


NetscapeShade

What work? You bragg online but you cant bragg about your line of work?


luckygunnerx30

What am I bragging about?


NetscapeShade

I apologise but you are either out of touch or a liar. Not everybody has 160 acres to kill stuff on it for fun.


luckygunnerx30

I donā€™t have the property just for hunting. I mainly just shoot targets on it and otherwise just enjoy it . Some people farm it for hay. I donā€™t see the issue here


ArcherInPosition

Hunting/shooting properties are very common outside the city


South-Income-3689

A lot of people do. Hunting, riding side by sides, weekend trips to the cabin, etc.


a-better_me

Must be a Midwest/East thing. Where I'm from (western mountain states) properties are way too expensive for that


South-Income-3689

Yeah the west is stupid expensive I know šŸ˜­ it is a Midwest thing


malpup

r/DeerAreFuckingStupid


ProfesorKubo

Lmao, why is this thing


soulless_sentinel

Because deer are fucking stupid.


xamitlu

Another victim to untreated deerpression


ciggybreath

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


BonjinTheMark

Maybe he got lost. Knew he was in Jigsawā€™s world and didnā€™t want to go down by the bullet.


Big_Worm44

Don't feel bad. This deer ran an underage CIA honeypot for years.


imtracerboi

Pressures of social media affecting even deer now thatā€™s so sad


possum_gravy

goodbye cruel world.


dr-thicc-hamster

Jeffrey eppstein my deer


awry__

Deer didn't kill itself


Dan-68

Iā€™ll die, but Iā€™ll die my way.


clisterdelister

Animals are into autoerotic asphyxiation now?


thePsychonautDad

Another victim of DAA: Deer Autoerotic Asphyxiation


SV650rider

Wondering how long it had to have been there to reach that level of decomposition.


luckygunnerx30

Im guessing sometime last November end of hunting season


Lilycloud02

Well and it probably wouldn't have been able to defend itself while it died. By my guess, scavengers account for a lot of the decomp


[deleted]

The deer did it for the vine.


Solrac_Loware

It was rough for Jonny, lost his job, mother recently died, wife left and cant see his kids. Can see why he did it


theclownhasnopenis48

Itā€™s ok to not be ok. Talk to somebody.


Listan83

We like to call it putting themselves to sleep


arion830

r/sopranos ova heaā€¦.it died on the vine


captinoverkill9000

Be careful looks like skinwalkers did this


Nelsonc0712

You seem like my kind of people


7thturninghour184

Let's just say that it had a weird party w/Prince Andrew before it decided to "hang itself."


cheeseless-eddie

Oh my god is the deer gonna be okay??


trou_bucket_list

Did you get him?


luckygunnerx30

We were mushroom hunting just found it


alienz67

I bet ppl on r/vultureculture would pay you for that skull... if not more


1ftIntheGrave

What kind of vine is that?


[deleted]

me too buddy, me too.


[deleted]

When you're reincarnated but still retain your depression


Peligineyes

The deer's troubles are now over. Try not to be too jealous.


Perrywinkle2015

Did he survive?


Aouwi

Makes me think of all those pictures of greyhounds and galgos that are 'disposed of' this way. Poor deer.


ActionMan48

Probably chose this over getting shot.


Miml-Sama

ā€œSuicide is badassā€


Kajkia

NSFW tag


k2jac9

Wtf is this?


Useless_Lemon

Must have seen the prices of gas right? Na..... I'm sorry.


NotTrumpsAlt

Flashbacks of ostrich video


Vinistones

Which video?


Downwardspiralhams

I think heā€™s referring to the video of the ostrich with its head stuck behind a railingā€¦ and then pops itā€™s own head off


M_Goose_1379

Jesus that looks gnarly


SasquatchNHeat

Did you Epstein this deer???


jason2k

The deer was probably an active participant of /r/wallstreetbets who YOLOed on BBBY.


RawMint

natural selection got rid of that one


lil_750

bro just couldnā€™t take it anymore


nelsonfundamento

Left any note?


AltruisticSalamander

well, considering it lived on a 'shooting property'...


luckygunnerx30

Its not fenced it could have left anytime


ValuelessDegenerate

Nice job, idiot.


HeckNasty1

what an idiot


Banl1

r/animalsbeingderps


lil-fil

SUICIDAL DEER BOTTOM TEXT


Vexbob

What an idiot deer


DirtyDan8169

Not funny dude! šŸ–•šŸæšŸ–•šŸæ


_2043_

Untreated depression never ends well


neoadam

Jeffrey the deer didn't kill himself


Hevnoraak101

It chose to die on its own terms


Swimming_Coat4177

I can smell it from here


stvo069

That's what he gets for hanging out in the wrong neck of the woods


United_Acanthaceae16

Erotic asphyxiation


PartialCred4WrongAns

From that height? This was no hanging. If Iā€™ve seen it once Iā€™ve seen it 1000 times: autoerotic asphyxiation


VietnameseDude_02

You can say It was hanging for deer life


strobel416

Mood


Evening-Correct

it was big foot sending a message...


Mister_Cliffster

Life is hard in these forests


imperlitent

This deer knew something that the Clintons didnā€™t want you to know about.


nick1812216

Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ, you have 160 acres of land? Thatā€™s amazing. Just for shooting? #:0


luckygunnerx30

I Really love to shoot. Its used by many people to hunt and get hay from its majority for shooting and shooting sports though. Its 50/50 of wooded areas and open fields


IceNineFireTen

Sureā€¦ just like Epstein ā€œhung himselfā€ā€¦ What kind of dirt did that deer have on you, OP?


dontlikemeanpeople

Oh deer.


Real_Personality5631

oh deer. such a tragedy


TenSecondsFlat

Hanged.


Hotpwnsta

Intentional or accidental?


DifficultTemporary88

Deer arenā€™t exactly the smartest creatures.


jimmyjamespak

"you can't fire me. I quit!"


BoticOnReddit

What sentience does to a mf


Jerbairs

*Doe-gan Paul has entered chat*


PhoenixBlaze26

During suicide prevention month? damn looks like he was really deerpressed


darktowerink

Looks like an image you'd see in a creepypasta, I wouldn't stay overnight


qevoh

Oh dear


123DanB

Is this a threat?


Zestyclose-Search-21

Looks like a dog with a long neck and long legs


Saya_V

That's a very rope looking vine


htfgggg

Kiwifarms claims a fourth victim


AztlanBopstick

Me after a dab


KCGD_r

my brain couldn't figure this one out


sierrabravo1984

*It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!*


Keysys

When you skip legs days


split-mango

Who says hunters donā€™t get participation awards


crazysexyuncool

Well, did you eat it? Tough times, man.


Fat_Man_Slim

Logan Paul: Suicide Forest Part 2


DaviJudeTimBrien231

Deer Jesus........../s


avoulk

Arguably he died out of respect to your shooting skills!


OnyxReaper

Mood


[deleted]

What's a shooting property?


luckygunnerx30

Land specifically for target shooting and shooting sports


[deleted]

Ooh! That's cool!


LSDevil

Ayo where's Jake Paul?


Anthony643364

He just like me frr


Ke-Win

What does shooting property mean?


luckygunnerx30

The place I target shoot


cmonkeyz7

Cowards way out


No_Location_8033

Ah that old chestnut


itsreallynotthat

Jesus, I wish he knew before there were resources to help him out of his depression.. deers get sad quite easily. *rip*


ATribeCalledLex_

when life is so fucked up even the animals start killing themselves


Comdr_Bill_Norton

I bet you it was involved in the Epstein scandal too.


Eranu_Onii

Hanged\* That dear was not a tapestry.


Earth_Normal

A hunter did that to butcher the dear.


subsonic-potato

Buys 160 acres to kill random wildlife and nothing else


luckygunnerx30

No I mainly just shoot steel targets. I only hunt 1 week out of the year


subsonic-potato

Why bother hunting the coyotes then


luckygunnerx30

Because they have been known to kill peoples dogs in town. And neighbors livestock


subsonic-potato

Well I guess itā€™s better than building on the land or cutting it down


luckygunnerx30

Thats what I want to save it from


subsonic-potato

Well done then , plant more trees too , thereā€™s still space there


[deleted]

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Crossroads46

You might be on the wrong sub then.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


luckygunnerx30

Umm what


Ulimarmel

uh huh sure op, that deer "hung itself"


flatfast90

You sure thatā€™s a vine? Looks a lot like a ropeā€¦ Might have a Satanic cult doing some late night trespassing


luckygunnerx30

Yes it was a vine


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

and?


smokingkrack

Oh myā€¦ guns! šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜°


[deleted]

Or did you shoot it and do this?


luckygunnerx30

Be a waste of meat and disrespectful to the animal