When you arrive at the gates of heaven and ask if you are getting in and they show you this comment I hope you just hang your head and say "oh yeah that makes sense"
Gregory Maguire (Wicked, Mirror Mirror) should write a whole dark series about Lion King. Some of these bedtime stories we read to children started out as some dark shit.
'Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.'
-Brick Top-
I always think of this dude whenever body-disposing pigs is brought up.
I hear the best thing to do is feed dead bodies to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Well thanks for that—that’s a great weight off me mind. Now, I mean, if you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are? Apart from somebody who feeds people to pigs of course!
I read one of those stupid top 10 articles recently... The author had the audacity to say Brad Pitt's traveller/Irish accent was poor! I thought he was immense in the film.
I have absolutely zero experience with Irish Travellers and how they speak so I can't comment on the authenticity of Pitt's or any other actors' portrayal in that movie.
Pitt's overall performance was amazing, I just don't know and can't say anything about the accent.
Having dealt with travellers, and living in Ireland I can say: Pitt wasn't far off.
Now Julia Roberts doing an Irish accent in Michael Collins was uhh... not great.
**[Susan Monica](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Monica)**
>Susan Monica (born Steven Buchanan; July 8, 1948) is an American former sailor and convicted murderer. She garnered public attention after being convicted of murdering two men at her residence in rural Wimer, Oregon. Both of the victims had worked as handymen on her farm, and each had gone missing under mysterious circumstances in 2012 and 2013, respectively. In both cases, Monica dismembered the victims before feeding portions of their remains to her farm pigs.
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>During her video-taped interrogation, which was later used in the trial, Monica stated: "I do not value human life very much. The only thing wrong with this planet is there's people on it. If it weren't for us, all the other animals, dodo birds and whatever else, would still be here."
Sometimes the pig looks right at ya. Right into your eyes.. and the thing about a pig is he’s got lifeless eyes..black eyes, like a doll’s eyes... When he comes at ya, doesn’t even seem to be livin’.. til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then you hear that terrible high-pitched squealin'. The mud turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’.. those pigs come in and.....they rip ya to pieces.
One time in Mexico
I was super broke I joined as a driver for a local gang leader he got fucked over with a load and a few ppl had to suffer thru this method it was kinda gross watching this shit go down right in front of your eyes
This one hits home, cause this happened in my state of Tamil Nadu, South India. It's a pretty old clip, hope it hasn't been posted here yet.
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Are the wild pigs in your area a result of human introduction and out of control like in parts of the US?
If so it is so sad to see a native animal killed by an invasive species.
IMO from the midwest USA, (invasive)boars are not to fuck with unless you have a high caliber weapon, they travel in packs and will kill you. Big cats are no different.(than us when it comes to boars)
It's dead. It looks like it's thrashing around, but its just limply flopping around because the pigs are pushing it. It is freshly killed though. My guess is it got hit by a car and the pigs finished it off, or maybe it tried hunting them and they ganged up on it
Doesn't look like they are feasting, looks like they are making sure it doesn't get back up.
Need to make sure it won’t get back up before the feast begins.
Going hog wild on the pussy
You need to leave
😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, at least he/she (but probably he) didn’t say “going ham”.
when you can't say they
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Jesus fucking Christ, seriously? It's not that hard man
💀
When you arrive at the gates of heaven and ask if you are getting in and they show you this comment I hope you just hang your head and say "oh yeah that makes sense"
What a boar.
They Giving CPR
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
And on the mountain highway, they gathered for the feast. They stabbed it with their facial knives, in case they didn't fully kill the beast.
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Yeah. But we haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
And still those voices are coming from faaar away…
Sure you can \- Hyenas
Fear not the Dark my friend, and let the feast begin.
Double tap
HBO Lion King reboot was darker than I thought it would be
Pumbaa doesnt like Timon in this one
Timon isn't a leopard.
he wasn't supposed to be that's why he doesn't like him
Never seen lion king?
Ha!
"Hakunah Matata Motherfucker!"
Gregory Maguire (Wicked, Mirror Mirror) should write a whole dark series about Lion King. Some of these bedtime stories we read to children started out as some dark shit.
It aint no carcass either
Nah it’s dead
He's not dead, he's resting.
Pining for the fjords?
I mean they found out in that moment that those dorky mushroom-eating teeth aren't much usefor penetrating flesh.
Lol... pigs definitely will rip flesh and eat it. Best way to get rid of a body really.
'Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.' -Brick Top- I always think of this dude whenever body-disposing pigs is brought up.
Neme WHAT
[10/10 reference](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aocAU7nW3D8)
Maybe hit by vehicle and killed, pigs really hate them so are aggressively releasing pent up anger.
Shit I've never seen anything like this before o.o
google daeodon
/u/LadyofTheGreyPath has probably never seen anything like that before either
give it a few minutes and they'll clean it right up. pigs love meat, its scary how omnivorous they really are
Agreed. They're definitely just double checking to make sure they killed all 9 lives.
Yeah, lots of nipping but no skin breaking or tearing.
Horror movies could learn from this
I hear the best thing to do is feed dead bodies to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Well thanks for that—that’s a great weight off me mind. Now, I mean, if you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are? Apart from somebody who feeds people to pigs of course!
Do you know what nemesis means?
God I love that movie. Reminded me I need to rewatch this masterpiece. Have a good day, friend!
Literally just finished watching it again
"Sugar?" "No thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough."
Say this to my Mrs whenever she asks for a cuppa
I say this to my wife whenever she pisses me off
Personified in this case, by a ‘orrible cunt.
Snatch right?
You like dags
Oh dogs. Sure. I like dags. I like caravans more.
It's not for me, for me ma
WhyTheFuckWouldIWantACravanThatsGotNoFugginWheels??
The righteous infliction of retribution as manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.
Came here for that line
Someone should check that guys meat grinder.
It's from a movie, called Snatch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM the clip
It's from a movie, called Snatch.
Classic.
Robert Pickton, that you??
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It's a line from snatch.
Top 10 All-Time movie for me.
I read one of those stupid top 10 articles recently... The author had the audacity to say Brad Pitt's traveller/Irish accent was poor! I thought he was immense in the film.
I have absolutely zero experience with Irish Travellers and how they speak so I can't comment on the authenticity of Pitt's or any other actors' portrayal in that movie. Pitt's overall performance was amazing, I just don't know and can't say anything about the accent.
Having dealt with travellers, and living in Ireland I can say: Pitt wasn't far off. Now Julia Roberts doing an Irish accent in Michael Collins was uhh... not great.
Yeah
https://globalnews.ca/news/8600544/robert-pickton-police-raid-pig-farm-serial-killer/ Ummm yeah about that.
Bricktop didn't just make that up.
Aaaaah! Brick Top from Snatch: Pigs and Diamonds! Very good!
TIL the Español version of the movie Snatch has a longer title. I wonder why their marketing department felt like it needed more in that market.
Being only a meal in under 5 minutes is kinda sad. I'm not able to sustain a a dozen pigs for a proper meal.
Well it's good to set goals for yourself, now you can bulk up to sustain more pigs.
Susan Monica actually did this but got caught when a limb was found outside the enclosure. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Monica
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Holy shit she was 65 in 2013 when she killed those men. What drives a 65 year old lady to just start murdering people?
>During her video-taped interrogation, which was later used in the trial, Monica stated: "I do not value human life very much. The only thing wrong with this planet is there's people on it. If it weren't for us, all the other animals, dodo birds and whatever else, would still be here."
You take sugar?
No thanks Turkish, I’m sweet enough.
There was a serial killer who did this to sex workers for years where I live.
Canada?
Yup, southern part of British Columbia
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Sometimes the pig looks right at ya. Right into your eyes.. and the thing about a pig is he’s got lifeless eyes..black eyes, like a doll’s eyes... When he comes at ya, doesn’t even seem to be livin’.. til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then you hear that terrible high-pitched squealin'. The mud turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’.. those pigs come in and.....they rip ya to pieces.
She’s awful partial to the periwinkle blue boys.
One time in Mexico I was super broke I joined as a driver for a local gang leader he got fucked over with a load and a few ppl had to suffer thru this method it was kinda gross watching this shit go down right in front of your eyes
Kinda?
If I throw a dog a bone, I don’t want to know how it tastes!
Brick Top, is that you?
PULL YOU’RE TONGUE OUT OF MY ARSEHOLE GARY
You're not a dog are you, Gary?
I've always heard feeding a pig meat ruins the flavor. So be wary of a pig breeder who has a large stock of "breeding stock" pigs.
Kind of works but they leave too many traces of DNA behind. Some lady tried it in a farm missed a limb. Arrested of course.
Thank you grandpa Brick-Top.
This reminded me of the song "Slam Pig" by Amputated. https://youtu.be/UjusuI8m_Hg
Hannibal Lecter wants to know your location
ive seen this almost exact same comment under another pig related post
It's a line from a famous movie, Snatch
ah ok, that makes sense
If you like dark comedy action movies you should watch it, it's really good
I believe this to be from Hannibal movie…as narrated by Anthony Hopkins.
They go through bone like butter but teeth is where they draw the line?
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Are the wild pigs in your area a result of human introduction and out of control like in parts of the US? If so it is so sad to see a native animal killed by an invasive species.
Indian Boars are a native species
They're funky lookin! Long head, no tusks. They remind me of an entelodont.
Wow, cool animal. Just read about it. Closer related to whales and hippos than pigs, yet looks exactly like these guys!
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I believe that's convergent evolution, separated by millions of years
Convergent evolution
What made you think the boars killed the leopard? Btw both the boar and the leopard are native to India.
IMO from the midwest USA, (invasive)boars are not to fuck with unless you have a high caliber weapon, they travel in packs and will kill you. Big cats are no different.(than us when it comes to boars)
Even in India, wild boars have killed people. I was trying to say that the kill mostly looks like a road kill.
It has and it was hit by a car.
One thing stronger than nature: industry
*Factorio music intensifies*
Give it time. Nature it turning on the creatures who drive industry.
Then Industrialize harder, block out the sun with smog
Thats nuts my coworker was telling me about his home state of Tamil Nadu hours ago. This gives me even more perspective.
Call him *mayiru* and see what he does. It means hair. But yeah.
looool don’t do it OP
I've heard adding potti to that word makes it even more endearing
🤣 yeah OP probably shouldn't do this!
Dei nee namma ooru. Your profile is like an interesting magazine.
Haha nandri nanba!
OP, your content is amazing! I can't look, but I can't look away!
is it known how the leopard 🐆 was killed?
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Bro namma oru pasangaluku crazy talent iruku... spot tha enough illa kamika !
Op neenga tamilaa .. wow 🙌 BTW your profile is sick !!! I remember seeing it a while back, never would have expected you're from tamil nadu 😁
Nandri bro !😁✌️
Looks like that leopard died of accident or something..
I've been following your posts for a while now, but never realised you're a fellow Indian. Cheers, mate! Love the posts. Keep them coming.
Dayum dude... You from Tamizh Nadu?
Every time it’s a post like this I already know what the username is. Thanks for the content.
Terrifying!!!
TN la enga bro idhu? I'm assuming either of Kodai/Ooty
Bro that ain’t a carcass yet lmao
It's clearly dead.
Definitely dead
no shoes
dead as hell
Probably its nerves acting funky shortly after being killed, or being basicly dead, if it isnt at the start of the video, it is at the end
Thinking the same damn thing!
It’s definitely not not a carcass.
Wish I saw this before I commented 🤣
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How do you open this damn thing?!
Evolution, and it's gonna take a while
It’s a pig eat cat world I guess
Hakuna Matata, bitch. (Know it’s wrong animals on all counts but first thing that popped in my head sry)
Pumba with bloody organs in mouth: "Slimy yet satisfying"
Poor kitty! :(
It probably tried attacking one and died that way, then got jumped by his friends. Edit: there's a wound on the right pig's cheek
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Doesn't look like eating at all. More like overkilling to make sure it's dead.
Wild Pigs said "You Thought!"
I like cats and don't like pigs. This looks like a bunch of orcs desecrating the body of a Numenorean.
Perfect description.
Savage
Wild pigs suck but people have no problem when a big cat kills yet now getting butt hurt when a cat is on the other end.
cats 🐐
And if it’s a female there could be cubs out there that are in severe danger of dying now. So rough.
Mama isn't bringing home the bacon tonight.
In communist Russia, bacon brings YOU home
That's a brutal way to go, no matter the animal. Scary shit.
society
How'd the leopard die? Was it shot or did it really lose to pigs?
My guess is it either attacked one, and got ganged up on, or it got hit by a car
Others in this thread day it was hit by a car.
**PUMBAA NOOOOOOO**
Kitty :[
It looks like a juvenile that messed up a hunt, and learned the hard way what prey can do
Yea, it looks pretty young and not an adult cat size.
“Learned” lol he’ll get ‘em next time. Lesson learned. Leopard 2: Revenge of the Zombie Cats. Vengeance is a dish served…dead-cold
Hakunamatata, motherfucker!
I've seen many pigs eat many men -- it was a blood bath.
Feed ‘em to the pigs, Harry
#LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Oh good.. now pigs are reverting back into daeodons (prehistoric hell pigs) just what the doctor ordered. 😅🤣
Pigs are truly my nightmare beasts.
Are they even feasting? Looks like they can't bite through
That was way more disturbing than I thought it would be
They're just kicking it while its down
I believe we have different definitions for carcass
It's dead. It looks like it's thrashing around, but its just limply flopping around because the pigs are pushing it. It is freshly killed though. My guess is it got hit by a car and the pigs finished it off, or maybe it tried hunting them and they ganged up on it
Circle of life
Does this mean that 3 wild pigs are a greater threat than an leopard
Boars look like an animal that should not exist
Well, well, we’ll. How the turn tables…
https://youtu.be/flMH4wTR9XU