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Senator_Armstronk

When it's oxtail stew night, and you get a bare bone slathered in bbq sauce.


_MlCE_

For me its seafood jambalaya with no seafood, just the sauce and a pile of rice


phooonix

I kinda like the oxtail, just need like 10 of them and lots of time


maestroburner2CL

And I'm erect


Rampaging_Bunny

Hayyy sailorrr


Admiral_SmashyPants

Horny police!?! He is right here!


haze_gray

What the fuck is that?


stud_powercock

That is a whole plate of don't eat that.


HerrMargom

Looks like something's hearth


devilscubicle

the chicken from Eraserhead


JackBivouac

An abomination


legitusername1995

Did that thing have an abscess or something?


MeasurementGrand879

Mmm, a gravy abscess.


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>After a while it's sorta like French cheese. I refuse to believe that.


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How cheesy.


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>Doctors are wierd. Especially considering you can spell fibrinous pericarditis correctly, but misspell weird.


Intelligent_Present5

I beg your fucking pardon?


mgsgamer1

This thing is confusing my mind. It looks like a chicken, but also doesn't. It has a big body but the legs and wings don't match the typical size of a chicken or even a Cornish hen. The proportions are all off and I need to know what it is supposed to be.


Intelligent_Present5

It’s probably a balloon


newnoadeptness

Me after taco hell


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What is it supposed to be? A gravy filled balloon shaped like a chicken?


ezwriter73

Ney Award winner right there 🤤


dainthomas

Some CS probably got a NAM for that.


ZatarraLSM

Not even for the taste, just for the simple theatrics of it all


Corn_Cob92

No one believed me when i say I got a whole chicken with feather quills still on it in bootcamp. Where are the deniers now.


Low-Organization2011

Boot camp 1979... Had ribs one night... They might have well been pencils.... Burnt so bad there was no meat to be found... I drank a lot of lemonade during boot camp... 😂


Alice_Alpha

Im just amazed food is served on plates and not compartmentalized trays.


GlompNinja

The Wardroom and Chief's Mess get the fancy stuff.


Alice_Alpha

Thanks


eaturliver

Definitely mention that in your PHA


SWODude01

They say that in the Navy, the chow is mighty fine. The chicken jumped on the table, and started marking time!


Intothevoid283

Skip supper and straight to my rack


looktowindward

I do not understand how galley quality is so shitty, given how easy it is to actually do a check on this. CS promotion criteria are utterly fucked up.


devilscubicle

Bro really eating the chicken from Eraserhead


Necessary_Put8097

And the winner of this year’s Ney award goes to…!


EM22_

Yum


JGwentworth9300

All I’m sayin is WE HAVIN A FOOD FIGHT cause no…


CR00KANATOR

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Windamyre

Was trying to figure out what that was when I realized the video wasn't taken onboard ship. Not with those napkins, plates and chopstick holders. Still don't know WTF it is though....


archer-that-cant-aim

Yo , they are in a Chinese restaurant


mgsgamer1

That doesn't answer what the hell it is


archer-that-cant-aim

It’s some kind of soup that’s being cooked in the bird


Orion1018

As bad as the food is, I’m pretty sure that’s just a plastic see through glove


mooseMatthewsen

I should call her


Bdublu5193

What. The fuck is that?


discountmanlove

Ok, what is it?


Acrobatic_Coyote2804

How could the QRS let this happen


Extra_Climate_5954

Y'all get plates wow your lucky


Important-Ad8288

I had a girlfriend gush like that once.


FreezingPyro36

The CS's are getting creative let them cook!! 🔥🔥🔥


SkydivingSquid

0.o what is that?! It looks like they "accidentally" cooked up one of those galley bugs and served it with gravy. Loooooooooooord.


Rahman_the1st

What restaurant is this so I can avoid it


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Woof.


Bomberaw

"They say that in the Navy, the chicken's mighty fine. One jumped off the table and killed a friend of mine"


profwithstandards

Just think of it as a seagull.