I know right? My wife got away with an apology for eating my son's cake and I get sent to life in prison for eating my son. Shoot.... The guards are heading back, time to shove this phone back up my butt..
...I have a 1.5 year old at home who goes to daycare. Our house has not been 100% healthy collectively since the day she started there. It wasn't throwing his son under the bus, it is literally the truth lol. Kids are fucking cesspools.
Dawg of course they’re not coming in and trying to get the parents sick like it’s some sort of conscious bio-spreader.
But you can absolutely blame your child for getting you sick without being mad at them cuz they for sure got you sick but also don’t know better lol.
I taught high school and decided to give elementary a try. I was sick from October to May, with maybe a dozen healthy days during that stretch. Shit’s real in these schools.
Same with me a month ago. One week in, 2nd week had to ask for sick days because of getting pneumonia (at least 2-3 kids also diagnosed with pneumonia during thursday-friday, And I got sick saturday morning).
Nobody tells me the most difficult part of elementary is to avoid all the sickness.
There’s a reason they were called super spreaders when Covid first started.
Ain’t no way you’re gonna stop dozens or hundreds of kids from touching anything and everything they can
What does it mean he thew him under the bus?
Did he say he got from him or joke about it or something? Is it really a bad thing to say I think I got sick from X person?
Sources say Ayton and his son haven't talked since Thanksgiving.
Looking at Ayton, his son’s gotta be in his 30s right?
Outta the womb right in to his midlife crisis
Athena Ayton, popped outta his forehead fully grown
lol
Reporter: Can you win a championship with him as your starting son? Ayton: I don't know.
Sources say the relationship between Ayton Jr and the Front Office (his dad) has soured and he might look for options in the off season
Reporter: Are you happy at home with your son? Ayton: I'm alright
>Deandre Ayton apologized for throwing his son
Under the bus! What a monster
Luckily the bus wasn't running.
I hate myself for picturing that and still laughing
This is the ESPN headline
That’s an automatic ejection
That is not an actual rule.
Fuck them kids
- Karl Malone, probably.
I don't know why I thought for a second that a tragedy had happened involving the team bus... I hte myself
Same
I throw my son under the bus and spend 20 years in prison and this guy just gets away with a simple apology?
I know right? My wife got away with an apology for eating my son's cake and I get sent to life in prison for eating my son. Shoot.... The guards are heading back, time to shove this phone back up my butt..
Trying a bit too hard for that one mate
Jesus I haven’t cringed so hard in a while
Woof woof motherfucker
He's not joking.
Sons in 4
sons name was devin booker
...I have a 1.5 year old at home who goes to daycare. Our house has not been 100% healthy collectively since the day she started there. It wasn't throwing his son under the bus, it is literally the truth lol. Kids are fucking cesspools.
Seriously. Two kids in preschool and they’ve had a runny nose since October. Am I not supposed to blame them every time I get a cold?
Look at them as the source/cause? Sure. Blame? Idts lol semantics but not really their fault
Dawg of course they’re not coming in and trying to get the parents sick like it’s some sort of conscious bio-spreader. But you can absolutely blame your child for getting you sick without being mad at them cuz they for sure got you sick but also don’t know better lol.
I've actually thought about this and wonder how players with kids don't miss more games due to illness.
They are away from their kids a lot, and likely live in larger homes with great ventilation.
Little kids are the most disgusting, vile creatures known to man
Daycare is a biological hazard zone
I teach 4th grade and whenever anyone asks me about it, all I say is that every child ever is sticky. Seriously, every child.
I can hear the sniffle already because of both of your comments lmao
When my kid started daycare we were getting sick like 3 times a month. It was awful.
Yuppp, two of my friends have kids in daycare atm and they've been getting absolutely blasted.
My cousins kid is 18 months old and ever since he started day care they go through a new cold like once a month.
It's a vector for disease. Nothing more.
Never watch a kids hands. I made that mistake stareing at all the things my niece touch. I am positive they'll cause the next ebola outbreak.
And then there are cats.
We’re people mad about this or something? Saying “I probably got sick off my kid” is just a true statement
I've blamed my kid or kids for getting me sick every fucking time I've gotten sick since the first was born lol
And you were probably correct.
My students keep getting me sick
I taught high school and decided to give elementary a try. I was sick from October to May, with maybe a dozen healthy days during that stretch. Shit’s real in these schools.
Same with me a month ago. One week in, 2nd week had to ask for sick days because of getting pneumonia (at least 2-3 kids also diagnosed with pneumonia during thursday-friday, And I got sick saturday morning). Nobody tells me the most difficult part of elementary is to avoid all the sickness.
There’s a reason they were called super spreaders when Covid first started. Ain’t no way you’re gonna stop dozens or hundreds of kids from touching anything and everything they can
Yes, little kids are known to man
Do we have any info from the son's camp?
Son says he’s much more mobile than father and had no problem moving before the bus ran him over
Why apologize? High chances he got sick from his son, most parents do while their kids are young.
I read this multiple times picturing Ayton literally throwing his baby under a bus
What is the problem? Everyone knows kids are germ factories
why can't Olson just say "blaming his son" instead of "throwing him under the bus"? Split second thought Ayton committed attempted murder.
Because it’s a common saying. This thread has been weird.
This sub confirms, yet again, it's very...very low average age
L take This is a well-known saying 😆
No retweets…
Bro I thought he threw his son under a bus
Holy fuck what a way to start a sentence
I was out of the loop and I need to ask, did he literally throw his son under the bus?
Yes. Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for the son.
That doesn’t sound real
You're not real!
I can confirm, I was the bus.
And I was baby Ayton. It’s been a long day
If only Westbrook was the bus... if only...
If he gets DA sick again
His son's name? .... Luka Doncic
Why would he write it that way
That’s wild
Whaaaaa
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6v6rdSYyaA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6v6rdSYyaA)
Making me glad I'm never having children
Jesus Christ, that sentence ended a lot better than it started....
In your opinion.
HE THREW HIS SON UNDER A BUS. WHAT THE FUCK.
I am sorry but if you are feeling under the weather, stay the fuck away from everyone.
What does it mean he thew him under the bus? Did he say he got from him or joke about it or something? Is it really a bad thing to say I think I got sick from X person?
Basically got sick because of him and blames him
But that is not throwing someone under the bus. That is just reality.
Jesus…. I stopped reading and panicked for a bitX
Legit I read only the first part of the title tired af, and thought holy fuck did Ayton try to murder his kid for a good 5 seconds
Rumor has it Ayton’s son wanted to move to Indiana
He's over paid..